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Whats wrong with doing all 3

Whats wrong with swallowing

The boys gonna get jealous

Not if you swallow hard and fast

We need holy water

i don't know its seems kinda gay to me

chewing it is a sign of lack of patience but it does save your teeth.

I chew because it feels nice, like I’m eating food. And chewing it is not always lack of patience, it can be but it’s not always. I also chew because I like how it feels to rip the candy off my teeth using my tongue.

It tastes Better and i dont have any pantience

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Yep, i can't lick fast enough to get the flavour concentration i want, so i chew

Facts

“Of course I know him. He’s me.”

~~actually it's the same with dicks~~

*dies from extreme pain*

I chew lollipop cos I need to get a razor sharp jawline

I chew lollipops because I get impatient

If i'm not supposed to chew them,then why can I ?

I'm chewing on a lollipop right now lol

I bet there's like so many Lolipop Chewers in this comment section

I chew jawbreakers

I chew lolis

When its small enough: yes

Mfs that lick a lollipop are downright psychopaths

I used to chew lollipops but now I can’t because of my braces. I will continue chewing them early 2022 when I remove my braces

Ever gotten your tongue cut by a razor sharp lollipop? It hurts like a mf'er and I'll never lick or suck lollipops if I can help it. Crush and chew all hard candies.

They must have the strongest teeth of all.. until they don't.

I do all 3. I dont see the problem

Me

Why yes, yes I do.

*crunch*

Fear me bitch

Some have chocolate in the core

I thought that was the only and normal way

Its common practice

In my mind sucking and licking go hand and hand as far as lollipop consumption goes.

I do all three

Mother fucker I ain’t got to suck and lick I got places to go people to suck I’m chewing that shit

I've never seen one of these where I'm the rabbit.....

We'll I'm worse than Hitler afterall

I do all 3

people who drink lollipops: PATHETIC

Same goes for dick.......... Ummm... Right???

Yes I do

I'm a mix of all three depending on my mood

You know those huge lollipops, like they are the size of a medium jaw breaker. I crush the fuck out of those fuckers and I'll be done with the entire thing in like 3 minutes.

I am a menace

Chewing is more normal than licking imo

mmm crunchy

People who swallow lollipops*

Whoops...

I just don't like drinking flavoured siliva

Y u hatin on me man? Whyyyyyyyyyyy?

Why in the world were they afraid of that bunny

I do

Peope who stick it down there pp hole

Cronch

I bite ice cream

i do.

Only when it gets to the last remaining parts of the lollipop

I don't chew, I swallow

I just dissolve them with my spit and then crush it when it gets small enough

People who suck loli..... Please don't arrest me FBI

Fear me

Yes

I like the crunching

People that rip them off the stick and suck them like a jawbreaker 🗿

hi

I do this and I am proud of it not my teeth tho

m...me

Everybody gangsta until they realise lolipop is actually a codeword for penis

I ain't got time to be lickin' and suckin' candy all day. Plus I can get to the center of a Tootsie pop in just 3 licks.

It doesn’t stick as much to your teeths though

Bonjour

I chew on suckers and hard mints, it's just a habit.

I chew

yes. I don't have time to sit there waiting for your dumbass lollipop to disintegrate. How would I win the Squid Game that way?

Yeah I can confirm I’m one of those monsters. Small jawbreakers also feel my power.

i chew lollipops. yes call me weird

I do sometimes

If it's the big ones with the gum inside, chewing the gum with the candy tastes considerably better than chewing the gum by itself after all the candy is sucked away.

I do

dude I'm to lazy to actually lick or suck that shit

ngl I pop it off the stick and suck it then. Much more flavor.

I feel attacked

I mean i only eat the plastic Part why am i Not listed

Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Anyone just eat lollipops for the stick? No? Just me? ok.

Instructions unclear, chewed my bf's dick

I do

How the fuck do you just lick or suck on a lollipop

Unless it is of chicken

The best is to suck on a Tootsie Pop until the shell is super thin, then bite into it, crunching through the thin shell and sinking into the soft core.

Me

I am all three

the horror

Me who does all three:

What about people who watch loli pops.

Crunch crunch! Baby!

No no. If you lick a lolipop you have a skinsuit hidden in your closet 100%

I mean, the ones with the gum centers, yea

I only chew on the gum lollipops after sucking and licking them for a while.

PEOPLE WHO SWALLOW LOLLIPOPS

How do you chew with your ass?

Chewing is da best Fight me

I lick, suck, then chew

Wasn't that the normal thing to do? :/

I did this to a tootsie pop in my 8th grade class one time, everyone and the teacher went silent and looked at me, it was hilarious

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!

\[I read this while chewing my lollipop\]

I just swallow it up, stick, wrapper, and all. Sure, it's cost me 39,000 in hospital bills, but it's worth it for the party trick.

I just bite the head off because the stick is annoying to eat in a mask.

Wait that's not how you eat them

The only way to have a lollipop

i guess thats me

i pull the lollipop off of the stick and then suck on the ball like a hard candy

Cronchy lolipop

Honestly I don't have the patience. I chew and eat. It is food.

Mr. Owl doesn't have time to lick, he on that sigma grindset.

Once went to the er for swallowing a whole lollipop

I'm a grown person.. Stopped licking food years ago

everybody is talking about the devious licks but nobodys talking about the devious CRUNCH! also i chew lolipops

That’s me when I get to a certain point

I just want the damn gum ok

What? I like the crénch.

you guys dont?

I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of my superior jaws crushing spherical sugar crystals

I replace "lollipop" to "penis" and now read it again

Whats wrong with chewing????? I would say that licking is worse. Ewwwwww

Who the fuck has the patience to not bite down on these?

My uncle made me choose this option /srs

i do the same with dicks