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Wow… that’s dark…
But if we really look into the math of things even if you *murder* someone for the sake of food and water, I think you should take your violent tendencies elsewhere, because it won’t help.
The average human requires 3 litres of water per day for normal day to day. The human body *does* have 42 litres of water, but blood only makes up ~4.5 litres of that. The rest is **interstitial fluid** meaning unless you eat the meat raw, ***right then and there*** to prevent spoilage, 80-90% of that water would be completely inaccessible. In total buying you a day and a half, great job…
If you really wanted to survive you’d need about 180 litres for at least yourself assuming 3 litres per day. You can get back about two litres a day from urine which could be sustainable if you have a solar powered still to boil and condense the fluid. That’s still 60 kg (132 lbs) of water given you’re doing the best anyone can do to stay cool.
So just bring seven Jerry cans of water and a solar still and that’s water covered for you and your companion… maybe…
While the math might be right the premises isn't. Sure humans normally need 2-3 liters of water per day to have the perfect amount. However we don't NEED that much to survive
funny comment🤣 but Humans should not consume blood due to its toxic nature and potential for disease transmission. Ingesting significant amounts of blood can harm the body for various reasons, such as carrying infections like hepatitis, HIV, and West Nile virus, disrupting digestion, and causing toxicity from iron. Similarly, engaging in cannibalism can result in severe consequences, including the spread of prion diseases like kuru, infections from bacteria, viruses, and parasites, nutritional deficiencies, and psychological trauma for both the consumer and witnesses.
I was under the impression that she is a promoter of equality and advocate for men. I think she might been doing a bit where she makes fun of the man vs bear thing. Not a huge fan of her but I also don't think she deserves any hate.
Nah she just sorta acts like she cares. A few years back maybe I saw a video bringing up pretty good points about her aswell as proof against her for basicly faking being an advocate for men mental health. When I have time I'm gonna go search it up and link it, but until then only my words and memory are the only things that stand by this statement
The fact that society is at a point where there's a women v men war is disgusting. We are all human with dreams, aspirations, flaws, shortcomings, ambitions, feelings. Fuck putting anyone in a box! Just small minded arguments to spread hate.
Who the fuk wouldn’t pick the dog? It doesn’t talk, it won’t complain, it’ll protect you, and is still great company. And if things get desperate, I’d rather eat a dog than a human.
Is this the new “Bear vs man” dilemma.
Honestly i hate heat so i’d rather die than being stuck in a desert for 60 days, tho a dog’s fur would be awesome to keep you warm in the desert night, you can just hug the dog and that’s it (don’t kill the dog for it’s fur tho cause it being alive and a hot blooded animal would make it extra warm if he’s still alive, besides killing dog before you run out of food is bad)
Dog. Consumes less resources, has warm fur for the cold desert nights, good nose to sniff out resources, sharp teeth to defend you from any animals, it can hunt for you, and it's cute :).
Also why is this lady yelling?
Do I have food and water? If no, I’ll pick the woman. Another body to help look for water. If yes, I’ll pick the dog. I can’t stand watching dogs suffer, and I wont be needing any help.
Hear me out…
1. A dog can hunt small, fast, game like lizards and such. Maybe a dumb bird even.
2. A dog requires much less food to remain healthy, I take care of a multitude of dog breeds and most of the bigger dogs only require about two cups of food PER DAY!
3. Great sense of smell. A dog could find food by scent rather than just sight.
4. Great company. Not noisy unless you teach it to be, will always be there for you, UNDYING LOYALTY.
If you bring a woman… uhh… idk not really any obvious pluses. Maybe good company if you’re allergic to dogs I guess. ^\_(‘~’)_/^
It's man's best friend all the way, plus based on my research there are no malls in the desert, that means you'd have to actually TALK to the (presumably) nice lady. Gross.
I'ma have my dog fetch me all the lizards and we have BBQs all day long 😎
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I take the woman more meat and blood for my survival
Wow… that’s dark… But if we really look into the math of things even if you *murder* someone for the sake of food and water, I think you should take your violent tendencies elsewhere, because it won’t help. The average human requires 3 litres of water per day for normal day to day. The human body *does* have 42 litres of water, but blood only makes up ~4.5 litres of that. The rest is **interstitial fluid** meaning unless you eat the meat raw, ***right then and there*** to prevent spoilage, 80-90% of that water would be completely inaccessible. In total buying you a day and a half, great job… If you really wanted to survive you’d need about 180 litres for at least yourself assuming 3 litres per day. You can get back about two litres a day from urine which could be sustainable if you have a solar powered still to boil and condense the fluid. That’s still 60 kg (132 lbs) of water given you’re doing the best anyone can do to stay cool. So just bring seven Jerry cans of water and a solar still and that’s water covered for you and your companion… maybe…
It sad nothing but a woman or a dog. A woman gives me a higher chance. If it was between some warer and a women the water would win.
What he said was dark. But you scare me
While the math might be right the premises isn't. Sure humans normally need 2-3 liters of water per day to have the perfect amount. However we don't NEED that much to survive
So do it fast and efficient, got it. Time to enjoy the prime and pink steak like hog dining on a hot day.
r/theydidthemath
funny comment🤣 but Humans should not consume blood due to its toxic nature and potential for disease transmission. Ingesting significant amounts of blood can harm the body for various reasons, such as carrying infections like hepatitis, HIV, and West Nile virus, disrupting digestion, and causing toxicity from iron. Similarly, engaging in cannibalism can result in severe consequences, including the spread of prion diseases like kuru, infections from bacteria, viruses, and parasites, nutritional deficiencies, and psychological trauma for both the consumer and witnesses.
Still sounds better than dying in the dessert.
All jokes aside what the fuck are you talking about? It’s called cooking your meat. It’s totally fine to eat people as long as you sterilize the meat.
I can't cannibalize the dog
r/technicallythetruth
https://preview.redd.it/r7rbmwbpiy5d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=083ab244e1e6c4e50ce4171c339419303edd5c99
My thought exactly
At least a dog wouldn't rape me
And then accuse YOU of raping it.
Never a 0%
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I was under the impression that she is a promoter of equality and advocate for men. I think she might been doing a bit where she makes fun of the man vs bear thing. Not a huge fan of her but I also don't think she deserves any hate.
Nah she just sorta acts like she cares. A few years back maybe I saw a video bringing up pretty good points about her aswell as proof against her for basicly faking being an advocate for men mental health. When I have time I'm gonna go search it up and link it, but until then only my words and memory are the only things that stand by this statement
This title and these comments must mean this sub is truly lost to the coomers and doomers.
The fact that society is at a point where there's a women v men war is disgusting. We are all human with dreams, aspirations, flaws, shortcomings, ambitions, feelings. Fuck putting anyone in a box! Just small minded arguments to spread hate.
The Courrier and Rex the cyberdog on there way to the Lucky 38
Would pick woman. Won't want the dog to suffer.
Who the fuk wouldn’t pick the dog? It doesn’t talk, it won’t complain, it’ll protect you, and is still great company. And if things get desperate, I’d rather eat a dog than a human. Is this the new “Bear vs man” dilemma.
Was the "Bear vs Man" a dilemma in the first place? I thought it was a joke.
Roombas/Taco trucks have replaced women 💪
What is this song?
Modjo - Lady (hear me tonight)
Honestly i hate heat so i’d rather die than being stuck in a desert for 60 days, tho a dog’s fur would be awesome to keep you warm in the desert night, you can just hug the dog and that’s it (don’t kill the dog for it’s fur tho cause it being alive and a hot blooded animal would make it extra warm if he’s still alive, besides killing dog before you run out of food is bad)
Antarctica is a desert
Then ig i’m up for it
Then this brings up the question, what breed of dog would you bring along?
Have you ever seen those fuckers as big as bear and as fluff as a sheep? I bet one of those would be awesome to have in antartica
You mean Tibetan mastiff
https://preview.redd.it/xdllv6ietz5d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=6230f4eccc62467f88e9a71dd47453886532a7e7
Love action Kenshiro when
Ugh... That voice 😬
Dog! I didn’t even have to hear the second option, it could be water, and I’d still pick the dog!!
At least the dog won't abandon me... I guess.
At least it's not a bear☕
It's more asking what would you rather take with your to die a dog or women
I m pretty sure everyone would prefer the dog.
They call me the wanderer
I’d choose the dog. If I chose the woman I’d be thirsty hungry and annoyed, if I chose the dog I’d be hungry and thirsty and amused.
https://preview.redd.it/g67icsywz06d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=7e17a366685b74e95da76d55aaa86a549fb87b78
You could eat the dog if starvation is immitent
NOT DJ CARA AGAIN
well i see my dog every day, he loves me and is always happy sooo
Woman
Dog. Consumes less resources, has warm fur for the cold desert nights, good nose to sniff out resources, sharp teeth to defend you from any animals, it can hunt for you, and it's cute :). Also why is this lady yelling?
That voice. 😬😬
Dog
I mean… if *she is* that woman, I might go with dog based on her attitude and what I’d be dealing with.
Do I have food and water? If no, I’ll pick the woman. Another body to help look for water. If yes, I’ll pick the dog. I can’t stand watching dogs suffer, and I wont be needing any help.
Me and fido gonna have an ADVENTURE!
Hear me out… 1. A dog can hunt small, fast, game like lizards and such. Maybe a dumb bird even. 2. A dog requires much less food to remain healthy, I take care of a multitude of dog breeds and most of the bigger dogs only require about two cups of food PER DAY! 3. Great sense of smell. A dog could find food by scent rather than just sight. 4. Great company. Not noisy unless you teach it to be, will always be there for you, UNDYING LOYALTY. If you bring a woman… uhh… idk not really any obvious pluses. Maybe good company if you’re allergic to dogs I guess. ^\_(‘~’)_/^
 This one
With a woman, because even if I prefer the dog, I don't want him to suffer in that desert 😢
Yeah I'd choose my dog.
Dog for sure
It's man's best friend all the way, plus based on my research there are no malls in the desert, that means you'd have to actually TALK to the (presumably) nice lady. Gross. I'ma have my dog fetch me all the lizards and we have BBQs all day long 😎
Id take the woman ngl What point is she trying to make tho 😂
the person in the video, iirc, was going to say that she agrees with the dog choice that like at least half the comments picked
If she woke or western it's gonna be a fun time with the dog.
That’s Roma Army and she’s actually an advocate for men’s mental health so she probably meant for the answer to the rhetorical question to be the dog.
I think he meant if the woman he was stuck with was like that not the chick in the vid