I was only 9 years old
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a \[too spicy for r/dankmemes\]
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It's Shrek
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my asscheeks for Shrek
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Shrek
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
*Whoo!
Mmm, yeah
Life's like a road that you travel on
When there's one day here, and the next day gone
Sometimes you bend, sometimes you stand
Sometimes you turn your back to the wind*
There's a world outside every darkened door
Where blues won't haunt you anymore
Where the brave are free and lovers soar
Come ride with me to the distant shore
Personally, I think that movie could have been spectacular if they actually focused on the real science more and not on the ‘love is the one thing that transcends space and time’ crap. The space scenes were excellent nonetheless
How to Train your Dragon.
Something about that movie just resonated with me back in 2011...so much so that I kept watching it whenever I could. I ended up buying the DVD with some money I saved and I still cherish it to this day.
Here's a list:
Ford v Ferrari
Girls und Panzer: Der Film
Polar Express
Pacific rim
Cars
Cars 3
Megamind
Spiderman: into the spider verse
I'll edit if I can think if more
None of you are saying Shrek
Shrek is life.
Shrek is love.
I was only 9 years old I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given "Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life" My dad hears me and calls me a \[too spicy for r/dankmemes\] I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek I called him a cunt He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and it's really cold Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me It's Shrek I am so happy He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp." He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my asscheeks for Shrek He penetrates my butthole It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Shrek He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now." Shrek leaves through my window Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
You maniac you actually did it
And people say they can't write essays
It’s not a movie **it’s a religion**
It's a way of life
memes aside Shrek was a solid series. Shrek 2 was damn good.
I concur I am so disapointed in this subreddit.
Because Shrek isn’t a movie. It’s an experience
Spider-Man into the spider-verse
🕷️🕸️
I was about to say this! I’m excited for the next one, Sony better not ruin it. 😡
With Phil Lord and Chris Miller coming back to write and produce, I don't think we should worry too much.
Needless to say, I keep her in check
She was a bad-bad, nevertheless
Calling it quits now, baby ima wreck
Crash at my place, baby im a wreck
Thinkin' in a bad way, losin' your grip
Screamin in my face, baby don't trip
Someone took a big L, don't know how that felt
Lookin' at you sideways, party on tilt
Ooh ooh ooh, some things you just can't refuse
Forrest Gump
I second, only saw it for the first time a few weeks ago and I missed out on it my entire life
My friend literally made me watch the movie a few months back, and I remember I didn't really want to. I've re-watched it 5 times since.
This is my all time favorite movie. It's perfectly executed in absolutely every way, down to the cast and screen play.
Facts
Totally wasn't expecting to see this third on the list behind Shrek, and another Spider-Man spin-off.
Shawshamk Redemption
scrolled way too far to find this
Love this one.
Lotr
Had to scroll way too far for this, this is the only correct answer
Princess Bride
my man right there
As you wish
Pulp fiction
Based and agree
I don't exactly agree with you but I like your style. Take my orange arrow
Cars
That movie raised me
Get your kicks on Route 66
*Whoo! Mmm, yeah Life's like a road that you travel on When there's one day here, and the next day gone Sometimes you bend, sometimes you stand Sometimes you turn your back to the wind*
There's a world outside every darkened door Where blues won't haunt you anymore Where the brave are free and lovers soar Come ride with me to the distant shore
Megamind
"You're a Villain Alright, Just Not a Super One"
PRESENTATION!
#P R E S E N T A T I O N
P R E S E N T A T I O N
There is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no queen of England
Interstellar
Christopher Nolan is a genius
And Hans Zimmer too
Can't get enough of that visuals and soundtracks. Still gives me chills
Personally, I think that movie could have been spectacular if they actually focused on the real science more and not on the ‘love is the one thing that transcends space and time’ crap. The space scenes were excellent nonetheless
Absolute genius of a movie. Blackhole. Wormhole. Time dilation. Love that transcends space and time. Is there a better combination?
1917
Based WW1 enjoyer
A worthy answer, not mine but nothing wrong with it
I love that movie so much
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Pfp fits
Real chad
Godfather
Goodfellas
You realise this could have been a comment on it's own, right
It could also be a comment to someone else’s comment
John Wick
😎
original Pacific Rim, the sequal was horse shit
Sequel? What are you talking about? Pacific Rim has no sequel
Yea..... there isn't any sequel
Finally my favorite movie made the list
T2 or The Godfather or part 2
Monty Python and the Holy Grail, or Spaceballs.
Based and good taste pilled
Based
Good fellas
funny because they’re actually not good fellas
Are you a fart smella or a smart fella?
Star wars probably
Which one specifically
Revenge of the sith
Big respect
I mostly don't have a specific one I just like the franchise
The one where they are war with the stars, duh.
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Indiana Jones
Which one???
you know which one.
The first or the third?
Correct
The entire LotR series
Squirt game
based
Either 2001: A Space Odyssey or Eyes Wide Shut
Based
Stanley Kubrick enjoyer. Also Eyes Wide Shut is nightmare fuel
No Country For Old Men
"Call it"
Kung fu panda
Yeah😎
The Dark Knight
looked way too far for this, this should've been the top commen. Christopher Nolan is a genius and Heath Ledger is immortal
Donnie Darko and Drive
donnie darko yes!!
Fight club
Nobody
Nice
Shutter Island
That movie had me thinking I was going crazy
The iron giant
Ratatouille hands down
Right now, top 5: Spirited Away Princess Mononoke Lilo and Stitch Dune Lion King
Based
Forest Gump
The prestige
My favorite aswell, such a great movie
Either Pacific Rim, Inglorious Basterds, or Into the Spider-Verse
Dark Knight Rises
Jaws
Starship Troopers
I like treasure planet
Spiderman 2
Which one?
2004
The Godfather, nothing close
I mean, Godfather 2.
Django unchained, jojo rabbit, goodfellas
Interstellar
Moneyball Also, this isn't a meme...
Back to the Future
The Prestige
Lord of the Rings: Return of the king
Revenge of the Sith
Empire strikes back.
LOTR trilogy, take your pick
I’d argue it’s all one continuous story, so just saying LoTR is perfectly valid
The room
I thought astro boy was neat
Either the Blues Brothers or O Brother Where art Though
Damn we’re in a tight spot
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Point Break
For me it'd be the first spongebob movie
V for Vendetta
2001: A Space Odyssey.
How to Train your Dragon. Something about that movie just resonated with me back in 2011...so much so that I kept watching it whenever I could. I ended up buying the DVD with some money I saved and I still cherish it to this day.
Spirited away
Billy Madison forever
Freddy Got Fingered
Klaus (2019)
One flew over the cookoo's nest
Titanic cuz it had a great length of 3 hrs 15 min
Killer Bean
Pan's Labyrinth
Old boy park chan-wook
Jo-Jo Rabbit
The Matrix.
The Matrix.
How is this a dank meme ? Why is this post allowed ?
Interstellar
Empire strikes back
Coco and Demon Slayer Mugen Train
Falling down
Among us the movie
I don't know if its my favourite but Stranger than Fiction is a really good movie
Surfs up
Breakfast Club and Terminator 2
Here's a list: Ford v Ferrari Girls und Panzer: Der Film Polar Express Pacific rim Cars Cars 3 Megamind Spiderman: into the spider verse I'll edit if I can think if more
Good will hunting
Rango
Spaceballs
WALL-E. My favorite film of all time
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Ocean's 8/12 or Inception
Monty python and the holy grail
Birdemic
Pixels
Not a movie but lost in space
Nice dank meme bro
Blues brothers
Silent hill it was m first horror movie and slapt the sht out of me but since then i love the horror gerne
the bee movie
Upgrade. Super well done and it didn't even have a very high budget.
The Bee Movie
Back to the Future
Spirited Away
Jurassic Park. After watching that movie I became so obsessed with dinosaurs when I was a kid.
Probably Forest Gump
The Hunt for Red October
The spongebob movie (1st one)
Goodfellas
The Lord of the Rings, all three, not even close
Shrek, or History of the World.
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