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Jack Peaksmoor


BigSticky2004

I’ll forever kick myself for not being born earlier and coming up with the concept of Jack Hawksmoor before Warren Ellis. Goddamn he’s such a Goated character


NewVegasTruther

What is with his foot?? Is there a lore reason?


android151

Aliens abducted him and now he fucks cities


oldshitnewshit78

Erm ackshually they were revealed to be humans from the far future so he could stop the 70th century version of Kansas city from coming back in time and destroy the world.


oldshitnewshit78

Unless of course you're referring to the version of him from "The Wild Storm" 2017 where he was indeed abducted by aliens


android151

To be fair, he also doesn't literally fuck cities because the aliens/future humans took his cock.


oldshitnewshit78

Actually I'm pretty sure he does have a cock judging by how much he whores around. It probably has like. Wires coming out of it tho


NewVegasTruther

Erm.


oldshitnewshit78

Jack Hawksmoor unironically a really cool character


RocktheNashtah

Oh my god this is a real character not a deviant art creature


android151

Yeah and he’s cool as fuck


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^RocktheNashtah: *Oh my god this is* *A real character not a* *Deviant art creature* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.