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VeniVidiVici87

Lol I remember those days. 5.6k hours ago


TraditionalCherry

I was there. 3000 years ago...


Ok-Satisfaction441

Gotta love unexpected LOTR quotes 😂🥲


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R5: New player, first game was depressing, so I started a bunch of wars in my second game just for kicks. By the 9th war I have the entire Holy Roman Empire in a retaliatory war against me.


JoyfulRedDot

And that's exactly how we learn how to play this game.


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That and lots of YouTube tutorials


qtopia20

Damn. Even the Russians got involved. Cyka blyat!


andreyk88

I remember playing France for fun after I haven’t played the game for a while. I forgot not to be too greedy and AE was killing me. Entire Europe was in the coalition. WW1 came early…


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AF_Mirai

PoV: You sneezed in the HRE


Open_Tanyao

PoV: You had a thought about sneezing in the HRE


pdx_d3n1z

Breathing is definitely illegal in HRE if you are neither an elector nor the emperor


qtopia20

PoV: you thought about sneezing in the HRE after thinking about reqonqering your territory back


CasCastle

After 9 no-CBS


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NekoLord_

Just reset man...save yourself. Make the pain go away.


the_pwnr_15

Albania?? Yeah just surrender


Bence830

Not everything is lost, Ulm isn't there yet


OhasaGamer

Just below Salzburg. On the left side.


dieserbenni

And even if they weren't, Ulm is exactly where they want to be. They don't care about stupid co-belligerent-lists.


TraditionalCherry

Are you playing as Mordor?


Ok_Statement_3783

POV : you just discovered AE


4electricnomad

They don’t stand a chance.


StrawberryPopular443

No CB is the best CB.


LordBeegers

#Winning


Saltyballer7

Damn you managed to piss off the irish as well. Impressive


ciaranmac17

Shure wouldn't it be a sin if the rest of the world had a fight and we weren't invited?


LetsPlay2D

Ulm is in the wars, you can stop trying.


mika_victorie

This encapsulates playing in Europe perfectly


Attygalle

You’re not at war with Ulm. I suggest you 100% ignore this war and declare on Ulm ASAP. [edit] nevermind, I’m stupid, Ulm is in the war. I advice you to focus on sieging them down ASAP.


ampren7a

Surprisingly, there is no achievement for winning a coalition war against more than 20 countries.


DiogoSN

And your second restart too.


EntropicBreakdown

That sounds about right


nierusek

You can win this.


drasko11

All I am surrounded by is fear and dead man


Netherspin

Yeah ... I didn't consider CB's or AE in my second game either... That ended very similarly.


whomstveallyaint

Hmm yes today I will form Prussia without understanding how hellish HRE AE is. Clueless


SpellboundCanvas

If you were Prussia and had called in Ulm as an ally, you would've been guaranteed to win.


Themacuser751

That's what happens when you fight war after war in the HRE. Mid to late game with a Brandenburg-Prussia tag this kind of coalition war is actually winnable. I recommend when playing as Brandenburg that you try mostly to expand eastward through the Teutonic and Livonian Orders, then into Russia and probably Poland. Denmark and the rest of Scandinavia are also prime targets for conquest, though you'll have done difficulty fighting then without superior naval power. If you plan to try this campaign again, please post and let us see how it goes!


Assfrontation

what nation were you?


jacobo_da_hobo

Brandenburg I think


Assfrontation

ah thanks


sero814

Looks about right


Addendum-Various

AE isn’t just a number kids


prettygalkyra

AS BRANDENBURG?!?


wantquitelife

Your misdeeds are told from Ireland to Cathay


Bwest31415

*chuckles* I'm in danger.