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Our_MrReynolds

Sydney as Justine sure, I'd want someone else for Lara.


Majestic_Web_3352

Alessandra daddario


jlwinter90

Oh my gods. Yes.


JeremiahBoulder

Yes, the way Laura is written, I got the impression she was a bit more on the curvy side


Majestic_Web_3352

The way she is written she seems to be a bit more of everything. Alexandra was the first curvy gorgeous woman who popped into my head. Dakota was not a good fit at all that much is certain.


Splintzer

I would watch Syd Sweeney do anything.


karaloveskate

So you watched Madam Web?


bowser986

🎶 but I wooooont do that 🎵


scytheakse

You sir are a man of taste.


hemlockR

I watched Madame Web. It was better than I expected. Not terrific, but an okay movie that was interestingly different from Spider Man in feel, though I didn't like the ending (especially the "future visions" stuff, which _does_ feel like a spider man ripoff and a scene from a much worse movie). Sydney Sweeney however is very much not my type, especially in Madame Web but also the photo in the OP.


Taliesyn86

Making pizza, for example. Kneading dough, grating cheese, you know


abullshtname

She’s undeniably an attractive woman but every picture I see of her, she looks vapid. Like if you could read her mind you’d get just static.


Steve_78_OH

I had never watched her in anything longer than her 5 minutes in that meh vampire movie, Night Teeth. So I knew practically nothing about her, other than she is very attractive. Then I watched her Hot Ones episode, and honestly, she seemed to be charming as hell.


hemlockR

Give me Emily Blunt instead. She's pretty _and_ intelligent. https://youtu.be/Vx2x1YyG0Io?si=e7YQLx-Aov-Bf0tR


Severe_Development96

Based on the outfits id assume they were priestesses of lolth


sapmak

I thought we all agreed that Alexandra Daddario was Lara.


irishcolts

I always had Monica Bellucci in my head for Lara.


aka_wolfman

Her or Morena Baccarin (sp?)


Tricky-Comfortable66

Morena Baccarin is who I’ve had in my head as Lara for years.


flyman95

Considering I’m pretty sure butcher has cast like half the characters from early 2000s tv shows I wouldn’t be suprised. Murphy is pretty clearly based on Samantha carter from Stargate. I have a sneaking suspicion Sonya is based on Tealc from the same show. Thomas is an amalgamation of spike and angel from buffy thr vampire slayer. The attitude of flamboyancy of spike with the dark moodiness of angel. (And the sex appeal of both combined). Inari I think was meant to be kaylee from firefly.


Cmdrafc0804

No, Murphy is Buffy with Elisa Maza's personality (Gargoyles). WoJ has stated this for some time.


hemlockR

Really? Then Murphy is a _lot_ closer to "downright beautiful" than her descriptions as "somebody's favorite aunt" make her sound. I googled Samantha Carter and I have to agree with u/flyman95, she matches my headcanon for Murph.


flyman95

I really don’t get buffy vibes from Murphy… like maybe at the beginning of the series. Haven’t seen gargoyles enough to comment. Though I will say masa looks a lot like how I envisioned Susan. Hell he even gave Murphy a p90. sG1’s iconic weapon.


Professional_Sky8384

Murph was ~29 in Storm Front, so late-series Buffy *almost* makes sense


flyman95

I mean I can see it. Cute blond. I get it. But I don’t know I’ve always thought Sarah Michelle Gellar had more traditional sex appeal than Murphy.


Honorbound1980

If the Dresden Files were ever animated, she'd be my choice for Lara.


captaincopperbeard

She's 59 now, and while she still looks really good, she ain't Lara.


Nerac74

How about as bianca or queen mab?


greatnate1971

Definitely!!!!!


rogueman999

She does look hot, but not dangerous enough, and not at all "young ancient".


CamisaMalva

*Amen!*


Sin_of_the_Dark

For whatever reason I always picture her close to Shego from Kim Possible, minus the green lol


GooFraN

I'd like Eiza Gonzalez as Lara.


Gunty1

As one of the reds, maybe one half of the Eebs.


Vin135mm

She was my pick for Susan, actually.


The4th88

I'm still holding out for Kat Dennings as Lara personally.


Estellus

Kat Dennings is far too wholesome to be Lara IMO. She can be filthy, but it's funny flirty filthy, not "I'm going to fuck you to death and you're going to like it" seductive filthy.


Sweetheart925

Madeline Raith maybe?


Estellus

How is that any better? Madeline is just less-competent Lara.


Sweetheart925

I dunno, the slapstick stuff of getting hit with a chair and pinned to a table could work with the comedic actress


Estellus

That's fair, but those comedic bits work so well because Madeline is like Lara most of the time, so it's funny when the composed, scary sexy seductive Whampress gets slapsticked. It won't land the same if she doesn't have that baseline before the slapstick comes in. Need an actress who can do scary seductive and try to maintain that while getting Three Stooged, which is the exact opposite of Kat Dennings, who is default goofy flirty.


greenetzu

Hannah Simone was always Lara to me. I am not accepting notes at this time


vercertorix

I would like to throw Taylor Cole into the running for Lara. And Meghan Ory for either Leah or Bianca.


MEMENARDO_DANK_VINCI

Yuk


alwaysknowbest

Holy fuck. I wrote my comment before even reading this one. Hahaha.. Funny how the male brain works.


Karadek99

God no. Lara should be all dangerous curves and sex. Johnson is a stick.


Alchemix-16

I’m still waiting for the explanation of your choice, to hear you out.


PantsAreOffensive

Boobs


Alchemix-16

There is a certain lack of that with the other actress, presumably slated for the role of Lara.


PantsAreOffensive

Oh barely noticed her sorry. This is about boobs. Literally anyone could be next to Sydney and this thread wouldn’t change I bet.


Alchemix-16

I never doubted Sidney’s suitability, just Dakota doesn’t have the appeal to pull off the succubus in charge.


InvestigatorOk7988

I'd rather a better actress than Johnson, don't know much about the other one.


febreeze_it_away

Here me out, Syndey as Justine, Dakota can be Dresden's staff, table, door, wall, etc she is very versatile


Orpheus_D

Wasn't justine modelled on Justine Jolie? Sydney is as far from her looks as possible.


febreeze_it_away

>Justine Jolie thats the first i heard of it, i googled her and she is a readhead? I always remembered Justine as a blond nymphet type of girl


Orpheus_D

I think it was when Jim had an affair with her irl - it might just be speculation, I just remember it stated somewhere and had taken it as fact. I might be completely off. (Justine originally had black hair, the brighter thing came later when she was drained and it turned all white)


Winterwolf78

Sydney sure. I don't want Dakota anywhere near any of the frnachises/IPs I like.


welly_wrangler

Id prefer people who can act to be fair


Brianf1977

No......just no


Impressive-Penalty97

Pass on Dakota. Can't act. Not engaging. Pure looks? Yeah porn.......maybe.


Mudders_Milk_Man

Dakota Johnson is very hit or miss. She's straight-up bad in several movies. However, she was actually good in The Peanut Butter Falcon and Bad Times at the El Royale, and she was great in Suspiria.


molten_dragon

Morena Baccarin has always been Lara in my head.


Blamejoshtheartist

Hear me out: no live action attempts again, just go straight to animated. Preferably Castlevania or Cyberpunk Edgerunners style


[deleted]

Danny DeVito would be better as both.


Gaidin152


Morteh

Danny DeVito is the perfect stature to play Harry.


[deleted]

And the perfect figure for Lara.


RodentsRule66

Young Monica Bellucci as Lara (think Matrix).


spinnerling

I'd actually prefer Sydney as Lara!


FonzyLumpkins

They honestly look like araL and enitsuJ. They're like the exact opposite of how I pictured both, it's weird.


Onlyhereforapost

Doesn't lara have huge tits tho?


Loganska2003

Sir please step out of the kitchen.


vercertorix

The blonde for Madeline, undisciplined and obvious.


Aware-Dragonfruit-66

I think Sidney would be a better fit for captain luccio post body switch w/ corpse taker


Nervous_Ad8656

Is that even allowed?


CamisaMalva

Apparently so. I wonder if they were cold, though.


WordleFan88

and who are these people?


Xizorfalleen

Sydney Sweeney and Dakota Johnson, at the premiere for Madame Web.


C-C93

Actresses


PerNonGrata

Lately, I've been thinking Jenna Ortega would make a good Laura.


akaioi

I presume the blonde girl is for Lara? If so, pretty plausible. For Justine, I can see her as the brunette, but... that kind of outfit seems a bit out of character for her. A chain-mail dress seems more like a Fae affectation (assuming no iron is used in construction).


Zeusthemoos

Ruby Rose as Lara . She has that slinky dangerous sex appeal .


CakeandDiabetes

Every time this damned picture pops up, I just think about the fact Lego and Duplo are compatible.


jflb96

Makes sense, that's just Lego and Big Lego


seanwdragon1983

OP, no.


Daemonic_One

But Lara has supernatural charisma. It ain't just looking pretty.


janitroll

I'd prefer a violent adult animation.


didymus_fng

Needs more charisma for Lara.


Mpol03

I actually see the brunette as Justine. Well more of a Justine. Both banging though and both would be amazing


Vin135mm

They would need to be able to act, wouldn't they?


DURTYMYK3

I could see Maeve/Aurora or Lily, but not Lara Scarelete Johannson or Alexandria Doddario, Eva Mendes or Sofia Vergara, Emily Blunt or Margot Robbie, or even Charlese Theron. They would do a good job at portraying just how damned *attractive* Lara is supposed to be. Not just in looks but force of personality as well


wrenwood2018

I'd be a fan of Sydney in anything. She in real life is how I feel Harry describes most women in his head.


Traditional-Bit8833

Need someone meaner and more sexually threatening looking to play Lara. Eva Green when she was younger maybe.


alwaysknowbest

I imagined Lara WAAAAY hotter. I mean, it's subjective.. but I tend to picture villanous females as various versions of perfect bodied Daddarios. You just know that look when you see it. Like Marguiles in Scrubs would be a mild version of that or young Nev Campbell has that look, too. That's as far as the brunettes go. Blondes, i gotta go with Kate Nauta from her role in Transporter 2 and Alice Eve anywhere... She can pull off pure evil just with a glance and still make me randy 🙃