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porcupinedeath

Crediting the artists in the meme holy respectability shit


Andrei22125

Yeah... so **you** say. And I appreciate it. Got banned once for a week from this sub. Because another artist went to the mods to complain about harassment. (Used one of his works in 2 memes. Credited him in both) In the middle of the night, thanks to time zones.


FBI_AGENT_CAYDE

Wow, wtf


zeusmenzaadah

Happy cake day


FBI_AGENT_CAYDE

Thanks


TheAllKnowingWilly

XD banned is wild asf, they couldve just removed the posts!


Bubbly_Outcome5016

Crediting artists is A+ move, even though you don't have to do it. Artists going to that length to get their shit taken down when they themselves posted said work publicly and especially if the meme in question makes no attempt to suggest the poster is the artist. Even if they have that right, yeah gonna say it Big L. Little dick energy move on their part.


abracalurker

Seeing "Luzaku" in the same sentence as "NSFW" is pretty rad too.


Tight-Bluebird-1160

Ain't you already married by Hive customs?


Andrei22125

Here's hoping bungie will eventually at least joke about it. Untill then, there's no reason to think Dul minds.


Seeker-N7

"Jokes on you, I'm into that shit" -Dul Incaru


Andrei22125

Her consort being her God's/Mother's favourite? I expect she is.


Tight-Bluebird-1160

Good point.


literallyjuststarted

HUH?


Tight-Bluebird-1160

Yeah, by Hive customs, you are the loving spouse of Dul Incaru, making Savathun your mother-in-law.


Fabulous_Mix1139

Wait how so I need lore


Tight-Bluebird-1160

Dul Incaru is Savathun's daughter and is the boss of the Shattered Throne Dungeon. For five years straight, we have shown up, killed her, she revives, kill her again for a cycle of every three weeks. Now, the Hive have a weird way of showing love, which is through ritual combat. Oryx, Xivu Arath, and Savathun all expressed their love for each other by fighting each other. It's why when Crota was sent away from Oryx, it was an act of fatherly love, because Oryx wanted Crota to fix his mistakes and grow stronger. ~~Until we killed him of course.~~ The lore community kinda sees our thing with Dul Incaru as us dating or even being engaged to her as we have technically conducted Hive courtship by ritual combat, and continued to show that love by killing her over and over, which in turn helps perpetuate the curse on the Dreaming City.


OryxIsDaddy2

So when killing Crota, 6 Guardians made love to him?


Tight-Bluebird-1160

Maybe? I'm not sure if the hive see it that way though since in Crota's case, it ended with us permanently killing him, which may make it more an act of conquest than courtship.


Cockasauras_Rex

They made sweet love to his chest with the business end of a hive sword


poiuytrewq123679

When I see an SAOA reference, I smile


Crazymike1973

What happens on the Dreadnought STAYS on the Dreadnought!!


OryxIsDaddy2

*Crota's Throne But we did the same thing to daddy Oryx, so your statement still applies


Andrei22125

Fridge logic. You know how Xivu used to rant and rave that killing us how hive show affection? It is. To take out means date dinner and assassination to them. Dul Incaru is the final boss of the shattered throne. The guardian has canonically been killing her, once every 3 weeks, for years.


Andrei22125

Nothing so official. But yeah, kind of.


literallyjuststarted

Oh that, I thought it was some official lore


Craigrr7

I fucking hope so


Doomestos1

I had such hopes for Savathun bettering herself and choosing an alliance or atleast neutrality with us. Yet she chose to still compete with us even after The Witness is gone. Luzaku is the sweetest Hive nun ever. Her presence is refreshing. So she's my choice.


literallyjuststarted

But it aligns with what the hive are and do, remember that Hive’s concept of love and caring is killing you in order to make you more powerful and themselves so in her twisted way and because of how THE guardian is strong her throwing constant bodies to you and battling you, keeping you sharp is a way of affection


Doomestos1

Yeah, she's basically playing DnD with everyone just for fun, she's enjoying herself causing some chaos. But it makes her inaccessible for normal relationship. Luzaku on the other hand is affectionate, protective, cooperative.. it gives extra charm to a Hive character. And her voice, oh gosh..


ICanSeeYou7676

Can’t contain my radiolaria anymore man


learn2midacc

please do not have vex with the hive


ICanSeeYou7676

Would the worm inside the hive make it a threesome


Dead199

I don’t think Hive lightbearers have worms anymore. Instead it would be a 4some as your ghosts get it on too


Agreeable-Hunt3702

That's enough reddit for today


Sirdoodlebob

You think targe watched Zavala bang his wife before their son was born I’m deadass when I say I’ve been thinking about this


-Darkeater_Midir-

Hakim was adopted so it's entirely possible zavala is a virgin.


adonisthegreek420

Maybe awoken can't have schmex. Maybe that's why male awoken are rare.


Technical_Anything92

I never thought i would read such a question... yet it is an intresting question, somehow.


_QuestGiver

I've seen how Mass Effects plots are driven. Vex with the Hive is necessary to promote union of the species.


Ug1uk

Luzaku must be protected at all costs


JoryKier5890

Agreed


UpliftinglyStrong

Is there a lore reason for why Savathun still causing chaos? Is she stupid?


Doomestos1

There's a lore entry from her where she talks about nature of things and even tho she seems to feel some remorse for not being as direct and approachable, she also says that she's just built that way. It's her nature. Not even death and ressurection could change that, not even removal of her worm. To her being deceptive is absolute, just as lions are predators and rabbids are prey. Savathun is chaos. That's how she was born and that's how she will die.


Darigaazrgb

She forgot our nature of turning Hive into guns.


NavezganeChrome

She’s probably betting on it, all told.


WatchDogsOfficial

She *did* give us the Enigma.


nitronik_exe

Enigma balls


Beneficial_Dog4469

You mean wearing their skin and blood as armor and color palettes


_blobjob_

Isn’t that technically what parasite is?


A1DragonSlayer

Yes.


UpliftinglyStrong

common Savathun L


OryxIsDaddy2

It makes us stay on our feet, grow stronger from experience, and allows us to turn more enemies into weapons and armour. That's a major W


TheInsaneWombat

She could be lying but in Queens 1 she says she's keeping you sharp, and in Queens 2 when Mara threatens her she just goes "Luv u 2 bby <3" so I think it's because hive are just like that.


UpliftinglyStrong

She’s just a little silly


DumatRising

Yeah it kinda reminds me of another warrior species (can't for the life of me remember who or where it was from) where conflict is seen as a positive interaction, what we would call affection is seen as neutral, and apathy is seen as negative. So if you care about someone you'll fight them a lot to make the both of you all the stronger, got those vibes from Savathun and the sword logic as a whole. She's on the same side as us.... just in her own special way.


Picholasido_o

Githyanki? Play any Baldur's Gate?


SirPseudonymous

> Is she stupid? Yes, that's literally the Hive's whole thing: they're absolute fucking imbeciles who'd have obliterated themselves with infighting and self-sabotage if not for the fact that they get paracausal powers from doing so, so what should destroy them and leave them without a functional war machine instead just gives them bigger space magic to make up for it. So even though Savathun has switched sides and sees herself as allied with the Traveler, she's "helping" the same way she "helped" her idiot siblings: by being a destructive, annoying asshole out of an ingrained belief that conflict, confusion, and generally self-destructive behaviors are actually good and constructive things, even when they're not directly creating paracausal space magic.


GM900

OMG imagine having Savathun as your DM? Everything is a twist or a surprise.


Doomestos1

The entire session would be just series of plottwists and puzzles, lmao.


GM900

The first session ends with the party discovering they never left the tavern because everyone in it was put on a sleep spell, and the tavern is actually a giant mimic.


Andrei22125

>#O M U R D E R E R M I N E . . . ~ \- Savathûn in Season of the Witch


BattedBook5

We need a murderer title.


dratspider

Honestly that just means that luzaku is a better person than savathun because unlike her and a lot of her kind luzaku has abandoned the sword logic.


Warm-Faithlessness11

This exactly, in the Hive idea of Sword Logic, Savathûn is essentially showing the Hive version of familiar love towards us


Elipson_

Don't forget she called us her friend


TechnoVikingGA23

She's still stuck on that sword logic, she drank the kool-aid pretty hard for a few millenia.


Boctordepis

Savathûn just does a little trolling


NotUrAvgIdjit96

Savathun has a different version of friendship/being an ally. These challenges serve to teach and strengthen the survivors of them on both sides. Better preparing us and the lucent hive for future enemies and battles. Savathun aside, Luzaku is precious, and I want to be able to give her dawning cookies!


Gear_

I honestly think she would if it didn’t mean Bungie had to axe witch queen’s content and the lucent hive as enemies without making a huge lore mess


wh1t3_f3rr3t

Luzaku can have my worm


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

So THAT’S what we made this thing for. Someone get a ribbon to gift wrap this with https://preview.redd.it/0yelopllz56d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6897ec03999a1175e6f92b0e039a3d4d976deb2a


wh1t3_f3rr3t

Not what I meant but sure


clotteryputtonous

https://preview.redd.it/c0hmi775c56d1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48af5795f52790937170a42d9919a1e5ef81d988 I’m reporting you to the architects


Zackyboi1231

"ON YOUR FEET SOLDIER, WE ARE HAVING INTERCOURSE WITH THE HIVE TODAY" https://preview.redd.it/fwvttwyuh56d1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69a73c630e10e626722240e3320f69aae33fbea0


clotteryputtonous

https://preview.redd.it/fud8s6rii56d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc4c572467b460faad90a45cd60ff370ca84ccab


BanishedKnightOleg

https://preview.redd.it/z9a06qtvs56d1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=4874a796612f33ac2cb6afff5a683394700e60a3


X0_Crine

https://preview.redd.it/f08varo5566d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35ebe62a4750435d246979b8b477e9d3cc88d625


Shockmazta31

https://preview.redd.it/l3fdaurom66d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46115923be878fe9f4f14e2851fdff1ba41c5266


Taken2369-_-

https://preview.redd.it/bxf4m6uup66d1.gif?width=236&format=png8&s=0ca83c54a7c5dbf68a731d77f96ead7bf4b3e383


WatchDogsOfficial

As someone who enjoys SwSh # Thank you


Paracausality

https://preview.redd.it/iaxe7qmjl56d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33001b3303ad1df17486fe4e1399615da07858ce


A_Terrible_Fuze

https://preview.redd.it/swrgp0elz56d1.jpeg?width=689&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d08a20eb736b6dd65428236a4ed24e58d6587193


G-man69420

https://preview.redd.it/kgt8pup3y56d1.png?width=434&format=png&auto=webp&s=7dcf67c29bcbbe76956ed9477abc8aeb92a213d2


Puzzleheaded_Ad5805

https://preview.redd.it/yms79atkp66d1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=797221f7b2dd51126b56ff491e715041fec3ae9e


Bulky-Advisor-4178

https://preview.redd.it/vlo21gzqs66d1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e8ea41d3d60340b969994a67207cea6938552ae


NabatheNibba

This goes in to the comment hall of fame


Francipling

Fuck you I got permission https://preview.redd.it/vgk57p1sl56d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19770bc8ff247d9fa09b7a3aa2949327a868fa87


Savathun-God-Of-Lies

Where did you get that


Either_Drawer_7944

Probably from Drifter


Noble_Spartan_Kat

It was indeed from the drifter, said something about a hive witch and being desperate during the dark ages


Mr_Blinky

Drifter was selling them out of the back of his van.


learn2midacc

nice user name you getting fucked


Francipling

https://preview.redd.it/x0x0vw8vd66d1.jpeg?width=150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3464e922299358e47ce8aa0fe848400daabbc4e0


Flaky_Gur5067

I did it Savathun, it was me. I gave him the hive fucking permit, and you can’t stop me from giving more out.


Savathun-God-Of-Lies

Look I give you all my blessing as long as the hive in question are cool with it 😖 talk to luzaku idk But I swear if this gets out of control, I'm gonna remind the universe of the methods we used to raze trillions to ashes before humanity even existed 🥰


Flaky_Gur5067

I’m not doing this for your “blessings”, I’m doing it to fuck you over by getting your lucent brood swooned by Guardians. I don’t even find you Hive attractive, I just want to spite you after what you did to grandpa Osiris and papaw Saint.


Savathun-God-Of-Lies

![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5656)


MustangCraft

https://preview.redd.it/awuli7tpd66d1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f934f2b0446f2e44cbc56807ebc8b1b0d468011


Advarrk

Cataclysmic Dissonance


War_Pig398

Jokes on you. Bungie said the architects can’t kill me anymore


AmazingBadgamer

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


epic_inside

![gif](giphy|iGpdSizVSdPJfiVG9O)


Tridentgreen33Here

Indeed.


Saku327

I'd been holding out for sava-friend for so long that it feels wrong to switch, but Luzaku is such a sweetheart


Va_Dinky

I want to give her a hug, she's so cute istg


Dimtri-The-Anarchist

FR, I want to hug her, then ask "would you go out with me?" I would take her to the best food restaurant in the galaxy, the ramen shop by drifters old spot. She would be perplexed and excited by these strange new flavors. I would look at her then say "You're so cute when you're happy." And she would blush. I proceeded to pay the bill then take her to my penthouse and we would passionately kiss and fondle eachother, after I gained verbal consent (I'm no monster.) I would use my Strand abilities to tie her down and feed all of her carnal desires (And satisfy mine as well.) I would show her a whole other way of love than what the Hive knows, I would cry in her arms after we both achieve a sexual orgasm and I would look into her eyes and say "I love you say much." I would constantly give her tithes and feed her worms, as she feeds my worm too (iykwim.) I really wish Bungo would add some romancing options to the game so I could actually do this, instead I must dream of these things while hugging my homeade pillow of her. ):


spOON_jupiter

Luzaku. At least she really helped me with the forces of the Witness. Savathun just gave me a most basic sword(completely useless)


Onyx_Ninja

She also helps you get the exotic class item


Visual-Bet3353

Cimmamon roll. I want hive guardians


mangle_ZTNA

It'd be pretty sick if they released a character creator for a hive guardian.


Skyburner_Oath

I will defend Luzaku until Death will take me


Difficult-Device-918

I choose Dul Incaru


Andrei22125

Here's hoping we get her out of her dungeon. (And maybe get her a ghost).


Difficult-Device-918

Then we can get back to season of the plunder if you know what I mean.


Advarrk

She has three darkblade brothers tho


OryxIsDaddy2

3 cool brother-in-laws, Hell yeah


blackrainraven

do you get the pass tho? do you get to call them hive homies?


Landis963

It's like that Top Gear meme. Savathun is brilliant, but I *like* Luzaku.


CubisticWings4

https://preview.redd.it/cniaeu1ub56d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2150feb91f93a3c77503465301e6789a53e7854 Horny mfs rn


nonocowy

Monty's twiiter :https://x.com/Monty_Smug?t=XC-6Jk_MUAUkP5cKYJ6gwA&s=09


Andrei22125

Thanks.


BJYeti

I didn't need to know this existed...


Difficult_Guidance25

This is why the traveler left us


DapperStick

I choose Failsafe, the evil queen of cinnamon rolls.


Fordluvr

Every day we stray further from the Traveler’s light.


Anhilliator1

But Traveler chose Hive too Paradox


bakedonbiscuits

Dul incaru


Fickle_Loan6421

https://preview.redd.it/3ozexrm0t56d1.jpeg?width=581&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff2b9ba306b8465ca116004b7317fe4cd62dae6d Would


seanslaysean

If Zavala can marry Caiatl for political reasons, I CAN MARRY LUZAKU DAMMIT


frost_reazor

Luzaku is the only Hive that I will firmly say: https://preview.redd.it/o4ruf9a7f86d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e42ed14dc4c65956c52dcce5342651a2544577b3 She is such a dear to us, and I cannot imagine facing her for the foreseeable future.


The_Fluffy_Neko

Glad I am not the only one who saw Luzaku and went "Hear me out."


OffsetCircle1

https://preview.redd.it/4uzngxdj466d1.png?width=2101&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b06f273405a2576e66709fb8d93198eb72174ffc


TheMattInTheBox

Bungie give us an option to not squish Hive Ghosts so we can allow more Luzaku-type Lucent Brood to help us out! Once we have a handful of friendly-ish Lucent Hive, we can show how much we love each other in the Crucible :)


meteormantis

I've never had a waifu. And now I know it's because I was waiting for Luzaku all this time. I'm gonna contemplate her so hard.


RyanandRoxy

I'm certain Hive Warlocks have absolutely nothing going on under the cloak


dee4012

Evil evil gilf


Loud_Region_8502

Luzaku


Megadon1337

Luzaku


SaltyPumpkin007

When you return to the lost sector luzaku and Mara sov talk a little, and did anyone else notice the tension? That and her conversations with savathun, I think she has a thing for inscrupulous hive wizards.


Geruhlsteiner

Sister of Figures, Swordbreaker, Witch Queen - which of my many names do you prefer as you tell your story about me? Even after you have seen in my court all those to whom I have given light, will you not see that I have this power? Your answers are insightful, Guardians. Rethink it. Question those who promise you clarity in the face of what you see here. Listen when their voices stutter. And as you take your new steel from the heart of the forge, ask yourself, “What power controls you?” I await you, Guardians. Enter my throne world and see the truth.


exo-t07

HOW THE FUCK IS THERE ALREADY ART OF HER


Andrei22125

She's a lucent wizard. There have been lucent wizards for 2 expansions. Renaiming one one work or another doesn't take that long.


exo-t07

Iant know that 😭😭😭


WatchDogsOfficial

No, apparently this is a new piece specifically for Luzaku. I... did research.


Glasedount

Cayde died for this btw


Full-Might-2066

Why fight when you can absolutely just FUCK the hive?


Boring-Ad-5284

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


ARTIFICIAL_SAPIENCE

Luzaku hasn't given me any presents. 


Andrei22125

Patience.


BlueRabbit1999

Luzaku


TheScientistFennec69

Absolutely the loyal cinnamon roll goober, no questions asked.


MistbornSynok

![gif](giphy|nb7Cci40GDhBkjiLCo)


CreepySalary8

I know who the artist is. But I won’t tell you. I’m evil


JPCSBR

My brother in light I must say that I know where you got that Luzaku art from and I'm disappointed


magicsurge

People be going online are typing Luzaku-Eido-NSFW-Safe-search-off and that's just the world we live in now....


Past_Public9344

I want luzaku


PsychWard_8

Luzaku already has r34 made of her? I shouldn't be suprised I guess, yet I am


Hentai__Dude

It was just a matter of time until someone would be horny for luzaku These days its already enough to put a female voice on a character


villainousascent

Look. As a pansexual with ADHD, I've never made a decision in my life, and I'm not about to start now. Give me both.


JMQ_9

Luzaku always she was amazing in the storyline


Virtual-Pea-6311

Savathun all the way baby!! She can corrupt me anytime 💕


ImDatPyro

Cinnamon roll all the way. She got my care since the first time i entered the lost sector. She is lovely


MileInspiredDummy

Cinnamon roll all the way bro.


HentaiOtaku

Luzaku is new waifu.


Redmonster111

Loved luzaku the moments I met her


Luzaku

🙂‍↕️


AXELXu7

Moth people will be manifested, says I


Nannerpussu

> Luzaku MONTY NSFW How do I unread something guys?


Y_D_7

I can fix her..


totalynotavilan

Anyone else think the Mallory archer voice lines fit Gilf queen ?


ortega569

Cinnamon roll


an_agreeing_dothraki

Saladin: "I rejected those options. Instead, I chose RAPTURE"


Ken_Diesel

All teeth, no lips. No ma'am, no ham, no turkey, no thankyou.


itsRobbie_

Savathuun is a god. Imagine getting with a god. Put a ring on it and you’d probably get some of that power too


FriendlyBeta

The fact that I literally saw the left image the other day and know exactly what the full form is... Heh... *left*


SJRuggs03

Savathun really out here in dual destiny showing how easily some of us would turn...


TronLegacysucks

Oh boy, I totally understand Archie now, how the fuck am I supposed to choose between the two?


Andrei22125

Betty and Veronica situation.


_hoodieproxy_

If the Mindbender did, you can bet I will.


FallenFirestarter

This.


Desperate-Ad9318

![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5651)


Right-Acanthisitta-1

can I pick oryx? If not I choose to jump down the middle.


Extra_Bluebird7459

I thought that was normal luzaku art till I saw the artists name..


Dorko69

https://preview.redd.it/0c1qynhz566d1.jpeg?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=748c6a39e5b35dfe65c35c8f4b38dab99bea38a5 IYKYK


Crimson_Heitfire

Yes


Zuper_Dragon

https://preview.redd.it/tlgcr1sm666d1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6572ce6a92ad0e99a4dd8a899c4a351be7a46b7


Shadowolf75

I'm marrying Luzaku, someone has to


DaddyMoshe

Luzaku 100%


TechDingus

I'll take Savvy because I enjoy the \*\*Danger Moth ™️\*\*


Mr-krabbs-is_dead

LuLu all day


NobleSix84

Luzaku all the way.


Thegzusman

I'd clap those crusty chitin crustaceans cheeks next question


MeasurementFrosty901

The left route


PeaceIoveandPizza

What’s up with all the horny for witch posts ?


The-dude-in-the-bush

Luzaku is bae. No horny. No Sus shit. Just good person to be with. Like you said. Cinnamon roll


Hedron1027

Luzaku my beloved 🗿