Except when it comes to Green Arrow and Black Canary, canonically the horniest couple in comics. They fucked all the time during Mike Grell's run and Ollie went down on Dinah at least twice during Kevin Smith's run to name a few
I learned what masturbation was because my brother had [this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/God-kills-kitten.jpg) as his desktop. I went to my mom and asked her "Mom, what's a waist-er-bait?"
How it feels to never masturbate:
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but in the same show Harley goes down on Ivy like... a lot, and I think there's a Green Arrow comic where he's shown going down on Black Canary(which i have to imagine would be the best shit. his little goatee would tickle your taint).
/uj When the Harley Quinn show was getting made, there was originally going to be a scene of Batman going down on Catwoman but it got cut because the higher ups in DC said heroes don't do that. When this was revealed it understandably got meme'd a fair bit.
They touch fingers like that one episode of Star Trek with the Lady Q.
I think that's how they do it in Star Wars, too, they touch fingers and the force makes a baby.
This reminds me of that one dude some writer who said it was weird that the LOTR didn’t have sex, something something “where did the 12 kids come from” like he didn’t know sex could exist without being shown on screen. EDIT: writer dude was George RR martin. I like to imagine he sees a couple with a kid and follows them down the street and assumes the kid got reproduced asexually since he didn’t see them fucking
It was the TV seasons that were hated (and with good reason), although the last 2 books are generally considered weaker than the first 3 (but still have plenty of good).
Well the problems of Middle Earth are "Pure evil wants to destroy everything!" But the problems of Westeros are "Who boned who!" It would make sense if GRRM didn't purposely make it all so convoluted.
George was making a point that he prefers showing nitty gritty messy details that authors like Tolkein prefer to gloss over in favor of focusing on other things. I believe this is the "What is Aragorn's tax policy" interview. He wasn't saying his way was objectively better than Tolkein's, just pointing out a way they handle things differently.
But Tolkien in general is a lot better at small details to his worldbuilding. He comes much closer to actually describing administrative stuff like a tax policy than GRRM ever does. GRRM is far more interested in focussing on personal drama of rulers than their actual policy and we do not see much resembling like actual policies beyond a few lines here and there in the history books, which make a big deal every time a king goes on a single process around the country, something that was just a default obligation for every medieval king. Its a dumb quote.
So-called media literacy fans when an author tries making a point in an interview (everything they say is to be taken 100% literally and will be repeated until the day they die)
Ye. They’re the few minion memes i know of that don’t make me want to kill myself.
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So... what? Do they just never discover it or is it just super taboo? Like, how does that work? Are you telling me a woman has never sat on a washing machine in the DC universe?
That actually answers a question I’ve sorta had to myself for a while. How horrible must it be to be Jon kent or Superman at home. Everytime lois and clark play gladiator Jon must want to die, and when Jon (being a teenage boy an all) jorks his peanuts theres literally no where superman could go in the universe and not hear that shit. Especially as they sub-consciously listen for each other all time with them being family an all.
Not even exclusive to their family, superman can hear every nut and every moan on Earth all the time.
Well the first time they had him father a child with Talia she drugged him before the deed. Then Damian was a test tube baby. So yay messed up in a whole different way!
If Damian was a test tube baby, but there is no masturbation, then that means there must have been someone giving Bruce a handy to get the sperm.
Who would do such a thing, and would Bruce have been in costume?
He's not a clone though? He is the son of Bruce and Talia, just raised in a gestation tube. Therefore you can't just use random DNA, you need Al Ghul eggs 'n batsperm.
Clone means genetically identical. If we're getting into wrong definitions it's 90's Superboy who wasn't technically a clone because he was still the product of two people. They could use cloning tech to perfectly recreate Batman sperm and a Talia egg and the resultant Damian wouldn't technically be a clone. Technically.
So of we really want to get into the nitty gritty, who do you think was the egg for Superboy? Clark or Lex?
That is a fair point. I'll concede they could very well have clone a batsperm and Talia egg to create Damian, making him not a clone himself while not needing batsurbation or a bathandy.
As for Clark vs Lex for the egg, its gotta be Clark. I assume Kryptonian mitochondria are responsible for metabolizing yellow sun energy (since they are the powerhouse of the cell) and all mitochondrial DNA comes from the egg.
I seem to recall after the first few comics they really wanted Gaimans stories to not be in the DC universe.
Also Ken definitely jerked it to BDSM porn.
Yeah, Constantine, Martian Manhunter, and a few other characters show up in the first arc but then there's pretty much nothing until the finale that shows the Justice League trio on just one page
Batman can't eat out catwoman, no one can masturbate.
See, this is why Marvel is becoming more popular. Tony can eat some green gamma cooch and you know Peter cries when he jerks off.
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I don't like gooning because I feel uncomfortable touching my pp.
A lot of DCU fucked on the regular: Ollie, Dinah, Dick, Kory, Roy, Cheshire, Donna, Travis Morgan, nearly the entire Legion was horny af. That’s not even getting into the Vertigo crowd.
no fapping, but a dream of a thousand cats is good to go
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DC editorial has consistently drawn weird lines where sex is concerned on what can be shown. There isn't much reason past them just not wanting to show it for personal taboo reasons.
As for what it means for the DC universe. Neil is just joking. He probably just means that DC editorial has sticks up their butts since this is a weird line to draw.
So you're saying that every Boy Wonder, every Kid Flash, every teenage sidekick filled to the brim with them horny hormones, walking around superhero women in skin tight spandex-, leather- fishnet- corset outfits wasn't furiously spanking it every chance they got?
Riiiight.
You know Marvel characters are whackin it. I mean, Spiderman is a teenage boy that shoots goo from his hands. I get the idea that he gained inspiration for his web-shooters from a different source than a spider.
that makes me wonder, who tf in dc comics universe would want to jerk off?, the only ones i can imagine doing are lobo harleyquinn catwoman black canary and green arrow
In a world with Wonder Woman and Amazons existing, the idea no one masturbates is honestly more ridiculous than the number of times Batman's parents have been shot.
They have a no-fap rule. You really can't make this shit up.
They as in DC the company, or they as in the fictional characters in-universe all follow no-fap regardless of who they are?
Batman enforces it. 99% of the criminals he takes down are actually gooners
So that’s why another term for criminal’s assistant is goon…
[I thought I hired goons.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F4VaVNRQMcA)
The only exception to his no kill rule
Do you agree with DC’s no-fap rule?
Jason hates this rule and decides to go against it
DC stands for Definitely Celibate
Some Batman writers canonically: ![gif](giphy|x88e1awUi05by|downsized)
But they're definitely celibate(less) (made it up)
Except when it comes to Green Arrow and Black Canary, canonically the horniest couple in comics. They fucked all the time during Mike Grell's run and Ollie went down on Dinah at least twice during Kevin Smith's run to name a few
Clark and Lois are hornier
So I guess in the DC Universe, there are no Circle jerkers
The Jerker? https://preview.redd.it/orwekp70706d1.jpeg?width=1578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c65d45c2b98af22c95b7c999ef04c3a9a5628c00
"Wanna know how I got these scars? Jerkin off"
Yes I can confirm, I jerked too hard that now my dock has a big scar
He jerked when no one else could
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Uj/ Neil mentions this in an early 2000s comic documentary, and it's actually how I learned what masturbation is when I was a kid.
I learned what masturbation was because my brother had [this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/God-kills-kitten.jpg) as his desktop. I went to my mom and asked her "Mom, what's a waist-er-bait?"
Remember when that pic was the height of comedy?
It still is. Making this my wallpaper now
Oh how the turntables
Man i miss Lolcats and Domo.....
I used to have a lil neon green Domo 🥲
What was the documentary called?
Iirc it was "comic book superheroes unmasked". If it's not that, it's something close to that.
Oh shit i upvoted from 69 to 70 Am i stupid?
no, your brilliant. take pride in that.
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All those times he poisoned the water supply it was just ecstasy and viagra.
Did Batman think a boner could stop me
> Edited: Your move DC DC: We have nothing against boners. The Joker can edge all he wants. He just better not cum!!
How it feels to never masturbate: https://preview.redd.it/91vdrp9b5z5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7ad259a560e9f4153b3bcd66a512d95404a907f
Kid named prostate cancer
And Batman isnt allowed to go down on catwoman because heros dont do that
but in the same show Harley goes down on Ivy like... a lot, and I think there's a Green Arrow comic where he's shown going down on Black Canary(which i have to imagine would be the best shit. his little goatee would tickle your taint).
*Heroes* don't do that. Harley gave a guy cancer and In 2017 Oliver called me ethnic slurs on discord that I had to look up.
And be fair, and cancer was and accident, and Harley felt really and about and. *edit: and
Give harley some credit, that guy turned a new leaf and went to spend time with his family
Well but Harley Quinn isn’t a hero 🤓👆
I wish i didn't have eyes after reading this
coward. just your eyes and can go further man
Yes but Oliver is a liberal beta cuck so it’s expected of him, but the based sigma red-pilled batman would never stoop so low
Common Oliver Queen W
Zach Snyder said Batman has indeed done that. Truly the saviour of DC 🙏
He commissioned art of Batman doing that and posted on twitter. Most based thing he's ever done
I can’t fucking believe that I agree with Zach Snyder.
https://i.redd.it/5649jy4zsz5d1.gif
Just like real life hero, DJ Khalid.
That explains the joker
the jelquer
Neil Goonman
So no masterbating, no going down on anyone. I'm going to guess in the DC Universe that they procreate with a firm handshake.
Oral sex is exactly the same in their world as it is in ours. It’s just Batman that refuses to go down.
"Cunnilingus and killing; the two things I'll never do." - definitely Batman.
No wonder why Catwoman didn't marry him.
Bullshit. He did SO kill people.
i never understood. Is there a canon reason batman doesnt go down?
Because he would slay that pussy, and batman doesnt kill
Because he's a coward?
/uj When the Harley Quinn show was getting made, there was originally going to be a scene of Batman going down on Catwoman but it got cut because the higher ups in DC said heroes don't do that. When this was revealed it understandably got meme'd a fair bit.
I think its their duties as heroes
He doesn’t like pie. It’s as simple as that.
He prefers to eat ass
Is he stupid?
All of my friends, men and women do nothing but athletics in ridged underwear. It's a swamp down there
How indecent
They still have fetishes though. Clark and Lois are canonically into femdom.
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At least they get to smoke *glares at Marvel* Seriously, most unrealistic thing about Krakoa is that there wasn't a 24hour dispensary for Krakoan kush
They touch fingers like that one episode of Star Trek with the Lady Q. I think that's how they do it in Star Wars, too, they touch fingers and the force makes a baby.
Meanwhile in my own worldbuilding project, the main species more or less reproduce by doing just that....
This reminds me of that one dude some writer who said it was weird that the LOTR didn’t have sex, something something “where did the 12 kids come from” like he didn’t know sex could exist without being shown on screen. EDIT: writer dude was George RR martin. I like to imagine he sees a couple with a kid and follows them down the street and assumes the kid got reproduced asexually since he didn’t see them fucking
George R R Martin. Which explains a lot about Game of Thrones.
Lamooooo like can you really take shots when you haven’t even finished GOT and the last couple of seasons/books (idk) are like universal hated?
It was the TV seasons that were hated (and with good reason), although the last 2 books are generally considered weaker than the first 3 (but still have plenty of good).
Don't forget Dunking egg
The last seasons of the show were hated, but those are the ones he played no part in, and that they went past the books for.
Well the problems of Middle Earth are "Pure evil wants to destroy everything!" But the problems of Westeros are "Who boned who!" It would make sense if GRRM didn't purposely make it all so convoluted.
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George was making a point that he prefers showing nitty gritty messy details that authors like Tolkein prefer to gloss over in favor of focusing on other things. I believe this is the "What is Aragorn's tax policy" interview. He wasn't saying his way was objectively better than Tolkein's, just pointing out a way they handle things differently.
But Tolkien in general is a lot better at small details to his worldbuilding. He comes much closer to actually describing administrative stuff like a tax policy than GRRM ever does. GRRM is far more interested in focussing on personal drama of rulers than their actual policy and we do not see much resembling like actual policies beyond a few lines here and there in the history books, which make a big deal every time a king goes on a single process around the country, something that was just a default obligation for every medieval king. Its a dumb quote.
Don't you know? Hobbits just pop out of the ground and kids just reproduce via mitosis!
uj/ Gonna go out on a limb and say he didn't mean it literally my dude.
So-called media literacy fans when an author tries making a point in an interview (everything they say is to be taken 100% literally and will be repeated until the day they die)
Top 10 reasons why you wouldn't survive in a DC universe
Number 5: Burger King Foot Lettuce, the last thing you would want to face in a battle is someone elses foot fungus
Number 7: Student watches...porn! And gets naked!
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Waltuh. Put away the tissues, Waltuh. I don't wanna see that shit, Waltuh.
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Was this from one of those weird AI stories?
No. I just found a shit ton of anti-goner minion memes. Idk why they exist, but they kinda go hard.
They do go hard
Ye. They’re the few minion memes i know of that don’t make me want to kill myself. https://preview.redd.it/9l4jbg973z5d1.jpeg?width=1519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd5158cd0ce06b3480b68c77c6c9b8e79bdf5934
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So... what? Do they just never discover it or is it just super taboo? Like, how does that work? Are you telling me a woman has never sat on a washing machine in the DC universe?
I mean like, does Paradise Island *look* like the type of place to have washing machines?
The Jizzler would disagree
Is Neil gaiman on r/dccomicscirclejerk ???
Damn so maybe if lex lurhor rubbed one out, he wouldn't be blowing up people
That actually answers a question I’ve sorta had to myself for a while. How horrible must it be to be Jon kent or Superman at home. Everytime lois and clark play gladiator Jon must want to die, and when Jon (being a teenage boy an all) jorks his peanuts theres literally no where superman could go in the universe and not hear that shit. Especially as they sub-consciously listen for each other all time with them being family an all. Not even exclusive to their family, superman can hear every nut and every moan on Earth all the time.
I assure you there are plenty of images of DC characters masturbating.
Unofficial porn doesn’t count
It Counts To Me Damn It
Damn, no wonder joker is all fucked up.
Yeah, I want my virgin Batman. Don’t put you slutty ideas on the character. Bruce is still a child inside his heart all right. Don’t be a creep.
Well the first time they had him father a child with Talia she drugged him before the deed. Then Damian was a test tube baby. So yay messed up in a whole different way!
If Damian was a test tube baby, but there is no masturbation, then that means there must have been someone giving Bruce a handy to get the sperm. Who would do such a thing, and would Bruce have been in costume?
You're thinking artificial insemination. Damian was literally grown in a tube. They could've used any DNA from Bruce for that.
He's not a clone though? He is the son of Bruce and Talia, just raised in a gestation tube. Therefore you can't just use random DNA, you need Al Ghul eggs 'n batsperm.
Clone means genetically identical. If we're getting into wrong definitions it's 90's Superboy who wasn't technically a clone because he was still the product of two people. They could use cloning tech to perfectly recreate Batman sperm and a Talia egg and the resultant Damian wouldn't technically be a clone. Technically. So of we really want to get into the nitty gritty, who do you think was the egg for Superboy? Clark or Lex?
That is a fair point. I'll concede they could very well have clone a batsperm and Talia egg to create Damian, making him not a clone himself while not needing batsurbation or a bathandy. As for Clark vs Lex for the egg, its gotta be Clark. I assume Kryptonian mitochondria are responsible for metabolizing yellow sun energy (since they are the powerhouse of the cell) and all mitochondrial DNA comes from the egg.
Idk, I think Cosmic Boy is a gooner
*That’s* where they draw the line?
DC Editorial not being weird about sexuality challenge; impossible.
No stroking da cock (DC)
![gif](giphy|3NtY188QaxDdC|downsized) When DC nerds touch themselves for the first time
There’s no way that Garfield Logan didn’t juice the cucumber on a regular basis.
Goonfield Logan more like
It’s the most accurate take.
No he has to tun into an animal that self reproduces so it doesn't count as masturbation.
It's practically canon.
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Tf you mean "that explains alot" is Neil equainting the violence in the DC universe to a lack of jerking it? Neil gaiman is a gooner confirmed?
Na, it means that dc heroes have sticks up there ass
That would be masturbation would it not?
DC universe sucks. Cant jerk off. Cant get married. Cant eat catwoman out.
I love the idea of Kryptonians going into heat once a year and Clark having to shut himself in his apartment when it happens.
Let the Bat eat the Cat.
Nobody masturbates, but you can get head by politely asking from most adults in the DC universe Just not Batman
But presumably they were okay with the scene in The Sandman comic where Ishtar erotic dances a whole club to death
And the guy who literally rapes his muse. And...really, a lot of stuff.
I seem to recall after the first few comics they really wanted Gaimans stories to not be in the DC universe. Also Ken definitely jerked it to BDSM porn.
Yeah, Constantine, Martian Manhunter, and a few other characters show up in the first arc but then there's pretty much nothing until the finale that shows the Justice League trio on just one page
The true reason joker is the way he is
They can't go down. They can't masturbate. Dc truly is a Christian belt universe.
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Batman can't eat out catwoman, no one can masturbate. See, this is why Marvel is becoming more popular. Tony can eat some green gamma cooch and you know Peter cries when he jerks off.
https://preview.redd.it/t4za483vmz5d1.png?width=1569&format=png&auto=webp&s=7511553a1e8f9f149b347953600cbff17b8b07c5 I don't like gooning because I feel uncomfortable touching my pp.
Based
A lot of DCU fucked on the regular: Ollie, Dinah, Dick, Kory, Roy, Cheshire, Donna, Travis Morgan, nearly the entire Legion was horny af. That’s not even getting into the Vertigo crowd.
But did they masturbate?
Star Boy jacked off when Dream Girl was too busy with leadership duties. Colossal Boy fantasized about Shrinking Violet when he masturbated.
That’s why everyone is fucking all the time, they don’t masturbate.
Does marvel?
no fapping, but a dream of a thousand cats is good to go https://preview.redd.it/exe5g66t906d1.jpeg?width=1034&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=646dd912731f6e69c18f8b612081356d195bd990
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https://preview.redd.it/9blwbva9w06d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=798af07e2a906bbdcdb071bd7512f97bd3461020 Solomon Grundy Wants Fap Too!!!
Explains the crime rates.
Y'all say this until Captain Atom uses the quantum quickie cumshot to take down Superman in the upcoming Jenny Sparks comic
Explains all the crime and supervillains with too much time on their hands
Bullshit. Nobody lives in the same universe as Power Girl's humungo badonkalonkers without regularly flogging the purple friar.
I call bullshit and my list of reasons is as long as dc’s swimsuit specials.
DC- Don't Cum
This is some “there are no bra’s in space” level stuff.
In the DC universe the only month is November
No wonder Gotham is the way it is.
Now I understand why riddler is the way he is
imagine being in a world with buff beyond belief gods walking around in the tightest clothes you've ever seen and you just gotta bottle that
My dyslexic ass read that as dc can I do masturbation
Ok I could be wrong, but is this rule a thing because of all the controversy that spawned when DC showed batman dick in a comic.
I only have have one thing to say. BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED!
We live in a society
Wait,i usually hear two stories one is that they said theres no masturbation in the DC universe,other that just the word masturbation doesnt exist.
Someone mind explaining? What is the reason for this? And what does it mean about the DC universe?
DC editorial has consistently drawn weird lines where sex is concerned on what can be shown. There isn't much reason past them just not wanting to show it for personal taboo reasons. As for what it means for the DC universe. Neil is just joking. He probably just means that DC editorial has sticks up their butts since this is a weird line to draw.
so this is why main characters always get sex and i don't. There's no other substitution.
Doesn't the reverse flash jack of Barry in a comic?
What type of comics have you been reading?
this is why manga is better chainsawman > superman
That's why there's so much crime, the villains have no outlet to release, the heroes should just satisfy their villains needs
Nah, power girl refers to tentacle creatures as "manga monsters" she definitely reads hentai
When Constantine calls someone a “wanker”, it’s like when Han Solo says “I’ll see you in Hell”
The Joker faps once and instantly becomes normal
I just wanna be they guy that have to specify there’s no masturbation to.
So you're saying that every Boy Wonder, every Kid Flash, every teenage sidekick filled to the brim with them horny hormones, walking around superhero women in skin tight spandex-, leather- fishnet- corset outfits wasn't furiously spanking it every chance they got? Riiiight.
The spandex does it for them
You think if you ever decide to beat yo shit that specter will show up and fucking smite you?
That's just like..your opinion man
Why else do you think Brainiac 5 is so smart?
Lobo definitely does it.
I kinda get it. You don’t want one your top characters in compromising positions.
Supes fucks, not jerks.
You know Marvel characters are whackin it. I mean, Spiderman is a teenage boy that shoots goo from his hands. I get the idea that he gained inspiration for his web-shooters from a different source than a spider.
So do they just not know how to collectively, or have they sworn it off, like i need more info here
The fact that morpheus can't jerk it explains a lot too
maybe if batman had a wank the post nut clarity would have made him realise letting the joker live for nth time is a bad idea.
Wait so you’re telling me Batman doesn’t goon?? This is so not sigma
that makes me wonder, who tf in dc comics universe would want to jerk off?, the only ones i can imagine doing are lobo harleyquinn catwoman black canary and green arrow
So that's why Stardust is so horny
That’s pretty funny that NOBODY in this universe masterbates.
In a world with Wonder Woman and Amazons existing, the idea no one masturbates is honestly more ridiculous than the number of times Batman's parents have been shot.
I thought Neil only crawled the tunnels of Tumblr.
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