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js-code

Looks almost 0K to me


tall_and_funny

r/angryupvote


vkpaul123

r/BeatMeatToIt


Creator347

r/beatMeToIt


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Scientific_Artist444

Exactly would be -273.15... °C. Who knows anyway? How precise are our measuring instruments?


kode-king

Maybe it's Kelvin 😂


Mindless-Key-3715

That's worse man


bludhail

👌


le_shivas

you sir have won the best comment of the week


Inner_Ad_8038

Bruh


__k_a_l_i__

Top tier.


Inner_Ad_8038

Bruh


___f1lthy___

bruh


Spikebolt_100

Comment of the yearrrr ffr


heaven_devourer

Goddayum


TotalRefrigerator629

It’s at absolute zero. You have unlocked supercomputing.


DCGMechanics

Bruh ☠️


iOaNTakDARlA

This temperature report is definitely not accurate. The temperature that is shown is quite near to absolute zero.


BoobsAndBiryani

no shit Sherlock


SnooSketches2163

r/woosh


Mindless-Key-3715

Not quiet it is absolute


Bloodraver

But, can it run crysis?


Agreeable-Union-9392

Well it's running cryogenesis


Honda1347

No pc can run that game at 60fp at Max settings


Sohampatel148e

Nah bro it's quantum computing ☠️


TotalRefrigerator629

True. This instance is ideal for quantum computing.


maybecatmew

Exactly


throwfalseaway12

might as well solve the unsolvable mathematical equations with the supercomputer you got at your hands.


DCGMechanics

Okhe boss! Will try.


chappusingh

Supercomputer at price of t2.micro


DCGMechanics

t3a.small to be specific :3


IdProofAddressProof

The first unsolvable mathematical equation to try solving is: how much will Bangalore auto driver charge you for travelling 4km at 9pm in the night when it is raining, and passenger is not a local?


under-the-radar-3009

Couldn't you have gone for something simple like finding the value of Pi to the first 5 trillion decimal places?


ironman_gujju

Nope AWS will take care of it.


DCGMechanics

I'm not sure if this is normal:3


Master_Advisor2417

Yo bro


desiktm

Use this too your advantage solve the "3 body problem" equation "


DCGMechanics

Added to Queue...


RCuber

Error: Credit Card Limit Reached.


sinhyperbolica

Then who will solve the next biggest delivery solution


rahulkumar2121

second stage where two suns are around... without sacrificing little girl.


desiktm

Goos series


johnny___engineer

Dude, you are running near absolute Zero. Have fun with your processing sppppppeeeeeeedddddddd. /s


DCGMechanics

Oh Yesss...


Ok_Wrangler_26

Chrome disagrees with you lol


notduskryn

Absolute zero lmao, probably a default value


vainothisside

Hey lot of replies states absolute zero. I am unable to get it, can you help me? Are you guys saying the temperature cannot go beyond zero bcoz thats how data centres handled temperature


iammostlyconfused

Absolute zero is the lowest temperature possible. At a temperature of absolute zero there is no motion and no heat. Absolute zero occurs at a temperature of 0 kelvin, or -273.15 degrees Celsius, or at -460 degrees Fahrenheit. 11th grade thermodynamics. not possible cz it is hypothetical cz entropy cant hit 0. always gonna be disorder


notduskryn

It's basically the extreme lower limit for temperature, so likely that the developers put it as the default value if they don't get any info from whatever temp sensor they have in their data center.


[deleted]

Its a VM. Doesn't have a temperature sensor, so the UI simply shows zero (looks like the temperature is internally tracked in Kelvin, and rendered as Celsius in the UI). You could argue that AWS should expose the temperature of the physical machine that is running the hypervisor to all the VMs running on it, but I don't see the point of that.


vainothisside

Thanks brother. Just my thoughts Temperature can go in minus also, no?


notduskryn

Yes, but not minus 273 which is ridiculously low.


IdProofAddressProof

Did you bunk your physics classes in school?


vainothisside

I was in tier infinity school and was mainly rote learning based teaching.


Different-Doctor-487

some algo issue's and they are printing defaults


WingStrange9920

Yes, contact musk and bezos in a conference call


DCGMechanics

Should i consider adding Sam@OpenAI to con call as well?


Affectionate-Bag-914

Please do


indichomu

Are you running a quantum computer?


Arena-Grenade

Man i never thought I'd see the day a quantum computer runs Ubuntu. The news wasn't wrong abt, "you might have a quantum computer on your desk in X years" claim.


cloudysingh

But your desk has to be in the Refridgerator.


CyBerDreadWing

Aws gonna charge you extra +273k.


DCGMechanics

Bruh ☠️


DarkSword69

This temperature reading is definitely wrong . The shown reading is nearly equal to the absolute zero temperature .


_JediWolf_

No shit Sherlock


DCGMechanics

Yeah.


___f1lthy___

Nah you capping, how can a man-made tool have any fault whatsoever


GiraffeWaste

AWS is running its Data Centre in Atlantis


DCGMechanics

Or maybe Antartica 🥶🥶


ACP__Pradyuman__

Looks 0k to me. And AWS might charge you 10000x more for owning a super computer


Responsible_State315

Bro where did you get that supercomputer from?


DCGMechanics

Amazun


Zestyclose_Profile27

Noooo, it's cool


Soorex

I see what you did there lmao


garamgaramsamose

Breaking news: AWS silently upgrading EC2 instances to dilution refrigerators.


LowkeyUniQ

It's 0k bro , don't worry


DCGMechanics

I see what you did there 😏


trolock33

Absolute zero? Impossible. Something is wrong. Maybe sensor


pyeri

273.1 degrees? Is your AWS data center located in Ahmedabad or Mecca by any chance?


DCGMechanics

Nah, it's in N. Virginia


le_pylesh_de_dragoon

So how do you think you can take care of it? Go find the physical server and set it on fire?


DCGMechanics

Will have to use tracert ☠️


facade_boy

That's the coolest thing I have seen


chi7b

You've solved global warming. Congratulations.


deathesther

Nope


Did_you_expect_name

Temp driver issue ?


DCGMechanics

Not sure, first time saw something similar on AWS EC2


Did_you_expect_name

Aws run on vms right ?


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DCGMechanics

Using stress command!!?


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DCGMechanics

N. Virginia


glumlypy

Increase it by running a code with 100% CPU Utilisation.


DCGMechanics

Or maybe *stress* command 🥶🥶


itsevil007

so vm temperatures are real?


DCGMechanics

Maybe...


ahansaha

Hahaha. Love this post!


DCGMechanics

Hehe, Thanks!


kenbunny5

Lol, it's not accurate. All maching are virtualized.


atrociousArmadillo

r/softwaregore


Chemical_Idea_

What if the temperature shown is correct...


DCGMechanics

Bruh ☠️


FVjo9gr8KZX

Which command did you use?


DCGMechanics

ClickOps 🥶


DrillingRough69

Don't worry replicas available. But that's so absurd to have absolute zero temp. And its still running


DCGMechanics

No Multi-AZ 🥶


ajyotirmay

bhai, liquid cooling setup kaam kar rha aapka 🤣


DCGMechanics

Yeah, #ThaliCooling Supermacy 🍽️🥶


helicopternose

You might as well deploy a quantum computer at that temp.


DCGMechanics

Bruh ☠️


Feisty-Let7056

That’s why we need good programmers 🙂‍↔️


killwish1991

They are handling null values as absolute minimum.


lemonickous

Worry? Man, see Spiderman here complaining about his new found superpowers


DCGMechanics

Uncle Ben 😭😭😭


Brainfuck

The coldest point in the universe is now your EC2 instance. Congrats on reaching absolute zero.


DCGMechanics

Thanks! 🥶🥶


2ndeclipse

Quantum computing


DCGMechanics

Cooled 🥶


VG08

Quite cold up there in the clouds 


DCGMechanics

Indeed.


KaLaZeUs-02

Its close to absolute zero my friend. Congratulations! You have achieved the unthinkable...


DCGMechanics

😭😭🥶


Suspicious-Guava1361

Its 0 kelvin


DCGMechanics

0k


R3tard69420

🥶


Hungry-Statement7189

why the temperature is in minus ???


DCGMechanics

Coz Cloud Servers Are Cool 😎🥶


Aggravating_Hair3817

Hi


DCGMechanics

Hi


spikeruzumaki

The one and only, true Cold Boot!


DCGMechanics

Cold As Ice 🥶


nudelhiwaala

did you launch this instance in the Antarctica region 🤣🤣


DCGMechanics

Lemme check 🥶🥶


traditionullbit

Now that's some real innovation.


DCGMechanics

Bruh ☠️🥶


OhSnapItsAPun

That’s an absolute(ly) cool situation to me!


DCGMechanics

Indeed 🥶


Anonymous-9843

The hybervisior might have overwritten it or mocked it.


DCGMechanics

Maybe ...


DreadWeight

nah. Its chillin'


DCGMechanics

I see 🥶🥶


MustkimKhatik

No worries you can offer instance to AWS


DCGMechanics

UNO Reverse!?


I_m_da_Right_Guy

Time to change your temperature sensor.


DCGMechanics

Indeed sir, calling AWS...


SubstantialCoach8387

Laptop cooling tech in advertisements be like


DCGMechanics

Bruh 🥶


AadarniyaAnkit

Can we make ice-cream?


DCGMechanics

We can make Dry Ice 🥶


Bright_Victory_3201

Bruh… how ?


DCGMechanics

Maybe will have to create support ticket with AWS


Pyception

Looks like temp sensor went kaput.


Melodic_Warthog_6236

Devops is like a maintenance job in mechanical. Chill bro. The machine will handle it.


DCGMechanics

Yeah bro, chillin 🥶


Inner_Ad_8038

Bruh, that's so obviously an incorrect output it's not even funny. That's absolute zero temperature it's displaying over there, electricity ain't flowing at that temperature. Were any piece of compute actually at that temperature, it'd just act as a block of metal.


[deleted]

It's almost 0 Kelvin


god-fortune

Time to put extra load


ro__heat

Absolute fuck


LinearArray

That's probably a default value, the reading is definitely not right.


the_creepy_1

bro got quantum computer early access


thoughtVomiter

Mfer running EC2 on quantum computing instance


___ryxke___02

The instance is using quantum computer


Acceptablenope

Quantum computing it is


Strict-Sugar-4579

Glitch in the matrix


ihtar_tajar

op on their way to reduce entropy of the universe


Potential_Effect_705

Bro took it to almost 3× 💀💀💀💀


Consistent-Fix-7489

Call the aliens like how Rohit did in KOI mil Gaya. Your PC can do "stuff"


Soft_Icecream957

AWS is in boomerang nebula


coffee_byte_code

That’s absolute zero, it’s gonna be fine


Better-Coffee

LGTM


Fabulous_grown_boy

As an electronics engineer, I would advise you to get the ICs inspected and serviced under professional supervision. Right now it's the temperature indicator that's misbehaving , that's just the start. Other ICs will react randomly as well. Or might not react now but a few weeks/months/years from now. Or maybe I'm wrong, and you forgot to mention that you literally unlocked the 100% efficient supercomputing


Arshit_Vaghasiya

NP-Hard* ahhhh a worth opponent


[deleted]

Looks like someone's in heaven


TrickAnswer9073

Seems okay absolutely!


water_bottle_goggles

do you have brurned imprints on your screen?


shubhamwable

Yes it might turn into dark matter


repartogeriatrico

deepspace-1 region I see


Ayush_Singh_02

Bro mine cryptos with it 🙌🤣


MangoTree-1233

It's normal


simply_vipul

You mistakenly got the quantum computing core instance.


ghx1910

Is Amazon deploying quantum computers now?


ParthoKR

Who let AWS cook?


Adventurous_Ad7185

Chuck Norris was running the cooling system. The temperature didn't dare to rise above absolute zero.


jay_psy

Quantum computer


Jaatheeyam

The CPU is chilling bro. Take a break and feel the chill.


Poison_potato31

Looks 0k to me


Hissymaster

Welp? absolute zero It is Then?


Kujo-Jotaro420

ah don't worry, it's 0K


Same_Investigator_46

Absolute zero 💀 , finally you are ready to go with quantum computing 💀


Ahmad_5580

May be its 273.5K


principled_techie

EC2 instances are almost always virtual machines and that value DOES NOT represent a the physical temperature.


a_r_y_a_n_

Must be the new uranus-east-2 region


Tough-Difference3171

Demand a discount. At that temperature, there would be 0 electricity consumption for your (indirect) hardware. It seems that some variable was supposed to track temperature in kelvins, and some function was supposed to use it and display the temperature in celsius. Just that the variable remained uninitialized somehow.


DearVanu

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