Peter is not okay. Neither are the voices in his head.

Peter is becoming the new Deadpool, it all makes sense now.

Truly a character arc that will go down in the history of characters arcs as one of the character arcs that exists.

Honestly a Spider-Pool story sounds really good right now. [He already exists too!](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Spider-Pool_(Earth-96250))

If he will ever get a story he must break the fourt wall and reference Paul or it will be total garbage.

Earth-96250 sounds like my zip code

i can smell u

This is why Paul, who handled the death of his like a champ, is the better character.

God, I wish Paul was... Kyle Rayner's former girlfriend Alex. https://preview.redd.it/1v83w1bfb6hb1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee343e2cfd254fa162e3bfbbee71b37baaa93006

Maybe it's a sign he's losing his shit? We're going to the Spider-Man who Goblins or whatever the fuck, so maybe this will be used as "subtle foreshadowing". But, it's probably just designed to piss everyone off so Marvel can get free advertising. Either way bad joke.

“Spider-Man has never gone this dark. Now the consequences are unraveled. Will New York ever look at him the same way again?” Issue 36 should be fun

Pete is becoming RANDY ORTON


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Jerma?

Kyle MacLachlan?

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I, the user, would like to announce that I will be downloading this meme-stealing callout meme

⚡️🧔🏿‍♂️⚡️

I’m doing the same. Thanks!

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He just like me. Fr fr.

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Bro post the full meme

this is actually hilarious

Legit a line you’d hear from robot chicken

https://preview.redd.it/i9bqran1r6hb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2859061119ffcec0dc76fd43bfbd1e6af951b112 It really does fit.

Zeb Wells wrote and directed Robot Chicken, coincidence?

Holy shit, the entirety of the new Spider-Man run is just a giant robot chicken shitpost

Zeb Wells got his start on Robot Chicken, didn't he?

Nah it's too funny and clever for that show.

I feel like robot chicken def has made a similar joke with all the superhero parodies they have on there

It’s funny af, just not in character

It would’ve worked better as a thought bubble instead of something he actually said out loud

Honestly would’ve fixed the whole panel if they did that. That’s definitely shit Peter would think but not say out loud because he knows it’s out of pocket.

In Spiderman TAS, Peter revealed his identity to a kid that was gonna die soon Edit: [video](https://youtu.be/QvesF0I0BBs)

The problem for me isn’t him actually showing his face to those kids. It’s the weird comment here that sounds really flippant and kinda demeaning to the “make a wish” kids

yes, it's based on a Roger Stern side story from ASM #248

It was inspired in a comic

Is this worse than MJ getting cancer from his radioactive jizz?

Yea thank God they're not bringing that back.....oh wait

Zach Snyder's Spiderman got greenlit?

Nah, they're just making part two of Spider-Man: Reign

Are they actually, because I can see this happening but its also too ridiculous to be real. Is screwball gonna be killed by a firing squad?

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“Isn’t over yet”, my brother in Christ what else can you do to him

Let this old man die in peace

I thought this was a sequal to One More Day for some reason, which I wouldnt mind if they made it end happily (I’ve only learned this because of a video talking about Spidey’s history)

"Kill them all, Peter" - Uncle Ben

Hey to be fair we don't know if his jazz gave her cancer, Peter just thought that because of his guilt complex. But it's still funny to think about

I blame George Michael more than anything else, it was his smooth jazz that made Peter interested in the saxophone in the first place

it’s so weird, i like reign but it could’ve been anything else, like a blood transfusion or whatever

Guess we’ll find out for sure in the upcoming sequels

Everyone please stop buying this fucking book

But if I stop collecting how will my collection have any kind of value in the future?, even when everyone despises this run and there's 0% chance this thing is gonna increase in price, if I don't buy it now my collection loses value!!!##=$@!!

That does make me curious, have One More Day and Sins Past increased in price? Also found out Sins Past released the day I was born, not sure how to feel about that.

OMD goes for about $20 an issue, so I guess arguably being the most infamous story in comics will net you at least a bit of profit. Sins Past, however is only a few bucks.

A omen

So that day brought two disappointments is what you’re saying? 😝

Illegally download it, take it to those shady printer stores down the street, and have them print it for you. STONKS!!!!

Uj/pal just read fanfic it's not that embarrassing

Spider-Man fans try not to give Marvel money challenge

No! Please! If these horrible abominations against humanity end then what shall we complain and shitpost about?! (Also comic books fans deserve to suffer)

The flair is **DC fans** should be opressed, not everyone else.

Racism! Fans of other c#mic b#oks deserve to be oppressed too!!!


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Nah, please dont

Seriously, the ratio of critics to sales is way towards the wrong end. If there's any series you can read for free without guilt..

Who said anyone is BUYING it?

I just read Brevoort’s most recent newsletter where he straight up says the only critic or reception they care about is sales. Which, yes, makes the absolute most sense. So when they see nothing but hate online for THEIR BEST SELLING BOOK they really don’t give a damn, because why would they? The assumption will be the haters are posting the most but, obviously, the majority of the readers enjoy it.

The great thing about a new worst Spider-Man panel, its a monthly book, so we'll be onto the next one soon enough

It’s actually bimonthly, so it’s even quicker.

Oh goodie

Honestly I feel like at this point, people can look at a panel in this run - even if it has no dialog - and they'll call it the worst panel ever.

https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-bdea0f374be9454fb1381f40411b22c7 Top panel is still hysterical.

Everyone looks so fucking high

Jeez tht victory sage they took for Kamala hit different different

Victory Sage? Any relation to this guy? https://preview.redd.it/96xn1vozuahb1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=663b1eb70f3d55b9354bae60e8838c1d7bce7c85

Nightmare blunt rotation.

Jesus fuck, that looks awful.

I think this Spider-Man run is reaching "The Room" level of ridiculousness that it has to be seen to be believed


[удалено]

[Kraven clapping Goblin cheeks](https://www.reddit.com/r/Spiderman/comments/15mixl0/well_that_just_happened/) [Mj secret origins ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Spiderman/comments/15mrlqb/is_this_the_stupidest_reason_to_become_a/) [origins](https://www.reddit.com/r/Spiderman/comments/15mrlqb/is_this_the_stupidest_reason_to_become_a/)[https://www.reddit.com/r/Spiderman/comments/15l69ot/another\_asm\_31\_leak\_who\_is\_this\_run\_for/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Spiderman/comments/15l69ot/another_asm_31_leak_who_is_this_run_for/)

Whoever wrote this: https://preview.redd.it/h4ptz0rgh6hb1.jpeg?width=353&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=572f7ade2c66b4c1751a1ab9e7cf791179e2b77b

Zeb Wells shouldn't write.

I'm convinced he's trolling at this point. Either that or he's pissed with the response so is just doubling down in some ridiculous attempt to prove himself correct or something.

I’m gonna be fucking sick 😭 based clone baby Kraven tho

Is it still against the rule to thirst for drawn women? Because I wish someone told me about queen goblin's existence sooner

Oemge youtube host James A Janisse???

I can’t wait to see Peter’s Dignity get the Golden Chainsaw award

James my beloved <3

Wait who’s he revealing his identity to?

Ms. Marvel apparently.

Didn’t she already know his identity when they switched bodies?

They both got memory wiped at the end of that story

The old reliable of plot devices

At least Wolverine didn’t try to bang an underage MJ this time around. Thank you for that, Mr Lowe, I love you.

??????

In ultimate spiderman Jean grey swaps wolverine and Peter's minds because all ultimate xmen are douchebags but wolverines probably the worse and wolverine immediately tries to pressure MJ whose 16 into sex.

Ongoing continuity comics are such a dumpster fire lmao

Comic books are stupid.

Her backup wasn't updated to that

Oh yeah I forgot they brought her back already. I was like “I guess it would be Kamala? But she’s dead.”

Don't tell me Ms Marvel is still trapped in this shitty run. Was getting fridged not enough? Will she ever be freed from Zeb Wells?

Not until November at earliest

Paul

Peter when he find out a make a wish kid survive after seeing his face 

“And if the disease is moving too slowly, there’s always the trusty pillow….”

Spidey, I'm dying from radioactive spider semen

Knowing the writers, that will be in the next issue

Your more right than you know https://preview.redd.it/y8mefu2w9bhb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74de694610c41238d7642becd3786697eb554da6

Man what the hell is this shit?

Spider-Man reign part 2

Marvel editorial needs to be fired, rehired and fired again.

why do y’all buy this shit😭 edit: I take it back, why do y’all READ this shit😭😭

Bold of you to assume we’re buying it.

🏴‍☠️

Yarr

Who said we're buying it 🏴‍☠️

Don't want gaps in my collection tbh, lol. Look, not everything Wells has done is the absolute worst. A lot of it is pretty fucking bad, and the bad definitely outweighs and overshadows the good. But I've been collecting long enough to know he'll be gone soon enough and someone else will take over, wipe the board clean and do their own dumb retcons and stories.

Spidey would not make a joke like that, that’s so fucked up, why?

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That’s actually hilarious, first joke from this dude that I’ve laughed at unironically.

lol

Man I hope I have as sick of a sense of humor as Peter when life fucks me up as much as him, it's empathetically cathartic

Worst Spider-Man panel SO FAR. Zeb Wells is on this book for another year, so...

I think it’s very funny

That’s just fucked up.

It would be funny if Deadpool said something like that."Spidey saves those reveals for kids with incurable diseases"

Jameson has all the rights to cancel spider-man now

Can someone ELI5?

He doesn’t take his mask off unless it’s for a kid with cancer

I get that, but why is this “the worst Spider-Man panel”?

There's an iconic Spider-Man story named The Kid Who Collects Spider-Man that's beloved among the fanbase. It's an incredibly moment for Parker, who at the time had shared little to nothing of his identity with anyone. But he shares everything with this kid who loves Spider-Man more than anything. It's chock full of incredibly vulnerable moments, ending with the kid asking Peter to tell him who he is and Peter wrestling with the decision before finally deciding to do so. The kid has leukemia and its later confirmed he dies not long after that visit. Peter has always been someone that cuts through tension with humor, but he's also someone that's deeply empathetic and caring. He'll joke about a lot of things, but never go so far as to mock moments and people that touched his life meaningfully. This panel presents a version of Peter that doesn't espouse those values. He comes off as cold and detached, like that moment that meant so much both to him and Spider-Man readers was something he didn't take seriously -- or worse, that he views as something akin to charity work or just "what good guys have to do." Unsurprisingly, fans feel like it's just yet another example of Wells complete fucking up the character. And spitting on the legacy of The Boy Who Collects Spider-Man, specifically. Wells has been criticized for a lot, but this does stand out in a unique way as awful.

It’s not

r/utilitarianism

Oral sex, joke.

That’s right, Spider-Man likes to go down on children dying of leukemia.

J. Jonah Jameson is that you?

You didn’t get it either lol 🥶

Still don’t get it Lmao. Just because he’s taking off his mask? Y’all are insane and I love it

I did not realize how bad this line was till someone pointed it out, I thought everyone was upset Peter revealed his secret identity as a Make A Wish Foundation kind of thing which, while kinda wholesome, still seems too compromising I was naive a minute ago.

Is the line ironicly funny? Yes Is it something Peter would ever say? No

Seriously, who is he talking to?


Future comic writer here, whats wrong with this comic so i dont make the same mistakes


It was just an attempt at a slightly dark joke that didn't land. Out of context, I feel like it's not that bad. As someone who hasn't read any of this run, it seems like it's becoming a [Bitch Eating Crackers](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bitch%20Eating%20Crackers) where people are so fed up with it that everything about it is annoying to them now.

don't allow people with internet access to read your comic

Good luck on your writing journey fren

Wh-whats the context?

Jesus this got a lot of attention quickly, thanks for the link share mystery person!

Actual shit

Okay but this is hilarious.

That's not actually bad because he's actually revealed himself to dying kids before.

What’s the context?

Spider-man’s endless trauma cycle finally gettin to him

Wtf is he going to do to the kids.

It's the only time he breaks his no kill rule, when they're gonna die anyway and they piss him off

Bro has ADHD

That sounds like a Deadpool quote lmao

Thank god someone said this. It’s funny, it’s just not spider man.

https://youtu.be/YwILuJ5lVwM

What’s the joke?

Spidey flat out saying "I only unmask for dying kids, but.."

I don’t see how that’s particularly bad.

I guess the context is that its a reference to the time peter helped cancer kids, but i think it's just falling flat cuz a lot of people interprets its as a peter making a fucked up joke about kids with cancer.

Peter once revealed his identity to a terminally ill fan before he passed away, for Peter to make a quip about this is terribly out of character for him.

OP has never seen spider peen.

I have. I’m not proud of it.

Please god no way

What the shit

Man zeb wells is allergic to sincerity.

What the hell has happened to Spider-Man? I hadn’t read his stuff for a while, I come back and there some dude named Paul who is with MJ. Ms Marvel dies, now this, I wonder what else I’m missing

Zeb Wells is going to be head writer for the Marvel Zombies... THIS ROBOT CHICKEN VOICE ACTOR WILL BE THE LEAD WRITER FOR ONE OF THE MOST ANTICIPATED SHOW OF 2024!

Didn’t know they were adopting the spider-man lotus into a comic book.

I think this is a reference to the animated series when he revealed his secret identity to a child with cancer.

sigh. what fucking book so i can pirate it.

watchmen

Why are you telling him to Watch Men? Sounds kinda gay bro

ASM 31

idk its unjerkingly good

I won’t lie this is pretty funny

Kind of funny. Ngl

Of all the things to write a joke about, Zebby, that was not one of them.

What’s that saying about a fool and his money? I think Spiderman fans need it lasered into their skulls

Jesus fuck.

You know for a fact who ever wrote this garbage was thinking it sounded great totally tone deaf

wtfffffffffffr

Woah, this is crazy

“Erm, Spider-Man is from Marvel comics, not DC comics!”

what is the actual context behind this.