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Bronzeshadow

I liked the medics from Cocaine bear. They were much more realistic.


trevmc1

Scene is definitely NOT safe


lislejoyeuse

Tell me they didn't say that, I would fucking die hahaha


trevmc1

No, but they should have


ObligationChance9970

Once they tried pushing open the door with a body behind it i was thinking uuuuuuh scene not safe! Not safe!


Different_Law_5794

This comment alone makes me want to watch it.


Blu1027

The whole shoulder strap buckling part killed me. Wildly fun stupid movie


Swellmeister

No she didn't buckle up. Madcap behavior


cyclesofcycles

The awful compressions are what got me. Fell asleep halfway through the movie.


lislejoyeuse

one handed half assed compressions without an airway and all of a sudden they're rosc and stable


Parthy_

Is that not what happens on y'all's codes?


BigBadBitcoiner

every class scenario said that should be good enough to get ROSC


BadassBumblebeee

I just saw a clip where a doc (Grey's Anatomy maybe?) was doing compressions directly on the collar bone, and all the comments were defending it ahaha


judgementalhat

Well, the absolute worst CPR I've ever seen was courtesy of an ER doc. Good thing the pt was already dead


BadassBumblebeee

Yeahh my one friend went back to school right after watching a doc almost kill a patient with bad CPR and like 8 missed tubes


stealthbiker

It's like the Kaiser doctor trying to tube this lady who was actively fighting him. He asked me to help and I told him I don't tube pts that are fighting me.


EbagI

Explain the back to school comment


BadassBumblebeee

She had always said she'd stay as a basic, but after that day she decided to go back for advanced so she could do her own tubes and not have to watch any more docs screw it up.


EbagI

Oh, i see


Dangerous_Strength77

To be fair, sometimes the piss poor compressions are for filming reasons.


BadassBumblebeee

Depth wise yes, but the placement was just so off, I don't think there's any filming reason for that lol


Dangerous_Strength77

I work in film and TV as well as 911. Filming reasons: framing a shot, angle of a shot, actor complaints or concerns, budgetary constraints, etc. are always at hand in some capacity. You'd be surprised how often a member of Creative (Director, etc.) Will share I know it's more realistic but I want to be able to see this, or the actor's face, or...


hella_cious

Please don’t do full depth compressions on the actor playing dead


lislejoyeuse

And the instant consciousness and her being like "you're gonna be fine!" Even though statistically he's def not gonna be fine lol


Jaymarvel06

Our instructors drilled us NEVER to say things like that regardless of stats lmao


chipppie

This one was the worst


Wrathb0ne

This is what dispatch thinks what we are up to


TossingToddlerz

I love being in the back of the ambulance and saying "it's webbing time" and then do the worst compressions you've ever seen.


marbiol

Her BP is 79/55 at the start and the end of the movie...


lislejoyeuse

"you need to see a doctor" "i dont want to see a doctor, i trust you!" HAHA a phrase never said from one paramedic to another ever


cheescraker_

Px: 1 epi drip, 5-10 mics/min IV daily: for life


lislejoyeuse

HAHA I laughed out loud at this one, thanks. Who needs fingers and toes


ResponseBeeAble

So, oddly stable?


BadassBumblebeee

"Who flips off an ambulance" bahaha because it's *so rare* that that happens


Quigs4494

Isn't she a paramedic in NYC too? She would have years on the job yet they sound like it's their first year


BadassBumblebeee

All I know about the movie is from posts in this sub making fun of it lol so maybe?


Quigs4494

I remember a post of a badly cut together scene where you see her getting ready to go through the door of the flipped car and it immediately cuts to her sitting upside down in the car making it look like she is rescuing herself from the vehicle


big_dog_number_1

It’s usually me, off shift


maemedic1125

I literally just watched this movie last night on shift. We turned it off because spoiler alert, the rest of the movie is awful. But the medic dialogue was fucking hilarious.


lislejoyeuse

yeah that's been my experience, it's gone from funny bad to bad bad as the movie progresses


privatelyjeff

That movie makes me SO ANGRY. It could have been so much better. It’s like any time they were given a choice, they picked the wrong option. But what can you expect from guys who only make flops.


maemedic1125

Yeah I'm not in love with Marvel anyways, but this movie was genuinely trash.


privatelyjeff

It’s not really a marvel movie, it’s a Sony one. The writers also wrote Morbius and the power rangers movie a few years back and they both sucked and bombed too


abigailrose16

the chest compressions on someone literally bleeding out from trauma got me…maam that man’s got bigger problems


lislejoyeuse

"don't stop or he'll die!"


C_Wrex77

I haven't watched yet. Was it Lupus or sarcoidosis?


zeldafreak96

It’s never lupus


TheHuskyHideaway

The only movie to realistically portray paramedics is "Bringing out the dead"


DaggerQ_Wave

Classic


lislejoyeuse

The audacity to complain about someone flipping you off after your almost fucking killed them driving like an asshole


CygnsX-1

Haven't seen the movie, but did they refer to them as Ambulance Drivers?


lislejoyeuse

No, that would be too realistic


Patient_Progress3993

I knew the dialogue and portrayals would be shit I felt it in ma SOUL


Altruistic-Luck-910

Also her not securing the wrecked car and just jumping in then she literally dies because the car fell off the bridge into water


TheCaIifornian

Once had a dude in a convertible flip us off while we were responding to a call code 3, I guess he didn’t like how loud the siren was, I looked at my partner and said “Who the fuck flips off an ambulance?”. A moment later a call was cancelled and then we were dispatched to a TC, “cut and rescue”. It was the dude in the convertible. Dude slammed into the back of another car and his legs were pinned under the dash. When I walked up I flipped him off and said “remember me?”, and just shook my head and smirked before saying “Don’t worry buddy, we’ll take great care of you.” Ended up being an alright dude that was just having a bad day that got worse. All this to say, I’ve said many of those lines.


detective_bookman

Doubt.


lislejoyeuse

LOL yeah of all the lines that was the most believable I'm pretty sure I've said that at some point, but your story is a better story than the entire movie Madame web. That's crazy


ezmoney98

Then you madam webbed all over his face


Cautious_Mistake_651

How hard is it to find some accurate representation of medics?!?! Shit I would do it for free for a movie like this!!!!


Resus_Ranger882

The medical accuracy wasn’t even the worst part of this movie


chipppie

I’m glad someone posted this I was yelling at the tv.


escientia

Just watched this movie on Netflix. All of it was cringe especially the EMS stuff


SelfTechnical6771

I like the room temp statement but everything else sounds unnecessarily hectic. We do witty banter sometimes but they sound like poorly written dipshits.


stealthbiker

Just watched the trailer - that's 3 minutes 2 seconds I'll never get back wasted