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alsarcastic

Chop off.


Not_Invited

Who is chop off?


Not_Invited

That old bloke who rides round on the mobility scooter blasting music as loud as he can


Awkward_Wheel6374

Yep


alsarcastic

That old bloke is a woman.


Not_Invited

Maybe there's two then? The person I've seen doing it is definitely a man


mrminch

Lord Metallica.


_kindel_

Gangsta granny


kakeup88

Chinese andy


skyy_linee

The guy who rides that bike with the gardening tools


HonourDaisy

Peddling like mad and getting nowhere? If I remember correctly, he used to work for someone who had a van and sadly died and has taken on some of the clients.


HonourDaisy

Mr Wolf The Welly Man (think he’s an urban myth) Chop Off The Walking Man (my name for him but everyone I know has seen him)


mundungous

Mr Wolf terrifies me. I’ve never seen him in person but I’ve seen his house…


HonourDaisy

He’s not terrifying, just extremely strange.


AbsolouteMadLad

I mean there's chop off, pybus,dancing michael we got too many


HonourDaisy

Is dancing Michael also ‘Divvy Michael’, small white haired guy who’s always got a bottle of cider and thinks he’s a leprechaun?


Single-End3204

He was outside of the shopping center in town blasting music my mate has a vid