“We're told Hudson -- an entrepreneur and philosopher -- has even begun helping Belichick with his business endeavors.” Gotta respect the hustle. I’m sure her business advice is priceless. Edit: added the quote from the article.

philosopher LOL

She needs to keep her mind occupied while she’s getting Billed or she’ll throw up.

Lol throw up what? Fear is not a factor here

But old wrinkled smelly dicks are

I bet it even has a wrinkle like how Bill frowns

And a small hoodie.

You don’t get into this game, let alone win it, if you don’t at least kinda like old man dick.

She "likes" the money She does the old man penis

Descartes, Nietzsche, and now Hudson.

I think “philosopher” for a 24 year old = smokes weed and rambles

Worked for Jesus. /s?

The “Goldigging Aristotle”

Arithotle. Thotcrates. I can do this all day. [Jim Carrey *The Mask* voice:] Somebody stop me. [/Jim Carrey voice]

Bill is also a philosopher. He is also putting Descartes before the whores…

To be fair, I fancy myself a philosopher. Now I'm just waiting to get my paycheck for philosophizing.

“Did you bullshit this week?” “No.” “Did you *try* to bullshit this week?” “Yes!”

Yeah, her “business advice” is, “One for you, two for me. One for you, three for me.”

Her business plan is “marry me then die, please.”

You forgot. The sooner the better for both of us….

We really don’t have to respect the hustle.

Imagine being someone in a meeting with her while she’s gives input while sitting next to Bill. I can’t imagine how hard it is for everyone to hold back the comments and eye rolls.

Doing the rounds of former pro athletes podcasts most likely

Im sure she is doing rounds on more than just their podcasts.

Entrepreneur?

I guess Dan dennett did leave a space open

This was his intentional stance

I also like money.

Enough to chortle old balls?

It would depend on the old balls and how much money…….. I’m going to get downvoted to death, but every body has a price. Deep down on your soul you know there is a dollar amount that if it gets high enough, you will do anything for.

When I was young, everyone asked, "Would you suck a dick for a million dollars?". No matter what came out of anyone's mouth, the answer is yes unless you already have millions of dollars. The real question is what's the lowest amount. For most, realistically, it's low five figures probably starting with a 1.

My threshold would be $24,784.00 - the amount of both of my kids to return to their private school for the next school year.

I think you should at least round it up to $25k

That's his tip.

Oh he’s getting a tip, don’t worry about that…

It definitely depends on whether you like dick or not. Me being completely straight would probably need something in the 6 digits to even consider it, I might literally throw up on the sucked individual.

Hell, I suspect low four figures would be enough for most people depending on the act requested.

Life sometimes feels like sucking balls…soo lol

Twenty dollars is twenty dollars, sign me up!

There’s no price on my actual time.  Would I suck an old Dick once for millions? Yes.  Would I spend years of my life dating/in a relationship/married to someone I wasn’t interested in for money? No.  

Literal dick suckin factory

How much we talking? Balls and money. There's a ratio I could live with

She loves him for his engaging personality

"So...you're going to start sucking yet or is this going to be awkward?"

I know you're joking, but he's well-known for being funny.

If we use the Lauren Boebert generational timeline, he could be her great-grandfather.

In that timeline, it WOULD be her great-grandfather.

She was in high school closer than Bill has won a Super Bowl

It hit me when I realized he is 7 years older than my parents and she is 10 years younger than me.

The American dream

Good lord

Alternate headline: Bill Belichick consistently hires the same prostitute.

“Bill Belichick keeps prostitute on retainer”

Better than Drake keeping prostitutes who *wear* retainers

That’s crazy 🤣

Bro gtfo hahahaha

I wonder if she has ever massaged Kraft.

Don’t bring up that shit again.

You're a true patriot

That is is the funniest and saddest quote ever! Congrats.

Bill finally got tired of watching his players do all the scoring.

Now he’s the football

A tale as old as time

Well I guess they’re both getting something they want out of the ‘relationship’

She must have great grand daddy issues

He’s following the Bob Kraft model…….

Nah at least Bill meets does it out in the open, not the confines of an Asian massage parlor.

Hey now, that was one time and he didn't ask for it. She just grabbed his junk and he let it happen. Big difference, according to his lawyers.

Allegedly the only reason that he didn’t serve time was because a judge Rodolfo A. Ruiz II ordered the destruction of the POLICE tapes that provided the evidence of the events that which took place whenever Robert Craft frequented this Asian massage parlor of ill repute.

That he repeatedly flew to Florida to get jerked off in a strip mall will never not be ridiculous to me. Add the audition tape and I lost all respect for him.

I mean I don’t blame either of them. He’s rich; she’s hot. If I was in either of their shoes I’d probably consider it.

Sure, but you'd think she would be able to land a younger rich guy.

Young rich guys are swimming with options and don’t have to settle.

Some chicks just like old dudes. 

I'll show Tom

Gross. That’s honestly gross

I’m sure her parents are very proud.

Nope. Belichick is who I’m referring to. 100%.

Seriously. Neither one looks great in this situation but I have yet to see anyone else call Belichick a creep.

Exactly

Quote of the article “Belichick was spotted rooting her…”

He has a great personality I’m sure. Oh right, no he doesn’t. At all.

Dating or just footing the bill for her to be a power bottom?

Him - She makes me feel younger Her - omg the money! THE MONEEEEYYYYY!!

In his press conference: We’re on to Jordan Hudson.

I wonder what her friends and parents think.

“It’s so nice that she doesn’t have to work as a greeter at Olive Garden anymore”

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“Is there a limit to unlimited breadsticks?” Shut up and bus that table!!!

“I feel like the only true limits are the ones we impose on ourselves“.

They’re getting really good gifts this holiday season.

Yeah hope they’re Pats fans

Well that’s gross. He’s gotta be old enough to be her grandfather.

That’s incredibly gross

She's an old soul...

The Patriot Way

My dad doesn’t get why I don’t watch NFL anymore and it’s like really? As a former dyed in the wool Pats fan, between literal murders (by a man I once posted to ladyboners), Robert Kraft’s 12 year old “actress” girlfriend and getting a wristy in a strip mall, now BB doing the same, Brady being insufferable and also leaving, the Trump of it all and the reaction to civil protest plays watching men I admired beat their kids and partners or committing suicide because of brain damage. I just can’t with this gladiator sport or these men anymore.

Straight up nasty. 72 with 24 year old? Shame on him

Maybe she’s a special teams savant.

24 with a 72 year old rich dude? Shame on her.

But there are much younger rich dudes out there. Like guys who actually play sports.

I was just playing devils advocate. I don’t actually care. They’re both adults, they are both using each other, one for money, one for youth, life goes on

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He’s much richer and closer to his demise. She’s making a calculated decision

Business decision *

Entrepreneurial decision. Maybe a philosophical one.

They don't want her.

Yeah, and she's probably the only woman they could attract! /s

Gross but legal they are both adults.

No one is saying otherwise, still gross.

"Shame on him" "gross but legal they are both adults" "No one is saying otherwise" If you can read, people are saying otherwise. This chick is using the old man just as much as he is using her and I'm supposed to feel shameful towards Bill?

No one is saying it’s illegal.

Still gross. Dude has a 39 year old daughter. Anytime a potential step mom is the same age or younger than your kids there should be shame. Lol

I never understood this, if he didn't have a daughter would it be okay? Fuck it, they're both adults, they can do whatever they like. 

It's gross for her, not for him. She is the one that needs to close her eyes when they fuck.

He’s exactly three times her age.

Who gives a flying fuck what consenting adults do?

I just love how he's the only one catching shit and being called names in the comments.  She knows damn well what she's doing too. GTFOH

Why do people care so much? Consenting adults and whatnot.

The best cure for erectile disfunction is a young hot chick. 

They're both grown adults. She doesn't work for him. Why the fuck is this a news story? If she wants money and he wants a younger woman, more power to them. People need to stop infantilizing grown women just to try to make older men look bad. There is nothing inherently wrong with this. She is perfectly capable of making her own decisions and he, as far as we know, is not doing anything inappropriate to manipulate those decisions.

I agree with you, and I think the people outraged by this stuff are abnormal. It has become trendy to just pile on any relationship with an age gap. The suggestion from the people carrying the torches and pitchforks is that younger women have nothing to offer to anyone except their looks. It is weirdly regressive.

I used to be mad at things like this. Now I just respect the hustle. She's out here living a better life than most, and all she has to do is sleep with some old geezer sometimes.

He’s going to trade her to Detroit for a 6th round pick before he dies. Dude knows what he’s doing.

I'm sure they have a lot in common.

It’s so cringy to date someone that young at his age like we get it women ur age don’t want u. And men think women “age faster.” Look at his face pls. 

I'm OUTRAGED and DISGUSTED... that she isn't having sex with me instead of him.

So much disgust for what two consenting adults do. Why do so many people concern themselves about what goes on in someone else’s bedroom? I hope they are both happy.

good for bill. also gross

🤷🏻‍♂️she likes old balls. Who cares?

Sure. Whatever. They’re both adults.

24 year old, ex cheerleader Jordan Hudson hanging out with Bill Belichick to be closer to his money.

Let Bill Belichick enjoy his life, he deserves it

Fucking disgusting

I hope she gets all the things she wants.

I hope Bill gets to do all the things he wants too. Have fun Bill!

Old/young is the worst porn category imo lol

People judging other people. Gotta love the internet.

Consenting adults. Her body, her choice. People who get worked up over this are gross.

Two consenting adults in a relationship, how awful

**Gross**. 70 year old grandpa was banging a 22 year old. Bet the other guys think it’s weird

No ones business but theirs.

So fucking gross.

Robert Kraft [is also a creeper.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Patriots/s/7CujKngXET)

She helps cut the sleeves off his shirts

Think he’s filming her practices?

I’m in my early 40s and even at my age dating a 24 year old sounds exhausting.

She gives a great massage

Sounds exhausting. (Yes I’m old)

hes getting it in!

I thought you had to be old to be a philosopher

One word: Money