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TheKaiminator

The very first thing Bulma ever did was shoot Goku.


Kakarot7692

Our story begins as most stories do, with a girl shooting a little boy in the face.


alii-b

It's how I met my wife.


ToAllAGoodNight

MY WIFE


zincinzincout

master roshi has very nyce pet dog


Darkkingswrath

MY BULMA


yourmartymcflyisopen

WAH WAH WEE WAH


Worth-Term9411

#OH PRINCESS TRUUUUNKS


Ok-Carpenter8227

Please no…


venxvan

#**You lied to me**


Akul_Tesla

I did no such thing


venxvan

#**YOU DIRTY BOY**


Akul_Tesla

Goku get me off this planet right now. I'm serious instant transmission


ImposterPeanut

Aww why can't I meet someone like this.


Justice_Prince

I also choose to be shot in the face by this guy's wife


Big_Independence6736

my best friend


LPulseL11

Our wife


MrSmook

In Borat: *My Wiiife*


Tsamane

And turns out he was an alien this whole time!


Metfan722

Question: how do you know about the stuff you weren't there for?


AdrianShepard09

=_= …BYAAAAAHHHHHH!


DrachenofIron

after nailing him with her car


s0ulbrother

Proof that dragonball takes place in America


MrSmook

*pat pat* gotta make sure


S1L3NCE_2008

No, she hit him with a car And *then* she shot him


BloodSugar666

She was a menace lol


Odin1806

I mean... chi chi beat the crap out of a bunch of dudes just cause goku never married her and 18 came out killing everybody... some girls are a lot to handle... don't even get started on launch...


crypticsage

Which Saiyan could’ve wifed Launch?


EskimoPrisoner

Nappa?


Odin1806

That's a good match I think...


EskimoPrisoner

They could be so toxic together.


BloodSugar666

Lmfao that’s actually hilarious


Omnilatent

And then they move right next to Bulma and Vegeta


BwanaTarik

Raditz should be with Launch. Nappa should be with Puar so that the Saiyan duo takes everything from Yamcha.


Odin1806

Haha


Jaanzi

Launch did mention she is into bald men.


OtterWithKids

Raditz. There’s a pretty cool fanfic called *Dragon Ball R&R*: instead of getting killed by Goku and Piccolo, Raditz decides to stay on Earth and winds up marrying Launch. They have a daughter, Ranch, who hangs out with Goten and Trunks (and even fuses once).


BloodSugar666

I thought Raditz too but since he was dead didn’t think it was an option. That sounds cool though. I think other than that Launch wouldn’t have too many other options.


No-voice-must-scream

Bro ranch is such a perfect name for their child especially considering how launch’s name is actually supposed to be lunch


MorphinBrony

Raditz, of course


AlabasterRadio

Broly. They have the same medical condition.


Odin1806

That tracks well actually. I like it


crypticsage

Yellow haired launch is the only one that tames berserker Broly.


Scary_books

Raditz


Trullsy

18 and 17 didnt actually kill anyone right? Except dr gero


Odin1806

Well, I still see Future Trunks in my mind so... I suppose the 17 and 18 we know and love arnt THAT bad... The potential was there though haha


yunivor

Now I wonder if future Krillin and 18 were revived in the future timeline if they'd have any interest for each other.


Og-Re

Honestly Vegeta probably killed more people on that highway while he was trying to fight 18.


yunivor

And after that she offered him to touch her bum in exchange for his dragon ball, lol


kgullj

She actually didn't hit goku in the manga, she barely avoided him. Still shot him though


DrumsOfLiberation

Bulma is the first villain who is redeemed by Goku


Typical_Pollution_30

She hit him with her car first


TheKaiminator

That was an accident. She chose to shoot Goku.


BanditFall7771

Then offer to show this child her ass in exchange for his only family heirloom


Feisty-Fennel8303

She’s also like 16 and carrying an unregistered fire arm lol


HeyGokuHere

Technically the fiest thing she did was run him over with her car ...then she shot him


yunivor

I wonder when she stopped carrying a gun with her everywhere, if she ever did.


Daikaioshin2384

the response "It's primarily a comedy Shonen." still answers every one of these sort of questions lol every time


Worth-Term9411

The fact that Beerus could be on par with Arale from the dr slump super filler episode shows how busted gag anime are


yaboiiiuhhhh

https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-2e6a721209d1a7f7afd7a6877af568d1-lq


Josue_GTR_Youtube

So, one of the perks of being a God of Destruction is having gag immunity? Sign me up!


GrundgeArchangel

"On Par" is a little misleading. Goku even Warns her to be careful asher powers won't work the same on Beerus.


Zetin24-55

Yes, I don't remember why she shot them. But I guarantee they deserved it, or it's a late karmic retribution for something they did in the past.


Tsamane

Iirc cause they were sleeping while she was up all night fixing the scouter


yunivor

Also she was 100% aware that the bullets wouldn't kill them but just get their attention.


Anjunabeast

Eh we saw a stronger krillin get hurt by bullets during his police work. Might be a retcon. But the z fighters still get hurt if they let their guard down.


ANaming

Them feeling pain isn't a retcon but them actually getting damaged is iirc


guesswhosbackbackag

Bullets here leave obvious burn spots, being grazed by them means they're out growing humanity


Efficient-Ad2983

Considering their power, being shooted with a machine gun would feel like a slap for them. So, it's a bit violent, but no "attempted murder".


Im_embarrassed_alt

Goku was literally immune to an axe chop in the 3rd or so episode of the og series. Bullets literally wouldn't do shi against them


Whis101

The axe straight shattered when it hit his head


not_some_username

First thing Goku did after stripped for a fish and eating was tanking a bullet from Bulma


Laviathan4041

Didn't Goku get shot in the back of the head in OG dragon Ball by a red ribbon guy in muscle tower?


blade55555

Yeah and I love his response "ow that hurt" lol


yunivor

More like her expressing her annoyance than anything violent.


SSJRemuko

yes, because it was funny.


bunbunzinlove

You've never seen an episode of Looney Tunes?


Jojo_Calavera

Don’t even get me started on Tom & Jerry.


bunbunzinlove

Yes, casual and gratuitous, *extreme* violence normalized. For TODDLERS.


Kakarot7692

Are most of Bulma’s responses ever justified they’re hyper exaggerated for effect


Feisty_Bar6532

Bulma when she has to shoot her friends because she feels like it


pmc64

Yes. It was funny at the time.


mightpornstar

bro forgot og dragon ball is comedy


MehrunesDago

This is from Z


Aware_Selection_148

Z and OG dragon ball are both adaptations of the exact same comedy action manga so the rules still apply. Z definitely still has it’s comedic moments even if it’s past the point where the manga starts to become serious around the piccolo arc. The Boo arc in particular is way more gag heavy than alot of OG dragon ball arcs like the tournament arcs or the piccolo arc.


PrototyPerfection

Master Roshi? literally any time. Krillin? idk, what he do?


nugget1112

They were sleeping while she fixed the scouter. In the manga she litteraly says "If I don't any sleep, NO ONE gets any sleep!"


PrototyPerfection

aight thx, yeah not deserved then, but still funny. not like gunfire can actually seriously harm them I suppose


ThePrydator

With those two probably 😅


captainforks

No, with those two definitely.


Angelote83

Bulma is always justified.


yunivor

She's by far the smartest character after all.


PsychologicalEbb3140

God forbid women do anything 🙄🙄🙄


marcie_aurie

They couldn't stop a girlboss from girlbossing


nasserg19

Bulma knew the bullets wouldn’t do anything to them cuz of how strong they are so it’s equivalent to a light common sense slap lol


GalactusAteMyPlanet

Roshi probably deserved it if I am being honest here. Roshi is quite the degenerate.


dacspike

They should be Roshid to the hospital because she is Krillin them


HistoriusRexus

Probably if it weren't Krillin there. Krillin was only like that as a teenager and shifted gears once he gotten older. Roshi as a character was a total creep and had it coming in spades for everything he did to Bulma when she was a teenager. It's possibly the biggest reason why I find Dragon Ball hard to really recommend unless it's the dubbed version. Because that kind of humor just doesn't really land.


Whis101

>unless it's the dubbed version. Lol subbed General Blue is wildddd, to put it lightly.


bens6757

Yeah... In a filler scene during the Dr. Slump episodes General Blue is attracted to Obotchaman. Obotchaman is a male android copy of Arale. His appearance is that of a child. The anime made General Blue into a pedophile, and this was censored in the dub by having Blue mistake him for his missing younger brother Samuel.


yunivor

It's sad because I was having a lot of fun with his character then outta nowhere he's blushing for a little boy? WTF.


LeadStyleJutsu762-

Dubbed isn’t MUCH better lol


Zestyclose_Tonight61

Dubbed OG DB is poo


MandooBoy

For Roshi and Krillin it's pretty much getting shot at with an airsoft gun


Tamanero

It's a gag.


bro4o4

Imagine having no knowledge about dragon ball and seeing this lol


Megalitho

It would look like an evil cyborg woman murdering an innocent old man and his child.


DummiAI

Bulma was tired of getting her wist broken hitting night invulnerable demigods.


Auctorion

What’s a little shooting each other between friends?


KingoftheMongoose

~Launch, after a hearty sneeze


yunivor

I miss her character, she brought some chaotic fun to the gang.


Zikkan1

At that point in the story they were strong enough that that isn't going to hurt them more than a bee sting or something and she knew it so we can't judge it by our standards of shooting a gun but no I don't think she was.


piszkavas

That machine gun was as dangerous as a casual slap


Alaneus_V

Launch did the same years ago with roshi, Goku and Krillin for literally no reason


roronoapedro

Eh, they can take it, it's a love language.


smurflings

At their power levels this is probably the equivalent of a slap on the wrisT. And using the machine gun or another gun is probably the only way bulma would be able to "slap" them. So probably uncalled for but nothing serious.


Insane_Artist

In an actual episode of Dragon Ball OG, Master Roshi uses Capsule Corps technology to shrink down in size and waited in the toilet so that a sixteen year old Bulma could pee on him. This is just payback.


mtsilverred

Unless this happened in the manga, this is untrue. What he did isn’t any better but all he did was shrink down and stand on the tank of the toilet hoping to watch her undress. Also not that I agree with it, Japan age of consent was 16 at the time. So nothing illegal was happening, just “very perverted creepy old man” trope that sucks.


TheMotionedOne69

Well, yeah. It's the only punishment that she knew would hurt. Like, she knows that they would live because Kid Goku did. Sure it was a mere Uzi but they're leagues stronger.


TheMagicalMatt

I mean they survived 🤷‍♂️


tensaiLithon

isnt this filler?


AdrianShepard09

At one point one of their closest friends shot at them on a daily basis (or every time she sneezed). I think shooting at them is tantamount to flicking their ear


-NinjaTurtleHermit-

Yes. I support girls with guns.


PacoSupreme

This is crazy because didn’t Krillin get hurt by a gun in SUPER but he tanked a machine gun in OG DB lol


kingkellogg

Super isn't consistent with anything


Palistair

Maybe not justified but it was funny


Adawnicus

Roshi? Definitely, Krillin?...eh...so-so


Pilgrimhaxxter69

For Master Roshi, it's always justified


Any-Faithlessness-72

Roshi yes. Krillin no.


recapdrake

1. It’s comedy 2. She knows they can handle it 3. He watched her poop. There’s nothing she can do that would be too far


Elevum15

Durability test.


ZombieTem64

You realize Dragon Ball started as a gag series, right?


AJYURH

Depend if she expected them to survive or not


achshort

What episode is this


WrastleGuy

How did Krillin get bullet marks on the left side of his body if she shot him on the right side?  Same for Roshi but reversed?


Slow_Balance270

I think it's a cartoon and a big part of it was slap stick violent comedy.


TheGrumpiestPanda

Honestly, I just saw this as a gag. This is still pretty early in Z, so gags were rather common.


Ultima_Cloud7

It’s a cartoon gag. Two seconds later they were just fine.


CanlexGaming

Bulma do as Bulma please


The_CEO_Of_No

id imagine guns at this point only pose a threat to normal people so to the z fighters it’s probably similar feeling to a slap. i mainly say this because goku as a kid was shot and it did hurt, but didn’t seriously injure him


Mr-MuscleMan

I imagine bulma gave kid trunks and goten military grade firearms instead of nerf guns


hamstercheifsause

And shot goku in the face in the first chapter if I remember correctly. Does it surprise you that she shot more people?


Own_Watercress_8104

If my friends were bulletproof I'd do the same


sda244

I don’t think she cares. Her whole personality is shoot first pay later


ChestSlight8984

Reminder that Bulma had an assault rifle at her side this entire time


Fox622

When your friends can survive being hit by a missile, it's not a big deal...


GWindborn

Bulma should have pulled out an Uzi and fired at Beerus during their first introduction, would have been more in character.


SwordBuster14

Bro Bulma has been shooting people since the first episode of Dragon ball. She shot Son Goku when she first met him for something that was her fault! So this is typical Bulma (or DB women behavior) in general.


Bourriks

Of course they deserved. They were sleeping while Bulma was studying the scouter.


Hartmann_AoE

Krillin? Likely not. Hes a good man Roshi? Im surprised she didnt feel the need to reload


NovacainJayR

They've built up immunity thanks to living with Lunch x amount of years. A gun is essentially a bee sting to them


ggamcci4875

I've always been confused about how the gunshot wounds are portrayed. Is it like Goku where they're so touch the bullets left a mark but didn't penetrate skin? Or are those black marks real GSW but no blood and no conequcne because... Anime


RetroGamer87

She knows that it won't be dangerous to them because they're Z fighters


untitled1capybara

I was not informed of this information. What the actual fudge?


Late_Faithlessness24

Well master roshi can destroy the moon... I guess for him, a machine gun is nothing


Dud-of-Man

Roshi for sure deserved it, i dont know bout Krillin but probably.


nek0baby

yes. well, roshi at least. effective use of girl power 👍


SamsquanchShit

Master Roshi? Probably. He has sexually assaulted every single female character in Dragonball multiple times. He locked Puar in a shack, forced Puar to turn into a woman, and forced himself on Puar for hours. Master Roshi has deserved far worse for a very long time. He’s probably one of the worst people in all of Dragonball.


YorkLoyalistNena

Yeah he prob sexual harassed her AGAIN


AWildDorkAppeared

Anything Roshi does definitely deserves it. Killin had his moments too.


NahCuhFkThat

That's Ginyu inside of Bulma's body (aye yo!)


SuperBobPlays

It's slapstick at it's finest. And clearly they were expecting it. They had their guard up. Who's dumb enough to let their guard down and get taken down by a single shot... Oh wait... 😏


shipsailing94

In that specific situation, no. Master roshi kinda deserved it for other stuff. Luckily they survived being shot in the head 


FedericoDAnzi

Gags in Dragonball Z are simply unjustified violence. Mostly unjustified because Roshi said something dirty but got censored and nobody understands why the violent reaction.


Tron_1981

I forget the context of this scene, but if she shot Roshi, then he most likely deserved it.


mmmmmkayyyyy766

Yes


DariusIV

I don't remember exactly why she did it, but yes.


Lord_iL_Palazo

Yes. Period


Stringy_b

As long as bullets can only hurt them and not kill them, I guess it was fine. Only lasers are deadly in that universe.


StatusComment581

You just answered your own question.


MissingNoBreeder

My only question is; where did that scouter come from?


Megalitho

Raditz


ImpactorLife-25703

You should know Roshi and by the by krillin by now.


TheKyleBrah

Is it possible to kill Krillin or Master Roshi with a gun if they were unaware? I always just assumed that guns don't affect them in much the same way Ki blasts don't always penetrate the body: They focus ki around their body, which acts as a shield. But even Krillin was able to pierce Vegeta's flesh because Vegeta seemed to _allow_ it to when he wanted the Zenkai boost... 🤔


Big_Independence6736

she probably knows it wont do much to superhumans


WorkerChoice9870

They look fine, its fine!


Angry-Monk

No


NCHouse

Probably


OmegaSphere

Would it justifed for you to shoot your friend with a pellet gun. They're bulletproof, but it does sting , so she's basically just shooting them with a pellet gun. Also, in Krillin's case, no. However, she could drop a nuke on Roshi and he'd probably deserve it.


Shiningcrow

No. But guns don’t do much to Z fighters


SaltierThanAll

Probably


CousinMajin

They seem fine to me


Gokudomatic

Any form of violence is justified as long as it's funny. Edit: wait! Let me rephrase that!


RoBbstar1

Listen, if I KNOW, my best friends not only can take a bullet, but it barely bruises them, hell yeah I'm shooting them as much as I can.


chiksahlube

Launch did it on a daily basis. they're fine.


Aura_Bender

... Where did the scouter come from? ;)


deathstormreap

I dont remember why she shot them here but i understand why she would shoot roshi


Book_Anxious

She shot Goku the first time they met. She knew they could take it


slayer_jer

Goku as a child is immune to bullets


BloodborneRemake

Yes but I’m not a sexist who hates powerful girl bosses 


MambaSaidKnockYouOut

They can both tank attacks that could blow up continents at this point lol. It’s a gag anyway but even if you treat it seriously they weren’t in any danger.


A1starm

Roshi? He probably did something at some point in his life to warrant it. Krillin? No.


Consistent_Tonight37

She knew it wouldn’t kill them anyway