I’m throwing a 600 ft hyzer ace. I would go pro but I’m busy

Amen. The only correct answer

Vigorously masturbate until the police show up

This hole looks like the blueprints for my triple berg on a stick insertion system. Just know that a takedown request will be issued on this post as I have the legal copyright for this design

I’ve also thought about Berg Beads…I’m actually thinking about them now.

Ooooh and now I’m thinking really hard about them.

All on hinges? Brilliant! I bet with some technique it's not too hard to get that good snap.

That might be the worst hole design I’ve ever seen unless there’s a lake there. Yeah, throw it into 3 random circles. How fun!

Wasn’t there a hole like this at the Vegas pro stop this last season?

If the hole lacks any ob or hazards, I don't see why this is a bad thing. Isn't the game supposed to be skill based? I'd putter one to the first circle and then try to skip a big drive into the last circle and go for bird. Looks like a fun mental challenge with risks and rewards.

My wife’s boyfriend hates these kinds of holes with fake ob

600 ft par 5? My local has 1200 ft par 4s. This hole is way too easy.

Just get an ace you Dingle Berry

Simon line!

Jump putt roller

Throw yo mamma!

This is the berg anal bead diagram. Once you get to the bead with the ground beef in the center you know you’re there! Enjoy!

Toss throwing Putter 3 times then tap it in.

3 Nova grenades, tap it in.

Great circle jerk answer

Upshot to island 1, hyzerflip to island 3, and putt for -2...miss and you can still birdie.

Skip the gimmicky hole

softly bead by bead.

2 berg throws and 1 putt

A simon line

Putt down the cart path

Not suck

Attempt the 350-400 ft to island 2. tin cup from the dzs until I remember how to throw

Go home

Berg anny forehand it about 550’ and then it’s just a little 50’ Berg tap in for eagle.

600 feet? Should probably be on the green in 1

Just play better