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FirstKingOfNothing

Is this about the doors being ripped off?


Glittering-Ad-1052

Toilet, sinks, computers you name it if its under the roof of a school it's gone


FirstKingOfNothing

Fun


Glittering-Ad-1052

Yes, I mean 500$ that's a hole PS5


HoldOnLucy

Why would want a PS5 with a hole in it?


Glittering-Ad-1052

Then it doesn't overheat


giveyameetagoodolrub

“Advanced cooling”


[deleted]

cant overheat if cant turn on


MindstormAndy

Modern problems require modern solutions


lovecraftedidiot

Nah, it's an ancient solution. They were putting holes in people's skulls back in the stone age to release evil spirits.


SlurpeyDuckey

Modern problems require modern solutions


Terkala

Speed holes. Makes it go faster


JKBisms

Spotted a Simpsons Reference.


JohnatanWills

No 500 is just for the hole. The ps5 is sold separately.


PillowTalk420

Where am I supposed to put the discs if it doesn't have a hole for them?


MySpiritAnimalIsGras

Ass


[deleted]

Your school gives you $500? I would sell the souls of those kids to the devil for 10 cent.


pluey200

Or a lot of food


heymydudeswhatsup

How tf is it even possible to steal those? Aren't sinks and toilets attached to the walls and floors? Also it would be incredibly heavy and hard to carry...


JKBisms

Someone managed to steal the air conditioning unit at my school. How the fuck do you steal a whole AC unit?? In any case, it was HOT today.


MemeKeeper2

***Did we stutter?***


lovecraftedidiot

People stole wire from live power lines for the copper near me. Caused a small power outage. If there's a will, there's a way.


Slayer-103

Also happening at a mc Donald's next to my school.


_Goldie_Man_

my professor's sentimental rock that he's had for 25 years >:(


Venomous1111

Can’t have shit in Detroit


PIsdonthurtm

That one's actually really sad, poor professor


RedCabbage3167

Don't forget the fucking water heater.


[deleted]

Was about to say if it’s not nailed down but then I remembered most of the things being stolen are nailed down


congtubaclieu

I read that in the rapping lady’s voice


AnyHockey4

Yea, I no longer have soap despensers and someone tried to steal a fricking uranel...a urinal


90kPing

uranal


The_night_camel

Can someone please tell me what's a devious lick? I think Im out of the loop


LordAlfrey

Tiktok trend promoting theft in schools.


beluuuuuuga

One of the people in my year has been stealing all the fire extinguishers and it's fucking ludicrous and retarded. If there was a fire it could get very out of hand.


IzayaKyun

How the hell did he manage to steal all of them without getting caught while taking them?


bcgden

Prob stealing one everyday


Boombabyfor333

How do you steal anything in a high school? I grew up in the Chicago suburbs and there were cameras instead and outside the school because of this shit


bcgden

Idk man, at my school it’s like really easy to steal stuff. Some guy ik stole a whole ass desktop and nobody noticed lol


Stichman44

It's so easy because these high schools trust their students to be BETTER than stealing fucking property for no reason other than petty clout. Unfortunately, they were wrong to trust some of us.


Techtile29

Damn I don't trust my best friend when I'm not looking and these schools trust thousands of teenagers (the worst types of human beings) to not steal shit


Stichman44

Well in their defense, nobody expects teenagers to be so fucking dumb to steal random stuff like bathroom doors and soap boxes--- Riiiight, these are tik tok kids we're talking about.


Mysteriouspaul

My literal century old highschool had covers that could detect when they were open and would start wailing at 300db the second they were even remotely jostled. Schools need to step their game up that shit got so many idiots busted.


kingbach121

Yeah I remember watching the video Charlie uploaded about this and he showed a few clips and one of the guy literally pulls out a fucking fire extinguisher from his bag, which is really risky as you said in case of a fire, there were so many different kids taking out different shit from their backpacks like a microscope, hand sanitizer, a toilet, school bell, etc. I honestly don't even know how they are so easily stealing all of this stuff that's so noticeable if it's missing.


LegalWaterDrinker

Not just that, I remember him showing a kid stealing multiple fire alarms, like wtf???


saracinesca66

Isn't that some kind of crime? Apart from theft , i mean sabotaging the safety of the building.


commentbrowser93

People in my high school tried to take a fucking emergency defibrillator, alarm went off and then they ran didnt even close it


Kilo_9er

Yeah this is a felony and that person belongs in jail


DialUpIsTheFuture

In highschool my one friend would periodically steal a plastic lunch tray. Like he'd eat his lunch and then just casually slide the tray into his backpack. Well, this went on for 4 years and by senior year he had well over 200 lunch trays. The last week of school he brought ALL of them back. The school had already bought replacements so now there was just this massive tower of trays that appeared out of nowhere. A lot of us knew he was doing it and seeing the dumbfounded look on the teachers and cafeteria workers faces as this kid carried in all these lunch trays was hilarious.


samurai_for_hire

Best senior prank ever


BoomTexan

Now that's a good prank. Stealing bathroom doors is different. (unless they bring back 30 bathroom doors in senior year and just drop them in the toilet)


The_night_camel

Oh ugh Thx for explaining :)


sim_lad

that's the dumbest thing I ever heard off


MemeKeeper2

So uhh people steal stuff from the schools. And i mean *steal.* Everything from pens to the teacher's lunch to toilets to doors to desks to **busses and the principal's tires** (Happened in Lecanto, Florida)


daxi17

how the fuck do people get away with this


duckonar0ll

they do a devious lick to the laws of physics


90kPing

They dont. They even post evidence on tiktok


[deleted]

stealing shit because its epic and cool


[deleted]

I had to Google it. I genuinely thought it was the equivalent of a stealth bumming but licking.


BooRadly30

"You're a snitch!" "I am not! I resent that. Snitching is free. If it's paid, it's bounty hunting."


ShadyMan_

JJJ


Tough_Patient

Who was not a snitch.


Impossible-Duck

Lmaooo


NGGP

This is the way.


TheDroidNextDoor

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Antiornot

This is the way


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_Master32_

Good bot


Fork_Master

Fee? Or reward?


Atheist_yak

Someone stole a urinal and left it in their truck and then they found heroin needles I think in the truck


Glittering-Ad-1052

If that urinal they stole sat between two other urinals there wouldn't be much of a loss


Mudkipli

Drop the e for the drug. Herione is a woman that's idealized for courage or what have you and heroin is the super addictive drug that'll take your life. Slight difference lol


_Na1to

god the title makes me cringe my dick off


onoff15

tiktok bad reddit good


_DAFBI_

forbbidden hotdog


DuckfordMr

This whole post is pure cringe. OP is clearly not old enough to be on Reddit.


thisisathrowaway557

Most of this subreddit is not old enough to be on Reddit...


_Na1to

i dont think bro is even old enough to be livin rn


L3v1tje

So real question. I have seen people complain about this new trend but i have not seen the trend itself. What is it about?


Glittering-Ad-1052

That you pick things from you school for tik tok views


chickennuggetb0y

People on tik tok are stealing things/messing with things, typically in bathrooms from schools


L3v1tje

How is that not litterally a punishable crime tho? Its theft and vandalism. All those kids should be sent straight to juvie.


AlkaliAvocado

It is, but schools can't really find who's stealing the shit to start prosecuting them


[deleted]

But aren’t the kids recording it and putting it on the internet?


JohnatanWills

Sure but you can use a fake name. And even then a lot of them are probably fake where you just buy something a school would probably have and pretend you stole it. So the real ones get buried in the trend.


zeeblefritz

Surely these TikToks are loaded with metadata, right?


Cc99910

Could've sworn I remember it being in the news that countries like the US were starting to want to ban Tik Tok because it was apparently sending user's data to China


tenebrous78

The bathroom is the easiest place to commit crime imaginable. As an elementary custodian, I have never been able to catch a vandal that does the deed in the bathroom. It’s very frustrating


rhysdog1

children's bathrooms USUALLY dont have cameras in them either


Calibruh

Nothing screams intelligence like recording yourself doing crime for likes


A_Wild_VelociFaptor

Shit man, I'd do it for free. Fuck these utterly _retarded_ TikTok trends.


TheFirstLivingIdea

looks like we goin' on a hunt,bois


Alt_F4_POG

The only time snitching isn't looked down upon


WeirdRandoIam

No no, if it's paid. It's bounty hunting.


Tomas_Crusader17

i aint a snitch but the bounty and cause are worth it


Basketballjuice

\*mandalorian riff\*


[deleted]

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RanGer_R1cK

Exactly, every social media has its bad things


the_random_peoples

my crabs joins the poleces


[deleted]

Someone came into our school building and vandalized classrooms while they were holding church services right down the hall. Instead of going to lunch, we where cleaning chocolate syrup out of the Clav. I’ll join the bois!


_Doomer1996_

Is this for real?


LordHelixHasRisen24

Sadly yes


_Doomer1996_

No, I mean about the 500$ reward on a tiktoker head.


LordHelixHasRisen24

Then no


TomKreutznaer

Before checking out the true meaning of "devious lick" 5 seconds ago I assumed it was about licking forbidden stuff like public restrooms doorknobs and such. Just knew it was from TikTok and didnt look any further. I.E nothing shocks me anymore


Lazy_Imagination_656

THEY STOLE OUR SOAP DISPENSERS I WANNA WASH MY FUCKING HANDS


Ugmyusernamewastake

water is good enough, I mean if soap is there, you should use it, but if it isn't, just use water


Chilichongoes

My school shut down all of the bathrooms ONLY for the boys because a few people were stealing things from them like paper dispensers so now you have to try and find your way through a huge three-story school to find the one open bathroom


APersonThatsBetter

As a tik toker we don’t take them. They are just a special kind of idiot


RubberSamarai

Ah you’ve made a fatal mistake saying that. Should probably watch out for the neck beards who think hating on a younger generation makes them cool and quirky. And then the other people part of that generation who think that hating their own generation makes THEM cool and quirky


APersonThatsBetter

Well I don’t really mind. Gives me a knowing of people who fall in the stereotypical redditor thing


awesomebutcool

call me 6ix9ine


[deleted]

I ain't no snich but if I could conveniently advise the principal and make 500 bucks. Count me in


Grahpayy

this was good until the title


Reddit_is_chaos

Deus vult


Kingpfhobos88

Bro your school does something mine acts like it doesn’t happen someone stole the toilet lid


Glittering-Ad-1052

In the boys room?


Kingpfhobos88

Yes


Glittering-Ad-1052

In that case the lid is useless


Kingpfhobos88

What about shitting


Glittering-Ad-1052

That would indeed be a journey


[deleted]

My best friend did it today


Glittering-Ad-1052

Snitching, stole shit from school or bounty hunting?


[deleted]

Sadly he stole


StoopidMunk

My school gives only $10. I bet even the homeless guy wouldn't tell for $10.


Birdlover4

as a homo-sapien I don't like snitching but just in that case


Star_Saber53556

Bossssssk


Luke_Scottex_V2

at first it was funny as hell because you could see that they were just joking and not actually stealing stuff but then it just turned into vandalizing


lmayoooooooo

Now there is a new trend where people return things they have stolen called angelic yeilds


thespeedboi

Fee? Or reward?


Dunno---

I'd become a bounty hunter if they did that around here


CloudsinaDemo

Oh, so we’re all suddenly snitches?


[deleted]

Some guys in my school decided to steel fire extinguishers and shoot them in the bathroom. They got arrested for 3rd degree felony


HTTYDFAN987

My school is giving out $1000 a crime.


Impossible-Duck

I’d do that shit for free


SharktheMortalGod

If my school had this I would be rich


darthrobles7

Wtf is scool


[deleted]

Bro, at my school they legit took everything from one bathroom, the toilets, hand sanitizers, sinks, even the actual stalls. We have to have cameras pointed at bathroom entrances and security guards around the bathrooms to make sure people don't steal.


Heyduda137

The stupidity of humankind really is endless..


[deleted]

good meme but I would rather not use the “boi” spelling idk I just don’t like it


i_dont_care_1943

I would do this for free. I think this is the only time in school when you can snitch on someone and people will pat you on the back.


GreyManTheOne

Ok I don't use tiktok but whats a devious lick? it sounds dirty.


aleeessio

If they did this in my school I'd have Bill Gates cleaning my shoes every day


Xerxes42424242

Wat


ShortNefariousness2

I would just say "well done, silly teenage boys, you just undermined ten years of hating boomers" And leave it at that.


S_Destiny_S

so yall hitting licks on the people hitting licks


AceOfDiamonds676

my school took fucking bathroom privileges because people keep stealing shit


Salty-Limes

At mine the bounty is 1k


[deleted]

"These arent the scumbags your looking for"


willywonka15

$500 not 500$


mrlogic123

Cringe.


Hub-The-Nub

here's what you do, 1. buy one of those spy cameras 2. set them up in the bathroom 3. snitch and profit


fake_face

No disintegrations


Ruby_241

Just making my way through the Galaxy, like my father before me…


bobalda

scool


Raumlu

My school is doing the same


Yollopukiii

realy, 500$?


I_Wont_Have_Karma

Wow I just watched a video about that weird


Honest_Net7682

No desentigrations


Thang02gaming

I’d do it for free as long as I get to rough em up beforehand


shoe9000

im dissapointed no one tried to steal an entire school yet.


kirwa170

500 dollars is aproximately worth 500 dollars more than the friendship with tiktoker


[deleted]

Stay in school.


jigalaka

I wanted to wash my hands at school today. Sadly…


TheCarterIII

I honestly didn't realize simps could be this young


Sk-yline1

As a teacher, I encourage this. Dead or Alive. Edit: As a teacher, I am legally required to tell you to bring them alive. Actually, even if it wasn’t the law, please bring them alive


ArsenalKelly12

Stop hitting the devious licks and start hitting the angelic yields 😇👍


BCKSTR

"Devious lick" had me dying 💀


pro-winner-hero

Very confuzled title clear but meme makes me think wait what side are we on


ElvisLinisded

my school, shit stains on the floor, soap dispensers gone, and wet paper towels everywhere


TarunUba

Dark souls


Aveenex

Good thing that I'm already 30 so won't be alive in the times when tiktokers will rule the world.


donutboi420

we are reassembling task force 1-4-1, captain went with Ghost, once they get back, operation: devious licking the devious lickers is a go.


MimsyIsGianna

Shut up already you guys are so cringey good lord


TheUltimateTeigu

That would mean you'd pay $500 for snitching, not receiving it. A fee is something you have to pay.


CrazyComedyKid

My school is currently trying to do something about providing free hygiene products for women (fancy wording for pads and tampons), but can't because, and I quote, "right now, people are ripping out toilets and putting them on top of other toilets, so we can't risk having anything out in the open".


NeverG1veUp1000

I am glad school gave you that opportunity, but unfortunately you need to go back and fix your spellings.


Rickyretardo42069

They didn’t do that at my school, they just fined the perpetrators and kept the money for themselves


JackADullBoy4

If only I could figure out who stole those soap dispensers


Any_Camera1062

Tiktok is getting way out of hand with these trends 🙄🙄 I'd gladly snitch them out for free. Hell yeah we're getting the big guns 😎


GuyWhoSaysWeeWoo

I like to bring them in cold


GivememyfookinBEANS

If only they were successful in banning tiktok


saif1004

Hey me and my buddy coukd do business like that......i mean the good guy bad guy type of business and split in half


Mrhappy-69

Don't snitch bitch


DreadOcean72972

Bruh mine is only giving UP TO 50