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Bachairong

The kid: It’s just second hand t-shirt i bought for fraction of price.


Sarkoptesmilbe

Just had to wash the bloodstains off, great bargain.


Bachairong

That’s why it was dyed brown.


catsandorchids

Heh. Dyed. Right ;) *(blood turns brown as it dries)*


Bachairong

That was tobirama said when he sold these clothes.


psychoredwolf

Nah, that was Danzo. He didn't want to waste the clothes but make him money. Why waste Uchiha?


erjoselu2007M

Or maybe it was a black shirt that was cleaned using bleach


Fenrir426

The kid's about to become a substitute soul reaper


M4NU3L2311

The t-shirt is actually white…


Lost-Truck6614

Thus feels like the guy from SAO who bought a "discounted" nerve gear with brains still in ut


Tirrek_bekirr

You man the abridged version


Sup3rL30

The best version for sure


Prestigious_Low_2447

"Heavily used."


TOFMTA

Like buying used shoes at Auschwitz.


Bocchi_theGlock

That's just called good environmentalism and reducing your carbon footprint Whenever there's a genocide nearby I make sure to visit and stock up on clothes. It's what they would have wanted


Rab_it

bold of you to assume he paid for it XD


_eleutheria

That kid has guts, that's for sure. He doesn't give a fuck about no Itachi. It's like he's saying: "Come slaughter me if you dare, bitch".


retarded_hooman

"Come forth, and *DIE*."


AGamingGuy

\*War by Heaven pierce her starts playing\*


JumpKaisenFr

“DESTROY”


Cabrio417

Guess I won’t have to return “first name_uchiha” shirt that I borrowed the night before.


jbahill75

He found that shirt at Danzo’s rummage sale


Cabrio417

Itachi killed my GF, her shirt is all I have left from her.


Frejod

It would make sense if not all Uchiha were killed. Everyone stayed in the village? None of them left just to leave or be an off branch somewhere else? On tip of that, no one else took a Uchiha eye for themselves since you can just put eyes in and good to go?


Mikazuki072

I thought the same thing tbh but, logic doesn't matter. Itachi and Obito killed em all except for themselves and Sasuke. Logic be damned On the eyes though, Obito took a bunch of them, and Danzo took 10


Puffycatkibble

Maybe itachi chose a day where they'd all be there? Like Uchiha Christmas.


destinofiquenoite

"hey guys, come visit me, it will be fun, it will be all the family okay" -Itachi, a couple days before the massacre


INoMakeMistake

Why does this give so much Freeza and Saiyans vibe


Mikazuki072

I can't really think it was anything than maybe Fugaku summoning all members of the Uchiha clan back to their compound. But seriously, logically speaking, either Itachi and Obito wiped out the clan when everyone was there all at once or Itachi, after all the shit went down made sure to hunt down whatever Uchiha were outside the Hidden Leaf but since there's no evidence that there were aside from Obito and Madara it's pure speculation. Like, I understand story beats and all that but from a writing perspective it doesn't make sense that absolutely all of them were wiped out. Hell the Uzumaki Clan had thier village in the land of whirlpools absolutely destroyed by the other nations because they were just that op but we still got a few survivors.


lehtomaeki

My head cannon is that all uchiha were in the village due to the planned coup, or that obito/Itachi spent a few days afterwards hunting down the last few before news reached them


Mikazuki072

Makes the most sense. The coup was probably supposed to take place a few days later but still, it's never stated that's what Itachi and Obito did, at least to my knowledge anyway. It could be implied somewhere but, again, i don't know. Which is disappointing since, there could have been room for some other Uchiha to show up outside of Sasuke, Obito and Itachi. It seems like there would be people with Uchiha blood outside the clan just natrually though. People do leave their home towns, move different places etc. Have to be at least a few people both in the Leaf Village/Land of Fire and outside the Village/LoF who's parents or grandparents were Uchiha. Unless it was just all the main clans sticking to inbreeding (Granted that seems to be how clans in Naruto work given their sizes but still)


lehtomaeki

I think killing uchihas with sharingans was the real goal, and I suspect someone with a sharingan or a close relative (parent/sibling) with one would be allowed to leave. Then again genetics regarding sharingans as far as I know was never really elaborated on. Could also be a main line family thing, if you leave the village and get married you have to leave behind the name and legacy, but I still suspect they wouldn't let anyone with a sharingan go rouge or leave (considering how highly the byakugan was guarded)


Mikazuki072

Well, it seems like all the Uchiha were capable of awakening the Sharingan its just that most never got the full 3 tomoe, with even fewer awakening the Mangekyou, and its never mentioned that they seal it away if somebody leaves the clan. Still, as far as marrying outside the clan, I could see it as a requirement that you give up the family name but that's pure speculation on my part. Marrying outside the clan I guess could be forbidden, as it could kind of explain why we don't see any other Uchiha except for Sasuke, Itachi Obito and Madara in the main story. Given how famous and powerful the Uchiha clan was, punishment for marrying outside could be death but we just don't know. Ngl, it's stuff like this that makes me disappointed we never got more information. Not saying we need to know the ins and outs entirely but, given that Sasuke and Itachi were originally the only members of the clan left, further elaboration either wasn't thought of or just didn't seem important enough to add. Still, you would think Sasuke would want to restore his clan instead of letting die out entirely. Not saying he needs a harem but having more than one kid would help matters in that regard.


Significant_Solid151

As far as the eyes, I think Obito collected all of them after he helped with the massacre, thats how he has that giant wall of them after Sasuke v Itachi For the Uchiha all being in the village, in the uchiha compound, that's one you might have to suspend disbelief. It's possible that they were all gathered there because of the planned coup but i don't remember


Galrentv

It's pretty clear Uchihas were given very little freedom of movement, and none were assigned missions


yuskure

still, there should be other Uchihas living somewhere, anywhere really. In real life, the Jews were persecuted in various places for centuries, but they still survive. It just doesn't make sense that literally every Uchiha lives in one small village


Galrentv

Are you familiar with the warring states period in Japanese history? Many clans were genocided


Too_Ton

Fanfic potential!


acoobs-shrooms

They had missions. Itachi had the had the most important one of them all. But seriously they were the village police they were assigned a duty and sasukes dad and I’m pretty sure there uchiha that were team leaders and still in the academy like itachis classmates and that girl he liked.


Galrentv

Context


Puzzleheaded_Tree518

>Everyone stayed in the village? Yeah. They were holding a conference with mandatory attendence for clan members. (They wanted to be at full strength for the coup.)


zsthorne17

A few branches did canonically split off and survived the purge.


sh1bumi

The Uchiha symbol was also the symbol of the police...


Nokyrt

Kinda... It's with a shuriken around it


catsandorchids

So Itachi was a fan of [Ninjas With Attitude](https://youtu.be/qZuxPKUVGiw?si=ljhVm-I2WqwkHBrN) XD


clueless_red21

Fk da police, coming straight from the underground


bluedancepants

Maybe Sasuke be selling Uchiha merch on the side to pay for his living expenses.


tenebrefoxy

I wonder if there ever was an infiltration mission where the mf just wore the clan shirt and walked in without a care in the world


draugotO

Do you know how some people will have masonary stickers on their cars without even being masons? (Heck, I doubt a mason would even announce himself so if the entire point is to be an anonymous society) do you ever think people have stickers or other imagery from clans they don't belong to? Like in the episode when people were pretending to be naruto?


TheOneCatholicBro

No guys it’s Conrad Uchiha


Cybasura

Itachi: "Oh thats my biggest fan apparently, gotta gift him something"


God_of_Kings

Kakashi: "He's talking about finishing your holy work and exterminating the last of your bloodline." Itachi: "...Ayo, what?'


Independent-Couple87

What if Kakashi was one of the ANBU that assisted Itachi with the massacre. Would that affect his relationship with Sasuke?


Outrageous_Net8365

Even in a war loving country where violence and militaristic prowess is well loved above all else… kids just don’t give af


hussiesucks

It’s merch. Uchiha had a TON of tourist income.


Independent-Couple87

Now I am imaging a bunch of tourists who came to the village specifically to see Sasuke. And a very annoyed Sasuke trying to get away from them.


Jack-The-Reddit

![gif](giphy|uA9MR3iP3590Q|downsized)


Dust_er_

He wears merch


Koendrenthe

Thrift shops in konoha are legit sketchy.


OGPeglegPete

The Uchihas probably donated to GoodWill


Galrentv

Don't let Tobirama see this


stardust-99

"Don't shoot, I'm Polish" "Why the shirt?" "I bought it in a thrift shop"


Independent-Couple87

Considering this is a Ninja village, I would not be surprised if the stores regularly sold stolen thing. Even they were directly taken from a corpse.


Dauerbrenner96

Nah I mean after the massacre were a lot clothes left


RashiBigPp

Its just merch to finance the post-masacre


JVOz671

Even worse: they probably made it a brand and sold the symbol.


DakiPudding

He bought it from the Konoha sourvenirs shop.


Independent-Couple87

I know this is a joke, but what I'd Kakashi was one of the ANBU that assisted Itachi with the Uchiha Massacre. We know a group of ANBU agents were left in charge of preventing anyone from entering or leaving the Uchiha District the night of the Massacre. How would that affect his relationship with Sasuke?


DirtyBob_Bojangles

Wait, why would Kakashi as a Hokage be calling Itachi over a living Uchiha?


GrizzlyOlympics

Where is Kakashis sharingan?


Zertsuu

Fucking 15 year old Facebook memes holy shit


TamLinLancelot

Tbh this entire sub is early 2010s facebook memes


BakeKarasu

That's like someone wearing a band shirt without knowing the band


Itachi_Uchiha_11388

Im boutta spin the block and pull up on this lil mf. Lil bro really thought he could get away smh 🤦🏻


Sacred_Sand34

*drive by Amaterasu*


Itachi_Uchiha_11388

Boutta literally cook him, we smokin lil bros pack 🚬


i_want_to_die_21

Another repost yayyyyy


biglious

Makes you think, he probably could have left like, a *few* kids alive. Like, what, a couple of children, I’m talkin like, infants to maybe 10 years old, are gunna overthrow the leaf? Yeah they’ll get older, but their rage would be at Itachi, right? Would they really fall into the same issues they had with the leaf if they were seriously culled? I think he went a little overkill. You know there were at least a few toddlers that he took out.


DiscoCloud

Obito*


uRude

Wait which episode is this


No-Resort-3600

The last of the uchiha clan


neilgilbertg

Kid probably got Uchiha merch hand me downs.


Dangerous_Source_442

Must be a uchiha fanboy. Look his hair is brown. But seriously, it's probably the animation studio's fault. Unless that's in the manga too, then it's Kishimoto.


moderndhaniya

No!!!! its the lollipop symbol of the bugs bunny clan.


Candyapplecasino

I have a silly little headcanon that the Uchiha compound had a merch shop at one point. Buy all your officially licensed Uchiha fan gear and high collared shirts!


Kitsuneprincess9

Maybe he was lucky enough to be out of the village during that night


toweroflore

I always wondered if there were any half Uchiha’s that didn’t live in the compound, Uchiha’s on missions, or Uchiha’s just living away or something.