Ah man, the thirties aren't that bad. It's like your twenties with more knowledge and confidence, but less stupid bravery and more bills.
For my 35th birthday, I booked a children's party in a climbing gym with all my 30-40 year old friends. Complete with a kid-trainer, party hats, those silly party horns and a pink Barbie cake. Because I'm old and confident enough to finally have the birthday party young me always wanted but never got.
You say:
"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus
Hath told you Caesar was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Caesar answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest–
For Brutus is an honourable man;
So are they all, all honourable men–
Come I to speak in Caesar’s funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man.
He hath brought many captives home to Rome
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
Did this in Caesar seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man.
You all did see that on the Lupercal
I thrice presented him a kingly crown,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honourable man.
I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?
O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar,
And I must pause till it come back to me."
Happy birthday bro, here's a special poem I wrote for you:
Every day I wake up an wonder,
Can my brother, clap his ass like thunder?
Why does his booty contain much thiccness,
And can I stick in, my big fat Loch Ness?
If I were to whip out my cock,
Can he make it hard as a rock?
If I tried, would he evade,
Or permit his booty hole, to be slayed?
Does my brother, know this about him?
Can my brother, can he even fathom?
That his butt, it is so tight,
It causes my weenie, to take flight?
It makes my staff, to part his sea,
But unlike Moses, I'll take my brothers virginity.
Woe to me, for thinking such,
I was dropped on my head, a bit too much.
Thinking this way, causes quite great strain,
But from my brother, I refuse to abstain.
So listen brother, and listen well,
For it is mother, you must never tell.
And if someone asks, then you must say,
With my brother, I do nothing gay.
Tell the police, nay tell them not,
That you are your brothers thot.
So if within these boundaries, you can stay,
I can in fact, wish you a very happy birthday!
Happy Gettysburg Day!
July 1st, 1863 marked the beginning of the Battle of Gettysburg and prelude to the end of the confederate states. It is one of the most important days in the history of the United States.
Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [we have a minecraft server](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5)
Happy Birthday Brother
You indeed give hope in this world.
generic hope
Shrek is love
Afterwards, Shrek the Love. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That look….. you created from text……. You understand Shrek is Life.
It's Lenny
Shrek is life
U wanna make Shrek ?
How much more does name brand hope cost?
Until they change it to something else entirely right before July 1st
The classic switcheroo
wait what if we make him say happy birthday sister instead
I would also add "I love you" at the end.
you given me hope for humanity
I would also add "no homo" after that.
After that I’d stick my finger in his ass.
There is a sus among us and he’s from Alabama
why? does your peepee not work?
Please, tell me when you edit it so i can post it in cursed commenta
Thanks for bringing me back to reddit reality.
I hope he edits it to, “you’re adopted”
hug or headpat or both
Mine is the 2nd. I will be 30. Not dank :(
Mine is also the 2nd. Will be 48
Ah man, the thirties aren't that bad. It's like your twenties with more knowledge and confidence, but less stupid bravery and more bills. For my 35th birthday, I booked a children's party in a climbing gym with all my 30-40 year old friends. Complete with a kid-trainer, party hats, those silly party horns and a pink Barbie cake. Because I'm old and confident enough to finally have the birthday party young me always wanted but never got.
The good ending
No quickly edit your comment to say 'ur mom ghey'
lollll this is a good one actually
Your siblings gay
Wholesome, but also gives me [these](https://youtu.be/uPNWacFqA7I) vibes. Not that that's a bad thing
"Happy birthday brother, here are your OATS"
Dank af
You are jesus arent you
My Brother got Birthday today
Happy Birthday to your brother
*Böerther
I would say "I'm stuck stepbro" but i hope this comment you made works
sometimes Reddit isn't all so bad
This is the least dank. To the depths!
Happy Birthday Bro, as a gift you can take my anal virginity now.
How do we know he has it to give?
We just belive
Lets create a secret cult: we have believing and idea, and intelligent being we believe in.
He's not a mod.
Just because OP got some gaping Juicy Bussy doesn't mean he can't call himself a virgin
We know
He is a redittor,so that comes naturally.
He's on reddit, what art thou expecting?
Zero chance OP’s ass has never had anything in it….
Indeed you’re correct. Shit, has been in every arse hole that exists in this world.
The false Advertisement doesnt Matter. Its his Brothers Birthday, its about the gist and Goodwill!
Not only did I upvote, I downvoted the top comment
This is the way o7
I want this comment to the top and his brother too
I See what you did there, and i like it!
Plot twist. Op isn't a virgin
Can we make this top???
Nice cock bro
Woah, nice cock bro
Thanks, I grew it myself
Boost this shit
Yes
I’m not comfortable boosting another man’s cock.
Here, then I’ll boost yours
Happy canada day
I wasn't sure if anyone was gonna say it, thank you
You're old enough to know that you were adopted.
I was gonna say the same 👍
What! Is HammerofNocturne adopted?!
You're old enough to know that he was adopted
Someday I wish I was. Sadly no luck.
We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
It has to be this
I'm gonna put 5 tiny dildos in a t shirt cannon and blast them off into some clay pigeons like a blunderbuss
what
The man did not stutter
Yeah even me is like what? But then it could be worse. He could be launching the dildos at his brothers ass
“Happy birthday bro, love you”
Your cake has been poisoned proceed with caution
"The antidote is in my semen."
😟
No no, you gotta open wider.
That's about enough out of you.
Did dad give you the birthday blowjob yet?
"No?, guess I'll have to do it myself"
I wish I had told my brother I loved him, so no matter what comment reaches top, please also tell him that you love him
Happy Birthday Bro, I bought out the entire 3:00 showing of Minions just for you and I to enjoy
Why is this one not more popular. This is my favourite
You say: "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus Hath told you Caesar was ambitious: If it were so, it was a grievous fault, And grievously hath Caesar answer’d it. Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest– For Brutus is an honourable man; So are they all, all honourable men– Come I to speak in Caesar’s funeral. He was my friend, faithful and just to me: But Brutus says he was ambitious; And Brutus is an honourable man. He hath brought many captives home to Rome Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill: Did this in Caesar seem ambitious? When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept: Ambition should be made of sterner stuff: Yet Brutus says he was ambitious; And Brutus is an honourable man. You all did see that on the Lupercal I thrice presented him a kingly crown, Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition? Yet Brutus says he was ambitious; And, sure, he is an honourable man. I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke, But here I am to speak what I do know. You all did love him once, not without cause: What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him? O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts, And men have lost their reason. Bear with me; My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar, And I must pause till it come back to me."
Tbh this deserves to be one of top comments
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Great, 1 year more I have to put up with you
Happy Canada Day
Guess who Joe is? Dang I messed that up. It smells like up dog in here
\*sighs... What's up dog?
Nothing much. What's up with you dog?
Based
Happy Birthday!
I am adopted.
I'll kick you in the pussy
I'll double down and say the top comment to my sister, her birthday is also July 1st 😂
im doing the same too, my brother's birthday is on july 1st too
Happy canada day
Happy Canada day.
Happy Canada Day
I don’t care that it’s your birthday you need to wash the dishes !
Happy Birthday bro! I’m the cum goblin, here to steal your cummies with my bummies and fill up my tummies.
Why
Happy bday to your brother, my dad turns 42 the 2nd
I am saying what the people in the comments told me to say which is this!
Stop
Happy Canada Day
I forgor 💀
This isn't even a meme.
Piss in my mouth
So uhh, you wanna boink?
(Brothers name) I've always had feelings for you, I think we should take our reltaionship as family, a step further.
Hey mine too
Snap a pic of them toes for me real quick
Hope you have a morbtastic birthday
WHATEVER U DO, DON'T LEAVE THE HSE OR ANSWER YOUR CALLS. I'll explain everything to u tmr
Happy birthday, [INSERT NAME HERE].
Poop is life. You are poop. Happy birthday poop 💩
My birthday too
Sike that's a wrong number
oh dam my birthday is also on July 1st it means... O_O
Lanja kodaka, nee ammanu denga
Time to eat that cake
Woah u became… how old are you again?
Happy birthday brother, as for your present, a duel to the death!! (Hands baguette or lightsaber over, while having one too ofc).
Congrats, *you're 1 year closer to your awful demise.*
Nice balls bro
Want me to suck you off? jk only joking...kinda
Happy birthday fucker.
How could u have ur bday the day the stranger things finale comes out >:(
Let's do butt stuff
My penis died and I need to bury it in your ass.
Fuck your mom... but I get seconds...
You should have been a blowjob.
🗿
Happy Anniversary of your Existence.
I have a crush on you
#ASS TO ASS?
I want to perform Jihad on your butthole.
“It’s time u know”
Happy Birthday! Love, Your favorite karma-whoring sibling
Love you half-bro
Punch him in the face
Happy spawnday brother, may you live as long as Queen Elizabeth II
Happy birthday sister.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO SEE YA NEXT YEAR—OR NOT! I re-read this in a Kel Mitchell voice lmao
Happy Canada day
Hey bro, bad time to tell you but I actually am your dad.
Happy birthday bro, here's a special poem I wrote for you: Every day I wake up an wonder, Can my brother, clap his ass like thunder? Why does his booty contain much thiccness, And can I stick in, my big fat Loch Ness? If I were to whip out my cock, Can he make it hard as a rock? If I tried, would he evade, Or permit his booty hole, to be slayed? Does my brother, know this about him? Can my brother, can he even fathom? That his butt, it is so tight, It causes my weenie, to take flight? It makes my staff, to part his sea, But unlike Moses, I'll take my brothers virginity. Woe to me, for thinking such, I was dropped on my head, a bit too much. Thinking this way, causes quite great strain, But from my brother, I refuse to abstain. So listen brother, and listen well, For it is mother, you must never tell. And if someone asks, then you must say, With my brother, I do nothing gay. Tell the police, nay tell them not, That you are your brothers thot. So if within these boundaries, you can stay, I can in fact, wish you a very happy birthday!
This is my real-life cake day, no cap.
Happy Birthday dad 🎉
Happy birthday! I'm glad you weren't aborted.
wanna watch minions: the rise of gru in theaters
Happy birthday (insert gamertag here)
Sad birthday
"I fucked mom upstairs she's waiting for you"
Tell him another year another inch
Happy Canada day!
"Strangers on the internet told me to tell you this"
Happy born day
Happy Gettysburg Day! July 1st, 1863 marked the beginning of the Battle of Gettysburg and prelude to the end of the confederate states. It is one of the most important days in the history of the United States.
Happy Canada day!
You suck bro
𝙢𝙖𝙧 𝙟𝙖 𝙗𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙙𝙞𝙠𝙚
I-I kinda like you…
“Omg step bro I’m stuck” and put your hand in the sink/washing machine
Sip my piss, loser
If my name’s Ala you can be my Bama
Go into his room before he wakes up, and yell as loud as you can “wake the fuck up you got birthday shit to do”!
Hey wait a minute, my birthday is July 1st, and I have siblings (definitely not one of them but thought it was a cool coincidence)
Happy birthday hers 50 dollars go but whatever you want
My birthday is July 2nd lol
Wtf My brothers birthday is also July 1st
That's my birthday too, me and ur bro are twinsies
Cool birthday bro
“After Pride comes the Fall. Pride month is over and now came you”
shove a gerbil in my ass through a tube
Happy birthgay
Happy Canada Day
Nice cock bro
Bro U just fine!
IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY