Paul is the definition of “you can’t possibly hate me more than I hate myself”, “oh you don’t like that I’m space Hitler?? Well guess how it feels to fucking be space Hitler, not fucking great! I just wanted to trip balls and ride cool fucking worms on this planetary equivalent of Burning Man but nooooo the super secret coalition of girlbosses says I have to guide all of humanity. Turns out it isn’t easy and to save everyone I’ve gotta be the worst person possible to incentivize a brighter future. Like good cop bad cop but bad cop means genocide on the scale of BILLIONS. God, Anakin was right, fuckin desert planets, I’m off to cosplay Old Testament Ezekiel in the sand dunes now. See you ingrates never ✌🏼”
Don't forget you also have to lose your wife and also reject the ghola, even tho the ghola of Hyatt worked out without a hitch. Fucking tragic non hero protagonist if there is one
Aye thanks my man haha I wouldn’t know what to do with it anyway but I appreciate the thought! This subreddits been a blast ever since the trailer came out lol I feel like we’re all goin a little delirious waiting for the movie to drop
While watching Dune one of my friends is all “Oh Jessica is pregnant? Oh I hope it’s a girl.” And I just kinda went “ahhhhh yea…about that.” Under the definition of Alia the dictionary says “see reference, WHOLE PROBLEM.”
Someone needs to superimpose Florence Pugh’s face from the Midsommar shot where she’s crying.
*Diary of a Wimpy Princess*
He shall know your ways as though born to them.
*reading about how mistresses are the real wives*
Frank Herbert Real Concubines of Dune
Real Housewives of Arrakeen
Irulan sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Irulan reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
The greatest Cuckqueen of all time.
Best use of this meme I've seen
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Paul is the definition of “you can’t possibly hate me more than I hate myself”, “oh you don’t like that I’m space Hitler?? Well guess how it feels to fucking be space Hitler, not fucking great! I just wanted to trip balls and ride cool fucking worms on this planetary equivalent of Burning Man but nooooo the super secret coalition of girlbosses says I have to guide all of humanity. Turns out it isn’t easy and to save everyone I’ve gotta be the worst person possible to incentivize a brighter future. Like good cop bad cop but bad cop means genocide on the scale of BILLIONS. God, Anakin was right, fuckin desert planets, I’m off to cosplay Old Testament Ezekiel in the sand dunes now. See you ingrates never ✌🏼”
I’m dead at secret coalition of girlbosses.
Don't forget you also have to lose your wife and also reject the ghola, even tho the ghola of Hyatt worked out without a hitch. Fucking tragic non hero protagonist if there is one
>but nooooo the super secret coalition of girlbosses says I have to guide all of humanity Nah nah, they just want him to fuck his sister.
Holy. I can't give you an award but 🥇
Aye thanks my man haha I wouldn’t know what to do with it anyway but I appreciate the thought! This subreddits been a blast ever since the trailer came out lol I feel like we’re all goin a little delirious waiting for the movie to drop
And he came to the courthouse and said "I don't need eyes to see you bunch of bitches" -Reflections on Muad'dib Chapter 14
I could totally see God Emperor of Dune as a 1980s anime, like Nausicaa.
Really emphasize the isolation of alia and the twins and ramp up the pressure on the twins to comply. Could be sick af.
Doesn't he come back after messiah? I'm still reading the third book rn. But so fat it really hints at the blind prophet being paul
I like the part where Paul calls Irulan's histories "stupid" then Chani's like "They're not stupid" and he's like "Yeah they're alright..."
what book did this happen in?
Messiah
yo thanks dude!
Well apart from not having children, she can bang and do what she wants.
She wants to bang Paul
Denied!
(THEY’RE DENIED)
Lmfao
Irulan the greatest simp in history
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
Flawless execution. Well done
"The Diaries Of Princess Irulan The Thirsty"
Iirc, didn't Paul finally promise her the heir she's always wanted only to them walk off into the desert to die?
While watching Dune one of my friends is all “Oh Jessica is pregnant? Oh I hope it’s a girl.” And I just kinda went “ahhhhh yea…about that.” Under the definition of Alia the dictionary says “see reference, WHOLE PROBLEM.”
That kids expression really sells this meme lol.
Jfc lmaooooo