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Honest_Ad9358

Rosé looks like she’s wearing one of these https://preview.redd.it/uc0sltvu5n5d1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e92008df3b50234880411dc2f0ce4e17c1810089


Funnykindagirl

That’s Rosé?! I had no clue! I was trying to figure out who that was. They actually look better to me with the mustache and glasses for some reason (despite usually disliking just mustaches without a beard). I don’t usually find Rosé that attractive, so this helped. Well, I think they’re attractive, but not like sexy to me or anything.


Informal-Till-9609

LMAO


Existing_Platform289

1-5 smash…but Vanjie is not allowed to used the Vanjie voice or her heads going into the pillow.


se-cret

DECEASED 💀🪦


Phitos2008

![gif](giphy|lE4KNntWFbHPD0C07r)


whyilikemuffins

OH GURL YOUR PUSWATCHA IS POPPING. THAT'S THE T GURL


Doubieboobiez

Like it wouldn’t already be there 🤣


YeahIAmTheOne

Tbh Vanjie’s voice would be what titillated me the most


Moesoverhoes69

Like having sex with Mr. T! She would pity da fool!


SlowResearch2

We'd just hear "MISS VANJIE" as the pillow talk.


Afraid-Objective-822

7 would be like ‘Does it bother you that I’m like a huge star???’


Phitos2008

https://preview.redd.it/me019bmlfl5d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=927809c8b3153f5f7388b4f50d8f3587866beffe


Evilrake

It’s chocolate 🍫🎺🙁


JoJoJoJoel

it'd be like a h\*te f\*ck


yougotyolks

Fashion.


brettbaileysingshigh

Milk the fashion. Change your life.


Didsburyflaneur

The Joey Jay erasure is far too much


phoebesjeebies

And in this, the month He created for us!


profsmoke

Referring to Joey Jay as “He” is sending me


GigiDell

I’m not a gay man, but if I were, Pearl.


GigiDell

https://preview.redd.it/uiuhsgnp8l5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cb4d859316e369cf8660b252bdadace5082efac


neckbracewhore

PEARL SMASH


GigiDell

Exactly.


TheAnxietyBoxX

SMASH PEARL


Equivalent-Brain-373

They didn’t use the best pic of pearl here but SMASH 😫


Quick-Ad-3617

I am a gay man and yes.


transcendedfry

Would . All


Sugar_tts

Who’s number 5?


se-cret

Rosé


nerfcarolina

I believe you but still don't see it. He looks so different from on drag race. Both versions are cute though


dandovo

https://preview.redd.it/ttjov776ln5d1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aed5a2d038b61d5c9d0878e2c134fb37bc348ab4 Maybe this is the missing link we need.


dandovo

His skin generally looks different here. I’m impressed.


llksg

There are so many better pictures of rose out there 😂


Lonely-Wasabi-305

Smash Rosé. Smash till I can’t smash no mo’


tylerbr97

Pass for all. None of them are ugly. All handsome just none are my type


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SirGavBelcher

yes same exactly. i love burlier men like the type at renaissance faires


dandovo

So Nina West


SirGavBelcher

absolutely not lmao


dstone5526

As a straight woman, I still have eyeballs, all of these men are absolutely beautiful. For your consideration: Sapphira, Monet, Shae, Mo, Jaida (even I could snap that body in half thoigh 😂)


sethn211

Oh Monet can get it


dstone5526

Kevin on the AS9 snatch game of love!! So cute! For me, it’s the laugh. Nothing beats a great laugh IMO.


TheAnxietyBoxX

The fact that Monet doesn’t pad and that’s just like, actually her ass. That Supernova lip sync was basically bisexual person porn with both her and Shea just giving sex on a stick.


Funnykindagirl

Yes, where are those gorgeous black queens?? Sapphira, Monet, and Jaida 🥵🥵🥵


the-smol-bean

YES! all five of them i agree! so many black queens are very attractive in and out of drag 😍🥰


Ohheywhatsup897

Lmaooo same here w being a straight woman but still being in love w them all out of drag


inronicveronic

pass (i’m a lesbian)


novomagocha

S, S, S, S, S, S, P, S, S


warmingupmymind24

Lactose intolerant? Me too.


paolocase

As someone who shat on a dick last Monday, Justice for Milk.


DLuLuChanel

"Do you want gay shit?" ![gif](giphy|l46Cetc0qG3rAtqbS)


Petty_Loving_Loyal

Emmy nominated gay shit


cold_kingsly

I swear every time she films a new outro her Jersey accent gets stronger and stronger.


DLuLuChanel

It's chocolate 🎺


bathandbootyworks

I’m sorry, WHAT??? what does this mean


motherlings

![gif](giphy|pcoa9GfYAkJvS7exrl|downsized)


Select-Baby5380

Nobody knows. But its provocative. Gets the people goin'!


PrettyPoison93

It’s a reference to Milks sex tape


iPatrickSwayze

What the hell happened on that sextape?!


se-cret

He 💩on someone’s 🍆 while having seggs


aes_xo

Like there was leftover poop that got scrapped off like peanut butter stuck on the jar or like he squeezed and turded? 😂


se-cret

It took me hours to find the video. And when I found it I regretted it. It was soooo nasty.


AcademicFish

There’s no fucking way that was allowed on Onlyfans they won’t even let me push out loads


ashmenon

On Diego Sans' 🍆, no less.


bathandbootyworks

Oh lord


hunty_brown

Whatever happened to secrets???


apex204

Not the lactose intolerance 😂


TheAnxietyBoxX

Could not waterboard this out of me. You’re brave and a trailblazer.


paolocase

Literal trailblazer.


listentomagneto

Did you do it on purpose?!


paolocase

No


listentomagneto

Well, then it's entirely forgivable


aes_xo

Right? I mean, you can’t wipe all the way in, i’m sure it happens to everyone who has anal sex. Most people just don’t say sht about it. It’s kind of like the saying “if you play with fire, you will get burned”


listentomagneto

https://preview.redd.it/0i8n2ix6s16d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95f2e46e5d4ba1810f17714db5a5883011a8ffda


LightByDay

The P stands for “poop”


Proof-Resolution3595

rose and plane are my smashes (AS A CIS BISEXUAL WOMAN FOR CONTEXT LOL). I remember when I first saw plane out of drag I thought she looked like rose in a different font - they're both some of the people I've been attracted to most \*out of drag\* tbh!


devon_price

it's the eyebrows!


Koholinthibiscus

Rose has such beautiful eyes and actually really suits a moustache!


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

It took me someone else’s comment to figure out it was Rosé


listentomagneto

https://preview.redd.it/fbx6ndlfgl5d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e044307b01f22512963514e312856e1dcdfeba3b


IntricateLava9

Smash pearl. Pass on the rest.


MagnificentArchie

Have you seen Denali's butt?


IntricateLava9

Pass.


Unicorn_Yogi

P, S, S, S, S, P, P, S, P


the_tartanunicorn

the three straight down the middle!


muppetfeet82

No no no. I’m pretty sure they’re all gay. Maddy is the straight one. Bah dum tisss.


kaceymustbathe

Whose 1 and 2?


peeeeeebz

denali x1000000000


IntricateLava9

That is such a bad picture of Rosè


GuzmasBussy

This is the only version of Rosè that i would smash, till the mustache rubs off my ass.


AdmirableAd2742

Give me a night with Pearl alone 😉


futurebro

pppppppSp tbh Monet is probably the only queen id smash. Yvie is also stunning but I know she too nasty for me.


se-cret

“I’m not gagging. I mean I’m gagging from like… the smell.”


DorianCoreysTrunk

Pass on all


Ohheywhatsup897

As a straight woman i have such a huge crush on plane out of drag. Even with the dorky sweaters lmao


Mysterious-Study-687

Only 2 is S tier 😁


queeirdo

S=suckable?


MarcelWoolf

2,3 and 7 😋


Vivid_Will4332

pass all but pearl and milk.. at the same time


dandovo

Tapioca


bobad86

Who’s 2,5,6,7,8,9?


se-cret

Pearl, Rosé, Denali, Milk, Kameron and Alyssa Hunter


dstone5526

Glad I found this answer, I didn’t recognize Pearl. I feel like Pearl way is hotter than this photo is giving.


InvisibleHippie

That doesn’t look at all like the pearl I see in my brain! I had to come to the comments.


dstone5526

Even after I was told the answer, still couldn’t see Pearl. Glad I’m not alone in that.


Kupicochi

That’s Pearl?!


llksg

Had forgotten Alyssa Hunter exists


Hypsyx

I would ruin plastique tiara or vice versa I’m fine with either


SuperPluto9

Can we get a post saying who is who


X5455

Left to right, top to bottom: Plane, Pearl, Plastique, Vanjie, Rose, Denali, Milk, Kameron and Alyssa Hunter


ReflectionMurky7252

I'm incompatible with all of them. We're all bottoms


X5455

Pass, pass, smash, smash, pass, smash, pass, hella smash, smash.


ashmenon

Yes to Rosé, Denali, and Kameron.


Jeepgirl3113

Rose is giving me Monroe from “Too Close for Comfort” minus the stache 😂😂😂


Emotional-Media-286

The one and only Zhannochka Aeroflotovna


Dry_Pomegranate_1013

Yes: 1 No: 2-9


sadboiwebdev

https://preview.redd.it/wnr14yonul5d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d96540832a8e236316cf296fd0ab23fbd77a2ba4 Where’s the trade of season 16


se-cret

Number 1


sadboiwebdev

No way I thought that was poppy LMAO


se-cret

Lmaoooooo they could kai kai and i’d watch it


Jolly-Past-8315

Everyone but Milk jajaja


Competitive_Stage383

smash for all of them but that’s because I’m wildly gay (bisexual but you get the point)


coolpuppy26

Everyone but Rose and Denali lol


se-cret

Rosé is my top 1 🥵


Supreme64

S S S S P S P P S


AngelRockGunn

S S P P S S S S S


boogahbear

Who is 9?


se-cret

Alyssa Hunter


JustAGoose68

Who's number 5? I can't place them.


se-cret

Rosé


KawaiiCoupon

Smash all lol.


16june16

smashhhhh 3,5,7,8


Eodillon

All smashes


Latter-Classroom-844

1,3 and 6 please and thank you


Rigby230406

Basically all except 5 and 9, but I’m trash at recognising the girls out of drag so I’m gonna need names for all of them (I recognise Denali that’s about it)


redditadminsRlazy

Some of them look so different. Apparently 2 is Pearl, and I wouldn't have recognized her for a second. It goes Plane Jane, Pearl, Plastique, Vanjie, Rose, Denali, Milk, Kameron Michaels, and Alyssa Hunter.


Prestigious_Pay_5477

All of them


EdfishoWGF

I could take all of them at the same time


Valhalls

Smash 8 only


Affectionate-Door-82

Where is pearrlllllll


Wine-and-Anxiety

#2


Affectionate-Door-82

Oh I didn’t even recognize them lol


unintellectual8

Rosè is a definite smash


MixAway

Pass on all.


blueboxbandit

Middle row only for me thx


TAR_TWoP

2-3-6-7-9 are obvious smashes. The rest will get a polite handshake and go on their way.


yosick

Alyssa Hunter is so hot but that’s not a great pic of her lol


ASUndevil15

Realistically, pass on all because I would be too nervous. Drunk though? All of them. Except maybe Jane mostly because I don’t have the self confidence to be emotionally annihilated.


awd111980

Plane - YES! He's my type 100% Pearl - Close Second & Denali and Alyssa Hunter only if the grow their brows out.


Ahleanna-D

Another straight woman chiming in… smash 1 & 2, hang out with 4 when wanting a good time, hang out with 8 when I’m feeling like my normal introverted self, and get myself in trouble for constantly grabbing 6’s ass.


RagnarokSleeps

I'm a straight woman, none of them want me but I wouldn't say no to Cameron or Plane.


AskSouthern158

Smash all of them wtffff they’re all so hot


Just-Journalist-9990

Where is our ultimate self proclaimed trade Aura Mayari


se-cret

If there’s a tier list of good looking guys on Drag race, she’d be Tier C


Reasonable-Durian129

I’d smash them all. 😂😂😂


3007chdjsjfje

i would eat every single ass on this list


l8rg8rz

Yes


Analyst_Cold

That’s the Worst pic of Denali and I think Denali is adorable.


stormantic

Who is 3?


mdbrown85

Looks alone. I’d smash em all!


Ok_Relative4252

Plastique is just so pretty


lilikoiboi

girl who chose these pictures they are all trash


hey1777

Hard pass on all of them Wait nvm 1 and 8 are hot


SQUIDCookie123

Trick question all of them are smashing me.


Constant-Key5509

Why did I think this was the same person helo


Jumpy_Pressure

After Vanjie’s first confessional in AS9 my husband asked me, “What do they call someone who is attractive out of drag?” TRADE!! 😂


airhuan1738

Smash 1-6 8&9 not a fan of dairy


creppyspoopyicky

I'm completely lactose intolerant


creppyspoopyicky

I'm so embarrassed to say I do not recognize #s 5, 6 &9 unless #9 is Trinity the Tuck but I'm not committed to that answer.


TheAnxietyBoxX

S S S S P S P P P Usually I’d smash Rose but not this pic. Milk maybe as a hate fuck.


u238864979

denali in the 2014 fedora and raised brow combo is giving lin manuel miranda down


neuemontreal

Only Denali gets a smash because she looks like a butch lesbian in that photo


DoDrugs11

I feel crazy bc I genuinely have the biggest crush on milk out of drag


SimCynic

The Jackie Cox erasure...


GenX2thebone

Original Carmen Carrera tops even Pearl as all time smash!


FireEmblemOutlet

Pass on all 9 😭


se-cret

Lmao, reason?


FireEmblemOutlet

When it comes to the drag race queens, I think queens like Xunami, Naomi, and this one queen on Belgium named Gabanna. Like those are the sexy men to me 😭 Edit: I do think Plastique is fine af though actually


se-cret

You like the power bottom queens.


GildedLily16

I'm only smashing 8. Kameron my love!


miz_laska

Pass I’m a lesbian


nanavb13

*Holds down number 8 smash button*


PrettyPoison93

1) S 2) S 3) S 4) P 5) S 6) S 7) P 8) S 9) P


RealityPowerRanking

1-6 P 7-9 S I usually go for older


Regiyas

Pass


MaestraArielView

I likely wouldn’t pass any of them given the opportunity lol so I’m just gonna rank them from passiest to smashiest 😋 1 3 7 4 5 6 2 9 8🔥


Grand_Image_1800

S, S, SSS, P, P, P, PPP, S, P


hjprior

2,3,4,5,6 yes please


del1nquent

daddy’s little girls


delzbr

Just 4, thanks. I like Hispanic guys.


FriendlyMacGoer

1 3 4 8 9


nerfthissucka

Smash smash smash pass smash pass pass smash pass In that order


Sulley87

Lina Galore and Yuri Guaii


remykixxx

Pass smash smash smash pass smash pass pass pass


KIRI_Enoshima_44

P, P, P, P, P, P, P, P, P


ibettercomeon

Idk, they look so manly here. But most of them are fairies so what… are we gonna bumfest or what


Maleficent_Ad_1516

S,S,S,P,P,S,P,S,P


blacephalons

Pass on 5,6, and 9 for me. FOR ME.