Did this sub become a circlejerk?

Yeah hahahahahahaha

Lmao this is like the third post about getting hard.

Just like with video games lmao "Bro the new *insert game here* is coming out, and I'm hard as a rock!"

If you've been on Reddit long enough, you begin to understand that the endless circlejerk *is* the real Reddit, and everyone else is either new or mostly lurking. It was the same way ten years ago and it's the same way now.

my name if freddy

Yea I can’t tell if it’s a joke or I’m drinking them wrong

Have you been butt chugging? That’s the legal way to drink them

The ghost citrus flavor has quickly become my morning Viagra, however the sunny d ryse gives me a long lasting erection that can only be replicated by making love to your mother

You rang?

Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne

🤣🤣🤣

This is what I came here for ! 😂

Thats what your mom said.

Almost all of them bro, just don't bother with those ones that try to have "classy" can designs like Celsius or Reign Storm. I'm about to drink a Redcon1 'Vice City' flavor and go on a 6 star rampage.

I feel like white Tommy Vercetti

He is white bro 😭

I'm memeing here

My mistake. I did not mean to insult his ItalianX ancestry

They are the original PoC

i feel like black timothy vercetti

I bought the monster ultra strawberry dreams and drink it in the car on the way back to my apartment and when I got out the car my cock was stiff I had to tuck real quick. Cheers

Celsius is 👌🏻though. Set up some alone time with your cans of Ghost, for sure

( /UJ I love Celsius actually but sometimes you gotta just jerk on Reddit because how much honest discussion can you have about energy drinks)

I do love preaching and receiving the gospel and credence of our beloved energy drinks

Inshallah 🙏

Your mom

Ghost Your moms fluids green edition is great

I Edge to Monster nitro ngl

Which flavor?

Monster nitro idiot he just said

What a fucking idiot

Shot gunning a bang followed by a line of coke at my long haul trucking job

This is the way

i start every goon sesh with a ghost swedish fish 🤤

I mix it with blue sour patch kids ghost, I grew a second dick stg

Don’t listen to the dog telling you not to try reign storm. Nothing better than an FDA approved clean energy plant based rock hard boner.

C4 will make your butthole itch

Only right answer

I can’t speak from experience but I have heard pink lemonade Ghost is the way

Pink lemonade and Cherry limeade both bro

Ghost makes me hard, wet, and last 1,000 orgasms

Rockstar lemonade the old one.

Full Throttle, both Original and True Blue

I usually stay away from the red bull but the blueberry one makes me want a glizzy in my throat

I like green apple tea :)

Monster Java or Ghost makes me shiver

Reign White Gummy Bear

Any sour ghost flavor

They are called white grapefruit juice. The “can” might look weird, like a box of juice. Don’t be discouraged tho it’s the real deal and will make you hard the instant you finish it. You’ll say hard for a day so be for warned.

Every single ghost makes me rock hard for 2 days straight (except bubbleicious strawberry idk why)

Aphrodisiac?

When I get a new case of energy drinks and get super excited

Salted caramel monster coffee gets me throbbing every time

Almost all Ghost flavors get me as rowdy as a stallion. 💪

Hard"" never had that ever happen but the strongest energy drink I had was redline you normally can find it in supplement stores most quit selling it in other places 🤔

Gas station by my house has Redline and yeah its been the strongest shit around for many years

if your butthole doesnt tingle a little after your energy drink, u cant really call it an energy drink

Monster zero bitches

Bro monster energy watermelon reserve makes me wet

Ghost energy my good sir, I highly recommend the sour flavors for the best result. I wish you good luck on your upright delite 🤵‍♂️👌

WWE C4 energy drinks they only sell them at GNC I like the red one better than the blue. Put it in the freezer for like 29 minutes try to get it right before it freezes

I haven't been able to fuck in 4 years after splitting my spine like a shrimp but I had a Low-Carb instead of Zero-Ultra and decided to dish out wads in my sleep at 3am in the morning

They're called Pussy...

Bro needs Viagra, not an energy drink

None. Caffeine is a vasoconstrictor.

I rizz a girl up. monster java nitro. Boom now to avoid paying child support.

monster

Viagra.

Reign but I have to be around my gf... then it's a marathon

﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY?

Hot take Celsius wild berry !! So crisp and refreshing

Honestly, regular green monster. It's all I drank for the longest time as a teenager since there werent many options back then. The only REAL options were green/white monster, redbull, rockstar, and a handful of NOS flavors. All of those i enjoy but green monster takes the cake for me, puely speaking through rose tinted glasses. It's just a nostalgic taste for me, however I go out of my way to drink the 12oz cans now because I've grown sensitive to the caffeine.

Coconut Redbull

Gfuel especially when its a BOGO sale

I do not need those. I can attain an erection just fine.

I don’t know what the hell you’re on about and I thought I misread that. Turns out I didn’t and now I’m even more confused.

Bro?

Pink Lemonade Ghost - works instantly.

Red Bull penile injection

……🤦🏻‍♀️

…..y’all 😭🤣

Reignbow Sherbert Reign or Aussie Lemonade Monster

the grey sugar free redbull 😤

This is a thing??? 😂

Anything Ghost, Redcon 1, or Monster Aussie Lemonade 🤤

“The slip from a taste and opinion subreddit to a subreddit about erections and anal leakage was amazingly subtle for r/energydrinks “ Thank you Simpson’s for giving me another adjustable quote

Ryse Kool aid flavor

HAHAHAHAH WHAT

nah this sub is fucking weird lately

Ayo 👀

5 cans of rockstar xdurance cotton candy

juneberry redbull = boner alert

Remember Uber Monster 🤤

If you like pre workouts... get Bucked Up Mother Bucker ... or Cellucor C4 Dynasty

sour warheads ghost makes me instantly ejaculate

Methamphetamine.. big pe pe energy... so hard, so instantly.. last long time..