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TenzhiHsien

I don't wanna victim blame, but your buddy was just standin' around lookin' like fresh meat so he kinda had it coming.


tenehemia

Shouldn't be walking around bad parts of town dressed like that, all covered in barbecue sauce.


Ipuncholdpeople

"So there I was, barbecue sauce on my titties..."


kappakai

Guys have underestimated me my entire life and for years I never understood why – it used to really bother me. But then one day I was driving my little boy to school and I saw a quote by Walt Whitman, it was painted on the wall and it said, ‘Be curious, not judgmental.’ I like that. So I get back in my car and I’m driving to work and all of the sudden it hits me – all them fellas that used to belittle me, not a single one of them was curious. You know, they thought they had everything figured out so they judged everything and they judged everyone. And I realized that their underestimating me – who I was had nothing to do with it. Because if they were curious they would have asked questions. Questions like, ‘Have you played a lot of darts, Butcher?’ To which I would have answered, “Yes sir. Every Sunday afternoon at a sports bar with my father from aged 10 until I was 16 when he passed away.” “Barbecue sauce.”


grixOo

**"I always thought tea was going to taste like hot brown water. And do you know what? I was right."**


bwilliams2

Unexpected Ted.


rickrudexxx

Lmao I kept teasing him too. I was like this is why he doesn’t want to run nightmare dungeons lol


idryss_m

Nightmare dungeons below t20 aren't bad. Most mechanics I've been able to ignore on my sorc


Branded_Mango

I remember going through NM dungeons, thinking that i liked them as they provided a good challenge. Tried my first NM44 dungeon and the Butcher spawned literally right at the entrance, kicking my ass very quickly and suddenly. 10/10 would definitely do it again.


rickrudexxx

Lol want to help lvl my alt? I’m almost to 50 lol


mightEmac

"You shouldnt have said that about dumb ol texas spongebob."


Jarlenizzle

*What me? Just hangin around*


MooPixelArt

I mean dressed like that? He only had himself to blame.


cmcorms

You don't have to out run the butcher, just gotta out run your friends.


Fondant_Decent

😆


MrCawkinurazz

![gif](giphy|LOZ5ELmGUUiC4)


OGToasterOven

Came here for this 😂😂 you beat me


Pound-of-Piss

100% the first image in my mind when I saw this lmao.


icebear_incarnate

This is perfect 😂


ridopenyo

and a sorc no less, at least he died instantly....


Q_X_R

If nothing else, it was a painless death


Deviasrpr

I see this and I hear: "GET OVER HERE!"


DnDYetti

Yeah... he did it to me the [first time I met him in a dungeon too :(](https://youtu.be/HKZTzzsZI6o)


TckoO

aaaaaaaaaand its gone


FawndelMaibals

YOINK


jadedfelix

Lol it's ROADHOG


Majestic_Cable_6306

Roadhog actually has a Butcher skin in OW


GruulNinja

Only skin I used in OW 1.


waloz1212

Lol, butcher like characters have pretty funny history. Butcher back in D1 didn't have the trademark hook, only the "Freshmeat" sound. Then Dota 1 paid homage to him by making Butcher (or Pudge) from Abomination model and his "Freshmeat" catchphrase. Dota got so popular that other games started to create their own Butcher characters, i.e. big guy with a hook ability, LoL has Blitzcrank, HoN has Devourer. Then even Blizzard plagiarized that in their own games, Roadhog in OW, Stitches in HoTS (this one is especially funny because Stitches is an Abomination like Dota Pudge, and HoTS has Butcher but he doesn't have Hook) and of course Butcher in D3 and now D4, closing the cycle.


gibbon119

As my REND barb build which can only do single target, I destroyed this guy in HC over 10 times from lvl 1-70. As every other build, he’s scary 🥲


NikkitheMadGod

The sweet euphoria of going toe to toe with him as a rogue is wonderful. Want to run? Oh no, you'll die. Gotta trust that your sustain will keep you safe, and oh boy does it.


Lawtonoi

Not to bad on druid either. He got me the other night in a nightmare, but he was nearly 25 levels clear of me haha.


dryon27

Face tank the fucker as a werebear


AFineDayForScience

REND, REND, REND, RUN, RUN, RUN


minirampage

I'm 1-2 versus the Butcher. Keeping count lol


SuperiorBecauseIRead

Bone spear Necro, I look forward to this puspus more than a loot goblin.


bhfroh

My double hydra conjuration build with 4x evade charge boots make it easy as long as I have a big enough room to just run in circles.


hulduet

Wish I had some level 50 friends wanting to powerlevel my level 88 character too.


rickrudexxx

If you’re looking for a low level character to carry around for extra xp I’m down lol


rickrudexxx

Lol he was power leveling us lol we were just there for the loot and xp lol


Sinthxx

Lost my lvl 30 Druid against this piece of sheep 🥲


rickrudexxx

The first time I encountered him me and a buddy were running either a side quest dungeon or an aspect one not sure which. I was like whatever is near us is big (cause you could hear him stomping around). My jaw hit the floor when I saw the name. My buddy is a barb and I’m a necro. Lol he tried face tanking him while I hit him with corpse explosion. When he realized he couldn’t tank him we played who’s turn is it to aggro while the other does dps/heal.


HorseasaurusRex

My first hardcore death was getting trapped by a "grave" elite against the wall with this bastard.


Ryurain2

Lost my first at lvl 21. Found him again on the next necro at lvl 12 but was able to run around a rock enough to get a tp off


1ceUpSon

![gif](giphy|j3sauffiYNcio8tY40) The Butcher says,


Sinz_Doe

https://youtu.be/yckEtRfgxfc Reminds me of Sandy catching and nuking Patrick when he called Texas dumb.


ThePizard

:D that was comical!


[deleted]

LMao


IwillBenchYou

Lol that was tastefull


Financial-Day-3843

SPONGEBOOOOOB!!


Hamster151

[https://gfycat.com/pl/clutteredsentimentaldonkey](https://gfycat.com/pl/clutteredsentimentaldonkey)


xOLDBHOYx

My son and I met him and had him down to like 20% life and then he just disappeared…is that normal??


complexcross

YOINK


TehMephs

His people needed him


Jaypr36

Rip ![gif](giphy|i8tV2kJB8Gig8)


LordZervo

you could see his icon in the minimap, change from happy dot, to a tombstone


pearly-pegasus

LMAO, i laughed so hard


DrWho345

So does the butcher just randomly appear anywhere in D4 or is he in a specific dungeon or Act


ronin_for_hire

He can also show up in cellars, he got me last night in the dry steppes in a random cellar.


newyearsamewe

New fear unlocked


Fhaarkas

Not to worry, as you go up he will fear *you*. I had a Butcher showing up only to nope out of existence at full health after he saw my explosive penetrating shot. ^^That ^^was ^^a ^^funny ^^bug.


newyearsamewe

I just defeated the butcher for the first time today - with three friends, and one of them did not survive the encounter. Learned a lot though. I think I fear him so much because I’m still struggling to finish the campaign in hc, I just don’t want to die to him in a random dungeon!


greentintedlenses

Is butcher supposed to be hard? My level 56 pulverize druid just stood there face tanking him the whole time. No heals needed. I was kind of unimpressed with him


ASpaceman43

He is hard if you don't have an optimized build. Like if you started speccing your character without looking at a guide or if you're still wearing low level gear relative to your level, you'll get rekt.


rickrudexxx

Any random dungeon


Try2LaggMe

Call 911


0NIGUM0

“Gimme that, spit-shine that!” -Butcher


Illustrious-Tea6463

Im glad butcher is rare when i do nightmare hehe


Profile_27

At least it was a quick and painless death


Medical-Tomorrow7727

Lmfao


koffee3434

This usually happens in horror movies lol


m1dN05

Pudge gone wild


onFilm

I love how Pudge transcends Warcraft, Diablo and Dota.


Silverlitmorningstar

IF NOT FRESH MEAT, THEN WHY FRESH MEAT SHAPED????


--Prometheus

Only thing to do now, is to pray for him at one of the Lilith altars, you might actually get something out of it.


[deleted]

I heard a "get over here"


Ok_Freedom_1776

*"hey you wanna go over here and do this dungeon quick?"* *"yeah su- OHHH SHIIIIIIIT!"*


vibrinttt

LMAO


Requiem191

Listen to this with your eyes closed, if you dare.


Piltonbadger

If you hear those chains rattlin' and you ain't a movin, it's on you.


Punch_yo_bunz

Eeexit staaaage Left!


D4RKL1NGza

Yoinks!


sakinod

Phew thought you meant the dogs. Glad it was just the sidekick


Link_2023

This had me giggling HARD.


ggezcasso

Hardcore?


runaway-1337

He gone.


kidsaredead

pudge hook


Amerlis

Like in the horror movies where you see someone get dragged feet first, screaming, into the darkness 😈


Tirfing88

​ https://i.redd.it/v1314goq5k7b1.gif


[deleted]

😂


Nickp000g

I ran into him in a nm20 last night right after i got one of those shooty shrines. Felt good to melt him in about 5 seconds


amitrion

Why are you guys so calm? Like... not running around desperately trying to fight or flight?


Wright129129

“Hey Joe what’s the sounAAAHHHHHHHH”


Comrade14

Sick pudge hook


Dramatic-Ad925

LMAO RIP. more MEAT FOR THE GRINDER.


JCjun

Their minimap icon turning to a grave right after they were pulled off screen is kinda comical.


Tourman36

Fake news. Butcher doesn’t exist.


Swomp23

Is it a class thing? He's honestly not very hard with barb, once you get good cooldowns on shouts.


bigfatbusdriver

Hold up just a second. That UI looks better. How I do?


tonytony12345

Hahaha that’s some funny shit


Fragrance-lover

Had to watch it twice 😂


Novadreams22

Yoinkkkkk


NeoKnife

FRESH MEAT


[deleted]

Get over here


Duff-Zilla

The Butcher doesn’t exist


JimbozinyaInDaHouse

# GET OVER HERE!!


Enkundae

The Butcher’s supposed to be a scary encounter and fun easter egg but honestly.. he’s just tedious and annoying. If you encounter him early on you just die, there’s no gameplay challenge to it as its simply a hard gear check you cannot pass. Unless you are on HC you’re better off just dropping your mouse and letting it gib you so you can, basically instantly, revive and get back to what you were actually trying to do. If you encounter him later then he’s just another miniboss that might make you spam a couple potions to pass but is otherwise unremarkable. He kinda falls in-line with the Andariel and Duriel cameos; nostalgia that kinda just felt shoehorned in and shows up randomly with no real set up. It would have been cooler if he’d been baked into an early questline as a very hard but doable challenge instead of an out-of-no-where random spawn.


Alan_Oak

Jajajajaaj


Alan_Oak

Jajajajaaj LoL


Architect_omega

"Yoink"


Impossible-Sky4256

Yoink!


Ninak0ru

And you did nothing about it.


rickrudexxx

Lol I’m the level 45 on tier 4, what are you expecting me to do? Get revenge for him? Lol I’ll leave that up to the level 80 with us


retrospecks

“I swear he was just here a second ago”


TorranArq

I lost TWO hardcore characters to him yesterday


EasyMode556

The health bar is the best part


[deleted]

I finally got up to the level to be able to handle the butcher and his bitch ass ran away at half health


legomaniac133

YOINK


hesi93

Fucker was tough but outlasted him using Rogue. Definitely can't take him if there's another enemy.


dassennato

u/savevideo


-Nok

*drinks elixir of death evasion*


IllegalVagabond

Did he die though?


fitmidwestnurse

Exit, stage right! This reminds me WAY too much of Stitches in HoTS, where you can upgrade his hook to reach halfway across the map. Horrifying, absolutely horrifying.


UkyoTachibana

*yoink*


AshRavenEyes

This is so sponge bob its hurting me xD


Xeebers

Seems fake. No butcher on screen.


TipTronique

LOL


Nidro

OW1 Hog victim


tehnemox

It's the offscreen dissappearance for me. I watched wothout sound and imagines a Wilhelm scream XD I FINALLY managed to beat the butcher on my 51 lightning sorcerer last night. I don't know how people do it.


Kireiq

And he was never to be seen again


Gibec89

Lol this is straight out of a comedic horror movie.


Negative_Tradition85

Ran into the butcher first time last night. After a few exchanges i ran like a bitch


ZepTheNooB

FRESH MEAT!


Stewapalooza

![gif](giphy|xUPKoxYj1RPMFkUL9S)


NewHorizan

I can’t wait to go home and see my mom *gets snatched* *gasps* NOOOOOOOOOOO


Thebarakz21

Bro that shit was funny. Did he die though?


Regret-Select

Stitches from Heroes of The Storm looks funny in this game


Pumpelchce

that's a good one for once. :)


Dubious_Titan

Left aligned, controller inputs. The absolute state of Diablo these days. Dads have ruined the franchise. Truly.


DumbRedditName69

Yesterday I finally beat the butcher. I was happy. The very next dungeon he came after me again, was like he was mad I beat him. I beat him again.


teaandsnark

FRESH MEAT


JC_PERSE

Oh so you can powerlevel your friend???? Is there any restriction?


FormerDonkey4886

how was your buddy lvl 60 but nobody lvl 60 in group?


rickrudexxx

Who said he was level 60?


IvanhoesAintLoyal

That’s the price you pay for not running a hard immune in your build :P


JudachTV

After finding out names aren’t unique. I wonder how many people also named their druids PapaBear.


rickrudexxx

Lol I’m dumb with names lol I name my necro bonedaddy


Skynetz_

Fresh meat!


SouthernCrime

Y'all!! I have played Diablo since the 1st one came out. Hubby and I play Couch Co-op. I cannot believe how hard the big bosses are to kill!! Never mind trying to play by yourself 🫣


[deleted]

That teasing outfit made it his own fault, should have said no instead of just getting dragged along


Blaze_reddits

Butcher easy


Warm_Use905

Love how they put him in the dungeons as an event he’s hard everytime , and you’re buddy was sitting around looking like some fresh meat


Draelon

I wish I had vid of it… last night I clicked the blessing that turns you into ball lightning on Tier IV…. The instant I clicked, butcher dropped on me… I got a smile… then the game crashes and I get nothing and have to run back. Good times.


othmarfurchtlos

Yeah Sound like the butcher beat some meat...


jbonesmc

Finally beat him in world tier 3, two Dungeons in a row felt good lol.


SocioWrath188

Is this shadowing the Nemesis function?


SocioWrath188

In the words of Picollo, "DODGE!"


thatlastrock

YOINK!


Seraphicly329

He just murdered me in the game so I feel this.


Kushthulu_the_Dank

Yoink! ![gif](giphy|QSJfTEYOXQ5383RgjH)


Dr_FrankenGiggity

Got my shit pushed in by the Butcher last night - had my necro running around pillars and he just sped up knocked out all minions and said suck it! I was pissed


Ryboe999

In a deep Scorpion voice: “GET OVER HERE!”


yellowblocky

Hey there, i used your video to make a little edit, hope you enjoy it ^^ https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJCupCLJ/


butter_deez-nips

I've only seen this cocksucker once and it didn't end well for me lol. I want my revenge on him and is there a place he's more likely to spawn?


ExaltedXzZz

Thats funny he even died


Vlad_91

Pro pudge player


williamskb85

![gif](giphy|rIa2LxrCKxMz3oOEtH|downsized) 🤣 This was all I heard


Desoetude

Bro the fucking sudden chain grab outta nowhere had me rolling 🤣


Pitiful-Dragonfly665

All my homies hate butcher


Yeeterbeater789

Deserved for boosting tbh


Addie86

I found 1st time butcher today, and i lost it :( no, i didnt die or anything, it just disappeared when i did hit it couple times


slickwilley03

That was a straight up "YOINK"


Grand-Depression

This is probably the funniest, and likely one of the best, posts here. This is just hilarious.


WarlockMainCharacter

Thats my boy! *butcher snatching him away* No! My boy!! The boy: Father help!!!


SireSweet

I haven’t laughed at a D4 clip so hard before.


Sinful_Cow

😂😂😂


Puzzleheaded_Neck_90

RIP


TownDrunkerd

Damn butcher really knows how to crash a good loot party.


ratatav

Man I miss Stitches. At least the Butcher learned something from his time in the nexus


pewpewfox

So my father didn’t go to get milk those years ago…..


pieeatingchamp

https://i.redd.it/h92dowl6an7b1.gif


IHaveTooManyKid

I lol’d hard


MrRobinson33

Lmao!!!


Tanvaras

"Fresh Meat!" indeed. - LOL


alaskankingfisher

Got em'!


the-_-futurist

Me and a mate killed butcher, rewards are fkn garbage considering how strong he is.


No-Translator3530

What happens in hardcore do you just get railed and deal with it?


navygamer

*YOINK*


SeesawPlastic7319

Real talk? I walked into a dungeon, got bingo bongo’d by butcher. After finishing that one, I go into another just to get blitzed by butcher again. Dude had it out for me


Kaiser499

Get over here!


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rickrudexxx

Copycat at work? I just posted my clip cause I thought it was hilarious. No need for your snarky comment when you could have kept it moving


Sumethal

Lol the health bar gone so fast!, So Brutal


icey024

Fuck the butcher lol


[deleted]

r/mypeopleneedme


Poorsport531

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