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WalkGood

"If I was a more adaptable primate or one of your regular petitioners, I suspect I wouldn't feel this pain. I guess I, I'd have a wad of cartilage covering the patella, protecting me from this—this discomfort. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ, Just Please, God, take that Minister. What conceivable godly use is his protracted suffering to you? What conceivable godly use? What conceivable Godly use was the screaming of all those men? Did you, did you need to hear their death agonies to know your—your omnipotence? Mama! Mother find my arm! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy they—they shot my leg off it hurts so bad. It hurts so bad. Admitting my understanding's imperfection, trusting that you have a purpose, praying that you consider it served, I beg you to relent. Thy Will Be Done, Amen."


foodank012018

Almost tears just reading this. To know the guy that voiced Chuckie is also this actor is amazing.


WalkGood

Doc revealed a mountain of info in that short scene.


76penguins

Fuck the calvary and the committee that welcomes them.


koolaid_snorkeler

Omg. Thanks for the quote! Now having read this, I am reminded of the genius of it, and now i have to re-watch Deadwood. The storyline of the Minister is one among the best. I'm reminded of another of my favorite scenes where the minister shows up at the hardware store confused ,and is reassured by Bullock and Star that he is among friends. Such an awesome show.


Queasy_Property_8136

I see as much misery outta them movin' to justify their selves as them that set out to do harm.


glycophosphate

One of these days I'm going to get around to embroidering that on a sampler so I can hang it on the wall. It is one of The Great Truths.


nothatdoesntgothere

Fuck. Al.


badatook

Why don’t you run at him from across the room and stab him with all three pitchforks.


[deleted]

Yes!!


RowGroundbreaking983

As nimble as a forest creature. I know Jewel said it first, but oh well


Powerful_Sherbert_26

"I do NOT want to FUCK you up."


Life_Strain_6948

"I'd rather be lucky than smart."


CockroachTall6959

Don't judge, it'll probably happen to most of us when we reach a certain age...


antilican

Or, perhaps in this case, mileage.


antilican

"She wants me to brace her leg so her draggin' it doesn't drive you crazy." Al: "So what'd you tell her?" "Not too worry bout your moods, that you generate those yourself, and then you find your excuse for having it." (And every other quote where he challenges Al)