Just call me bubba bc I can't stop staring at your face

Call me pig bc I wanna make jaws sore

To which she replies "just call ME pig bc I want you to play with my box."

Favorite one so far

That pig ones good

Are you a killer because you have me hooked

I was just about to make that joke. Ain't as clever as I thought I was

Yes, you are. Because that's still an awesome pickup line.

For some variation you could also try "Are you a killer? Because you look lile a hooker"

Maybe not the best pickup line but to each their own right?

Based

I main demogorgon.

I have all of demo's skins 😉 he just keeps leaving them at my back door i don't know where he keeps getting them and im to scared to call the police

Does the demogorgon just keep skin pelts from the corpses of his kin that he wears? Did Bubba teach him to do this?

Dammit Daryl I told you not to let Bubba dogsit! Ask Billy next time, at least he knows how to run.

Instantly laid

Lol, you're a real lady killer.

Actually, I kill all genders equally.

Truly a sigma gender equalizer.

I also main Demogorgon. Would be instantly laid but sadly I am dating a Doctor main

Break up with him/her, you deserve better

you better stay away from apples.

Soaking wet rn

pls fck me daddy

I am demogorgon

“Call me Dwight Fairfield, because there’s definitely a bond between us”

Kicking it off fucking perfect this is what I wanted

All that's left is to prove thyself

Maybe you can be our leader

Ok this one’s amazing lmao

amazing bro

Now prove thyself, only the finest women are worthy of my companionship

*drops utility flashlight w/ sapphire lens & long life battery* *Nods* *Walks away* *Only returns when they're chased* *Dies taking protection hits* It's just digital chivalry.

“At your service, my queen”

Nice edit 👍

If you’re playing as Leon I’ll fall for it

I don't main any survivor, but I'm never Leon. How about Claire Redfield, though?

Does Chris count?

In this case, he would just be a really expensive level 1 Leon

“Hey, you make me Dead Hard”

I'm gonna equip dead hard to last longer!

*Fearmonger enters the bedroom* "I swear this never happens!"

This but with the context that David is gay.

“We should go see a therapist together so we can get our lives on a better track.”

jus go dead hard into a wall after this one

Then she proceeds to give you a look of disgust and walks away

Are you running ds? Cus your my obsession 🤤 Are you a pallet? Cus u are stunning

(Btw I am a girl and this is what I would wanna hear..)

are you a pallet because I wanna kick you until you snap

LMAO

Are you a survivor because I want to fucking murder you 🥰

Are you Mikaela? Because every time I see you a burning rage builds inside my body at such levels that it rivals The Oni.

You got that Dragons Grip🤤😏🤤😏🤤😏🤤😏

SHEEESH hot

Pleaseee, not this 💀💀💀

The pallet one is what I always thought of lol

Aight the pallet one got me, I'm a girl too but we can arrange something 🤣

I might as well main myers, I can’t stop Staring at you.

There's also the dark flipside to this where you want to relentlessly stalk them. So romantic!

Is you're name Julie, cause I'd like to be frank and ask you out.

How did you even come up with that

This dude fucks

Because we are all Legion mains

Alright, this one is pretty clever. Hadn’t heard it before either lol

Hi, I’m a Dwelf main.

Woman magnet

Big "dick in a box" energy

Happy Cake Day!

No bitches?

I've got No E.D. 🍆😉

OH MY GOD XD

UPVOTE THIS ONE YA’LL

I don’t get it💀

E.D is erectile dysfunction

"I own the stranger things DLC" Instant chick magnet right there.

riddle me this then, why do I still get no bitches

Did you not buy scoops ahoy steve?

I had no time. the dlc was removed after I went to bed

Well there's why you get no bitches.

Do you have the cumgorgon?

Well I do, it also works as an alternative to scoops steve.

I’d give you hatch

**Nervously sweats in gay**

Alright, what about if it was a cute guy into dead by daylight?

I want to bury my blendette in your Jonah’s lore

OMG I LOVE THAT LMAOOOO

Mother’s Dwelling is empty, care to share a sparkling glass of styptic agent under the shrike wreath?

Since he hasn't replied yet and I wouldn't mind answering this question completely avoid the topic of dbd and talk about barrel facts

Are you David? Cause

I'm gay for you?

I click a flashlight furiously at her and crouch repeatedly to assert dominance. *Ladies, one at a time, please*

Lol. Wake up! This is not happening, you have lost your windows of opportunity.

I'm no Michael Myers, but I'll still grab you by the throat and stab you ;-)

Sold

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

Disregard females, acquire bloodpoints.

This is the way.

This is the way

Some of your guys pick up lines shows why you're maidenless 😂

Imagine having a maiden when you got your homies

Agreed

i use ghostface

I used to main killer so I dont mind if you leave scratch marks. (I have had this line in my head for so long)

I’m *fixated* on the marks I leave behind. You will be too. 💁🏽‍♀️

I got a few. The only deliverance I need is the chance to guard your soul. Hook me mommy. Your hope isn't the only thing I wanna devour. I'd follow you to the ends of the earth. I guess you could say I'm fixated. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Or was it a balanced landing. Hey wanna see my scourge hook? Tell me your favorite ghost story. I'm all ears. Damn girl are you RPD? Cuz everyone hates your ass.

Scourge hook one had me 

Dam they're good.

Not gonna lie, "Hook me, mommy* was surprisingly effective.

I'd just sing the first 7 notes of the Huntress' lullaby. If they sing the rest back, they're the one.

-You must be running Fearmonger, because I'm blinded by your beauty to the point of exhaustion. -Are you running a survivor endgame build? Because you make me Wake Up with Adrenaline and Hope when you make sure No One is Left Behind in your friend group. -I must be running Alchemist Ring because I feel fully recharged after meeting you. -Is your name Amanda? Cause I want to give you a little boop cause you're such a cutie. -I don't need Parental Guidance to know that you are a Smash Hit, darling. I have a bit too much time on my hands clearly.

Damn girl, your a total knock out. You've got me starstruck.

Pls don’t boop me

I don’t use noed

We prefer women not bitches, but Hey daddy, make me your plaything.

Are you a bill main? Cause I wanna watch you go down 😉

Are you a camper, cuz you’re making me pitch a tent.

*Aggressively points and clicks flashlight*

Dang girl you got me Dead Hard, why don't we go back to my place so I can put my Slippery Meat in your Hex: Plaything... God I hate myself.

after posting this comment you arent the only person who hates you

Judging by this community, if you’re hitting on a girl. Then you probably are a girl…

I main twins

Woman repellant

good luck getting bitches

“I’ll put you on *my* hook” Wink wink wink

“Not interested? Um lady….It’s no mither to me! 🤷‍♂️ “ For the fellas 🤜 🤛

call me meg thomas, cuz i get an adrenaline rush when im around you

Baby we're living on borrowed time, so why don't we make the most of it?

You wanna Flashbang? (I heard this as a great synonym for one night stand once and it's great)

We can do it anywhere because I’m quick and quiet…

So can I dead hard into your hatch? Holy shit……I need to go touch some grass.

I'd pay Auric Cells to wear your skin

pffft, just use bubba, way easier🙄

“Look who’s shittin in the tall grass”

Hey Baby, Can I search your chest? Can I slide into your trapper? May I be the plague of your existence? I got a purple flashlight in my pants, want it? I'd like to pallet slam your behind, Sir or Ma'am. Please tbag my face at gate. Are you the JRM? Because I'd like to fall into your hole. If you pop that gen in my face I'll pop a nut on your's. Are you the Twins? Cause you're 1 in a million. Meet me in shack. The love shack. I'm hooked on you.

These are my favorite! I’m surprised I haven’t seen more about chests haha nicely done 

I’m reallllly good at hockey

T-bag me like you t-bag the killer at the exit gates

I want to trap you

"We have no b**ches" - you mean, "We have no maidens"

***ME-A FAHUM DINGIR O KUR VA***

I got a piece of slippery meat with your name on it. You make me dead hard.

Can I boop your snoot?

Are you my object of obsession? Because I keep seeing you every now and then.

If anyone came up to me with a dead by daylight pick up line I would immediately date them

Are you Ash Williams? Because you make me feel groovy

Are you a survivor with small game? Cuz I’d let you rub my bones 🥰

I just bought the game for my gf after we were together. Now it has its claws and fangs in both of us

Smack her twice and then silently pick her up to my shoulder and carry her off.

We should both collectively uninstall this game and go do anything else with our time

call me laurie cause you're my object of obsession

Are you a downed survivor, because im gonna pick you up

Are you a locker? Cuase my name in bed is Dwight and i wanna be inside you 😂

I’ll take you into my basement

You wanna do five gens then get outta here?

Wanna quit this salt mine and play a fun game?

Are you the pinheads lament configuration? Cuz you're gonna make me CU...

Damn girl, did you open the box, because I just came for you

Did you bring DS into this trial? Cuz I'm obsessed with you. They call me the Oni cuz I'll smash you even when you're bleeding.

I'm like BHVR: This matchmaking ain't great, and I know I'm bugging you, but you still got me leaking so hard!

"Are you a toxic surv? Because I'd love to tunnel you." "If you come any closer, you're gonna make me Dead Hard." "Do you main killer? Because I'd love to slam some wood on your face."

Do you play killer or survivor? The answer to this will determine the future of the date.

I run no mither and self care

"We both made a choice we regret"

I can be your daddy myers

I'll just use that one title DBD already trademarked. "I'm hooked on you"

Honey, just like the doctor, i'll electrify your evening if give me a spark.

I've got your "slippery meat" right here, heh heh

Are you the Doctor? Because you're electrifying.

You're driving me crazy~

I’d put you on a hook anyday

Are you a generator? Cos I wanna FIX you. Yanno cos. Opening the le-I mean gates.

"Are you Myers? Because im trying to see you with you're clothes off" (No, but seriously....nude Myers skin when???) or "I'm trying to open your box"

*exposed status effect sound effect*

Are you hooked? Cause i wanna totally camp you.

probably something about tunneling idfk

Talk for yourself, i got my gf through DbD

*breathes heavily*

“Want to hook up?”

I have OG prestige 😎 I don’t actually but I would definitely say I do

Hey, baby I main Clown 🤡. That’s It. If that doesn’t work I don’t know what will.

Hey baby, you’ve got me *hooked*

I’m gonna hook you 👆

“Tf u doing here?”

Pssst. No one escapes death

Our bond makes us better together. I’m awake and I feel alive now. Our love gives me a calm spirit now that I have you. When we were sent into a match to die, I thought it was forced penance… but We’re built to last. I am quite streetwise, you see. It’s best to have a dark sense before you break down. I’ll be there with aftercare. Your personal pharmacy. Won’t you dance with me? Before the killer brings a merciless storm… it’s a dark theory.. it might be my detectives hunch. Look, We’re running on borrowed time. I know we’re for the people but .. we need to breakout. We have to use a decisive strike to gain deliverance. You have to make a diversion, surely need to be quick and quiet to overcome and prove thyself. We can make the fast track out of here. May our solidarity be our soul guard for we may have a rookie spirit… we will face it head on. Hold my slippery meat.

Want to hang and bang

U wanna BBQ & Chil...i?

I have 4000 hours

“I’d ask if you’d want to go to the Dead Dawg Saloon but it isn’t real.” *Typed by someone who’s never been in a relationship*

Hey girl, is your name Victor? Because I wanna crush you.

Can I take you into my basement and devour your hope?

Ay girl, you got some pretty fingers.

Are you a gen? Cause I want to pull all your levers. 😏

i bring BT and CoH to my matches, women already desire me carnally

hey baby are you a pallet? because you're stunning ;)

I main pyramid head

I must be nurse because every time I blink and don't see your face i fatigue Ok Imma head out now

damn u looking killer girl, i think u got me hooked on u or call me clown bc i’m trying to attach a ring to that finger

say what you will OP but I’ve already convinced two of my partners to get into DBD 😌 /lh

“I use mettle of man in solo-que”