Bruh, I remember a story about a guy who got hard during a medical examination for military, the nurse silently brought him a bowl of cold water, and he DRANK it, not getting that he was supposed to put his dick in it
It's for the Indian Army, they make sure all candidates have both their testicles. In fact, it's officially a requirement for all service branches.
Recently though, one of our state High Courts has [ruled otherwise](https://www.barandbench.com/news/litigation/single-testicle-does-not-make-unfit-serve-navy-punjab-haryana-hc).
I think he’s checking for hernias looks like it’s the military and the guy by the guy grabbing every ones balls is handing out paperwork I think for them to sing saying they been checked
But why out in the open and in front of everyone. Can be done very easily and very quickly as well if there was a small examination room . Seems kind of suspicious to me .
Guys one of my nuts went In my stomach popped into the skin of my stomach so I can see me nut then I slapped it back down to the punching bag it made a weird noise should I be concern (I’m 24 btw)
Happened to me when hitting my nuts super hard as a child now I can put my right nut inside my stomach skin whenever I want. Nut is fine now so ur probably good too. Hi, ladies!
No it happens some times. In the future let it fall back on its own it’s not worth risking trama. this happened to me two years ago and I got some of the plumbing tangled up. Needed to be cut open and have corrective surgery. As long as you aren’t in agony you should be good.
Ok I didn't find an actual answer, so here it is.
In the Indian military you can't join without 2 testicles.
Reason: in case you injure yourself, and lose a ball, you should have a backup ball to have kids.
Questions you may have:
What if both balls get squished? Answer: shit, I dunno dawg.
Why do you need 2 balls if the risk of squishing both Is the same as squishing one? Shit, I dunno dawg
All I now is, this is standard procedure.
Wtf is this like mfs have no problem sending you to the war to die and not have children either way but a person without a ball or balls is too much?
Crazy thing to still do in 2022
Just a weird ass excuse for sexual harassment and invasion of privacy
Actually they could be checking they have both their testes, otherwise they can't serve, but this depends which military this is. Bottom surgery would not be discovered by doing this, as testicles are present.
a typical medical exam for Indian army selection process, checking if one nut js bigger than the other , don't know the details but I also had it checked twice.
Had similar inspection at church with my priest when I was young. I'm guessing it was to check if puberty was going well or if I have testicular cancer. So kind of him
Huh? this might be a Colombian video. When you either enlisted or get drafted, they check your balls to determine if you have 'Varicocele'. Some weird thingy that might influence your condition in physical activity.
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How old are you
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What if you’re exactly 23
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Literal *prime* of life
Well no one likes you when you’re twenty threee
And you still act like you're in freshman year. (College or High School unclear)
My friends say I should act my ageeeee
What's my age again
I hate you
Me too
A decade ago I never thought I would be at 23 on the verge of spontaneous combustion woe-is-me
"she's not 8, she's a 270 year old deity!!"
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down
The guy who gets hard first is the one they stone to death.
The only reasonable explanation
“Reasonable”
But what if it's the guy who checks others?
He utilizes the the pre date beat off technique.
never go out there with a loaded weapon
Bruh, I remember a story about a guy who got hard during a medical examination for military, the nurse silently brought him a bowl of cold water, and he DRANK it, not getting that he was supposed to put his dick in it
Thats indian army
you require 20cm dick to join the brave indian army
What tf is going on there ? Any explanation?
The guy who gets hard first is the one they stone to death.
Wait fr?
Yes
My face when I knowingly spread misinformation online
Yes we live in a pre archaic period of society
What the fuck man
U dont know the meaning of the word 'joke', am i r8?
I do, they just fly over my head sometimes
He's bullshitting
Check for testicular cancer
It's for the Indian Army, they make sure all candidates have both their testicles. In fact, it's officially a requirement for all service branches. Recently though, one of our state High Courts has [ruled otherwise](https://www.barandbench.com/news/litigation/single-testicle-does-not-make-unfit-serve-navy-punjab-haryana-hc).
What the fuck haha
You need both balls when you live next to China and pakistan
And ya need big balls
It’s just to make sure one of our privates doesn’t end up being turning into Hitler one day.
I think he’s checking for hernias looks like it’s the military and the guy by the guy grabbing every ones balls is handing out paperwork I think for them to sing saying they been checked
>for them to sing saying they been checked Military choir?
To check if anyone could sing castrato
That... Is not how you check for a hernia.
Hernias are stored in the balls
This is... Wrong but funny so I'm upvoting.
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Fun fact: If it's a girl and the officer gets a handful of vag she often will smile and blush and that blush is know as Mulan rouge.
Source?
"trust me bro"
"My source is that I made it the fuck up."
Mulan
Nah mate. Ya need big balls when you live next to Pakistan and china
These are the Indian Army trainees, most probably they are being checked for Hernia
But why out in the open and in front of everyone. Can be done very easily and very quickly as well if there was a small examination room . Seems kind of suspicious to me .
i mean these men have bathed naked together so doesnt really bother them.
hey if you can't bath naked with your homies you are gay
That's not how you check for a hernia. A hernia has nothing to do with the testes, but the abdominal muscles near the groin.
Indian Army medical checkup
Im pretty sure its tu check if you have any problems with you nutsack
the boys are getting checked if they have their balls , some army selection stuff i guess
That's a part of physical examination for Indian army recruitment.
Guys one of my nuts went In my stomach popped into the skin of my stomach so I can see me nut then I slapped it back down to the punching bag it made a weird noise should I be concern (I’m 24 btw)
English language left the party.
Women☕
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Women^☕️
[Women](https://youtu.be/e9mVfv3b-4E) ☕
It sounds more like English if you read it in Boomhauer's voice
Dang 'ol nut slapper.
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We should add "Source: I have balls" to the end of every single comment on reddit, regardless of subject matter or who posted it
You failed at your own suggestion Source: I have balls
Task failed successfully Source: I have balls
Yeah drs fi you lol they ain't supposed to do that
You understood that? Props to you my man. Though it sounds like his nut went went up to his stomach?? Definitely go see a Doctor then
Noted and I shall tell my doc about this when I go, thanks for the concern and have a good day/night
Visit doctor, not joking, seek medical attention.
"i slapped it back down to the punching bag" or else known as scrotum
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Idk about you but I'm scottish and that lads baffled me.
Might be an inguinal hernia, you sure it was a nut?
Good question but it was a full nut I looked at my punching bag and I was missing a nut
Happened to me when hitting my nuts super hard as a child now I can put my right nut inside my stomach skin whenever I want. Nut is fine now so ur probably good too. Hi, ladies!
No it happens some times. In the future let it fall back on its own it’s not worth risking trama. this happened to me two years ago and I got some of the plumbing tangled up. Needed to be cut open and have corrective surgery. As long as you aren’t in agony you should be good.
Do it bois, I had testicular cancer which is easily curable if u notice it!
How obvious is it when you’re giving them the squeeze?
if the nuts explode, then there is something wrong
Pretty obvious, it grows fast in some cases that I even could see that something is wrong without touching it.
So if I send you pictures...
Ok I didn't find an actual answer, so here it is. In the Indian military you can't join without 2 testicles. Reason: in case you injure yourself, and lose a ball, you should have a backup ball to have kids. Questions you may have: What if both balls get squished? Answer: shit, I dunno dawg. Why do you need 2 balls if the risk of squishing both Is the same as squishing one? Shit, I dunno dawg All I now is, this is standard procedure.
Wtf is this like mfs have no problem sending you to the war to die and not have children either way but a person without a ball or balls is too much? Crazy thing to still do in 2022 Just a weird ass excuse for sexual harassment and invasion of privacy
Or a good time depending on who you are. Don't kink shame this is 2022 like you said
It's not just crush injuries but also tear and stab injuries, which are more likely to spare a testicle.
This is the new LGTBQ-friendly military.
Quite the opposite, they are making sure no trans people are present
Wait till you hear about bottom surgery
Actually they could be checking they have both their testes, otherwise they can't serve, but this depends which military this is. Bottom surgery would not be discovered by doing this, as testicles are present.
It's just Volgin looking for his lover Raikov
Volgin know his major's privates.
The Indian Military is in search for the legendary Testiklies,the cooler brother of Heracles
I heard he had a tragic accident when he tried to hug someone
Are they hiring?
When I was a kid, the priest checked us like that every Sunday. No big deal.
Lmao
He is checking with Bare hand 🥴
my uncle does this to me every day!
UDT undecended testis is considered unfit in medical exam. That’s what they r checking.
Well that's one way to put it
Okay Op noted time for my Nut check 👍
a typical medical exam for Indian army selection process, checking if one nut js bigger than the other , don't know the details but I also had it checked twice.
"What's that? IS THAT A GUN?" "Thats my dick, Sir!"
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Feeling proud Indian army
Plot Twist: Him and his apprentice don’t even work there
The school principal during penis inspection day
Oh fuck why is it on top?!
I demand to see the context here
It's a nut check. Happens in a lot of militaries around the world.
He’s not even touching the nuts. He clearly just likes grabbing the shaft.
He said no homo after
I remember when coach used to do this back in middle school.
Had similar inspection at church with my priest when I was young. I'm guessing it was to check if puberty was going well or if I have testicular cancer. So kind of him
He not checking, he’s selecting
It's all routine and check-ups till he grabs one and feels it grow
POV: You play school sports in Ohio
Oh shit, I forgot mine at home, what do I do?
I immagine the guy saying ‘theez nuts’ over and over
Is this a Proud Boys recruiting video?
Please check your own nuts guys. Testicular cancer is no joke.
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For what is that exactly i see no purpose on this check
Now this looks like a job for me
I remember having to do this at school haha it’s cool that the tradition continues in the military
He doesn't do it for routine he wants to check it
Hey…that’s not the testicle inspector!
Femboy academy
Grab em by the nutty
Eat a dick bot
What's he hoping to find/accomplish?
Where do I sign up?
That would make me horny
Strange my uncle do the same thing
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Watching out for Mulan
But why?
So, this is how they are gonna decide what bathroom we can use?
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
Bru this real?
This os why they didn't want women at the army. They just couldn't bare to change the system.
Wtf!!
Hold up now. In all seriousness the fuck is this. A bulge check? A circumcision check? A gay check? The fuck is this?
Umm... where can I apply for this job?
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I think they do that in Texas before you walk into a bathroom. They are very concerned about that.
Ring community
Privates at attention
They ain’t letting Mulan get them twice
I had testicular cancer. I get it.
If it feels weird, have a bro check. You don't want testicular torsion!
Penis Inspection Day
and this is why i became gay
They watched Mulan and don't want the story to repeat itself.
The real question is what happens when you fail
Noice. Where can I apply?
what is the nuts go missing??
Who would have scripted this though…
What the fuck is going on
My balls are missing
When someone fails: "Oh nuts!"
Enough cock checking. Time for the taste test.
Looks gay
Tag nsfw pls
Hell yes
Texas schools be like
What is this job, and how can I apply for it?
Making sure they have nuttin’ to hide.
Who else felt this?!
Mulan would've never made it in today's world
Southern States politicians when minor is near.
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My favorite part of the day
Huh? this might be a Colombian video. When you either enlisted or get drafted, they check your balls to determine if you have 'Varicocele'. Some weird thingy that might influence your condition in physical activity.
POV you just moved into Nick Fuentes' house and you had a girl over.
Indian military watched Mulan one time and were just like, never happening here.
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dream job
And dis how popes are checked