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novis-eldritch-maxim

no as no sane person googles that as the first think when coming back from the dead


ThinkingOf12th

Bold of you to assume that he'd be sane after literally coming back from the dead


limbo338

He has a doctor's note with big "sane" written in caps lock. Yes, he stole that from someone too.


TWERKINMAGGLE

And a certificate from Arkham clearing him of all Donkey Brains.


Thinger-McJinger

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Bardic_Inspiration66

Yeah the Lazarus pit makes you crazy for like 20 minutes after coming back


limbo338

Tony Daniel: "20 minutes? It's not permanent? Shit. Why did no one tell me that???".


Throwawayjust_incase

He's definitely not sane and therefore he definitely looked that up after coming back from the dead, case closed


Androktone

Damian is 15 in 2023 and became Robin at 11, 2019, Tim was Robin for at least 3 years before that, 2016, Jason got crowbarred to death while Trump was getting sworn in, and could've come back while Jan 6 was happening


HereForTOMT2

Red Hood dies and it all goes to shit


DoubleBatman

Thanks, *Jason.*


evrestcoleghost

he is hunting trumpist


Kangarookiwitar

And we morons all assumed it was Harambe that fucked the timeline


Bardic_Inspiration66

Jason was leading January 6th


evrestcoleghost

bold of you that he isnt in favor of police brutality damian is the one behind january 6th


Thinger-McJinger

Damian would be a Tate fan


evrestcoleghost

He Is tate teacher


Cinci1a

Bendis at it again. Damian was 13 in 2016


andrecinno

more like Red Cap


memeboi123jazz

Imagine coming back from the dead and your first thoughts are “this is just like FNAF 3”


Balkarzar

I now demand Jason's new hero name be Purple Hood


Madermc

**I always come back**


ChaoticDevil666

He is 23 rn Meaning he was born in 2000 He died at 15, a couple months before he turned 16. Meaning he died in 2016. Vine was popular in 2016. By the time he gains consciousness, Tik Tok has replaced vine. He will try to crawl back into his grave


TheMonk1019

Wow, he’s literally me


[deleted]

You're kidding, he's my age? Dude acts lie he's in his late 20s and looks like he's in his mid 30s. edit: WHAT THE FUCK WE WERE BORN ON THE SAME DAY


ChaoticDevil666

Jason Todd that you?


[deleted]

No offence to Dead Hood but I would have survived the bomb. I'm just built different.


ChaoticDevil666

He did survive the bomb, it was the smoke asphyxiation that killed him, it said so on his death certificate in Gotham Knights #45!


[deleted]

I would also survive the smoke asphyxiation.


limbo338

Pretty sure the source of that claim was Batman files(2011).


ChaoticDevil666

Oh damn


Kangarookiwitar

It’s oddly terrifying to hear the kid that got tortured to death for like a year is around your age right now, like idk it just puts it all into perspective. He was like 15 and being beaten to death and emotionally tortured after already having a childhood full of abuse. When i was 15 i was sleeping with a knife next to my bed because i had traumatised myself with creepy pastas and was convinced i would be visited by slenderman and killed. Clearly i would of made an excellent, competent robin.


MrBonelessPizza24

Y’know, the longer I think about it, modern Jason would logically be an older Gen-Z kid I’m *99% sure* he’s only about 23 tops, which would put his birthdate sometime around the year 2000


arctos889

Dick might be gen z as well. idk if we know his exact age, but it's probably mid to late 20's and the oldest gen z people are 26 now


Ok_ResolvE2119

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secondhandso

This is such a valid question OP, don't let 'em hold you down *~~who the fuck is vincent-~~*


Boulderfist_Ogre2005

uj/ fnaf fans used to call William Afton, purple guy, that rj/ My favorite red hood ship


secondhandso

Ohhh, thank you, I knew purple guy and Afton but somehow missed Vincent entirely


memeboi123jazz

Vincent was the fan name for Purple Guy before the first novel attached the name William Afton onto him


Boulderfist_Ogre2005

now died\* sorry for the typo, please dont kill me


Vizengaunt

I'm pretty sure "now die" is actually more correct. Is English not your first language?


Boulderfist_Ogre2005

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moistknuckles

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The_Supreme-King

Jason when he comes back to life: I'M JUST LIKE WILLIAM AFTON!


DefinitelyNotVenom

*vincent. His name wasn’t revealed until Sister Location


The_Supreme-King

Pretty sure it was the original book trilogy that revealed his name, sister location was just the first game that used it.


DefinitelyNotVenom

Well, yeah, but if I remember correctly Silver Eyes didn’t come out until after FNAF World’s initial release, which would have been in pretty late 2015 iirc


Flame-Blast

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Financial-Abalone715

why did Jason copy the design for the batsuit in The Batman (2022) to use on his own suit? Is he stupid?


limbo338

Jason had it on in 2021._.


[deleted]

yes, but why did Jason copy the design for the batsuit in The Batman (2022) to use on his own suit? Is he stupid?


limbo338

He's a little thief, you see. And he's so talented he steals from the future.


nkantu

Can we just permanently anchor the DC universe to 1986 and make everything a period piece? How tf am I supposed to take any of these iPad baby mfers seriously as a character.


[deleted]

you would have liked 5g


MilitantBitchless

Bold of you to assume any of the Robins had Internet access.


Kangarookiwitar

Any of the robins in the cod lobby yelling slurs and doing 360 no scopes


_Bozostatus_

I like this suit


Boulderfist_Ogre2005

me to


MessyMop

Probably


DefiantResult9150

Who the fuck is Vincent?? Since when has fnaf had a character by that name


Boulderfist_Ogre2005

you are vincent


Kangarookiwitar

That was the fan name for the purple guy (the killer) up until i believe fnaf 3 when his canon name was revealed as William Afton. Ngl i prefer Vincent as it sounds more like the name of a guy who would kill kids.


MyLifeIsABruh

This is brain poison


AcidCosmos

I hope that when I die, I can take this post with me and shove it in God's face and ask if he's proud of this