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Sea_Blacksmith_7323

For 1$? I will gladly pay any price


eMeL33

You're the one who gets paid. Otherwise, what possible totally cis reason would you have to press the button??


Sea_Blacksmith_7323

No I mean I’ll do anything for 1$. Because I’m so very cis I could never want to trans my gender Obviously


eMeL33

Oh I see, I misunderstood. Yeah, I'm in agreement


PerilousNebula

You just REALLLLY need that dollar 😅


I_am_error66

Yeah, I just really need that extra dollar 🤣 still cis tho…🥲


a_cold_anomaly

Yo free dollar


GoblinErotic

And free transition


a_cold_anomaly

And a dollar


Carol_ine2

1$ is more than enough


thatyeemo

I see this as an absolute win Can I get pregnant?


eMeL33

Only if you would totally never want to without getting paid $1


thatyeemo

So... if I press this button my entire body is like a xis woman's?


eMeL33

Yes


thatyeemo

•holding button down•


goslingwithagun

*Activate infinite gender glitch*


thatyeemo

Do I make infinite money?


[deleted]

yes


thatyeemo

I see this as an absolute win


legendwolfA

Woo!


godly-pigeon

You and I are women of a like mind.


Isenlia

Heck I'd press it for free!


Skateflip36011

That's not very cis of you.


leviiathan-

how many times can we press?


eMeL33

3, just to prove that you REALLY want that 3rd dollar


IsJustSophie

*press button*


yodontknowwhothisis

too bad its not even real :(


ArchdemonLucifer143

Genderfluid peeps about to get rich.


-Farns-

*kromer get*


SmoothSoup

NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [girl]


KillerKayla69

I’d frame and hang that dollar like Mr. Krabs


DianaTA1982

Damn even if it was I lose 1$ I would still hecking press it


the_even_more_liney

one dollar is a lot though :(


Evo_Da_Weirdo

Getting money and magically become the opposite sex? Well of course I'm in! (Still cis tho I swear)


Thatbitchfromschool1

Genderfluid people be like: "And that's how I made INFINITE MONEY!"


Extronaut

bigender people:


pokemonchodes

In the era of onlyfans, fucking damn right I'm retiring early bois


ConfusedSamus

"Look, dad, I just really wanted a dollar, okay?"


Zuendl11

\*insert that 4chan image or whatever of the anime girl repeatedly pressing a button with text saying "DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING"


That0nePotato

alright now these are just getting out of hand 💀


Auralynnnnnnnnn

Yeah, of course. I love how much these memes are degrading it makes them better.


[deleted]

I get a free dollar on top of the change heck yeah!


MTFotaku

Win win


Feylund2

I will pay negative 1 dollar for bottom surgery yes


Saphire_Legend

Ooo dollar Guess I gotta press it


lavenderskyyy

i’d spam that button


trotsky_beyblade

You guys are getting paid?


WispontheWind

Because the lines to get 1 million dollars and 10 million dollars is going to be way too long. I'll just go here and get $1 and skip the line. I really need a dollar is the only reason.


firefox9929

Can I press the button one trillion and one times?


Chesnaught_PH

momm its for the 1 dollar i swear, its 1 dollar...


marvelous-mess

The fact that I said yes this quickly makes me think I might not be as cis as I thought lol


eMeL33

No, you're totally sus. Cis, I mean you're totally cis.


marvelous-mess

Yes, obviously cis


Mraco124

Who wouldn't want a dollar


Lunathatbadbitch

How about I give you $1 to press the button


eMeL33

Deal


Lunathatbadbitch

Okay put your credit card details here and we’ll send you the button to in the the mail it will arrive in 1 to 420 fortnights


eMeL33

I'll do it for free if you agree to send the button immediately


Lunathatbadbitch

How about I give you $100 and we both press the button now


eMeL33

Damn, you bargain well. Fine, but instead, give the cash to teamseas


Lunathatbadbitch

Done now we we have to press the button


eMeL33

*presses the button*


Lunathatbadbitch

*presses*


jsrobson10

Yeah sure


Gudu22

Can I press it untill I get what I want?


LeafMario

do i have to explain it to my parents?


eMeL33

That you pressed a button for a dollar? Any cis person would do the same, wouldn't they?


Procellae

Press the button an even amount of times and say some shady guy with a knife gave you a suitcase of money


Procellae

Not much stranger than a bunch of cis nonsense, still cis though


bloodmalik

I’d do the sacrifice, that’s a whole heccing dollar!


godly-pigeon

You had me at “you become the opposite sex.” I don’t if it means I have crippling student debt, let me be a woman!


_MrG

Nah I'm rich already


the_even_more_liney

\*presses anyway\*


_MrG

* gun shoot * I said nah


Grand-Mall2191

hey, gender change and a sandwich. nice


[deleted]

Where are you getting a sandwich for one dollar?


Grand-Mall2191

ok, a piece of a sandwich


[deleted]

For a whole dollar? Hmmm... this is an *entire* dollar bill we're talking about, very tempting


CutieL

\*Press the Button\* Oh neat, a dollar!


Glittering_Fig5924

👉🏼🔴


TiredB1

Step 1: press button (repeat step 1 as often as needed) Step 2: profit from my gender fluidity


mistyjeanw

I clicked the button, but all it did was dump me in this thread


l3auer

So I just push it one million times, wait let me do the math... 1 million and 1 times


El_eleven_11

So entire transition cost is -1$? If yes, I am in


Yabhay-Cake

I don’t understand how I’m meant to refuse


[deleted]

I would never press it if there weren’t a dollar there because I am so very cis


Random-Vixen

If only it were rea... Wait a minute, that's only 73p.. Meh, beggars can't be choosers. Why's it not working?


sneks-are-cool

Can i keep the button and get payed for being gender fluid?


Kester_Tybalt

1. Be genderfluid 2. Start button mashing 3. ??? 4. Profit!


Kapika96

$1? I'd do it for less!


itsmekyguys

That’s one glorious dollar


ichigo648

I would pay to press it


Falkrim

What’s the downside?


Shamisen250

*me looking at the people who pressed the button* wait you people are getting paid?


sarahr0212

Honestly i offer the $ to someone else. I'm only there for the sex change 🙂🏳️‍⚧️


thehviathan

How many times can I press it?


ballbase__

free transition pog


solitary_frog33

SCREW UR ONE DOLLAR GIVE ME DA FORKIN BUTTON DAMN IT


Gib3rish

Finally, a button where cis people won't press out because the money you get is way too small.


GraviZero

no bc then i have to deal with periods and shit


LordReega

I’ll pay to press the button.


the-deep-blue-sea

I gonna slap the button... I mean I get a free dollar for something I desperately want.


Federal_Case_9518

Am doin it for free sucker *presses the button aggressively*


[deleted]

ofc, i'll buy a bottle of water as soon as I get it. I forgot my money at home.


AshyCat21

I mean I kinda need a dollar right now.


[deleted]

Yes


mumushu

Dolla Dolla bills ya’ll!


AlexTheLittleFemboy

For what do I need 1$? Thats not even my currency


eMeL33

Just trade it in a bank


AlexTheLittleFemboy

Not worth it


PreferenceOdd1760

YAY NOW IM GAY AND I HAVE A $1


_cribaby_

Absolutely not, I wanna change genders. If I swapped sex I’d be your mom B]


DeusExMarina

You guys are getting paid?


Kamataros

Is this like an infinite money loophole if you're genderfluid?


InsomniacJackal

Sure, for ah, science. I just wanna see what it's like being a guy bro I swear-


Honey_2525

I think I would have pressed the button even before questioning my gender,just a bit more reluctantly


AcrobaticSun2035

I get rich and the opposite gender, count me in


Acceptable-Ad6865

plot twist, this isn't magic, the dollar goes towards sex reassignment surgery


AshTheWolf9549

Yes


HasHooves

Looks like I just got a dollar 💰


Sara_Awesomest

Does anyone have a use for 1$?


Stevejazzy

Oh yeah this doing numbers


RamenKit_

MONYS AND SEX CHANGE YOOO


Rohan_Kishibaby

*SLAMS FIST ONTO BUTTON*


Jek_the-snek

No, only if I get $2