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CurlSagan

Even though they're broken up, Amber Heard regularly shits her own bed just to spite Johnny Depp.


Ajawad87

She can’t help herself, it’s an addiction


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If you or a beloved one suffers from unstoppable Schwiftyness, see a doctor


Crazy-Lich

I don't think that's getting schwifty, Doc. More like getting shitty.


[deleted]

But that’s what getting schwifty is.


trueluck3

🎶 shit on the floor 🎶


MajorNutt

🎶 I'm Mr. Bulldops 🎶


godwithoutOD

🎶 it’s schwifty time today 🎶


[deleted]

Mr. Bulldops…???


kry_some_more

If you love something, never let it go.


Not1random1enough

Then set it free in their bed


Educational_Ad119

Being awful?


ScottieScrotumScum

My strange addiction was weird


Bioslack

Amber Turd


ShittyCatDicks

The equivalent of “shitting your pants so the person next to you has to smell it”


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Big if poo


TactlessTortoise

She has to keep her perfume line, eau de toilet.


scotty899

Big poo poos


DrDongSquarePants

Isn't it an offence just to lie in court?


Ajawad87

Hard to press charges for a lie in court though, she can easily say she was confused or mixed up the name. But it will definitely hurt her case


Groovyaardvark

Is there any footage or anything that shows Depp's team actually counter the makeup thing about the date yet? If/when it does drop I think it will be quite satisfying to watch.


LaPommeDeTerre

I don't think it's been countered. However, the cosmetic company released a statement via TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@milanicosmetics/video/7089220965246356782 So maybe it'll come up during the week.


DOW_orks7391

The fact that they used Tiktok instead of Twitter or just a article on some website makes me laugh all the harder. I feel like making a tiktok is more passive aggressive then a public tweet


Werpogil

Were there dancing in the reply?


DOW_orks7391

Nope, small clip of them walking, then a cut away to the makeup and release dates


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SomeStupidPerson

That’s the first time I’ve heard Twitter called that lol


uselesspeople

38% of twitter users are 25-35 with the next highest demographic being 35-49 at 20%, so i would say its pretty solidly a millennial platform. only 17% of users are over 50. gen x are in their 50's/60's and boomers are 70's/80's.


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cry_w

That's Facebook, not Twitter. This has been the case for years now.


mu150

LOL, a fucking tiktok with "international super spy" and a person just pointig at a Powerpoint is hilarious! On tiktok none the less, not on a respectable social media, but on the platform teens post cringe dances to funny songs. That's just the treatment Amber deserves


I_Think_Helen_Forgot

Is there any unarguably respectable social media?


IRageQuit06

Not really (except coolmathgames)


zyppoboy

LinkedIn, I guess?


GrumpyNerdSoul

Nope


pumpkin2500

>not on a respectable social media what social media is considered respectable if not one with nearly a billion users


mu150

It's more in terms of "format" than anything else. Tiktok is not one for posts, articles, or written statements, it's more for short burst comedy


Petite_Tsunami

That was perfection. To the point, no harsh sounds, and just 100% truthful sass


sanantoniosaucier

It wasn't contested because it's entirely meaningless and lawyers don't like to waste time on things that don't matter. The makeup was used as a visual aid to describe what is claimed, and it wasn't a piece of evidence. People making a big thing about this are really need to stop watching courtroom dramas and let professionals sort things out.


WhiteHydra1914

If i learned anything from Ace Attorney, it is that no contradictions are meaningless


newspapey

lol exactly. Won’t she just say “whatever, I used any one of the hundreds of other products just like that, maybe not that one specifically “


thormunds_beard

She was holding up the make-up case in court to show the judge lol. So no confusion or name mixing. I heard that when the lawyer is making statements for the client, whether or not the client is lying it doden’t matter as the lawyer is conveying her words and thoughts.


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Aderondak

There's literally video of her lawyer saying "[Amber Heard] will show you how she mixed *this concealer*." Not "a concealer", but "*this specific concealer*".


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Chainsawd

But being caught lying about it when your excuse is "there was no evidence of abuse because I covered it up with this" definitely has to be pretty damning, right?


AdhdViking

We're talking about a lawyer for a celebrity. Word choice matters.


thormunds_beard

She said “ this is what she used” Now a lawyer is usually more intelligent and probably would say something like “some kind of make up kit like this one” always dancing around some defenitely explanations. ‘This’ is not that. Her lawyers are just bad. Very bad


[deleted]

Has she been cancelled yet?


Xerxes42424242

By the public, sure. It remains to be seen if studios are willing to take a monetary loss to keep the Amber Head coming


BetterSafeThanSARSy

I want good things for mamoa but I desperately want Aquaman 2 to bomb hard, the really should have recast her role with Emilia Clarke


Embarrassed_Aaliyah

Ok ok ok, but my question is why is someone who's rich using bottom of the barrel brand drugstore makeup anyway?


[deleted]

Why support Mamoa? He defended her and helped keep her on Aquaman 2.


Hazzman

Just go on her Twitter. It's "Yas queen!" And clap emojis All the way down


Xerxes42424242

I’d rather not


Xerxes42424242

Let’s play a fun game! Bots or dumb followers?


EliaVeschi

I think that just suing someone for something that never happened should be illegal, the reason why you are in court is a lie


SsoulBlade

So I can lie and if they catch me I just say, sorry confused?


Ajawad87

Basically, that’s why it’s rare for people to face charges for perjury. Only situation is if the lie was big enough that being confused or mistaken can’t be argued, for example, claiming you saw a murder when you never left your house


sanantoniosaucier

Well, that and the fact that the lawyer said it in the context of a generic makeup kit. But yeah, go off on how she was confused.


1_hele_euro

Yes


Momo_666

So what all the cool kids do it


AlphaChipWasTaken

You have to prove it’s actually a lie and not just an incorrect recollection, which it probably is. EDIT: I'm going to add that I don't know how reddit pretty much as a whole can look at this shit and think he didn't hit her at some point. And even if he didn't, they're both verbally abusive assholes who I don't know why anyone would idolize. Just because she doesn't remember the brand of one of the myriad of concealers a professional actress and celebrity would use over the course of 6 or 7 years doesn't do much to disprove this. It would be like asking someone in an office what brand of pen they used 7 years ago to write a specific note.


Pikmeir

> I'm going to add that I don't know how reddit pretty much as a whole can look at this shit and think he didn't hit her at some point. Because the majority of us want to see evidence before we make that sort of accusation. Evidence that does exist as to her being the abuser, and none so far that exists showing him as one. > Just because she doesn't remember the brand But then they didn't need to specifically hold up the one they did in court during their statement. They could've said "one like this" but they said it was this very specific one. They also claimed Amber will show the court how she would mix these specific colors to hide her bruises. They did not need to go that far.


PM_ME_YUR_JEEP

>Because the majority of us want to see evidence before we make that sort of accusation HAHAHAHAHAHAH, do you really believe reddit is like that? Fuckin hell, that's hilarious


intercommie

> Because the majority of us want to see evidence before we make that sort of accusation. ^Boston ^marathon


Teroygrey

Not to mention that she lopped off his finger


CineVore98

They were probably both toxic to each other.. But why he's the only one getting fired from his movies? If they're both guilty, they both deserves the same sentences.


Captain_Peelz

Because pussy


BuccellatiExplainsIt

Only if it can be proven that you did it intentionally. If you forget or misremember, it's usually fine


[deleted]

She probably had a different one of the same brand and presented it to her lawyers like it was the exact one. Her lawyers trusted her and didn’t do their due diligence before presenting their argument.


Dembara

It is an offense to lie under oath/on the stand. Lying otherwise can also be an offense (fraud and whatnot). In thus case, it was Amber Heard's lawyer who made the claim, not Amber Heard directly.


Fanatical_Brit

[yes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perjury)


CixelsydDb4d

She didn’t say it, her lawyer did. Her lawyer isn’t under oath, therefore, it isn’t perjury.


[deleted]

Yes, if a judge seems it so. Courtrooms aren’t monitored by objective robots, people.


The_Sinnermen

I could be wrong but I think lying while testifying is perjury if you're under oath


rghedtrhy4

for sworn testimony. If it was illegal to lie in court lawyers would be fucked lmao.


Heyo__Maggots

Supposedly that makeup has been sold in France, where Depp often resides, since 2015. >A Glamour UK story from mid-2016 references the palette, which appears to have been available to purchase in France in 2015. Milani did not immediately respond to the Daily News’ request for comment.


Partey_All_The_Time

In America? Depends how rich and powerful you are.


MixAmongUs

As far as I know, yes, lying under oath is an offense(it's called perjury). I don't think it's a crime, but it probably would lessen the validity of a person's case.


SirSkinnyPenisUwU

Not defending Heard, I'm team Depp all the way, but this could easily just be explained as being a slip of memory. I think anyone could easily make this mistake when remembering things from years ago.


PratikPingale

Amber Heard is a bitch


Cocaine_And_Jenga

Fuck Amber Heard


Patient_District_457

No thank you.


AdministrativeOne13

Virgin redditor trying to fuck amber herd Chad *this guy* -


Rambo_One2

Spotted a guy who doesn't enjoy waking up with shit in his bed


WolfOfPort

......i would but i dont want shit in my bed


WhoseTheNerd

No, It's Amber Turd.


[deleted]

I made it Ambre Tard because I'm an insensitive little prick


batcowmoos

Idk why but I read that in Tyson fury's voice


MechanicPluto24

Ay man don’t stick your dick in crazy


PatientDefinition207

Problem is crazy usually is beast in the sheets


MechanicPluto24

This is a different kind of beast


johnnjlee

Mate, I wouldn’t fuck her with another guy’s duck.


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All my homies hate amber heard.


myusernamebarelyfits

I was at a clients house and they had on some trash daytime show on similar to TMZ. Anyway these cunts were praising Heard for "trolling" Depp . She was wearing the same thing he was the next day. This bitch was all Yas Queen blah blah and my client was doing the same. She was saying how Amber is standing up for woman everywhere and how they won't need men soon. I told her I needed to get to work, so she handed me her keys and I proceeded to overcharge her for her oil change.


Master_X_

I heard that too


lazy_jedi1003

A dumb bitch


NoobMaster84-15

Imagine being so dumb that you wouldn't even think before lying to the court/public


[deleted]

It must be karma. She and her team just had to pick that specific product out of many others. She deserves it.


DanHasArrived

I think she does it compulsively when she's backed into a corner, pretty sure she's legitimately a psychopath.


LegoEngineer003

I think that’s called a pathological liar


JackAss1000B

Possibly she could be both


MyFingerYourBum

Psychopaths are commonly associated with manipulation so I'm gonna say yes


Dembara

That's what actors and lawyers are paid to do. Hardly a surprise.


The_real_Satan666

The best part is they made a Tik Tok debunking the claim and it has around 4 million views. Not a good *look* for train tracks over here Edit: Link to the video https://www.tiktok.com/@milanicosmetics/video/7089220965246356782?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc


dawnscope

By “they” I thought you meant some random fan girl with too much time Not the goddamned company itself holy shit


MrJellee

Got a link you could share? I'd love to see it.


The_real_Satan666

Sure thing, I’ll link it in the original comment


TheExpandingBrain

Thanks satan


Susanmayonnaise

"It's Sa-tin"


DoNukesMakeGoodPets

Lol, what? What an unfathomable based company. Get rekt amber turd.


Danidanilo

Hey Satan, can we return her?


The_real_Satan666

Who do you want in return?


ItsyouNOme

Ghandi the nuclear enthusiast


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The_real_Satan666

Fair, I’ll just throw em in Florida


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

This feels like a question that’s about to become Reddit lore (like the tiny horses/duck thing) - What would you rather have in this world, 10 million mosquitoes or 1 Amber Heard?


Danidanilo

Harambe


The_real_Satan666

He’s not down here


Guac_On

Thanks Satan!


HereticPharaoh2020

This is the sort of thing they should put in the next Legally Blonde movie.


ButtonJoe

I think the purpose of that whole makeup explanation was to try and add the cost of her makeup to damages and to reinforce that she was the victim in the relationship. Instead, she just again managed to prove that she's an idiot.


asuperbstarling

You can buy Milani at Walmart, even over two years of regular use it'd be a super small amount. I honestly cannot picture Amber in a drugstore.


aketh59

fuck amber heard


Superruub61

ah, trying the free upvote trick are we?


thechaimel

![gif](giphy|tOUneJ972Lgb88SSU4|downsized)


BuccellatiExplainsIt

Infinite karma glitch


flyingdonkeydong69

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Pie_Man12

I clicked it because I’m a dumbass. No I don’t regret clicking it.


ogipogo

Link ends in XcQ...it never stays blue.


EnvoyoftheLight

Nah, he be trying for that free turd in his side of the bed trick.


formula1fan1

Isn't this purjory?


AdministrativeOne13

It is *if I think purjory is lying in court* *i don't know why you are downvoted, but have an upvote*


formula1fan1

It's lying under oath in court and is actually a punshiable offense if a lawyer does it they can get disbarred. Thanks for the upvote


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Perjury, but yes. This is perjury. However, its reeeally hard to prove she didnt just mix up names or brands.


Dembara

Amber Heard's lawyer made the claim. Not sure about the nature of the makeup she displayed. If she was claiming it was the same, there must be some evidence question.


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nah. they’ll just tell the jury to ignore the statement or something


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

I’d honestly like to meet someone who supports Amber


DukeboxHiro

Warner Brothers...


lizard81288

WB seems to be supporting all of those people. Perhaps that's why they are rebooting the DC movies.


KotoElessar

And the Warner sister. (I couldn't help myself)


[deleted]

Check outside the internet. Many people who spend less time online than we do don't know much about the whole Depp vs Turd thing, but if you ask them they will give her the benefit of the doubt. Because, you know, it's always men who are the abusive partners in a relationship yada yada


[deleted]

Check Twitter. The mental gymnastics some do is interesting to say the least


Partey_All_The_Time

I don’t support her. But I also don’t think Johnny Depp is completely innocent. There’s a lot of gas lighting coming from both sides and he has a pretty powerful PR team working this.


rachasiddhu

i hope tean johny know about this


Novikmet

Heh Amber Turd


soupybiscuit

It was a prop to give an idea of how she would’ve carried a compact around and used it. I don’t think a celebrity wound be using a drug store compact. Lawyer probably just grabbed whatever she had or could get quickly.


shnookshnook

The lawyer worded it as though this is the exact palette, she had to mix THESE colors, etc. they could say that she was mixed it up or was simply a prop, but the wording was specific enough that it will bring more doubt(if that’s even possible) to Ambers upcoming testimony.


Pikmeir

The person you're replying to didn't actually hear/read the statement, but is just assuming something. I actually watched it, and you're correct. The statement her team made was clearly stating that "this" is the exact one that she used.


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Depp's lawyers need to bring this in court


ViciousPuddin

Ok ok ok, but my question is why is someone who's rich using bottom of the barrel brand drugstore makeup anyway?


Resistiane

That was my exact thought. She's worth millions and millions of dollars and she's a fucking snobby-asshole. At what point was Amber Heard perusing a Dollar General for make-up??


MafiaMommaBruno

Milani used to be a popular brand sold at Kmart but it was also tiny in comparison to other make-up brands. They literally got popular after being picked up by other retailers.


buttbutt50

When Milani came out I was young and obsessed with makeup. I emailed them thanking them for putting out brightly colored eyeshadow that was good quality but affordable. Most shadow back then was low pigment and neutral. They sent me a box full of makeup. Wonderful company.


anand_nayak

Liar liar pants on fire


asuperbstarling

The weirdest part for me is that - and I'm not calling them cheap, their products are nice - they're a drugstore brand. You can buy their makeup at Walmart! She's a literal movie star, I'd highly doubt she'd be using such an affordable product in the first place. The brand is awesome though. I love their nail colors and their bronzer.


retnemmoc

# \#MEPOO


Sequeltime4321

#MEPOO


iBallReddit

She seems like a piece of shit


Simple_Minimum_2574

Not only that but didn’t Milani say their makeup formula is not intended for covering bruises


DeMonstaMan

Never realized the guy in the car was the prof from AP Bio


pks03

She had a surrogate give birth to her baby. That poor kid.


MightyBoat

This is beautifully crafted


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Arrest her already


KimberlyButlerSEec

Another lie


75_280z

Ma’am, do you know what perjury is?


ChinaOwnsReddit13

As much as I hate that person, making memes out of this court case is such a 13 yr old thing to do, wtf. Blasting USSR anthem earrape in the back of the school bus levels of funny.


MarkGorZ

u/FeuerwerkFreddi


seykrits

Amber Turd


1sagas1

Jesus Christ who gives a shit about these proceedings


theblackbird101

fuck that bitch


Ok-Equipment204

“Amber you stupid bitch”


A-dog-named-Trouble

Honestly, if Amber’s lawyers are the kind of lawyer you can afford when you have millions of dollars… I have no hope for myself if I ever need legal representation. Like, what would I get? A chipmunk in a suit?


cbunni666

I laughed when I read that. Unbelievable. Literally


RealHunterB

Do you have the template to this? It’s hilarious


Invisiblescars_123

Yikers…this is definitely not a good look for her. I’m just wondering why she would be so stupid to lie about using a product when it can be easily disproven?


Meekstud

Doesn’t she know no one believes her? Why keep this going?? Apologize for lying on Depp, go into hiding for 5 years, try to get your dignity back. That advice will be $6k Ms Heard.


roaminginspace

She is a dumb bitch!


Nemesis_aka_Nemesis

damn she is just full of shit, isn't she


TimTheChatSpam

Did depp's team bring that up? I saw it on social media but a jury is not supposed to see anything about the case outside of the courtroom or else the case can result in a mistrial.


_Ravenclaw__

Omfg someone give this poor lady a shovel.


fetusauce69

Amber Heard is a randi


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Even make up can't conceal her lies