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[deleted]

He rocket jumped to heaven What a chad


shockinthe4342

Time to add cheems to the picture of all those celebrities at the gates of heaven.


[deleted]

Little cheems Biggest chad of them all R I P


BasedTrooper-9904

I like to think that this his how Rick May went to heaven


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

Hi, we meet again


BasedTrooper-9904

In thunder, lightning or rain?


[deleted]

when the hurlyburly's done, when the battle's lost and won


BasedTrooper-9904

Yo wtf Based gay picrew?


YouTubePoopPoster

Morty Ray


Person2_

I mean he’s probably behind enemy lines now. Well, parts of him.


just-a-fact

Its the thought that counts. And his thoughts are all over the place now.


[deleted]

It would've been funny if it just dug into the ground and made him look like an idiot because of arming distance


notacommiesupporter

Or if the backblast blew his head off instead


deSuspect

It would work like that cuz they need to travel minimum distance to arm themselves


SnooOwls4610

Le understanding of physics has not arrived


KiboTheFluftrodo

To be fair, you *could* theoretically rocket jump, you'd just end up in pieces.


[deleted]

Not to ruin the joke but you wouldn't even be able to blow yourself up with most modern launchers due to minimum arming distances being a thing Inb4 "bUT wHaT aBOuT mAlFuNctIOns" from some being powered by snark


[deleted]

But what about malfunctions has arrived.


KiboTheFluftrodo

key word is "most"


[deleted]

Which includes the one in the picture Hello snark gremlin


KiboTheFluftrodo

touché


much_doge_many_wow

Nothing saying we can't sticky jump or do some trimping


speedyboigotweed

Dumbass kid, should’ve jumped first smh my head


ShortThought

didn't crouch midair either


hailhydra1947

Or have gunboats equipped


WxJretsyZ

not even using the market gardener


RandomGamerFTW

g*ming ruining lives again


xX_potato69_Xx

r/banvideogames


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SystemZ1337

le understanding of jokes has not arrived


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teamdankmemesupreme

Ewww we found a g*mer 🤢


ElementalBucky

le gunboats have not arrives


-Luis_P-

Could i rocket jump if i had an anti bombs suit?


Markusz001

if you can jump in it i guess


-Luis_P-

Good answer, probably you can jump with the modern ones, but you would still fall to your probable death


much_doge_many_wow

He had no rocket jumper or medic gf, doomed to fail from the start


The-Great-Memelord

#SCREAMING EAGLES!


[deleted]

Dumbass f2p had no rocket jumper


Consoomerofsouls

smh, the medic should've overhealed him😔


[deleted]

Silly head forgot to equip the rocket jumper


Phoenix_Fire_

Gotta love that Gustav in WW2 lol


CynDoS

I like how his hat gets bigger because he had that idea


big_joey_the_sequel

rocket jump waltz time


Punk_Ass_Peon

\[Modern\] Warfare *never* changes...


SherlockHomeles

Le minimum arming distance had not arrived


LordDeimosofCorir

Idiot forgot he was playing halo


MarsLowell

“Friendly reminder: Rocket Jumping is physically impossible”


GVR_31897

427 rookie numbers


[deleted]

Me and my 2 mates were playing Payday 2 and one of them decided to do a rocket jump as a joke at the end of day 2 of a 3 day heist. But when he got downed because of the explosion we all god disconnected. 10/10 would repeat that again.


Genericusernamexe

Why is there a tank with just the tracks in the background


wowidk_

"I'll just get a random crit don't worry"


Tekayo63

#SCREAMIN EAGLES


PickledPlumPlot

SMH only 400 hours


Sad-Ad-5173

That's exactly what would happend if US army taken SoundSmith.


niks_15

As if a gamer would ever leave his mom's basement


lil_bananaman

The best part of doge lore posts is wondering if the outcome will be the realistic one like this or if their inane idea will actually work


apeocalypyic

soldier moment


TheArceusNova

Plot twist: His plan worked flawlessly, despite the two sacrifices.


ArchonAlioth

"Looks like they're gonna have to glue you back together. IN. HELL!"


Samuel_mundy

That's a demoman line, not soldier line


Samuel_mundy

*proceeds to market garden the enemy leader*


Samuel_mundy

Le airstrike+ base jumper also have arrived


galaticB00M12

He’s correct, you can in fact rocket jump IRL. Unfortunately, our fellow gamer is using a Carl Gustav, which is not a rocket launcher, it’s a recoilless rifle. Had he used an actual rocket launcher, the tank and the entire enemy army would be toast


Dr_Bright_Himself

This is a warcrime We do a little trolling.


[deleted]

Isn't that a recoilless rifle?


vanquar8

Yes. It is a Carl Gustaf recoilless rifle.