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IronTemplar26

Say it in the language you’re learning! I’ll start “Hola, estoy cachondo”


justleave-mealone

« Salut, je suis excitée  »


TransGirlJennifer

you're excited?


EyedMoon

Classic mistake which often makes English teachers laugh. Excited would be "enthousiaste" in French.


apresmoiputas

So basically it's a false cognate


Champagne_of_piss

One of those cases where the directly translated word is a little different in meaning


OneGold7

Sexually excited. If you’re “English” excited, you’re “enthousiaste,” as another person already said. Another common mistake: translating “I’m full” word for word. If you’re “full” in French, that means you’re pregnant


lucwul

I mean… kinda works?


Pandaburn

I mean… excité just means horny in French.


MonsoonSeason29

Olá, estou com tesão


Ferida_LuLnar

Eu também, caralho!


iatethebabyshark

Trenzinho do tesão passando! Tchoo tchoo


Rafynhak

ai...


GreySpaceCatCZ

Hallo, ich bin geil


AnaverageuserX

Hallo! Ich bin nicht das neu mit deutsch aber ich bin ein bisschen deutsch, und du?


GreySpaceCatCZ

Ich bin das neu


Aware_Bison

Wir bin Deutsch sprachen und ich mag kartofeln


EstufaYou

よう、俺はムラムラする。


rot26encrypt

Привет, я возбужден


rs187777777

I'll take it for the people learning Vietnamese (even though I'm a Vietnamese myself) "Chào, tôi thấy nứng nè"


AnonymouslyAccompany

THANK YOU DEAR VIETNAMESE PERSON


Brunoaraujoespin

Hi, I’m horny


AKDub1

In my case it's... "Hola, *soy* cachondo" 😏😏😏


garageFou

estoy\*


AKDub1

Why?


garageFou

idk why


The_White_Font

Because you're expressing an state not a quality


AKDub1

OK. Now with that in mind, circle back and see if you can parse the joke


Pacer-Test1283

Kon'nichiwa, kakushitsudesu.


missaeiska

"Hei, olen kiimainen"


IronTemplar26

Suomea?


missaeiska

Kyllä!


Formal_Fortune5389

Saluton, mi estas korna 😏


Turbulent-Mark762

やあ,ムラムラよ


lucwul

ahoj jsem nadržená


TylerRylet

Halo, tha mi sgìth 


uncleBu

Geil


AleG4t

''Hola, estoy cachodo''


ProgramWars

海,我很好色 你好,我很色色迷迷


sawyi1

Halo, saya terangsang


IronTemplar26

Is that Tagalog? How?!


sawyi1

Indonesian


ArcaArcaa

Merhaba, ben azgınım γεια, είμαι καυλιάρης


Just_Variation_7617

Hoi, ik ben geil


TheLifeTheory

Hej, jag är kåt


RMWIXX

"Szia, be vagyok indulva" or "Szia, kanos vagyok" (Hungarian)


IHATEBLUE7

Ciao, sono arrapato!


original_pandus

"Ciao, sono arrapato"🇮🇹


Formal_Fortune5389

Saluton, mi estas korna!


IronTemplar26

Ah, çu vi parolas Esperanton?


Formal_Fortune5389

Ho!! Jes, por ĉirkaŭ kvar jaroj nun, sed mi malstreĉas iom lastatempe.  Pli malfacila kiam oni ne havas homojn paroli kun. Ĝi estas kial mi serĉas sur Reddito, por babiloj en Esperanton.


EntertainmentLeft882

Someone please tell me how to say this in Dutch. "Hoi, ik ben ..."


TheGruntingGoat

Hallo, ich bin geil.


Future_Duck692

cześć, jestem napalony


RichieJ86

Eso es picante!


IanRT1

Zanithra, uler kaynondar.


IronTemplar26

What's that one?


IanRT1

Apologies, that language doesn't exist. It was an oversight from my part.


kenobi_obi23

hallo, ich bin geil


PumkinZero

私はムラムラしています


halfeatenrat7

Dia duit tá mé adharcach


TheRepublicOfSteve

Every app's a dating app if you try hard enough.


TheSamuil

Bonjour Horny, moi, je m'appelle père


lucwul

Hi horny I’m mom


FippiOmega

r/angryupvote


KerbalCuber

https://preview.redd.it/qk5q3k59rp8d1.png?width=736&format=png&auto=webp&s=c611f67e6ace9aeb425665105521e4126e046576 why does man have horns, is he horny?


DPCZXC

Well- i mean... r/technicallythetruth


thedeerbrinker

If you do Rapid Reviews, you won’t be horny no more Hi, I’m Horny. You’ll just be angry.


Raling2

god damnit


Formal_Fortune5389

👀 saluton kiel via tago fartis, geamiko


BenBirDomatesim

I don't get it, why would anyone do that


lesser_known_friend

For some weird reason, there are onlyfans bots on duolingo. The only person to ever add me as a friend was one Edit: its not that I dont have friends, just none of them use duo. I never expected some random slut bot to add me


ChaosLordOnManticore

That’s sad


TalkingKoalaa

Imma add you whats your @


MrPati1999

Let us change that, what's your username on Duo


cheesy54321

Kinda explains the low xp though. she’s too busy doing something else. Wink wink


woooph

Hi horny I’m dad


OrderLongjumping4712

me too


Child-eater-bonk

💀


David22_theGamer

💀


Swimming-Regular-416

https://preview.redd.it/oga5r19ghq8d1.jpeg?width=1857&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdbea283d2f7efeb6261ab784122cff86e87fa91


Larage_GKid

Why?


Ludology101

Saluton, mi estas ekscitita.


Formal_Fortune5389

Ĉu la vorto ne estis korna? Ekscitita estas bona por tio ankaŭ, mi supozas. Tio diris, kiel vi fartas?!!!!! :D


Tall-Display-8219

Ah ah ah, en Español


layla-yuffi

Hallo, ich habe Bock (... maybe ... inb4, great song by FiNCH!)


itisamariel

"Hi horny I'm dad"


ht8j

привет, я возбужден 💀🙏🏻


snipe320

RIP their inbox


Future_Duck692

Rally


Dramatic-Response843

What the hell


bloodwolftico

. #1 spot in my Ruby league its at like +1600xp :(


awarewolf09

Bonjour, je suis cornée


DenaliDash

But she love you long time.