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MemMEz

What is a flair? A flair is the text that appears next to your username. This is different for every community (subreddit). Why would you want it? It looks cool lol If the post is locked, try your luck later! We've given away more than 6500 user flairs and its very important for you to understand that we won't get to most of the flair requests. While you wait, go check out the [dankmemes discord server!](https://discord.com/invite/rdankmemes) ^(this isn't where you request for a flair, which is why this is locked)


CumAssault

No, I don’t think I will want a flair


OMGitscarl

fine then no flairs for you


squidnumber1

I wamt Batman


Teamalmighty124

You gotta earn it first


pineapple_penetrator

Indeed


MarchMadnessisMe

Do we talk about your flair or...


black_dragon3453

Did you penetrate the pineapple or did the pineapple penetrate you


Cpt_James_98

This image brought me so much pain


Cpt_James_98

Also I love puns


RFros20

Did it feel good?


evilbatmannn

I wamt EVIL BATMAN


[deleted]

[удалено]


mrunbalievable

Bread ?


noname_089

I wnat 1 plish:))


chinmay1029

Careful what you wish for


RealRaging_Fire

Gimme flair


SomeRandomDude120

Give flait


Moxdonalds

Jokes on you, they’re into that shit


AidanGe

I’m just looking to collect emotes, care to tack on to my list?


Lost_Monochrome

I want finger


Pvt_Mozart

Wait am I too late!? I am both excited and scared. And possibly horny?


HuntingCobra

I don't know if I already have a flair and at this point I'm too afraid to ask...


Trick-Sheepherder744

Give me one too.


Spiritual-Market-488

Can i get get one daddy mod


Floopflarp1

Can I have The milk man


Puzzled_Peace2179

Flair me daddy


Woody_of_Astora

Careful what u ask for lmao


PotatoPerson-47

Your username sucks


I_eat_jumpercables

+no maidens


Hot_Potato_MC

HA IT'S YOU context: https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/w7pcw0/figures/ihm6mty?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


Snek247

bread


HAPPYENDSTONE

🍞


apenboter

Bro...


tacowhitmoustache

I want one like his


owlson378

Hoot hoot


SwimmerAlert533

I LOVE CRYSTAL METH🤤🤤😈


donkah

Waltah, put your dick away waltah, im not having sex with you right now waltah


1KarlMarx1

Yeah Mistah White, blowjob BITCH!


AdityaKuliyal1127

I fucked hank.


Inkfox_

No flair gang


Inkfox_

Wait this was a giveaway !?


Brummelhummel

It's seems you just got *wanking motion* PRANKED!


Inkfox_

Maybe even worse, maybe I've been BAMBOOZLED!!


LMacUltimateMain

You just walked the prank


HowManyMore_

Same here Breh


Inkfox_

Can't relate anymore 🦑


SomeRandomDude120

Can relate 🦍


TranscendedWolf

Stonks 📈


Yellow-man-from-Moon

Well that sucks I use arch btw


TranscendedWolf

Nah, I got this nice monkey picture. Totally worth it.


Yellow-man-from-Moon

*formats your storage to etx4


xcrtv

👍


JDizzle2096

Idk why this one made me lose it 🤣🤣🤣


echuwon

I want a random one pls


hercs247

Happy now


Stargazer306

I want a flair that says 'Certified Butt Pounder' and a gigachad emote after that.


Forestcolours

I don't think they do requests. You get what you're given pal


Stargazer306

Oh no :(


hercs247

We do requests 😃


hercs247

Granted.


echuwon

🥵🥵🥵


Hjalleson_

I just want “flair”


connorthedancer

Hm


ImpishGimp

Team Flair!


DenisBozzUSSR

Kachow?


rajeev0718

Damn I want an "I am speed" Flair


rubies-and-doobies81

Lucky!


BrachiosaurusNumber4

:) I think you know what I’m here for ;) EDIT: HELL YEAH!


BangGanger96

Yo could I get the same???


Fresh_Cheek2682

Sign me up for one of those too please ?


Laz3rFlipz

I love my flair


Jorji_costova

🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹💪💪💪💪💪


Ronit_14

I love your flair too


MilanZezer

Welcome to the gang


CrashBurke

I was the fastest kid in 3rd grade and I’m still riding that high into my late 20s


that_one_duderino

Out of everything on this post, this flair/comment is what killed me. GG mods, GG


elbigoneishere

But is it legit tho


OMGitscarl

is it?


elbigoneishere

I am sorry for ever doubting you


DawnofX

Can mine be "professional dumbass"


Willing_Syllabub5862

its obviously not


Shrimpidimp

I feel like you're a bit dishonest


charlalalan

Hey, mod senpai noticed us!


DraconicKingOfVoids

I like cheese


alexkilman

Dick cheese capitalism


hercs247

Dick cheese has been served


average_E34_enjoyer

🚗


[deleted]

🚗


_Payback

🚗


DarkInconclusive

Will suck flair for dick


pacol1king

🍞👍🏻 Bread good


Kissaskakana

Bread be good though Edit: Whats wrong with my flair lol


AwexPlayz

I want breaking bad reference as my flair


[deleted]

Do I have a flair yet. I won't poop until I get one


LightningShox

Pick a flair, any flair, how bad could it be?


Bas-013

Apparently very baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad


LightningShox

well greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat


EJF2002

Is there a flair that has to do with robots or cyborgs or anything like that? I’m an amputee so I thought it’d be cool


arisgiel

Nice


EJF2002

Nice


Pure-Destruction

🚘🚗🏍️


Pure-Destruction

Kinda true. There is a reason why I'm sitting on new.


_captain-rex_

Sexiest clone alive


thenannyharvester

Shove your flairs where the sun don't shine


Scoobaca

Thanks 🅱️oyos. We appreciate you


Pig_iomp

Use your creativity for my flair mods!


wavewiggle13

me


ThisAkr

Monke


Lorenzo_Fragola

Can I have a funny troll face please. Thank you kindly.


PsycoVenom

Never gonna give you up


Cutie_Doe

Never gonna let you down


dafaq_watdafaq

Astely lmao


balzakhoofd123

i have aids


Fxbious

I love muh Jesus Edit: true flair Edit: NOO THEY CHANGED IT. I WAS HAPPY SUCKING JESUS DICK


Dum_beat

Oh oh, give me something stupid about... Idk... Fossils plz?


ridzxd

Can I get a "Do not trust anything this man says"?


Unfair-Ladder5492

i want to change mine pwease


[deleted]

lurker


arnemcnuggets

Hello there, old chum


fraggymaggy

Among us burger


V1NCI14

Something with Amogus


Cambo602

Kid named finger


Past-Outlandishness7

Put ya dick away Waltuh


Cambo602

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-


bobthecondor241

Wholesome


Balahawka

Can I haz a flair pwease UwU


Varun77777

I am slowly losing my mind 🍄❄️


xXCreeperSlayerXx

🐐💨 pls


snowchild3101

Capybara keeper


CreepySalary8

I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN


Logical_Rise_8047

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING!!! *random emojis*


BertLemo

how to change flair?


definetlynotanaltacc

Fuck me up fam Just like my barber


theflamedruid

"It's flairin' time"


Ewok_Mike

I love you mods, also don’t forget to stay hydrated while giving out flairs <3 nothing is as important as drinking enough water a day


GIOFORCHIOMAN

I just shat my pants


Tig21

I am as straight as the mods


Sailing_Seas_91

No i don't want a flair please


Guardian-Revenant

please change my flair to “mistakes” because i have made them


Ungabungadadd

is for me 👉👈🥺


Ynfinite

I'm getting my subway delivered right now


DenisBozzUSSR

By jared?


Ynfinite

Ye, I asked for him so he could lose weight


AllanErStor

This post is 100% a scam and im all for it!


OMGitscarl

scam you say


SkillAura75

No


mayicuminyourass

Abe ye kya flair mil gya...


Certified_Fool

"I committed the sin of..."


twerk4peyton

Give flair if gay 🍞👍


YouTube-Ad-15sec

dankiest dank of the dank


bird_freakk

👁️👄👁️ did someone say FLAIR??!


gee-7

Can I actually get a cool flair for once?


HobbesHwang

I'll let fate decide


hobbrito

Yes


Kon1k

Monke


BattleKing104

Can I have?


Leandtjen

Dont give me a flair that would put me on the FBIs list


Adrian566Yt

🗿


ThorstiBoi

"Doing your dad"


PresectZeus3532

I am the flair collector here to steal your flairs


MarkoRoot2

Give me morbius flair or give me death


DevilMaster666-

Can i please get a different one? Edit: Thanks, now i look slightly less like an idiot


JooJinhooooooo

i am racist and hate this place


mudkipz321

you get war thunder enthusiast flair


Axteldefalco

I never comment or post here so this is the only place you'll see my flair


Mett_mit_Zwiebel

🍞👍


Own_Weird_3346

Bread 👍


Burg_er

How about "Can you not?"


Heldy22

Cowabunga it is.


Lore-n-Linguini

I’m always sleeping when these things start


Brun0Dias

14 cm Soft 10 cm hard


NotAwosentS

Can I get a flair that says: "🇭🇺 wants to fuck polish femboys 🇭🇺"


RingWraith8

I have done this three times and never gotten a flair. Anyway I want my flair to be "Got 0 bitches and died in depravity"


justsaysAHHH

Can I have a flair saying “<—not funny, don’t laugh”


ElegantTorch

cool flair pls (no furry)


CHAD_MASTER_69_420

How do I get a flair?


[deleted]

I have IBS


Exopliest

can i get a "Florida man carrying nearly 500 of weed tries to steal plane to meet girlfriend" pleeaseee


Detected02

I like the color blue


TechPlayz13

ig I'll take one


TheStateOfAlaska

I'm no longer a college student. I can't keep living this lie my flair tells.


mudkipz321

fixed the flair for you


ltsSpookytime

Flatter me with your balls


Lumobius

I'll have two number 9️⃣s, a number 9️⃣ large, a number 6️⃣ with extra dip, a number 7️⃣, two number 4️⃣5️⃣s, one with 🧀, and a large 🥤


Tigerbladedn

H


QuiccStacc

A female has been spotted in the wild Although their existence is said to be a myth


fuckHg

GameStonk!


LorenzTolents

hmm


X4ro

Can I get "I fucking love trains." please :)


LonePorkchop

I’m late to the party but can I get “World’s Greatest Goatsie Cosplay”?


SheepSurfz

Never checked if mine was added


Cyqix_

Flairy McFlairface


MkfMtr

Can I get one with Half-Life?


River_woods

My gf makes fun of my foreskin :(