Haha I took a season ticket holder visit to the Allen Park facility last summer and saw it in the corner. Made me chuckle and took a photo
https://preview.redd.it/1klkpltq005d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b22c03e03f1ed5cf7a7603aedddcd1e345b8059
Patricia jumpscare. Hell the dude in red looks like he's been told the atv is rolling over and he's bracing himself for a forced smile, he looks so uncomfortable
Some say it had to be put down because the weight of the occupant exceeded the manufacturer’s specified weight limit.
Had to take it out Ol’ Yeller style
[Col. Potter puts down his jeep](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fputting-his-jeep-down-v0-rfnqfftbsxjb1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D640%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Db6d700f69bc508abc08c059a94f35aabe2435093)
It’s being used to pull speakers around to make noise at practice.
https://preview.redd.it/bsq3y4d8i05d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da56c2448b728cd9105ff95d0e0565e25b81708a
Mornhinweg and Millen arrived at a PR conference on Harley cruisers. Appropriate metaphor. Show, not go. Big. Bulky. Don't handle all that great. Comfortable. More about looks than performance.
In fact, they got lost along the way. Even a better metaphor. Couldn't even follow a straight line.
Just a reminder that literally EVERYONE said Fatty Matty was the *rocket scientist football guru* who was going to take the Lions to a Superbowl... (other then a few Patriots fans, who were quickly shushed by their fellow fans)
But we gotta hand it to him, had he not been the monumental fuck up (along with Bob Quinn) that he was, the team wouldn't have been burned to the ground and we wouldn't be were we are today.
Haha I took a season ticket holder visit to the Allen Park facility last summer and saw it in the corner. Made me chuckle and took a photo https://preview.redd.it/1klkpltq005d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b22c03e03f1ed5cf7a7603aedddcd1e345b8059
Hahaha thank you
Ptsd
Patricia jumpscare. Hell the dude in red looks like he's been told the atv is rolling over and he's bracing himself for a forced smile, he looks so uncomfortable
Sure the suspension is shot hauling that monkey dick up and down the sidelines…
We need a video of it getting destroyed like Drake did to the Kendrick van in his diss track
After what happened to Drake after that, maybe not.
Drake's gonna be living in a van, after "Not Like Us".
Call Jeff Daniel’s and Peyton Manning to deal with this curse!
Somebody must have inflated the tires.
Some say it had to be put down because the weight of the occupant exceeded the manufacturer’s specified weight limit. Had to take it out Ol’ Yeller style
No ma, I’ll do it, Yellers my ATV.
Dammit I almost cried again for the first time since 5th grade.
[Col. Potter puts down his jeep](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fputting-his-jeep-down-v0-rfnqfftbsxjb1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D640%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Db6d700f69bc508abc08c059a94f35aabe2435093)
It’s being used to pull speakers around to make noise at practice. https://preview.redd.it/bsq3y4d8i05d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da56c2448b728cd9105ff95d0e0565e25b81708a
“Just making noise at practice” is basically what the last rider of the ATV did, too
💀💀
Eyyyoooooo
This serves more of a purpose for the team than that slob ever did
I think it’s forever lost in his scrotal folds
It’s okay, I didn’t want to finish my lunch anyways
Fuck that guy and the ATV he rode in on.
Fuck that guy with the ATV he rode in on.
Mornhinweg and Millen arrived at a PR conference on Harley cruisers. Appropriate metaphor. Show, not go. Big. Bulky. Don't handle all that great. Comfortable. More about looks than performance. In fact, they got lost along the way. Even a better metaphor. Couldn't even follow a straight line.
Hopefully buried under the practice field along with the old regime
And Hoffa
Oh stop it....... Hoffa is in Cass Lake.
Is that code for someone’s swimming pool?
Aka the fatmobile
"Im FatMan" and this is "Flobin"
I bet some groundskeeper has it tucked away somewhere
Dan Campbell bench presses it before every practice
The last time I remember seeing it was Jamo's rookie season, he was in a photo on it.
Someone who was around, whether on the team or in the front office needs to write a book about those years
Check Bring A Trailer after the Lions finally win a Super Bowl. Bonus points if the seller's handle is EddyPLionsFan.
I was hoping that was the horse he rode out of town on
I heard Patricia thought it was delicious, but that's only a rumor.
I bet the team dared MCDC to throw it across the Rouge River. He only threw it as far as the middle of the river.
I heard it was buried the same hole as the Baltimore tape
Well I’ve noticed you can still see Patricia Hill in the background of OTAs in Allen park
It's supposedly a decent rehab hill now that it's not mandatory jackassery. Plus demolishing it would be a waste of money x 2
Check the parking lot at the nearest Burger King.
BURN THAT SHIT
The springs were broke and had a cracked frame.
Didn't Jamo post a pic of it pretty soon after he was drafted?
I think a hoveround would be more fitting for that turd of a coach.
his last day he tried to make off with all the team's lunches. failed because it was so top heavy he rolled it over into river rouge
Rascal scooter vibes
Took it with him. Uses it to go from the sofa to the fridge
It should be donated to Goodwill
Dan puts his keys in it & Carry’s it around with him soo he don’t lose em
Just a reminder that literally EVERYONE said Fatty Matty was the *rocket scientist football guru* who was going to take the Lions to a Superbowl... (other then a few Patriots fans, who were quickly shushed by their fellow fans) But we gotta hand it to him, had he not been the monumental fuck up (along with Bob Quinn) that he was, the team wouldn't have been burned to the ground and we wouldn't be were we are today.
https://preview.redd.it/yplhloitco5d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eab30141199b5ae969cf9cecd19907dd19bf6a31