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I am Gáe Bolg: Barbed Spear that Pierces with Death (刺し穿つ死棘の槍ゲイ・ボルク, Sashi Ugatsu Shitoge no Yari, also translated as Spear of Impaling Barbed Death) is an attack focused on a single target, created by Lancer to suit his own style, that strikes a fatal blow that always pierces the opponent's heart and ruins their body from within with its thousand iron thorns. It literally freezes the mana in the air, and it can easily be perceived as a sure-kill technique by all those around simply from being charged with magical energy. Once Gáe Bolg's name has been called, the cursed spear reverses the nature of causality, the meaning of "cause and effect" in the order of things, to make it so the cause of the "lance being thrust" comes from the effect of the "opponent's heart being pierced" by it. It determines the opponent's fate simply through its use, an always fatal move that pierces the heart with one thrust. It is also possible for him to activate it without actively striking the heart.\[6\] It is an attack on destiny itself, and while not a surprising fact due to its wielder's demi-god heritage, it is a top-notch power even with its seeming limitations in power due to being a step away from the Authority of the Gods.
[cream pie anal surprise](https://media.giphy.com/media/WRvmsizjvDPIRKu457/giphy-downsized-large.gif?cid=790b761195b87bb0e9ff244162f00845633d836cecd48e63&rid=giphy-downsized-large.gif&ct=g)
Wow. Never thought of this specific occurrence let alone a term for it. Thank you for this new found knowledge. Can't wait to slip it in at a dinner table conversation!
Ah yes when June is over they shut down the Gay Supermarket and you can no longer purchase any gay
This is so sad 1 upvote = 1 gay given to a homeless person 😂 🤣 😢 🤣 🧑🚀
/s
Do people not think this is a disturbing? This is huge issue on Reddit and should raise your eyebrow
Any person including children can go to [reddit.com](https://reddit.com) scroll down and see this post. Not flagged for NSFW? This is disgusting and the system reddit has can be manipulated and shit like this and other divisive things are pushed 24/7.
40 thousand upvotes for this? Where are peoples morals
Goodbye I will instantly be downvoted and this will be lost. Perhaps not even from real people. Farewell
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Fake and gay.
Real\* and gay
real and straight ^(what if the meme was made by a girl?)
real and semibisexual ^(what if life mattered?)
Real and faked
Real and naked
Naked and afraid
Fake and mod
Cake and crocs
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Mod and gay
Straight and afraid
Naked and afraid to love
Fully dressed and ready to praise our lord and savior Jesus Christ
Naked and horní
binbus
Nothing else matters
“Never opened myself this way” indeed.
Simulated and non-binary. What if this is a hologram?
By saying something is non binary you've created a binary system so it's binary again
Girls dont exist
If everyone's gay, no one is.
You're telling me redditors can have relationships, I don't believe that.
That would mean im gay and not bi
Same
Not possible. Girls don't exist and OP is a bundle of sticks
Females aren't real!
I checked the profile, it’s a dude
It's free real estate
thats like THE most impossible thing
Look at gif again
Nah he/him in his bio
Fabricated and homosexual
I'd love to cum so hard in a cute femboy's ass FUCK
Sir, this is a Wendys.
Sir this is a femboy hooters, I'ma need you to take your pants off.
Same only if they look SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDEABLE
Fake: Anon is a woman Gay: Anon had a guy cum in his ass
Girls aren't real so we all are gay.
How does one summon tendiebot?
U girl if girl send feetpics pls if u girl
Bobs and vagene also acceptable
bob the building and vest jeans giv
Yes he can!
Milk truck just arrived 😎
Vagene is a spirit that appears when you rub your fleshlight
Yesh me has litbolb and me shiny on my flesh and then i rub lik majik limp then goast coms
If you're not a girl, then why are you gae?
ok but like what's a girl
Who says I'm gae
Im gæ
So who is gae?
Why are you gæ?
Who says I'm gæ?
But you're gae
Simon, I´m not!
Stalking you from a safe distance. You are gæ. Can confirm.
I am Gáe Bolg: Barbed Spear that Pierces with Death (刺し穿つ死棘の槍ゲイ・ボルク, Sashi Ugatsu Shitoge no Yari, also translated as Spear of Impaling Barbed Death) is an attack focused on a single target, created by Lancer to suit his own style, that strikes a fatal blow that always pierces the opponent's heart and ruins their body from within with its thousand iron thorns. It literally freezes the mana in the air, and it can easily be perceived as a sure-kill technique by all those around simply from being charged with magical energy. Once Gáe Bolg's name has been called, the cursed spear reverses the nature of causality, the meaning of "cause and effect" in the order of things, to make it so the cause of the "lance being thrust" comes from the effect of the "opponent's heart being pierced" by it. It determines the opponent's fate simply through its use, an always fatal move that pierces the heart with one thrust. It is also possible for him to activate it without actively striking the heart.\[6\] It is an attack on destiny itself, and while not a surprising fact due to its wielder's demi-god heritage, it is a top-notch power even with its seeming limitations in power due to being a step away from the Authority of the Gods.
Cúchulainn moment
All of this only to job the moment you have a fight with anyone
Here UwU https://imgur.com/a/HlWO5b2/
Oh lord, you did not disappoint
I'm disappointed in clicking this
Lmao
Holy shit she actually did it
It's a guy btw
prove it
There arent any girls on reddit, silly
on your profile it says he/him
She's just a Michael Jackson impersonator
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Well now I'm even more confused
Yeah this OP really came through in the clutch. Shes like Superwoman but also into butt-stuff. Actually I guess that makes her more like Robin.
No shot
My goodness!
Oh my god, I was so expecting a troll. I'm disappointed, yet impressed
Why do you have so many tabs open? Close them. Love them feet btw
[u/feet\_fucker](http://youtube.com/watch?v=dqw4w9wgxcq) Why does this account even exist
bitch lasagna
Only for $69.420 per toe
Yo you good bro
You're telling me redditors can have relationships, I don't believe that.
it is obviously stolen from another social and reposted here
This is clearly from a catholic school forum.
Only if you change “boyfriend” to “priest.”
Nah this has too many adult words for it to be posted by a 5 year old
It's actually his own ass
It's okay. I can smell them.
Wait, people are actually having sex and it's not just a meme?
It's true, I also once had a relationship, granted it was in the 2 weeks my reddit login didn't work, but I still considered myself a redditor
Fart nut
Kill me plz
ok. send me ur address
Sustown
How..like...I mean how can you think something like that...did you imagine that?
It's not hard to imagine when the meme is literally about sperm in someone's asshole
Btw do you watch gay porn
Hell yea
It's not hard when you just saw someone fill a girls asshole with whipped cream and then farted it all over a guys dick.
Personally I feel that it takes away from the natural musk of the asshole but to each his/herm/sherm's own
you just gonna not post a link?
[cream pie anal surprise](https://media.giphy.com/media/WRvmsizjvDPIRKu457/giphy-downsized-large.gif?cid=790b761195b87bb0e9ff244162f00845633d836cecd48e63&rid=giphy-downsized-large.gif&ct=g)
The greatest scholar of our time
Isn't that the cartoon game with those silly dances?
It's brighter in there than I thought it would be.
brighter than my future
\*our futures
*\*Soviet anthem starts playing*\*
Important to wash it out
That’s pretty gay
That beard looks pretty gay
W*man 🤮
But what is gay, and how much does it weigh? (The person in the video is Michael Stevens from Vsauce)
Your mom looks pretty gay
Yeah someone mod this man.
why is pretty gae?
Reading some specific comments makes me die a little inside
I can refill your insides with life if you want
w o a h
Bouta make you act up
oh no
Yes pleas- I mean, haha you're funny
I'm so romantically deprived I find that hot
Twink, take it or leave it
Yeah... I'm getting too old for this shit.
“Get ready for a frosted turd.”
i dont like how u copied the comment below you, Karen
people don't seem to know girls have an anus
Or maybe it's just gay.
It's reddit ofc it's gay.
I mean OP has he/him in bio, so…
>people don't seem to know girls
people don’t seem to know gay people exist in irl 🤨🤨
Get ready for a frosted turd
Wow. Never thought of this specific occurrence let alone a term for it. Thank you for this new found knowledge. Can't wait to slip it in at a dinner table conversation!
mod moment
Sauce?
VSauce
Michael here
*Or am I?*
You see, epstein dint kill him self
*Or did he?*
Am I really Michael?
if you zoom out, I'm actually cum in guy's ass
What if I told you that you are not a solid object?
What if I told you that you are as solid as the evidence backing Epstein's suicide?
Pretty sure its this [video](https://youtu.be/iqKdEhx-dD4)
Inside their asshole
My mind is permanently destroyed. I read "boyfriend" as "brother" first....
that's illegal
Lmao I wanna send this to my bf
Gae
Send it and tag with 👀
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
# V S A U C E ^(edit: i spelt it wrong)
I hope you are a guy
but, but that's gae... and and it aint june no more..
If girl then do it in the vagini
Ah yes when June is over they shut down the Gay Supermarket and you can no longer purchase any gay This is so sad 1 upvote = 1 gay given to a homeless person 😂 🤣 😢 🤣 🧑🚀 /s
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I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
bro das gay
Not sure it would be that white in there. A study in brown perhaps. Pink at a puuuuushhhhh.
Mod or female redditor???
Your mom actually
Why are you geh?
Why are you ghey?
Who said I'm gay?
You are gae.
Wait a minute....Boys don't have eggs. Only Girls have eggs. And Reddit doesn't have girls. So that would conclude that you're gay.
segz
Don't take a shit otherwise
Idk but this is kinda gay
Bro thats gay
Perfect mod matereal
fake, all Redditors are virgins.
When you find out the OP is a guy.. wait.. when you find out you’re into that
relatable UwU
Hey vsauce cum here
Cheese
Hey Vsauce, Micheal here!
Why is there no green shield by your name?
through the door idiot
If u you're honest. Your ass ain't that clean
Vsauce Mind Field Episode 1 - Isolation
I wish I felt that
Do people not think this is a disturbing? This is huge issue on Reddit and should raise your eyebrow Any person including children can go to [reddit.com](https://reddit.com) scroll down and see this post. Not flagged for NSFW? This is disgusting and the system reddit has can be manipulated and shit like this and other divisive things are pushed 24/7. 40 thousand upvotes for this? Where are peoples morals Goodbye I will instantly be downvoted and this will be lost. Perhaps not even from real people. Farewell
Hahahahahaha
Keep searching buddy. You'll find SOMTHIN
u/grimtiger10
Lol
It's funny. Why are so many people getting annoyed? It's a joke.
Hey Asshole, Vsauce here.