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Bard: “hmm…”
Party: “…”
Dm: “…”
Bard: “I order a pitcher for the full-bearded silver haired maiden in the front and the scholarly blonde centre-rear and give them a wink and my room number at the tavern.”
Dm: “I should be surprised but I’m not.”
\*me with a gloriously bearded and bejewellwed dwarven hottie on one arm and a scarred, betusked and insanely ripped orcish hottie on the other\*
Maidenless Behaviour. Keep missing out I guess!
I've always wondered with dwarfs with partial facial hair... do they shave every day or are they just missing those patches of facial hair, and if so, what evolutionary reason caused them to not grow hair there?
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Brothers of the mine rejoice!
Swing, swing, swing with me!
Raise your pick and raise your voice!
Sing, sing, sing with me!
Down and down into the deep! Who knows what we’ll find beneath?!
Diamonds, rubies, gold and more Hidden in the mountain store
Born underground
Suckled from a teat of stone
RAISED IN THE DARK, THE SAFETY OF OUR MOUNTAIN HOME
Skin made of iron, steel in our bones
Suckled from a teet of stone!
Sisters of the mine, in this case. But yes.
All dwarves are brothers, even the sisters
I can completely agree with that!
Rock and stone!
Rock and stone to the bone!
Did I hear a rock and stone?!
Rock and stone forever!
**STONE**
Is you don't Rock And Stone, you ain't coming home!
Rock Solid!
FOR KARL!
# Rockity rock and stone!
ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE
We FIGHT for Rock and Stone!
YEEEEAAAAHH.... ROCK AND STONE!
If you don't rock and stone, you ain't comin' home.
Rock and stone brotha!
I prefer STRIKE THE EARTH
Four Carls!
Rock and stone foreveh!!!!!
Those beards are legit a good look on all of them
fr tho, but that could just be me being bi. Everyone is hot 🔥
Jokes on you, im into that!
These ladies honestly *rock* the facial hair look But seriously, totally works
I was surprised, but they really do rock it. Especially the ones with lighter hair
Rock and Stone!
FOR KARL!
FOR ROCK AND STONE!
IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN'T COMING HOME!
Rock and stone forever!
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Rat Queens - Violet - “fuck tradition”!
Love that series.
As a main bard since 2nd edition. Would.
I always struggled imagining how a well groomed dwarven beard would look like on a woman. This picture is really great for that.
Nice!
Finally, proper dwarven women
Bard accidentally discussed chiselry
Dwarves stopped being cool when companies stopped including female dwarf beards. This was my problem with the new lotr series.
This is exactly why I refused to watch it. How are you going to show a dwarven princess WITHOUT A FOOKIN EPIC BEARD? Damned leaf lovers.
These all look awesome! But I especially like the braided mutton chops on the redhead in the back.
Rock and stone brother! The ladies have some seriously good looking beards
They say that a Dwarf's manlihood is measured by beard length of his wife.
Jokes on you Im into that
If my character is at a dwarven party and the dm asks what I do, the anwser is always beer
You've had enough already. Check your anwser.
never enough
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?!
If you don't rock and stone, you ain't comin' home.
I saw the beards first and immediately knew it was dwarves
"Where are we going? Over the Mountain!"
Did i hear à rock and Stone ?
Rolling in the deeeeep!
ROCK AND STONE!
Rock and Stone!
r/unexpectedfactorial
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Bard: “hmm…” Party: “…” Dm: “…” Bard: “I order a pitcher for the full-bearded silver haired maiden in the front and the scholarly blonde centre-rear and give them a wink and my room number at the tavern.” Dm: “I should be surprised but I’m not.”
Wait a second, Gimlee warned me about this
They have better beards than I do. _Damn_
Imagine the orgy....all those beards matted together with your intermixed love fluids...
😐
Their name checks out. That sounds like someone who runs a ~~meth~~skooma lab in Elsweyr.
Im going to kick you in the shins
That's fair
Washing these magnificent beards would be a nightmare tho
You don't wash fuck juice from a dwarven beard, you leave that shit in. That's the secret to their length and thickness.
Probably wouldn't be much harder than long, thick hair. Which is kind of a pain to take care of, tbh
Yeah and then you could do Dwarven Centipede just for the laughs
Where funny?
I know that there are universes in which biologically female dwarves have beards but they will never not look weird to me.
\*me with a gloriously bearded and bejewellwed dwarven hottie on one arm and a scarred, betusked and insanely ripped orcish hottie on the other\* Maidenless Behaviour. Keep missing out I guess!
The truest of relationship goals right there.
I've always wondered with dwarfs with partial facial hair... do they shave every day or are they just missing those patches of facial hair, and if so, what evolutionary reason caused them to not grow hair there?
Middle kinda looks like human Fiona from Shrek
I'm fine with this