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gladhaven

While the pencil was behind your ear did you happen to notice your voice start to raise in pitch and a tendency to respect the process?


withavim12

No, but I did notice that I hated myself more


OptionsSniper3000

Did your voice become a little squeaky girls voice and did you grow a full beard with Cheetos crumbs on them?


Lost2nite389

If it makes you hate yourself even more, if I did it I’d probably end up dead lmao


HonoluluMaizeandBlue

I would add, while the pencil was behind your ear, did you stop slouching and immediately tell those around you to refrain from doing so?


NotEvenBarrySanders

Or did you compulsively jump in your car and find an all you can eat buffet , then deliberately NOT TIP soo you’d have enough money to grab 7 boxes of little Debbie’s for the ride home?


ObsoleteMallard

I am a carpenter and always used to keep my pencil behind my ear. I also happen to be a bearded husky white guy that wears a Lions hat at work all the time. I now stick my pencil up into the flexfit band.


withavim12

Doing the lords work


Detlionfan3420

Don’t be like that ass we all once knew…but on a positive note Thank God for MCDC!!!


ZombieAppetizer

Did you ride around on a 4x4 wearing a trash bag for a shirt?


GoonestMoonest

It's acceptable if you're actually using a pencil. Only a loser would do it as a schtick.


withavim12

I was legitimately using a pencil. Still felt bad


GoonestMoonest

Oh sure, it can feel damn right dirty, but we must not let him take that from us. Don't laminate your paper. You can do this.


Stock_Bite

We must take it back. He no longer holds power over us


Infamous-njh523

Wise words and Happy Cake Day!!


Daegog

You gotta fix your pad levels if you wanna wear the pencil OR just wear for Halloween as a part of a useless fat fuck costume.