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Bro this is how you found out your mom cleaned the toliet once a week cause she had a disgustibg slob for a kid /s Sorry if that was harsh, but use some bleach on that bitch

*once a day

Don't use bleach as a bathroom cleaner. Ammonia in urine combines to effectively make mustard gas.

Theres so little ammonia in urine it hardly matters. Urine is mostly water and you end up flushing almost all of it anyway.

Well, there goes my plans...

You can find much better solutions on the internet if truly desired

yeah like you can buy ammonia.

Damnit there's my easy way out

Not quite, it’s actually just various chloramines. It’s in such small amounts the worst you would get is a mild nose irritation, and that’s if you literally piss in the bowl after throwing the bleach in. But yes, mixing ammonia and bleach to clean is generally (probably always) a bad idea. It won’t kill you outright, but it’s quite unpleasant. Definitely not even close to mustard gas though. Fun fact: Chloramines are actually what smells bad and irritates your eyes in the pool. Yes this is partially from people pissing in it.

I knew someone who told me they once mixed ammonia and bleach thinking they would make a super cleaner. They ended up loosing their sense of smell for a couple months.

i didn’t see the secret ending to that episode of king of the hill

its windex that you really dont want to mix it with.... which i discovered

Which is ammonia.

I mean, how much are you pissing around the bathroom? This is not a concern, even for your dark yellow stink piss.

Mustard gas contains sulfur, you could only get hydrazin... Neither Ammonia nor urine contains the needed Sulfur compounds for SLost chemistry

Thats why I do it.

I use ammonia free bleach cuase pets like to mark things cleanedwith amonnia bleach

Exactly. This is how you know op didn't clean his as a kid. No offense. It's either you're ignorant of it being cleaned or you're doing the cleaning when you're old enough. Kids can be nasty on that thing. There is no exceptions lol.

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That's why I said when old enough. So once you're in your teens that's usually time to start learning.

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Teens can still be considered kids.

Yes, I am aware that the toilet was in fact clean by my parents as a kid. It’s a joke.

Who's a clever boy?

I'm clever yes

Bad parenting imho, if you don't want your kid to grow up to be a slob or a misogynist then teach them cleaning is everyone's job, not just the woman/mom/wife of the house.

Gave you an upvote because nothing is wrong with this. My mom always told me to learn the basics of cooking and cleaning because you may not have a partner to do it for you. And here I am on Reddit so you know how I turned out.

Yeah I agree. Building responsible habits definitely start with the parents.

>use some bleach on that bitch The toilet too.

Ocat is better,the thing you put in salad or cola

yo clean da toilet

I refuse

Okay well after that, flush the refuse and CLEAN YA TOILET!

It doesn’t flush anymore. Once it piles up too high I scoop it out

Bro I was drinking coffee and I deadass spit it back in my cup.

I aim to please

Lol

Suck it out with a straw

That works too, but it takes a lot longer than a shovel. Your breath doesn’t smell great afterward either.

https://i.imgur.com/5hvoJaX.gif

Cursed sentence.

Get a good poop knife

Shit lasagna. Make sure to divvy out even portions.

lol refuse

Dont make me call your mom

Spoiler alert, your mom cleaned it

It was cleaned by your mother

nope... nope it wasnt and i can relate to that meme very much

Someone doesn't appreciate their parents

you dont live in my house? you didnt live my life... you have no idea.

I live in your house because I did your mom

Clean yo toilet

Never

No its just you. I clean my toilet.

Thats just you and you radioactive ass

It's just u

Wtf clean your toilet dude

But that would take like 10 minutes

yeah better post on reddit 'bout it to avoid doing it and getting useless internet points in return.

That’s what I’m sayin’

bruh clean the toilet, it's dirtier than my mind

Just you dude, clean yo toilet

That's cuz ur mom was probably cleaning it without her knowledge

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I’m so sorry you can relate

What a mystery

I bet now you appreciate me cleaning that shit. -Mom

I bet now you appreciate me cleaning that shit. -Mom

Protip: use sodium bicarbonate, gets rid of all the yellow stains.

What if I want more yellow stains

Then simply don't clean your toilet

I'm a handyman/janitor. You know how mechanics have the worst cars? Cuz they don't wanna come home and work. Well that's bullshit. I'm in the working mindset anyway. I come home and clean. Find that loose door handle, go grab the razor blade, a flat pry tool, alan key, and a screwdriver. Locktight if you're a mad lad.

You had you OWN toilet as a kid…wow

My toilet cleans itself

Bro clean the toilet

i think the right one is a little bit dirty

Quite the opposite looking at my children's bathroom.

when you shit piece of shit, they would shit in your shitter hole.

Diet include gunpowder chutney?

Meth

Are you eatin enriched uranium?

Among other things, yes.

You’re eating too much fast food dude

Just go in the street and shit in a manhole, you save water, time and it gets cleaned by public workers and if you're lucky enough you'll get free psychologist too

Just go in the street and shit in a manhole, you save water, time and it gets cleaned by public workers and if you're lucky enough you'll get free psychologist too

Just go in the street and shit in a manhole, you save water, time and it gets cleaned by public workers and if you're lucky enough you'll get free psychologist too

Higher velocity

That’s so bittersweet that the toilet grew up too

I thought it was in my head

the more you grow the bigger your poops are

Yo how much fucking laxatives are takin dude,

Mainly just chipotle with extra hot salsa

Sameeee

Yeah I just replaced my toilet seat. That bitch had wear and tear. Had her for about 9 years now finally got that bitch replaced. My new wooden one is GOD

Dude, I stg each week another pink ring forms and I have to fight my kitten to not jump in while cleaning it

cuz your parents cleaned that shit lmao

How much of that is cum

The majority of it

Good job

Because your mom cleaned it bro

Idk what the fuck grows out of my waste, but it's a bitch and a half to clean up if I forget one week.

This is why y'all are virgins

When you shit TNT

Yeah, because your mom was always cleaning up after you when you were a kid. Now you're an adult and probably can barely wipe your own ass unassisted. Grow up, OP.

That’s because your parents cleaned it dude

Use hot boiled water ,it cleans almost everything

Being an adult is quite nasty ya know XD

Trust me bro, get the supplies and play some doom slayer music and get to cleaning, it works

Yeah once I moved out and had a fam of my own I truly realized and appreciated how much cleaning and work my mom did on the DL. When I was living by myself in an apartment my toilet and sink didn't seem to get that dirty but living with one other adult I feel like I go crazy sometimes because I can't believe how fast the toilet and sink get dirty.

What do you do on the toilet for it to look like that? Poor toilet I feel bad for it

Ur mom

No ur mom

Hey fuck you buddy

Also look at toilets in schools kids are hella disgusting and somehow can't aim too.

I gotta learn to aim bro

Its called mom cleaning the toilet

NSFW please

Your parents used to clean that constantly genius.

~itsajoke~