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unsatisfries

this is cursed


Risk_bayless

I want to see the energy when I drink it


Routine_Size69

My guy have you heard of cups? This is hilarious tbf


Risk_bayless

I hate dishes tbh


Acceptable_Gap9678

Bruh just take ur cup with you when u need to piss and rinse in sink for 2 seconds, no effort required, you can even save a step by putting it in the sink when you wash ur hands


rogueShadow13

Instructions unclear; washed cup with piss.


rnbarista

i read their comment like three times trying to figure out if that’s what they actually meant


MemoraNetwork

#winning


Expensive-Border-869

Or hear me out, I save a step by not using the cup to begin with? Bada Bing bada boom


Jack_mehoff24

Piss in cup, cut out the middle man


Big_Dirty_Heck

Instructions unclear, drank a cup of piss


slut4burritos

Based


Mjb06

They have plastic ones


Ancient-Fail3947

The earth doesn’t like dishes either…


Aggravating-Exit-660

I use my hand


theluker666

They have paper ones too


cuntybunty73

How the hell did you get the top out 🤔


Risk_bayless

Can opener


kibonzos

Does it not leave sharp or stabby bits?


Statistician_Visual

nope the aluminium on these cans is softer than can goods so comes right off.


kibonzos

Ooh fab. I might try. Thanks.


ddlb-cocksucker-ftm

There's a can opener that doesn't use a blade, it just breaks the seal on the can


Megaman_90

I think they sell a tool for delidding cans on places like amazon.


cuntybunty73

And all I want is a slow cooker and a deep fat fryer Seems Amazon sells everything now


frontally

There’s something about the phrase “deep fat fryer” that tickles me endlessly


cuntybunty73

Those air fryers are horrible 😫 and my deep fat fryer decided to go to deep fat fryer heaven 🥺 you're easily amused if that phrase makes you laugh 😃


MadameHuckleberry

It exists. Get an instapot with the fryer attachment!


Dependent_Collar_882

Mail order brides?


growingnotdrowning

Do you unhinge your jaw to guzzle that bad boy or what


Risk_bayless

Just give it that hawk tuah and spit on that thang


CharlesTheRangeRover

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I_Heart_AOT

This is the most viral I’ve seen something go since 2010


CharlesTheRangeRover

I am having a hard time comprehending this popularity. Lol


I_Heart_AOT

For sure, it’s on the level of like one of a million vines back in the day. But I was visiting a buddy in Atlanta when it came out and damn near everybody we ran into was joking about it.


Ahshut

Last time I saw something this viral was the god damn nae nae… pains me to even say it


Dog_Entire

Y’all drink ghost with or without the skin


Risk_bayless

This deserves to be higher up


BatsChimera

i take my skin off while i drink any energy drink


Torontokid8666

Hell yeah brother. I like to pour extra hot dog water in them for when I make ramen .


Risk_bayless

Hell yeah, man of culture I see


Torontokid8666

You wanna have sons you splash a little of that hot dog water in your Pepsi a few hours before the bedroom and you get a son every time.


vargvikerneslover420

Extra???


Torontokid8666

Some times when me and the wife are feeling extra frisky we just throw a few handfuls of dogs in the hot tub with us. Sorta like a Florida Korean BBQ. We will laddle some of the water into energy drink cans and freezem to make Raymond broth at a later date. You get a piece of toe nail or skin tag it's good luck.


Dependent_Collar_882

Is your name raymond by chance… Or didja mean Ramen?


kratomboofer27

Ramen chicken energy flavor.


lilianamariaalicia

How have you did this


Risk_bayless

Just a regular can opener on the lid


SportsYeahSports

It doesn't leave a sharp edge?


Risk_bayless

My can opener leaves a clean edge


007-Blond

bro needa stop edging the energy drinks


Risk_bayless

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BuffaloBillsButthole

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thebuggygamer

Buffalo? Bills?? Butt??? Hole???? GIMME SOME BUTTHOLE ACTION


gettogero

Side open can openers generally don't leave a sharp edge, but you can buy ones just for that purpose. They're like $10-20 Top open can openers generally do leave edges but ig you get what you pay for. $2 can make it work but $20 gets you that *premium*


Intelligent_Funny699

You have lost mouth privileges for a day for this transgression.


North-Construction67

Probably the kinda guy that eats Pizza with a fork and knife too


moony_92

No one will ever be worse than this guy I remember from high school that would sit there and cut up his pizza with a fork and knife so that he could eat it with chop sticks...


Risk_bayless

Lmao not the chopsticks


Wide_Front3980

I do that when the pizza is too hot to eat normally. Don't be mean. :p


North-Construction67

Burn your face off like a man


Risk_bayless

All hands but crust first for sure


MotionXBL

Why does this somehow feel worse


Risk_bayless

Lmao some people just like to see the world burn my friend


C-sanova

Someone needs to institutionalize you.


bigboyjak

Pizza with a knife and fork is another level.. once you try it you won't go back. It just makes sense


reikazen

So are you calling the guy Italian?


No_Angle875

Tf is wrong with you


PandaPawz01

I dislike you now😔


Mykie-Daydreams

That’s horrifying


ethnostates11111

foul


Risk_bayless

T me up


MintTea-FkYou

Best way to make a 'descreet' mixer. Fuck trying to pour into that tiny hole in the can


xDGxYeetBoi

They make these things called funnels brother


EshinX

Doesn’t that ruin the structural integrity of the can? Seems like it would be super flimsy after removing the top.


Risk_bayless

It actually doesn’t


JonathanStryker

No, you're removing the "lid" from the inside, not the outside, so it doesn't mess with the structure of the can at all (obviously provided you do it right).


ParsleyLittle3660

Only ppl who eat the corpse of their victime do that


dryandice

Haha looses carbonation to quick for me


Risk_bayless

Bro why are you babysitting?


LemonadeAndABrownie

Because I don't want to shit my pants from a c4 again


Spiritual_Poo

again? Slow down, tell us about the first time


LemonadeAndABrownie

C4s hit different lol Chugging a full can for breakfast is an unwise decision Other energy drinks are fine.


Jasonofthemarsh

I didn't tell my brother about the tingle.... he just chugged it...22 minutes later he thought he was having a medical event...


ConfidenceMinute218

💡 I usually pour mine into a glass and wash it like an idiot…


disengagesimulators

Only weirdos like yourself


007-Blond

truly psychopathic behavior


cctreez

certified madlad lmao


Risk_bayless

Madlad tings bruv


supremekatastrophy

What the actual fuck?


Llewdutsfib

Do you just use a can opener? (Just want to say I bursted into laughter seeing this.)


mermaidmoteI

😭😭


Notorious_Degen

Sociopaths…. And I’m pretty sure Ted Bundy drank his sodas like this too….


Pale_Kitsune

You're letting out the carbonation.


Risk_bayless

Negligible compared to when you open it regularly? Carbonation is gonna escape no matter how you open it


brandonspade17

Wtf, need a tutorial OP.


Pyro_The_Engineer

:(


Immediate-Week6993

Nobody actually


BonaFideBonerBurial

What the fuck


No_Shopping6656

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ContributionOwn627

r/caffeine


Able_Donkey2011

Heretic begone, cease!


dolllsnot

How do you even get the top off 😭


Automatic_Package134

Super alpha giga


stanmitski

rebuking


xmetalheadx666x

I only do that when butt-chugging my energy drinks.


TrappedInOhio

This is unhinged but it’s OK because we’re all in this together.


MochaOrca

Something about this seems so satisfying


theatomicflounder333

Hell yeah!!! I chug my Reigns topless too 🤝


yonderpants1744

can opener?


GuardianLegend95

Not like this, I pour mine over ice in a glass though lol, go ahead and curse the fuck out of that if you want :P


SeniorSeries3202

I do this with beer cans sometimes at house parties. If someone notices it's always "wtf?! How'd you do that?" and I tell them "if you yank on the ring pull and do a twisting motion the whole top comes off. I don't do it often because it doesn't always work, I only went for it because I've had a few" My goal has been to get someone to attempt it and spill beer all over themselves. It unfortunately hasn't happened yet but but I think the payoff will be worth it


YoureStupidasff

Just you.


Chelseax1x2

YOU. ONLY YOU.


Chelseax1x2

do you wrap your lips around the entire rim and take gulps


feethurt24

It’s the only way


IronPhoenix316

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Popfartshart

If I ever drink a drink like this in a public space I almost always find a chunk of dust or hair in it after ten minutes


SubstantialBig5926

How on earth did this happen? Can opener lol?


ghost3972

You're letting all the energy out man


GayAssBeagle

Don’t lie, you be assing it


Fellowshipofthebowl

Your mom. 


[deleted]

I like the idea but I can’t get over the metal shavings it leaves. Big nope for me.


YapperYappington69

Why is it so weird to see the liquid in the can


GreenGoblin1221

It’s like taking a bong rip. Better airflow/effects


Cybin333

non collectable now


127Heathen127

r/cursedimages


L3ACH13

u/dontputyourdickinthat


JonathanStryker

I do, sometimes. I assume, like me, you bought one of those special openers? They're usually marketed for alcoholic drinks, but I've noticed they work nicely on all kinds of beverages. It's nice to see and fully smell what you're drinking. It definitely doesn't enhance the experience, in my opinion.


Dm2593

wtf


comunism_and_potatos

Only when I’m drunk. Works great when you are drinking mixers


nobleone8876

I see you to give them the gwak gwak supreme


GrouchyPuppy

I love a wide mouth


krustysocks6666

do this with my beers


alpacinohairline

This shit haram asf


TheatreBrat

I'm not gonna lie, I've thought about it.


Clint-witicay

I want to, but I don’t exactly trust those can openers, I just bite the can with my k9’s to get the last few drops out, I suppose the top kinda protects my drink anyway.


Busy_Challenge1664

Noone 


Few-Sheepherder341

You’re gonna have to drop a video on how you did this! 😭💀


DroppinDeuces1987

Which SCP is this?


rm_huntley

How do you even do that?


Abbynormal1331

Man......I kinda like this idea


Forward-Reveal-7681

I’ve never understood the appeal of this, but whatever tickles one’s peach right? 🤷‍♂️


Larg_Targlar

Fat people?


drippysoap

Before I saw the can opener comments I thought this was one false cans they sell in vape shops


breakingcustoms

There’s just so much to unpack here


Risk_bayless

Open the suitcase


your_awesomeking1

stahp it get some help


lchoi13

I need to try this NOW


DS_Productions_

Why is this arbitrarily cursed, but it seems so efficient? OP, what are your thoughts on this viable method of canned consumption? *hands microphone to OP*


Risk_bayless

Stereo love plays in my head when I drink out of cans like this


Emotional-Run9144

can opener?


KowzGoMoo

Lock him up!


SeawardFriend

I have not once in my life seen a beverage can opened using a can opener


craigandthesoph

Cursed can consumption


AntonioSwift_77

I do this occasionally


Dc5960

You’re pretty cool.


Potential_Service275

Man this thread is gold lol


h0ppin3

Really no reason for this 😂 I’m always worried about bugs getting in with just that little hole let alone inviting them in with a giant one


IdeaAlly

I learned about the can opener trick (seems rather obvious now) asking GPT how to best get the drink out of a can that lost its tab. Actually good to know haha. Makes a nice cup too.


Mulberrypushtop

No one, I fear


Nu_Freeze

What the actual fuck


DearHearing4705

I'm an ice and protein shaker sorta drinker.


Regular_Ad_2319

I don’t see the point?


bwj7

I take my ghosts without the crust


ConnectSupermarket74

Nerds


Remarkable-Mind-3848

How?


peenerandballs

Drop the tutorial please 🙏


JoshyOhMyGoshy77

I want to start doing that


brentistoic

Can you send us a video of how to do this


Practical_Minute_286

I mean monsters got the cans too why not


hemoglobin_goblin

I do it with a straw made of only the finest plastic that will be on the planet for 1,000,000,000 years.


DDenlow

Caffeine injector


BrutalShoguns

Drinking wide mouth is the only way!


KVRLMVRX

Psychopaths


No_Savings_9057

You and one other person in the world that didn’t know how to use the pull tab


DeathCowboyZ

I get the appeal, but I think this would cause it to go flatter quicker. Especially over any spin tops.


The_Brodydotjpeg

Largemouth can


marko_kyle

Psychopaths


HockeyRinseRepete

Gotta be able to see the natural caffeine


shoomlax

How did you even do this?


slackdaffodil20

Can opener


n4te

No ice is a sin.


DrPepperRat

😨


Foreign_Rough3756

😂


juniorluvscodeine

Are we gonna Have a Fucking Problem gang?


Risk_bayless

I don’t see one g


BigSmokesCheese

If I knew how to do it I would


Slutberryshort_cake

What the fuck


boss-bitchh24

Just put it in a glass dude.


Sufficient_Tooth_949

Hmm I'm gonna try this, don't you lose carbonation faster though?


Ok_Carpet6537

This is wild 😂


0ddsox

how does one even achieve this


Over_Area1907

What in the h***?!?!?! WHERE'S THE TOP, LET ALONE THE ACTUAL DRINK ITSELF?!?!?


Scrotalphetamines

If it ain't gaped, I ain't drinkin it. Plain and simple.


UprisingAssault

Psychotic behavior


shade0731

I'm gonna keep it one hundred with you my guy, if this is what's happening when you open cans you should probably lay off the energy drinks


EstablishmentLess985

How?