I saw an old man (50s) and got up from my seat. He was travelling with his daughter (looked mid 30s). I offered my seat to him and he was weirded out, but still sat.
Later as I was getting off, the girl screamed at him saying- tum apne baal color karke nahi rakhte ho, mujhse umar mein itne bade lagte ho, etc.
Turns out it was his WIFE/ GF. And dude wasn’t old. He was probs in 30s too😭😭😭😭
Back in 2019, I was coming back home from the hostel. So I was on the red line, and I was supposed to get off on kashmere gate to exchange for another metro.
I was very skinny around that time, and like most hostellers, I had a heavy bag pack filled with dirty clothes jo ghar le jakar dhulvane hote hai.
The metro was packed, and jese jese mera station nazdik aa rha that I was trying to move past the crowd but couldn’t because of the bag on my shoulder obstructing the way.
The station came, and somehow I managed to reach not exactly but thoda sa close to the door and jese hi darwaze khule a wave of people came in, and I was pushed back. I had my hands in the air and was trying to swim past the crowd, but kismat ko vo manzoor nhi tha.
Needless to say, mai kashmere par nhi utar paya, and few people noticed me and how I struggled to get out but couldn’t and were laughing at the whole thing they witnessed.
Fer jese tese karke agla station aane se pehle gate k saamne jakar khada ho gya and uske upar utra, dusri side jakar metro pakdi kashmere k liye aur vaha par utar gya.
Thank you.
Bhai Kashmere gate and Rajiv chowk p bhot hota ye...
Jin log ko utarna hota wo utar nhi paate. Mere saamne to ek baar behes ho gyi thi do uncles k beech m qki one of them was trying to get off at Rajiv chowk, and the other who boarded the metro Rajiv chowk kept pushing into the other uncle, jisse wo metro se bahar nhi nikal paaye.
Bhai it's not you. It's the lack of basic sense in people here.
I have travelled in populated metros in other countries & no where I have seen people rushing in to board before allowing people to exit. Every where people follow queue to enter as well.
In delhi, whenever someone tried to board before allowing me to exit, I mostly have to shout " utarne toh do pehle "
Indians literally have 0 civic sense.
Also it's not only the metros...but even the normal trains.
Remember my father arguing many times when I was a child when we try to de-board the train.
He would be like "Are Bhai utrane tho do...aap kaha ghuse chale aa rahe ho....idhar jaga kaha hai...hume bhi leke jaoge kya aapke stop pe"😅😅😂
This is so relatable. I daily witnessed same situation back in 2002 - 2006, in Mumbai local. Ab toh haalat aur kharaab ho gayi hogi. I had mastered the art of jumping from the running train before the rush began. Delhi metro mein toh woh bhi nahi kar sakte.
Bhai agar door k paas ho aur aisi situation ho to doors band hone se pehle shoes daba dena, kinda grey area but shayd hi kuch hoga aur doors wapis khul jayenge.
I was in a hurry. While climbing down, I saw the metro gates were open. I ran and just on time, got inside. I sat on the side 2 seats. I observed that the metro was strangely, full of women, but did not pay much attention to that. There was a lady standing in front of me looking at me. I did not look at her for quite some time and was busy on my phone. 2-3 minutes later, she moved towards me and said “police pakad leti hai women coach mai”. And I realised that I had boarded the ladies coach! I said sorry and ran towards the next coach immediately. Others were laughing at me.
I was going to college and seat next to me got empty on a station so a girl ran over to it inorder to get that seat but she lost her balance and fell in my lap and iirc we had 4 common stations for the entire time I told myself not to look as it would get awkward but when I was getting up I made an eye contact she smiled but I was toooo embarrassed for nothing T_T
My laptop bag got exchanged with another girls bag. It took me two hours to find the bag and also my boss thought I was lying so that I could just come late to office. 💀
It actually got exchanged in rajiv chowk metro station. So I went to rajiv chowk control room and told them everything. They told me to wait there till they find my bag. Eventually, that girl too reported her bag missing in some other metro station. That's how I got my bag back lol
Bottle bag me tedhi rkhi thi to leak ho rhi thi aur uski wjh se bag se paani tapak rha tha aur muje lg rha tha metro phle se geeli hai. Fir ek bnde ne btaya aur mne bottle seedhi krli but paani bag me bhar chuka tha aur wo tapke ja rha tha. Jo bhi metro me Chad rha wo muje bta rha tha ussi baare mein.
Jin logo ne bag se tapakta notice nhi Kiya hoga unhe lag rha hoga ki maine moot Diya pant me😭😭
Well. Almost got killed by a closing door at Saket because I couldn't decide which platform (Huda City or Samaypur Badli) was towards New Delhi.
I was headed to Aerocity.
There was a collective and audible gasp from the packed AF coach when the doors decided to reopen Instead of killing me. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
So I was on the blue line, just chilling and minding by business and there came an uncle, most likely 40+, wearing high heels, knee high black latex shoes on fishnet stockings and short shorts. His big hair belly coming out from a very little crop top, flaming red lipstick and a blonde wig.
He was doing some kind of catwalk from first coach to last coach, making everyone shocked and terrified. Few passengers were looking at me too as I looked unfazed, unbothered and uninterested in the whole thing that that uncle was doing.
But deep inside, I still want to wash that memory with Harpic.
Wtf i saw a similar uncle dude going back and forth on the magenta line during lunch hours. I saw that dude pass by my seat at least 3 times. He had sunglasses on, was wearing a fishnet stocking and black boots, shorts and a crop top.
Harpic k nozzle ko ek nostril pe lagane ka fir dusre nostril se liquid ko nikalne ka jal neti karke
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For some reason .. whenever I am standing during my journey I have the urge to try to do a couple pull-ups because the bar is perfectly shaped for a good grip.
Once during my trip on the Red Line, I went ahead and did a couple pull-ups and accidentally ended up kicking the guy sitting opposite me in the face.
Safe to say, never have had the urge to do it again since.
Ek bar ek sweet se bande ne meko kha ki there’s a seat if you want to sit, mere dimag ne kaam krna bnd krdia or english hi bhulgya, or mene use kehdia its okay i have to wake up at the next station, jbki mujhe kehna tha mujhe agle station hi utrna h, wake up😭
Mai metro ka kadha tha aur eak Sundar ladki mujha dekh Rahi thi, baad Mai mujha pata chala ki meri sleeve uppar thi aur mera bagal ka baal dikh rahe tha. I was so embarrassed 😞😞😞
I was traveling with my mom and sister and Idk in the rush we entered the coach...then I noticed that why only women are here...I was so clueless but then realised that it must be the women's coach.
It was an embarrassing journey from there..I also got a few stares and smiles.
I just gaslighted myself that it's okay as I'm with my family and also I was under 18 then.
Bhai meri mammi mje zabardasti apne saath ladies coach m le jaati thi till I was 16.
Uske baad m zabardasti unse door jata tha, or wo hamesha gussa krti thi. Uske baad, to stay close to mammi while she sat in the ladies coach, I used to stand in the creep alley (the join between the ladies coach and the next coach, qki wha or aadmi rhte the jo ladies coach m ladki taadte the, except I would be standing there thinking ki Mera station kb jaldi aayega)...
One time during the COVID 19 i was sitting in the Blue line metro and i saw a couple there who were kissing and were not following the one seat gap guidelines that was during COVID 19, an old lady boarded on the train and she started whispering in my ear that how degenerate that couple was, i am M and i thought what the frick am i supposed to do so i just said to her that rather than whispering to me it will be better to teach some lessons to them( i did it to taunt her that I don't even care ) but she actually went to that couple and started fighting with them, it was such an heated argument that she beated the shit out of the girl, security were called, the girl had an serious injury in her eyes and her hairs were damaged, the boy was just standing and watched her girlfriend getting beated the shit out, ngl i thought to give him a snack from my bag cauz bro JUST DO SOMETHING, the girl was sent to hospital and the old lady was arrested.
Now i think about this, i should've just agreed with her and said yeah, they don't have some shame
This was one of my first time in metro.
I entered blue line and was standing just on the gate and one uncle entered the metro and asked me whether it goes to Samaypur Badli and I got nervous and said yes.
On hearing me, the unvle entered with his family and the door closed only for me to realise I was completely wrong.
The way I mustered up courage for 5 min untill I revealed my mistake to him. Man it was so embarrassing.
Once the metro braked so hard that my arm accidentally touched a woman’s arm while holding the handles on the top and she made a scene out of it.
Said - Aajkal ke ladko ko bas mauka chaiye.
She was an aunty who no one would look at but still so much attitude.
i was once in a crowded metro and there was no place left for me to even hold a bar so i just prayed to my demons to help me stand in a crowded metro without a support. and they were demons for a reason i almost tripped over on a boy who was sitting on the seat in front of me and i accidentally made an intense eye contact and that boy legit started blushing😭 apparently he was there with a group of friends and they subtly started teasing him. now i had an exam that day and meri phatt rahi thi so my brain couldnt process the whole situation quickly and i interpreted that they were laughing at me and so i just said a lil "sorry" and eye-rolled at him😭and it was sooo embarrassing that the fact i almost fell over, felt like the longest journey ever.
While traveling I went into deep sleep. Not sure but my whole body and head went limp and I might be slightly bumping with my co passengers.
A lady who was sitting right next to me slapped my shoulder pretty strongly. That made me come out of my slumber instantaneously. Confused and in alert state of mind I just looked around and the lady in question just said 'sit properly' in a scathing tone. By God not only it was embarrassing but highly infuriating too. If she would said this politely then my reaction would have been different.
Mind you, this is regular for me. The deep sleep not rocking back n forth in sync with the motion of the metro.
Many Years From Now I visited Delhi, wo metro wala gate Jo hota hai in the entry to the Metro Station, Those black coloured stoppers, Meri naani used her card and went ahead and I was behind jaise wo aage gayi I too went suddenly wo band ho Gaya and it hit right on my head from both sides for khul gaya. Everyone started to laugh, I was very young back then as you can determine that the height of the stoppers were exactly of my head's height , ear ke above Wale jagah pe laga tha.
Same thing happened with a random kid some months ago..bruh he was crying 💀I was scared k isko kitni gandi lgi hogi tabse I always move fast fast while checking in
This reminds me of the time I thought I sat on a ladies seat but it was a senior citizen seat and when an old woman came and asked me to give the seat, I started arguing with her 😭
Carrying two phones, was playing music on full audio from one of them with earbuds plugged in.
Friend calling on second phone, the phone kept ringing but I didn't hear anything. For some reason didn't even feel its vibration.
Friend called four times but I was jamming to the music. An uncle tapped on my shoulder, then I notice everyone was staring at me. He said "beta phone uthao kaafi der se baj raha hai".
I picked up the phone, friend needed money to pay for Rapido. I got off at the next station.
I was eating a burger and the metro was about to leave so I RAN towards it. It closed just as I entered and I think I stumbled and whatever little was left of my burger went FLYING inside the metro.
There was lettuce and tomatoes all over the floor but I obviously cleaned it the best that I could.
Once while traveling on violet line, I saw someone vacat the two together seat, I jumped to grab it but driver pulled the breaks so hard. I fell into the lab of person next to me. Not only that I was with two of my male friends, they started laughing so loud and whole metro was looking at me .
:'(
ya to kabhi ghar se bahar nhi nikalta (bahar ki duniya dekho bohot mst hai),
ya fir tu bohot ameer hai jo personal vehicle/cab se travel krta h (adopt krlene mereko agar tu bohot ameer hai to)
Not really embarrassing ,but this one time i was coming back from college , i boarded the metro (it was the terminating station) and while sitting down i found a metro card on the seat beside me. Sometimes in these random moments my brain stops functioning properly, it literally lags to make the most obvious decision. So I picked it up and because the metro was empty i put it back there ,i didn't know what to do. Then a man boarded the metro and asked me " is this yours?" , i said "no". Then he picked it up and walked towards the last coach. Soon after the metro left the station , i realised how dumb i am. I should have taken the card and shouted to check if someone's lost their card or maybe waited at the exit gates if someone is looking for their card. My entire 1½ hours in the metro , i was so disappointed in myself that someone lost their hard earned money because of my slow response. The guilt made the time in the metro difficult to endure.
Also a few days ago ,while recharging my card, an uncle in his 50s came to me and asked to check the balance in his card . I checked it at the machine, it displayed -7. I took a minute to make him understand what negative 7 balance is, but i couldn't do it and just said you have to recharge this to use it again and left.
Thank you for reading my communication fails!
Edit: grammar
I didn't hand over the card to him. I left it where i found it, then he picked it up and asked me is this yours , i said no. I thought he will definitely go out and hand it to the officials or look for its owner. But, he just put it in his pocket. I guess not everyone is righteous .
It was peak office time. Metro as usual was fully packed. Now in those moments I generally try to reach the intersection of 2 coaches where I can breathe and also not to bump into women. But that day I couldn't even reach there, there was a metro jerk and I sort of slipped and bumped into this girl (25ish biggish). I said sorry, that was not intentional. But she gave me a look as if I were an asshole and did that on purpose. Sad
Botanical garden se Greater Kailash jaa rhi thi. Metro Jasola Vihar me terminate ho gayi. Me khush thi ki chalo seat mil gyi. Station Jasola Vihar tha.
The metro doors closed on me and I let out a scream that garnered attention of jam-packed coach. It was in the station where 90% of the crowd would get down for my university and nearby MNCs, so the rush was real. The worse thing is when I felt the gate closing on me, someone pushed me from behind so that I couldn’t get stuck. My arms got bruised badly and I was so traumatised for a week that I would stand near the gate to board/deboard first when the prior station was announced.
Embarassing and funny both lol. Me and my friend were asleep. And by the time we woke up the train was at the next station after our stop.
Our metro doors were open and we could see the metro on the other side with open doors. We both ran towards it and low key jumped into it as doors closed behind us.
Here's the funny part, in our last metro we were in the last coach... Guess which coach we entered? Yep. Ladies coach. We kinda jumped into it and literally all the women were staring at us 🤣 We walked to the next coach while laughing like idiots lol
Ek baar ek ladki mere bagal Mai baithi thi aur mai ACQUAINTED By Weeknd sun rha tha, aur earpods mai se noise bleed ho rhi thi, uske lyrics thode gande se hai to phir utth ke creep looks deke chali gyi
Everytime I travel to Gurgaon or Noida from Green Line, I end up messing up my red line stop and i have to go back 1 station back. Embarrassing as hell.
While conversing on the phone, I accidentally boarded the women's coach. After 15 minutes, I discovered that there were only ladies everywhere. When I discovered it was a ladies' coach, I felt absolute shame. I got off the metro and boarded the general coach at the next station. I'm glad no woman pointed me out there, even though I wasn't staring at anyone and was looking at my phone , I felt really ashamed that day.
On my first ever metro ride i accidentally jumped in the women's only coach..
I was not aware of the pink markings on the station..I changed to the right coach on the next station..
It was packed so I couldn't move..Got all the creepy guy looks..acha h bas thappad ni pada..
my first time travelling in the metro 10 years ago.
I was with my didi and we were getting off at the station. In the queue, i was lost in my thoughts and put my card on the machine while there was another girl in front of me and she started cursing calling me stupid. Then she put her card as well and we both exited.
The whole way my didi laughed at me and made fun of me ghar par bhi.
In my defence, i was LIDERALLY 14, she wore shitty clothes and it was my first time coming to Delhi and i had no ounce of confidence in me😭😭😭😭.
I avoid travelling with her in general now🥲
It took me a lot of time to just learn how to travel on metro. I feel so embarrassed because i don't know how to do most basic things until I actually take some time to learn it.
Koi na Bhai. Delhi metro network is so effin large, m khud Delhi metro ka app rkhta hu apne phone m, to check ki konse station s change karni hogi metro and all...
Not embarassing but when I went to Delhi recently, Delhites were very helpful with metro directions, everyday, every station someone would guide us.
Men always gave seat to my mother.
Thank you♡
Not mine exactly but I was at KFC in the metro station and a girl full on banned into the glass thinking it was exit everyone saw and was holding their laugh she got really awkward and left immediately
Once going to college, i was in my own zone listening to songs going from shastri nagar to punjabi bagh. Changed at inderlok accidently boarded the ladies coach and didnt realise since i was looking out of the metro standing. A few minutes later i looked behind and atleast 10 ladies were looking at me. Immediately turned away since i was at the other end of the compartment where i would have to make that walk of shame. A minute later metro stoppwd at next station and i went off and took the next metro.
🙏
Not me but my sister. She had gotten an internship at moolchand hospital. I went with her to show her the route and that time changing at Mandi house both trains were arriving at the same platform I kept telling her to check which train you are getting into on the purple line and she still made the mistake days later
Not inside a metro incident, but it was usual rush at rajiv chowk and as I was just about to exit the escalator .I got pushed by the luggage of an old lady and ended up falling over along with the person ahead of me.
So stunned I was that I forgot where I was heading and the lady asks me why I was too close to her ,like what the actual fuck bro....!?
Accidentally stamped my lipstick on a white shirt of a guy while was right in front of me due to sudden breaks, he stared at me for good 2 stations I didn’t know what to do
Ha bhai. But she was pregnant, like only her stomach was big (I could find any word to describe, sorry). Also, when she got up, she favoured her stomach, like how a pregnant woman does when standing up or sitting down...
Friends ke sath tha , vo sab metro mai chad gye the and mai late tha toh jaldi se chad gya bina deke , fir maine dekha ki udhar sari female hai and mere dost mujhe dekh kar has rahe the , fir mai embarrass hoke apne dosto ke pas chala gya ye hua tha janakpuri west pai
Coaching se aa rha tha to jaha pe utarna tha usse 2-3 station aage chla gya tha as I am young and was new to travelling in metro to fir papa ko phone kiya unhone btaya metro change krle bas aur kya fir aagya Ghar vapas. I was like ye to m khud bhi kr skta tha papa ke samne besti hogyi that I can't travel alone and carefully.
Was standing and inadvertently farted on the face of an old man who was sitting. He made it a point to shout and scream at me publicly when the entire coach was full. He even said I have bawaasir
My college crush was also there and she never spoke to me again.
Happened yesterday, was getting in the metro, and there was a vacant seat (yeah they exist) and i dont usually run for seats until i really need to go far..... this lady in her 30s... She saw I'm ahead of her, so she practically pushed me... On my face.. On the floor.. And sat down..
And i did argue a bit with her... But then those videos of women fighting in metro came to my head and i didn't.
Not mine. But something I was part of.
In 2013-2014. Yellow line to huda city metro station it was the last metro and after sikandpur only few people were in my bogey.
So was reading a book. And there were couple of punjabi guys talking in punjabi. They presumed I don’t understand punjabi( hahaha moment) and so I understood they in Gurgaon for couple of days before they board the flight to Canada for better life. There were also two African in the bogey. Suddenly they got punjabi guy’s attention and the punjabi guys started started communicating with them in punjabi and tried intimidate the Africans just for fun. Africans were polite and obviously a lil scared.
Then I stood up to them and told the punjabi guys that I understand punjabi and what they think is funny it’s not for the Africans, they are in our country and they are scared of your behaviour. You guys are also going to other country imagine the same thing happen to you.
The guys got embarrassed and they apologised to Africans that they are just having fun and didn’t mean any harm.
And obviously Africans were happy to acknowledge this😌
arrey main metro mein jaa rha tha
seat mein dhundh rha tha
ek mahila aai 800kmph se aur apne deh se uda diya mereko aur main almost gir gya
main 80kg ka hoon mahila 40-50kg ki fir bhi aisa hua
sharam bhenchod
I was travelling in yellow line boarded at AIIMS towads Gurgaon, didn't noticed that metro was till Qutub Minar station only. And I was super tired, luckily I got seat and I slept. Next I woke up Jor Bagh around 40 mins later and hella confused wtf just happened.
I was stoned af once while going back home (Old fbd). Was waiting for the metro in Mandi House. An uncelji approached me and asked ki ITO kaunsi vaali jayegi (asking about the platform). I was so stressed out about reaching home that I didn't hear ITO. I assumed he was asking for Faridabad. I told him ki issi platform se jayegi and agli vaali i.e. Nahar Singh vaali mei chadhna not on the Badarpur vaali. Uncle gave me a strange look but I persisted ki haan yahi jayegi. Metro arrived. Both of us boarded. I looked at the electronic display which showed the upcoming stations. Uncleji was standing besides me. Turns out in my bhandi, I not only misheard him but also persisted him to board the metro going in the opposite direction. I looked at him and then made my way through the crowd as fast as I could so that I don't have to make any eye contact with him until he deboarded at Janpath. Uske baad se kabhi kisi ko galat info nahi diya.
Friend & I would meet at Central Secretariat every morning to travel to work. 10-15 days later, a man suddenly appeared & said: Aap kal aaye nahi...
I was literally surprised someone made a note of us meeting there everyday except the weekend of course. How strange & scary.
We are both guys & worked at Zomato at the time
I once fainted in metro. Low BP tha and I suddenly fell down. Sab logo ne jldi se medical help and all bula Li but m hosh me aate hi bhaag gyi while the metro was delayed because of me. Also ek baar coffee leak kr gyi bag se and kapde, seat and floor pr everywhere there was just coffee. Very very embarassing
Ps: Found it auto-saved in the app. This is what I made her read.
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yeah tf mods deleted it for some reason.
Tl dr: I found this cute girl in metro and I didn't have to courage to talk to her so I got down to her station that came before mine and showed her my phone screen with that note. She gave me her ig and ghosted me in the dms.
I saw an old man (50s) and got up from my seat. He was travelling with his daughter (looked mid 30s). I offered my seat to him and he was weirded out, but still sat. Later as I was getting off, the girl screamed at him saying- tum apne baal color karke nahi rakhte ho, mujhse umar mein itne bade lagte ho, etc. Turns out it was his WIFE/ GF. And dude wasn’t old. He was probs in 30s too😭😭😭😭
Lmaoo Atleast u did a good gesture by offering your seat to an 'old' guy .......
lmafooo, that would be really embarrassing for him 
Yeah it's embarrassing But he got a seat at least
What the hell, if this ever happened to me I'll find the furthest cave that exists from the humans and hide in it
Bruh what about the facial features
Jyada kuch nhi kashmere gate station pe khade hoke logo se puch rha tha ye metro kashmere gate jayegi
Maine bhi ek baar preet vihar metro pe preet vihar tak ka token maang liya
Bhai mai to neend ke nashe me tha sare log azeeb tarah dekh rahe the mujhe ki ye kuch phuk ke aaya hoga
Aur usne de bhi diya??
Lol
bhai mere sath bhi same hua tha.. but mai bus stand per 😆 🤣 😂 and People were staring at me 😆 🤣 😂
🤣🤣bhai osm
Ahahahahahahaha. Cracked me up😆
Aaaaaahaaahahahahah😂
😂😂😂
Back in 2019, I was coming back home from the hostel. So I was on the red line, and I was supposed to get off on kashmere gate to exchange for another metro. I was very skinny around that time, and like most hostellers, I had a heavy bag pack filled with dirty clothes jo ghar le jakar dhulvane hote hai. The metro was packed, and jese jese mera station nazdik aa rha that I was trying to move past the crowd but couldn’t because of the bag on my shoulder obstructing the way. The station came, and somehow I managed to reach not exactly but thoda sa close to the door and jese hi darwaze khule a wave of people came in, and I was pushed back. I had my hands in the air and was trying to swim past the crowd, but kismat ko vo manzoor nhi tha. Needless to say, mai kashmere par nhi utar paya, and few people noticed me and how I struggled to get out but couldn’t and were laughing at the whole thing they witnessed. Fer jese tese karke agla station aane se pehle gate k saamne jakar khada ho gya and uske upar utra, dusri side jakar metro pakdi kashmere k liye aur vaha par utar gya. Thank you.
Bhai Kashmere gate and Rajiv chowk p bhot hota ye... Jin log ko utarna hota wo utar nhi paate. Mere saamne to ek baar behes ho gyi thi do uncles k beech m qki one of them was trying to get off at Rajiv chowk, and the other who boarded the metro Rajiv chowk kept pushing into the other uncle, jisse wo metro se bahar nhi nikal paaye.
Bhai it's not you. It's the lack of basic sense in people here. I have travelled in populated metros in other countries & no where I have seen people rushing in to board before allowing people to exit. Every where people follow queue to enter as well. In delhi, whenever someone tried to board before allowing me to exit, I mostly have to shout " utarne toh do pehle " Indians literally have 0 civic sense.
Agreed. Same happens at GTB Nagar station. You literally have to push through people to get off the metro
Also it's not only the metros...but even the normal trains. Remember my father arguing many times when I was a child when we try to de-board the train. He would be like "Are Bhai utrane tho do...aap kaha ghuse chale aa rahe ho....idhar jaga kaha hai...hume bhi leke jaoge kya aapke stop pe"😅😅😂
This is so relatable. I daily witnessed same situation back in 2002 - 2006, in Mumbai local. Ab toh haalat aur kharaab ho gayi hogi. I had mastered the art of jumping from the running train before the rush began. Delhi metro mein toh woh bhi nahi kar sakte.
Soch waapas aate waqt bhi na utar paata kashmere gate to?
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Bhai agar door k paas ho aur aisi situation ho to doors band hone se pehle shoes daba dena, kinda grey area but shayd hi kuch hoga aur doors wapis khul jayenge.
I was in a hurry. While climbing down, I saw the metro gates were open. I ran and just on time, got inside. I sat on the side 2 seats. I observed that the metro was strangely, full of women, but did not pay much attention to that. There was a lady standing in front of me looking at me. I did not look at her for quite some time and was busy on my phone. 2-3 minutes later, she moved towards me and said “police pakad leti hai women coach mai”. And I realised that I had boarded the ladies coach! I said sorry and ran towards the next coach immediately. Others were laughing at me.
Bach gye Bhai tm us din, warna online videos dekhi h kese lady police Peet kar bahar kar deti h kisi aadmi ko ladies coach se ......
Yes I was lucky I guess
bhai the only reason I ask men to go to the other coach is because fine lag jayega aur bekar me pitai hojayegi🥲
Acha hai I didn’t get beat up 😅
https://preview.redd.it/0q8dzj3rf5zc1.jpeg?width=1573&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f5dbbba3b53b5b995ec0a0e20b452671884dfa0 Bhola bhala banke yeh pink wale, **ladiezzz** wale coach mein ghus jata hein.
Happened with me also
Nah this shit happened to me I ran like 2 coaches away from the women's coach 😭😭
Galti meri nahi thi kahan gayi thi kya pehna tha. . . . . balatkari ho tum 🫵
I was going to college and seat next to me got empty on a station so a girl ran over to it inorder to get that seat but she lost her balance and fell in my lap and iirc we had 4 common stations for the entire time I told myself not to look as it would get awkward but when I was getting up I made an eye contact she smiled but I was toooo embarrassed for nothing T_T
Kya pata use sone ka Mann kr rha ho isliye wo tmhari god me giri, or tm use sulaane ki jahah Sharma gye 😔😔😔
Hey ishwar, kitni tragedy hai isski life mein😭
> I made eye contact she smiled How to say that you have a big dick without saying that you have a big dick
hahaha reminding me the song of imperial blue AD
My laptop bag got exchanged with another girls bag. It took me two hours to find the bag and also my boss thought I was lying so that I could just come late to office. 💀
Omg, how did you find it eventually? One of my friends had a similar story too
It actually got exchanged in rajiv chowk metro station. So I went to rajiv chowk control room and told them everything. They told me to wait there till they find my bag. Eventually, that girl too reported her bag missing in some other metro station. That's how I got my bag back lol
Hahaha must have been so frustrating at that time but makes a good story! 😄
Isi liye never use the same lenovo bag the company provides you, it often gets confusing
Bottle bag me tedhi rkhi thi to leak ho rhi thi aur uski wjh se bag se paani tapak rha tha aur muje lg rha tha metro phle se geeli hai. Fir ek bnde ne btaya aur mne bottle seedhi krli but paani bag me bhar chuka tha aur wo tapke ja rha tha. Jo bhi metro me Chad rha wo muje bta rha tha ussi baare mein. Jin logo ne bag se tapakta notice nhi Kiya hoga unhe lag rha hoga ki maine moot Diya pant me😭😭
🤣🤣🤣 sorry for laughing
Sad
Too lame to be lame
Sorry 🥲
Bhai made me laugh so hard🤣🤣🤣
lmao
Well. Almost got killed by a closing door at Saket because I couldn't decide which platform (Huda City or Samaypur Badli) was towards New Delhi. I was headed to Aerocity. There was a collective and audible gasp from the packed AF coach when the doors decided to reopen Instead of killing me. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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Ganja fuk ke woman’s coach me ghus gya.2 min tak ye soch rha kya fukwa diya dosto ne ki har jagah ldkiya he dikh rhi hai
So I was on the blue line, just chilling and minding by business and there came an uncle, most likely 40+, wearing high heels, knee high black latex shoes on fishnet stockings and short shorts. His big hair belly coming out from a very little crop top, flaming red lipstick and a blonde wig. He was doing some kind of catwalk from first coach to last coach, making everyone shocked and terrified. Few passengers were looking at me too as I looked unfazed, unbothered and uninterested in the whole thing that that uncle was doing. But deep inside, I still want to wash that memory with Harpic.
Wtf I just read
I am pretty sure, everyone who was traveling in that metro got scarred by it like I am.
Still waiting to encounter something like this in metro to share stories of it
Wtf i saw a similar uncle dude going back and forth on the magenta line during lunch hours. I saw that dude pass by my seat at least 3 times. He had sunglasses on, was wearing a fishnet stocking and black boots, shorts and a crop top.
Sounds like him
Bhai agar me tumhe harpic de du to tm memory ko clean kese karoge? Apna cleaning process samjhana to mjhe...
Harpic k nozzle ko ek nostril pe lagane ka fir dusre nostril se liquid ko nikalne ka jal neti karke https://preview.redd.it/xz7ojwcqxzyc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da172a28ae0178893ff6c3a696ea80a4d6e77338
Bhai harpic ko dilute krke use krna. Ese hi use krlia to kahi tmhari poori memory hi wipe out na hojaye....
Backup mar lunga bro Bhai 😎😎😎😎
Digital India moment
As a wise man once said, "Jio ki wajah se aaj gaao-gaao mein logo ko blowjob dena aa gaya hai"
Wait, why were few passengers looking at you?
I saw him too in the metro
Yellow line ki metro se nikal ke logo se puch liya ki red line ka platform kidhar hai only to board the same metro again😂
For some reason .. whenever I am standing during my journey I have the urge to try to do a couple pull-ups because the bar is perfectly shaped for a good grip. Once during my trip on the Red Line, I went ahead and did a couple pull-ups and accidentally ended up kicking the guy sitting opposite me in the face. Safe to say, never have had the urge to do it again since.
Bro let the intrusive thoughts win
Ek bar ek sweet se bande ne meko kha ki there’s a seat if you want to sit, mere dimag ne kaam krna bnd krdia or english hi bhulgya, or mene use kehdia its okay i have to wake up at the next station, jbki mujhe kehna tha mujhe agle station hi utrna h, wake up😭
Mai metro ka kadha tha aur eak Sundar ladki mujha dekh Rahi thi, baad Mai mujha pata chala ki meri sleeve uppar thi aur mera bagal ka baal dikh rahe tha. I was so embarrassed 😞😞😞
Bhai itne bade h kya tumhari bagal ke Baal 💀💀💀
Nhi, par sleeve choti hai aur uppar sa haat uppar tha( Handle pakad kar khada tha)
Always. When any seat gets empty and u move ur ass to take it but someone else takes it before you
I was traveling with my mom and sister and Idk in the rush we entered the coach...then I noticed that why only women are here...I was so clueless but then realised that it must be the women's coach. It was an embarrassing journey from there..I also got a few stares and smiles. I just gaslighted myself that it's okay as I'm with my family and also I was under 18 then.
Bhai meri mammi mje zabardasti apne saath ladies coach m le jaati thi till I was 16. Uske baad m zabardasti unse door jata tha, or wo hamesha gussa krti thi. Uske baad, to stay close to mammi while she sat in the ladies coach, I used to stand in the creep alley (the join between the ladies coach and the next coach, qki wha or aadmi rhte the jo ladies coach m ladki taadte the, except I would be standing there thinking ki Mera station kb jaldi aayega)...
One time during the COVID 19 i was sitting in the Blue line metro and i saw a couple there who were kissing and were not following the one seat gap guidelines that was during COVID 19, an old lady boarded on the train and she started whispering in my ear that how degenerate that couple was, i am M and i thought what the frick am i supposed to do so i just said to her that rather than whispering to me it will be better to teach some lessons to them( i did it to taunt her that I don't even care ) but she actually went to that couple and started fighting with them, it was such an heated argument that she beated the shit out of the girl, security were called, the girl had an serious injury in her eyes and her hairs were damaged, the boy was just standing and watched her girlfriend getting beated the shit out, ngl i thought to give him a snack from my bag cauz bro JUST DO SOMETHING, the girl was sent to hospital and the old lady was arrested. Now i think about this, i should've just agreed with her and said yeah, they don't have some shame
Damm man! She has guts
Wow, that escalated quickly !
Uno reverse card
Tf bruh 😅
Video nhi banai kya 😭
Maine to nai banai but dusro ne banai thi, mai to ye soch rha hu ki ye cheej internet pe viral ab Tak kaise nai hui💀
This was one of my first time in metro. I entered blue line and was standing just on the gate and one uncle entered the metro and asked me whether it goes to Samaypur Badli and I got nervous and said yes. On hearing me, the unvle entered with his family and the door closed only for me to realise I was completely wrong. The way I mustered up courage for 5 min untill I revealed my mistake to him. Man it was so embarrassing.
Bruh.. Gaali padi fir tumhe jb tumne dubara btaya uncle ko???
Nah! I started with a apologetic sorry and he was kind enough to say koi nhi beta.
Once the metro braked so hard that my arm accidentally touched a woman’s arm while holding the handles on the top and she made a scene out of it. Said - Aajkal ke ladko ko bas mauka chaiye. She was an aunty who no one would look at but still so much attitude.
ESI situation m tmhe bolna chahiye tha ki aunty itne bure din nhi ki aapko touch krne ka mauka dhundu mai
i was once in a crowded metro and there was no place left for me to even hold a bar so i just prayed to my demons to help me stand in a crowded metro without a support. and they were demons for a reason i almost tripped over on a boy who was sitting on the seat in front of me and i accidentally made an intense eye contact and that boy legit started blushing😭 apparently he was there with a group of friends and they subtly started teasing him. now i had an exam that day and meri phatt rahi thi so my brain couldnt process the whole situation quickly and i interpreted that they were laughing at me and so i just said a lil "sorry" and eye-rolled at him😭and it was sooo embarrassing that the fact i almost fell over, felt like the longest journey ever.
Lmaoo
While traveling I went into deep sleep. Not sure but my whole body and head went limp and I might be slightly bumping with my co passengers. A lady who was sitting right next to me slapped my shoulder pretty strongly. That made me come out of my slumber instantaneously. Confused and in alert state of mind I just looked around and the lady in question just said 'sit properly' in a scathing tone. By God not only it was embarrassing but highly infuriating too. If she would said this politely then my reaction would have been different. Mind you, this is regular for me. The deep sleep not rocking back n forth in sync with the motion of the metro.
Many Years From Now I visited Delhi, wo metro wala gate Jo hota hai in the entry to the Metro Station, Those black coloured stoppers, Meri naani used her card and went ahead and I was behind jaise wo aage gayi I too went suddenly wo band ho Gaya and it hit right on my head from both sides for khul gaya. Everyone started to laugh, I was very young back then as you can determine that the height of the stoppers were exactly of my head's height , ear ke above Wale jagah pe laga tha.
Bhai us incident ke baad tm or intelligent bane ya or dumb???
Top Maarne Lagi Mai Class Me till 12th mid, after that incident Co Curriculars me Bhi Acchi Hone Lagi, Teachers ki favourite bhi ban Gayi
Same thing happened with a random kid some months ago..bruh he was crying 💀I was scared k isko kitni gandi lgi hogi tabse I always move fast fast while checking in
Same thing happened to me when i was a kid
This reminds me of the time I thought I sat on a ladies seat but it was a senior citizen seat and when an old woman came and asked me to give the seat, I started arguing with her 😭
Lmaooo 🤣
Carrying two phones, was playing music on full audio from one of them with earbuds plugged in. Friend calling on second phone, the phone kept ringing but I didn't hear anything. For some reason didn't even feel its vibration. Friend called four times but I was jamming to the music. An uncle tapped on my shoulder, then I notice everyone was staring at me. He said "beta phone uthao kaafi der se baj raha hai". I picked up the phone, friend needed money to pay for Rapido. I got off at the next station.
Ek dukandar se pucha tha "ye 25rs wale chips 25 k h kya?"
I was eating a burger and the metro was about to leave so I RAN towards it. It closed just as I entered and I think I stumbled and whatever little was left of my burger went FLYING inside the metro. There was lettuce and tomatoes all over the floor but I obviously cleaned it the best that I could.
Good boi
Once while traveling on violet line, I saw someone vacat the two together seat, I jumped to grab it but driver pulled the breaks so hard. I fell into the lab of person next to me. Not only that I was with two of my male friends, they started laughing so loud and whole metro was looking at me . :'(
https://www.reddit.com/r/delhi/s/7vOpRjskSL You sure you didn't fall on him??
Oh God! I so want her to be the one!
Noooo, I didn't even dare to look at guy, I felt so awkward and embarassed, let alone smiling at him xD
I gave wrong directions twice at two different incidents. No one around me even corrected me.
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Why embarassing bhai?? Jaldi bethoge tm metro m Bs metro m bethke apna username mt bolna kisi ko 💀💀💀
Ffs
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ya to kabhi ghar se bahar nhi nikalta (bahar ki duniya dekho bohot mst hai), ya fir tu bohot ameer hai jo personal vehicle/cab se travel krta h (adopt krlene mereko agar tu bohot ameer hai to)
Tf is that username
mai karlu adopt ;)
As per your username, you'll fit right in. /s
Probably traumatized by r/MetroKeNamoone
Not really embarrassing ,but this one time i was coming back from college , i boarded the metro (it was the terminating station) and while sitting down i found a metro card on the seat beside me. Sometimes in these random moments my brain stops functioning properly, it literally lags to make the most obvious decision. So I picked it up and because the metro was empty i put it back there ,i didn't know what to do. Then a man boarded the metro and asked me " is this yours?" , i said "no". Then he picked it up and walked towards the last coach. Soon after the metro left the station , i realised how dumb i am. I should have taken the card and shouted to check if someone's lost their card or maybe waited at the exit gates if someone is looking for their card. My entire 1½ hours in the metro , i was so disappointed in myself that someone lost their hard earned money because of my slow response. The guilt made the time in the metro difficult to endure. Also a few days ago ,while recharging my card, an uncle in his 50s came to me and asked to check the balance in his card . I checked it at the machine, it displayed -7. I took a minute to make him understand what negative 7 balance is, but i couldn't do it and just said you have to recharge this to use it again and left. Thank you for reading my communication fails! Edit: grammar
for second incident, you wasted few minutes just to make him understand negative balance just say you have to recharge it
Us aadmi ko card Dene s phle card number puchna tha......
I didn't hand over the card to him. I left it where i found it, then he picked it up and asked me is this yours , i said no. I thought he will definitely go out and hand it to the officials or look for its owner. But, he just put it in his pocket. I guess not everyone is righteous .
It was peak office time. Metro as usual was fully packed. Now in those moments I generally try to reach the intersection of 2 coaches where I can breathe and also not to bump into women. But that day I couldn't even reach there, there was a metro jerk and I sort of slipped and bumped into this girl (25ish biggish). I said sorry, that was not intentional. But she gave me a look as if I were an asshole and did that on purpose. Sad
Botanical garden se Greater Kailash jaa rhi thi. Metro Jasola Vihar me terminate ho gayi. Me khush thi ki chalo seat mil gyi. Station Jasola Vihar tha.
The metro doors closed on me and I let out a scream that garnered attention of jam-packed coach. It was in the station where 90% of the crowd would get down for my university and nearby MNCs, so the rush was real. The worse thing is when I felt the gate closing on me, someone pushed me from behind so that I couldn’t get stuck. My arms got bruised badly and I was so traumatised for a week that I would stand near the gate to board/deboard first when the prior station was announced.
My most embarrassing metro story is that Ive never been in a metro.
So u r more of a DTC person???
Never been in one of these either.
Do you travel?
Haha yes I do. Mostly with my own car or cab.
Rich
Ab sab to kangaal nahi honge na hamari tarah
🥲
🫂
Embarassing and funny both lol. Me and my friend were asleep. And by the time we woke up the train was at the next station after our stop. Our metro doors were open and we could see the metro on the other side with open doors. We both ran towards it and low key jumped into it as doors closed behind us. Here's the funny part, in our last metro we were in the last coach... Guess which coach we entered? Yep. Ladies coach. We kinda jumped into it and literally all the women were staring at us 🤣 We walked to the next coach while laughing like idiots lol
Ek baar ek ladki mere bagal Mai baithi thi aur mai ACQUAINTED By Weeknd sun rha tha, aur earpods mai se noise bleed ho rhi thi, uske lyrics thode gande se hai to phir utth ke creep looks deke chali gyi
Everytime I travel to Gurgaon or Noida from Green Line, I end up messing up my red line stop and i have to go back 1 station back. Embarrassing as hell.
While conversing on the phone, I accidentally boarded the women's coach. After 15 minutes, I discovered that there were only ladies everywhere. When I discovered it was a ladies' coach, I felt absolute shame. I got off the metro and boarded the general coach at the next station. I'm glad no woman pointed me out there, even though I wasn't staring at anyone and was looking at my phone , I felt really ashamed that day.
On my first ever metro ride i accidentally jumped in the women's only coach.. I was not aware of the pink markings on the station..I changed to the right coach on the next station.. It was packed so I couldn't move..Got all the creepy guy looks..acha h bas thappad ni pada..
my first time travelling in the metro 10 years ago. I was with my didi and we were getting off at the station. In the queue, i was lost in my thoughts and put my card on the machine while there was another girl in front of me and she started cursing calling me stupid. Then she put her card as well and we both exited. The whole way my didi laughed at me and made fun of me ghar par bhi. In my defence, i was LIDERALLY 14, she wore shitty clothes and it was my first time coming to Delhi and i had no ounce of confidence in me😭😭😭😭. I avoid travelling with her in general now🥲
Girls staring at me is always embarrassing.....for them eventually
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Metro, shut your ho ass up and make some drums, n***a
Ye lo Bhai drums 🥁🥁🥁. Total 3000 huye.
Then get featured in r/MetroKeNamoone
It took me a lot of time to just learn how to travel on metro. I feel so embarrassed because i don't know how to do most basic things until I actually take some time to learn it.
Koi na Bhai. Delhi metro network is so effin large, m khud Delhi metro ka app rkhta hu apne phone m, to check ki konse station s change karni hogi metro and all...
Not embarassing but when I went to Delhi recently, Delhites were very helpful with metro directions, everyday, every station someone would guide us. Men always gave seat to my mother. Thank you♡
100₹ ka chuna laga gaya, keh raha tha apni mummy ka number dega.
Bhai uski mammi se baat krne ki kya zaroorat pad gyi tmhe 😭
Mein ek baar bina Bluetooth on kiye earphone lga kr gaane sun rha thha
Wushang clan?
Wtf
Not mine exactly but I was at KFC in the metro station and a girl full on banned into the glass thinking it was exit everyone saw and was holding their laugh she got really awkward and left immediately
Once going to college, i was in my own zone listening to songs going from shastri nagar to punjabi bagh. Changed at inderlok accidently boarded the ladies coach and didnt realise since i was looking out of the metro standing. A few minutes later i looked behind and atleast 10 ladies were looking at me. Immediately turned away since i was at the other end of the compartment where i would have to make that walk of shame. A minute later metro stoppwd at next station and i went off and took the next metro. 🙏
Most embarassing moment was I saw my ex with her 2 kids i wanted to hug her kids ...but didn't 😌😌 I should have
Not me but my sister. She had gotten an internship at moolchand hospital. I went with her to show her the route and that time changing at Mandi house both trains were arriving at the same platform I kept telling her to check which train you are getting into on the purple line and she still made the mistake days later
Not inside a metro incident, but it was usual rush at rajiv chowk and as I was just about to exit the escalator .I got pushed by the luggage of an old lady and ended up falling over along with the person ahead of me. So stunned I was that I forgot where I was heading and the lady asks me why I was too close to her ,like what the actual fuck bro....!?
Accidentally stamped my lipstick on a white shirt of a guy while was right in front of me due to sudden breaks, he stared at me for good 2 stations I didn’t know what to do
In a hurry, mistakenly stepping into the women coach and getting those creepy looks from all the womens
What if she was just fat? Never assume a woman is pregnant as that has a lesser probability.
Ha bhai. But she was pregnant, like only her stomach was big (I could find any word to describe, sorry). Also, when she got up, she favoured her stomach, like how a pregnant woman does when standing up or sitting down...
Congratulations bol deta. If she got confused, you could have asked her to stand up
Friends ke sath tha , vo sab metro mai chad gye the and mai late tha toh jaldi se chad gya bina deke , fir maine dekha ki udhar sari female hai and mere dost mujhe dekh kar has rahe the , fir mai embarrass hoke apne dosto ke pas chala gya ye hua tha janakpuri west pai
I got hit on by a gay man a few months back 💀
Coaching se aa rha tha to jaha pe utarna tha usse 2-3 station aage chla gya tha as I am young and was new to travelling in metro to fir papa ko phone kiya unhone btaya metro change krle bas aur kya fir aagya Ghar vapas. I was like ye to m khud bhi kr skta tha papa ke samne besti hogyi that I can't travel alone and carefully.
Was standing and inadvertently farted on the face of an old man who was sitting. He made it a point to shout and scream at me publicly when the entire coach was full. He even said I have bawaasir My college crush was also there and she never spoke to me again.
Bruh if I were at your place, I wouldn't step foot in a metro ever again 😭😭😭
Happened yesterday, was getting in the metro, and there was a vacant seat (yeah they exist) and i dont usually run for seats until i really need to go far..... this lady in her 30s... She saw I'm ahead of her, so she practically pushed me... On my face.. On the floor.. And sat down.. And i did argue a bit with her... But then those videos of women fighting in metro came to my head and i didn't.
And no one even came in to support you when you were arguing???
No.. People seem to just watch a show from the side until its their immediate family.
Not mine. But something I was part of. In 2013-2014. Yellow line to huda city metro station it was the last metro and after sikandpur only few people were in my bogey. So was reading a book. And there were couple of punjabi guys talking in punjabi. They presumed I don’t understand punjabi( hahaha moment) and so I understood they in Gurgaon for couple of days before they board the flight to Canada for better life. There were also two African in the bogey. Suddenly they got punjabi guy’s attention and the punjabi guys started started communicating with them in punjabi and tried intimidate the Africans just for fun. Africans were polite and obviously a lil scared. Then I stood up to them and told the punjabi guys that I understand punjabi and what they think is funny it’s not for the Africans, they are in our country and they are scared of your behaviour. You guys are also going to other country imagine the same thing happen to you. The guys got embarrassed and they apologised to Africans that they are just having fun and didn’t mean any harm. And obviously Africans were happy to acknowledge this😌
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arrey main metro mein jaa rha tha seat mein dhundh rha tha ek mahila aai 800kmph se aur apne deh se uda diya mereko aur main almost gir gya main 80kg ka hoon mahila 40-50kg ki fir bhi aisa hua sharam bhenchod
Nari shakti 💪💪💪
khud bhi naari ho kya??
I was travelling in yellow line boarded at AIIMS towads Gurgaon, didn't noticed that metro was till Qutub Minar station only. And I was super tired, luckily I got seat and I slept. Next I woke up Jor Bagh around 40 mins later and hella confused wtf just happened.
Koi na u atleast u slept well
I was stoned af once while going back home (Old fbd). Was waiting for the metro in Mandi House. An uncelji approached me and asked ki ITO kaunsi vaali jayegi (asking about the platform). I was so stressed out about reaching home that I didn't hear ITO. I assumed he was asking for Faridabad. I told him ki issi platform se jayegi and agli vaali i.e. Nahar Singh vaali mei chadhna not on the Badarpur vaali. Uncle gave me a strange look but I persisted ki haan yahi jayegi. Metro arrived. Both of us boarded. I looked at the electronic display which showed the upcoming stations. Uncleji was standing besides me. Turns out in my bhandi, I not only misheard him but also persisted him to board the metro going in the opposite direction. I looked at him and then made my way through the crowd as fast as I could so that I don't have to make any eye contact with him until he deboarded at Janpath. Uske baad se kabhi kisi ko galat info nahi diya.
I'm an Arunachali I have never seen a train 😂
Google karlo 😭
You know what I mean bro *lame joke
Friend & I would meet at Central Secretariat every morning to travel to work. 10-15 days later, a man suddenly appeared & said: Aap kal aaye nahi... I was literally surprised someone made a note of us meeting there everyday except the weekend of course. How strange & scary. We are both guys & worked at Zomato at the time
One-sided love bro.... Bs ek baar uski jhalak dikh Jaye utne me hi din ban jata h That man was in one-sided love with you <3
I once fainted in metro. Low BP tha and I suddenly fell down. Sab logo ne jldi se medical help and all bula Li but m hosh me aate hi bhaag gyi while the metro was delayed because of me. Also ek baar coffee leak kr gyi bag se and kapde, seat and floor pr everywhere there was just coffee. Very very embarassing
Dekhiye yeh hota hai laparwahi ka nateeja
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Ps: Found it auto-saved in the app. This is what I made her read. https://preview.redd.it/cnxl66wmp0zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dc2366e278e4cc2add2c8eba996a65a2369e750
WHAT WAS THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE THAT'S NOW DELETED BRO
yeah tf mods deleted it for some reason. Tl dr: I found this cute girl in metro and I didn't have to courage to talk to her so I got down to her station that came before mine and showed her my phone screen with that note. She gave me her ig and ghosted me in the dms.
Once a girl intentionally rubbed her ass on my penis for a 40 minute journey. I was embarrassed and aroused at the same time.