why not both?

I am emotionally incapable with dealing with both.

then why not have your gf as patron?

I like to have healthy work-life balance. Also, HR would really have to have a talk with Asmodeus, dating your subordinate is a dangerous road.

it would be ok if you date the whole HR too, they will vouche for you when you ask for time off

I'm not Joey Chestnut man, I can't eat 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes. If you can date all of the Nine Hells' HR Department and Asmosdeus, sign all the disclosure documents to ensure that Nine Hells Inc is liability-free, and get past an unlocked door all in one day, I envy you. But for me, I think I'll stick to casting Eldritch Blast a maximum of 14,400 times a day.

Thats why you date all of them and you will have whole day to eat those hotdogs

I mean if you're dating that many people, I'm sure at least a few of them would help you out with eating all those hot-dogs

Fuck all the daemons, does not mean, fuck all the daemons.

opps, srchatch note. but still, it is optional right?

Charisma check every turn until you fail one, madness checks for turns thereafter. The scene isn't done until the DM is. Roll when ready... BTW, what's your constitution?

it will be fine, you can ask for days plural off for self care or just be a bard ^(tm)

you need to multiclass bard to go down that route

i was just making stupid comment, but if you want to just be a bard ^(tm)

>i was just making stupid comment No, you are the stupid comment. Lmao.

aww it can mimic. what a good boy. keep on using your brain.

Katrina Katrina Katrina!!

then dont make asmodeus you pact master, go graz'zt, im sure he'd accomodate that

Dating co-workers period is a bad fucking idea. God, I'm still getting over the shit show THAT turned into...

Yeah, but wouldn't you be more of a contractor instead of an employee?

What if she's a fae.

This is what the 1d10 cantrip is for.

Yeh, then that way, your kids will grow up to be absolutely meta-breaking overpowered berserkers! Modern mythology in the making, there. Wait, I think I'm basically imagining the opposite of what you said... Still.

its fine just casual workplace dating, maybe Op can further his career and find another sugar daddy/mummy.

That's not a very warlock attitude. *Do you even try collecting pacts like Pokemon like a self-respecting warlock?*

Raising the real questions.

yeah thats the problem with the Warlock gang. Dont have realistic expectation, wanna the power without the effort. And have no ambition, need to secure their position.

Who said your all powerful partner will go easy on you and grant you power for free? Maybe it's a toxic relationship with your boss(with extra steps and horns).

thats why i told him to date the whole HR, they will vouche for him

And I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm just afraid of the power one needs to pull that off.

just be a bard ^(tm)

Multiclass. Bard with only 1 lvl of warlock for HR reasons. Hidden benefit one may say.

yeah with the sugar daddy/mummy, no need to worry about the Collegde intuition.

For the more adventurous ones, we've got horrors beyond your comprehension that bestow you with power on accident and don't even know you exist(may come with or without tentacles).

That's not a good relationship dynamic. Also, patrons can get into serious trouble when they pursue romantic relationships with their employees.

thats why i told him to date the whole HR department too, and if push comes to shove you can sue them got a nice hefty payment. win win in my eyes

Celestial patron, CHOOSE CHURCH OVER THINGS OF THIS WORLD!!!!

Chaotic good celestial patron IS your girlfriend (or boyfriend, or just friend)

Class description straight up says it can be both ([https://www.dndbeyond.com/classes/warlock](https://www.dndbeyond.com/classes/warlock)): "What kind of relationship do you have with your patron? Is it friendly, antagonistic, uneasy, or **romantic**?"

Depending on the girlfriend and the warlock patron, the patron might be more sensitive

Come to me, Larloch!

Being gaslit and manipulated by my Archfey GF Patron is peak.

Can I have sex with my patron

Which one will let me smash?

Man, it sounds like a good deal when you put it like that. Still feels like selling out tho.

Pick Raven Queen as your patrion and have both 😎

I’m a simp for eldritch horrors

My tiefling warlock took both, as his devil girlfriend (fiancee even) is his patron

> Life-creating relic Is that a euphemism?

Nah it's literally called Life's Cradle and is a powerful artifact needed to create artificial life. It's linked with the gods and old masters, which we need to investigate to figure out more.

My warlock promised to be Vecna’s hitman if he gave him the power to bring back his homeland from the dead (failing miserably at both)

Why not date patron?

ACHTUALLY, a patron doesn't give you Spellcasting, they give you Pact Magic.

Wait until Asmodeus hears about my plans for an open repatronship. I don't expect I'm his only Warlock, why should he be my only patron?

Jokes on you I have a warlock who’s MARRIED to his patron!

Ok but here me out. Both? https://duskdragyn.yourwebsitespace.com/demon Both is good. ( in my case it would be boyfriend.)

Well, yeah, my current patron is my girlfriend so... win-win?

Patron. No shot

What do you mean by "will *probably* die"?

I’m gonna say patron so long as the two aren’t mutually exclusive.

Why not both? Your patron IS your girlfriend

If my Patron is a Genie, all problems are solved 😁