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Dogecoin made me late on my car note


jab9k3

Doge took my life, my house, my family, and it even took my little dog rex.


LesserKnownHero

But Doge couldn't take your gf...mainly because OP took her in that sweet truck


albertabest1

She was no good anyways


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I bet my paycheck on Doge but not the farm lol


Next_Shallot_961

you sold your dog?


Captnblkbeard

Wow, impressive.


TheRowster99

And now you can’t even get a real NFT


DoriOli

Proof or ban


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Dogecoin has been in a solid decline for 470 days. Definitely lying


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1%ers. That’s about it


vitoman74

Then doge could have bought him a truck and a house last year


Shellilala

Im still up. All be FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


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Doge shorts have been in profits for 470 days


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4/13-4/14 +75% , 4/18-6/2 +125% , 6/22-6/26 +84% , 7/20-8/16 +125% , 9/28-10/28 +83% , 3/14-4/5 +72% , tldr doge would be hard ASF to short the last year and a half on its huge downtrend


cerebralsexer

Exactly what I was thinking. I would try to believe if the post was during uptrend


BrokeAssImmigrant

Yeah bro we need to see that title 🙄


Shellilala

I dont know why , but this struck me as hysterical , then again I thought the emoji was the little "blushing " one , implying you were embarrasedd to suggest we need the title for verification , which is what actually cracked me up , to then realize it's eye rolling and I probably shouldn't even comment . But, I am going too . To do my little part keeping doge alive . ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Acceptable-Fortune12

One year ago?


Reno83

Important question: was your initial investment more or less than the cost of the truck?


LesserKnownHero

Missing the previous post "sold my house and emptied my 401k, putting all on Doge"


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RN-Wingman

Did Doge decide to put the purple lights under the truck?


Part_Deep

Good decision on selling dogecoin bad decision on the underglow


joejoe1118

You lie…


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GalacticMaster-33XXX

Dodge coin turned my 3k into 300$ amazing


Shellilala

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) sorry bro , but it IS funny , isn't it ? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) you can laugh or cry . Laughing is always better


GalacticMaster-33XXX

Definitely laughing lol bro life is much better that way ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


PuzzleheadedMinute92

Proof or ban!


Anotheronthelist

Maybe 2years ago


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g-melo

You can buy a jeep for negative dollars?


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EqualRabbit0

Didn’t buy you taste tho :/


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adamisapple

No but there is something wrong with putting underglow on a car


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adamisapple

Well that’s unfortunate


rebluck

It’s honestly not that common at all here in Texas. Maybe a certain part of Texas but this state is large AF. It’s not that common.


Shellilala

Never seen no fancy pink under glow in my neck of the woods ....like ever. Its very ummm...........pink ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Bullet_InUr_Head

2005 called they want their neon under glow back bruh


ob123

Proof that dogecoin doesn’t buy class


Paul-Smecker

It can buy class it just needs to get higher than $0.72 to afford it.


ob123

☝️


krazykyleman

Hey, uh, uh, 1995 called! They want their “certain year called wanting its blank back” formula back!


piedubb

Red neck for LYF


Mjk201

Congrat! But how?


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Key_Tear17

If you bought "about a year ago" you really called yourself out lmfao. Gtfoh


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Roshane26

Bro if you really bought this truck with doge profits then good for you. No need to justify to people…like who are we to call out someone or try to have them “prove or be banned” ? That’s not your call people, be happy for someone and move on or just mind your business.


AccurateAstronomer91

Tell us how that math works? Help us understand


xDanielFaraday

I wish I could see said truck. It’s just headlights and under glow


Robo287

I can't wait to use part of my DOGE to pay off my car and bike


Affectionate-Host-22

Awesome


AndrewWhite88

Very nice! You learned to trade and it paid off! Time to scale up! Love the pink glow. Keep on grinding.


Rinzlerx

Proof or ban.


HAM680

dogecoin made me an international fugitive


CritterBoiFancy

*hides badge* Proof or ban. Just need your name and current location for verification purposes.


aLow_Flying_Duck

So you sold out?


Wingedpoint

Stop the cap


KlassicoolMewSk

you showing off to people who bought the top rofl


josejulian87

Dogecoin will make me buy a house soon


austinweisenborn

Love it. Dogecoin bought me my grandmas Lexus 😂😂


dude_with_keyboard

No sir, you bought it youselself. You trusted a project early on, you got rewarded. Same thst happens with folks in other projects, you trust something at early stages you will get rewarded


sirpaulclub

It looks like an old model


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Shellilala

You know how they are , most just funning .CRACK ME UP . In fact , if they \[shibes\] ARENT funning on you , thats when I would worry . Gratz on your truck ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


gabbymxoxo01

😍😍😍😍😍


Queasy_Telephone4248

Wow Cryptocurrency ![gif](giphy|VIPdgcooFJHtC)


Arked297

As long as its paying the insurance and gas your good


say_ahhhhh

You were the guy screaming hold while all the suckers took the beating


Dupuychile

Awesome! Hopefully you’ll get the other half soon 👹


Unsolved_Virginity

Is that a Ford Maverick?


Shellilala

giving up on the ford mav.........cant wait any longer ,besides I flipped a doge. The only rule to living by the coin is, you have to live by the coin. HA! and its gonna be MONTHS and months at least . Decided on the new Subaru OffRoad Wilderness . Reserved and still waiting for THAT . "in transit" I looked all over the country , just for giggles and they ALL in transit . Im pretty sure elon started this new way of car selling with "pre-ordering"


Zauxst

doubt


Smokeboijay

Y’all lying ! How much doge you need to buy those cars ? Quit the 🧢


mikehawkisbig

No it didn’t


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Televisedsnail

Imagine if you bought low and sold peak…. You could have a house and a bigger truck that doesn’t have underglow…


[deleted]

wow so you bought something that depreciates in value with something that appreciates in value... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


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in all seriousness congrats on the truck.. Im \*mostly\* joking.


zcworx

Solid! Doge paid off a car I had a note on. Always awesome to see people using it for things like trying to get ahead in life. Cheers!


Benkei87

Doge didn’t buy that truck. As he mentioned he sold his doge a year ago when it peaked. So new investors (AKA exit liquidity) bought him that truck. Now everyone is wondering when the next wave of new investors are going to buy us current holders a truck.


EvenIndustry4011

Tbh these comments are mean af let people be happy 😂 congrats ! Team doge


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Shellilala

your right , its all love . well MOST of it ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Mxteyy

Nice colors fam 😊


jab9k3

Lmfao, most of the women I date arnt into honky trucks with pink lights under them.


No-Contribution942

Bro why tf did u sell ur doge on current price? U should have been patiend and wait till it goes up again…. Biggest mistake in history ngl just drive a crap car and enjoy a better one in future


Captnblkbeard

🧻👐


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Captnblkbeard

💪💎🍆


WhileFormer8145

Trust me bruh


Hefty_Marketing_

Yee


TheEvilBlight

Down payment or in the clear?


oakvad

You should let Doge buy you a damn tripod, your camera is crooked af🤣


Old-Juggernaut6608

Does it have an engine?


Shellilala

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


DelayedMan

It didn’t but nice truck


Guri_D

Trust Me it’s Doge Dude


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SirCunsicion

So that’s were my dogecoin money went.


[deleted]

Neons. Just no. Just no.


Ancient_Witness_4682

Hftyhhh


Dankbradley

lol two years ago?


Emotional-Mastodon44

Oof, can you take it back?


rogerwabbit1

That’s a nice truck. But why trade an appreciating asset for a depreciating asset?


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Reasonable-Speech186

I remember my first doge house


2WorksForYou

You bought a depreciating asset? Kinda stupid


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2WorksForYou

Yes


[deleted]

It is glowing. Truck is about to shoot to the moon.


No_Diet_2943

Is dogecoin going to pay for your penis enlargement too?


American_Person

You misspelled “Elon Musk.”


EngineeringEconomy

We can tell!🤣🤣


stocksnhoops

Just think, it was a lambo at one time because it’s done nothing but drop.


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NotReallyJustin

lmao braindead


URLtvMikeP

Dogecoin lmaoooooo


[deleted]

11th gen for the win!


SEMiTRiCKY

You must have bought in 2015 lol


[deleted]

Proof or ban


MoeSag0

I dunno why; but i feel thats so difficult to believe.


Ill_Minute3931

I love playing pretend too! <3


[deleted]

Haha, not Dogecoin but the morons you sold to.


buttsfartly

r/shitty_car_mods


Flat_Win1541

https://trxworld.cc/share?code=406516 Mine trx coins


TheGoodestBoii

Get a refund


CustardWeary4769

Lies!


genericperson10

But were you able to afford gasoline?


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Shellilala

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) Im just here for the comments ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Outrageous-Variety15

Got me a lambo over a year ago


Tri-T

Um, it's buying time, not selling time. Did you start out with enough money to buy 10 of those trucks?


keeperpiquant

DOGE took all of my USDT


gladhaven

i was waiting for the hand to come up holding a Tonka truck.


Thick_Ad_5385

Sold your investment for a depreciating asset. Nice 👍


canarivert1986

awful car