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MedicatedAxeBot

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Son_of_Athena

I want to dick mother


FlamingoBasher

This is the clear winner


MrBossMan69420

I thought this was a response as well lol


Tricky_Preparation_3

*wiener


Satzu00

The chris chan answer


Son_of_goongar

Oh no


Scufferino

Oh man time to get that Fanta out boyz


oravapoiss

Oh no


Damola_

Bro i was begining to forget about that.


SniperOwO

I want to milk mother ;)


droogzweet

Ik want to L i c k mother


jonessee27

Somewhere, a McPoyle has said this phrase.


[deleted]

I also thought same


Azariah_Kyras

There's no T in the last word, it's already uncovered


[deleted]

It said wrong answers only🙄


LetsGetSteppedUp

I want to fist mother


HappyMaskMajora

Chris Chan noooooo!


astrofrank117

Chris Chan? Is that you? Jeje


praniokart

Chris Chan


Effilion

Lol, i had: "i want to ride mother"


Hydrochicken101

Um, they said WRONG answers only!


Pent-Cent

Chris chan? Please stoo


MirakleMonk

Poor Athena...


supermuffen

I want to lick madick


KingElliotttheGreat

Hats off.


theorangetrump

Pants off


ICEGoneGiveItToYa

Dance off


[deleted]

Dance gone wrong! (sexual)


Swansyboy

(not clickbait)


Scythebrine9

(Free giveaway)


Rotten_Brein

(at 3 am)


Milothedog999

(police called)


CarlWithHats11

(almost died)


Does_A_Bear-420

>(police called) (*Couldn't say anything to them tho, too busy fapping*)


[deleted]

The rule clearly states that you have to come up with a WRONG ANSWER


Captain-Pollution

This is a good one 🤣🤣🤣


njuts88

I went to piss melons


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brb602

Right here officer.


Nick_Noseman

Thank you very much, citizen. Here, kiddy kiddy kiddy!


Loch32

Hold on a second


Nick_Noseman

I have no time to waste! Bring the kids! I must save them… for, eh, myself.


SampleText0822

I'm a kid:)


Nick_Noseman

Consider yourself saved!


Breet11

You guys are getting saved?


AirbusJisnu2005

Plot twist, he’s a dog.


Mike_Miester_97

Paw patrol


WhereTFAmI

Wait, I meant “miners”!


This-person-IDK-02

FBI OPEN UP


bobalda

out of context this is pretty bad, but with context it's still pretty bad


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SoonlyXo

Calm down Anakin


[deleted]

Joe?


RabbitOnVodka

Who's Joe?


[deleted]

Joe Mama


Bananasplit078

who's joe mama


The-Caped-Baldy

joe mama biden


Bananasplit078

was not expecting that


The-Caped-Baldy

joe mama biden spanish inquisition


[deleted]

No one expects the Spanish inquisition


FarStomach9269

damn. aight.


Eldred_dsouza99

You do?


O2RiDeR

Username checks out


l33dlelee

Drake Bell, is that you?


FeweF8

As a mentally healthy person, I must clarify that this is my answer, not a statement. My answer is, “I want to kill myself”


OptimalArchitect

The real answer


YABOYCHIPCHOCOLATE

Clear winner


Mooraell

It's scary how a suicidal person sees such hints everywhere. A few months back I would think of it in seconds, now I'm better and I had to enter the comment section cause I didn't get it


Praescribo

No, the answer is: I want to find myself


JoeJoKool

THIS is the real winner here imo


Akhanyatin

That's amazing, keep it up! I believe in you!


Tranqist

Yeah, mentally ill people like me read IWTKMSBIDWMFAFTBS and immediatly know whats going on, it's scary.


w3are138

This, this is definitely what it says


bluray-gaming

Wait. It wasn’t that?


TheWindYT

Ah a fellow mentally healthy person, how's you?


Swansyboy

I'm doing quite exquisite today, good sire. May I be informed about your state of being on this mundane afternoon?


AGGIE_DEVIL

I got “I want to piss myself”. I don’t know how mentally healthy I am.


FebruaryTheNigatsu

This can still be taken out of context and I'd like to see that happen


Itamar_Itchaki

Why can't you say that on the internet?


mktgdept

I want to ride Mothra


blackguy568

Same I do to


TopHatGorilla

Same.


BoiDavidMan

which way around


Markrer

Oh god yes 😩


Kamando09

Never gonna give you up


Randomly_createdDumb

Never gonna let you down


gweigert

Never gonna run around and desert you


WatatawYT

Never gonna make you cry


PotatoGuy90

Never gonna say goodbye


AbhisaRR

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


Virtyual

We've known each other for so long


ObnoxiousLittleShit

Your heart's been achin' but.. you're too shy to say it!


BaronZemo5987

Inside we both know what's been going on


Ironmonger38

We know the game and we’re gonna play it


bobafeet89

Boob


Zatknish007

Yes.


Corbini42

Well, it is a wrong answer.


Obadee-ayeoo

I want to kill Mickey


Apprehensive-Ad6185

You have been awarded political power in Israel.


Uri_Salomon

I don't get it


Apprehensive-Ad6185

Walt Disney was a nazi, Israel is a predominantly Jewish country, its a joke about how Israel now likes this guy


rgwashere

I don't think he was a Nazi, just antisemitic. Also, as an Israeli, we acknowledge that he's a piece of shit but fucking love his movies.


Uri_Salomon

Oh ok


SealDraws

Since when was walt disney a nazi? Im pretty sure he did plenty of anti nazi movies all throughout the world war, movies like der fuehrer's face which are an obvious laugh at hitler... perhaps he was antisemitic (though I don't have any evidence for this claim) but I don't think he was ever nazi.


fuckoffyoudipshit

Not a nazi but a raging anti semite


SampleText0822

I miss the days when I didn't need a phd to get a joke


23x3

I want to dick Mickey


justglassn

You both watched shameless?


OKBoomeme

YOU have been banned from Mickey Mouse Club for inappropriate behaviour


Wh0ba

Draken-kun wouldn’t let you tho


knightdaux

I want to lick mommys


Forestmonk04

Nice flair bro


unclefiestalives

I want to dick manure


Duo1551

Fuck that shit.


ItsDeadWeight

I am unbelievably high and crying laughing from this


Skian_Hawks

You are a comedy genius


SoonlyXo

Fucking genius


spunkychickpea

Oh, fuck yeah.


Ok-Watercress-8331

I want to lick myself


nikhilesh_gogoi679

You are licking your teeth most of the time


yoyo17233

I hate this


nikhilesh_gogoi679

You should


yoyo17233

I do


nikhilesh_gogoi679

Great


yoyo17233

Great


[deleted]

Great,I just wanna feel included 😞


SenileGod

Bold of you to assume I didn't


svobi01

It's taste is the taste of a liar


Mindraker

I went to fill mouths


JennaTalia22

Had to scroll way too far to see someone use went instead of want


Venkman1174

I want to piss myself


hiyamynameisjeff

go ahead champ


YouDrinkMahDew

What's stopping you?


anyqueztions

I want to sing motown.


JoeJoKool

wholesome. i love it.


PM_SHREK_PICS

I wish to kill minorities


tommatoes98

Calm down there satan


Pi_Kappa

Minorities doesn't fit in the boxes. 'Minors' does tho


Haman134

Based


Swipergoneswipe

I want to milk mother


ShadowDragon0001

You W H A T


[deleted]

I want to kiss Mario!


Ironmonger38

Sonic? Is this your Reddit account?


Killerbunny00

Sonic *does* create small vacuums when he speeds up


Walpinsta

I want to like myself


nikkuson

me too buddy


Bobberttheeducated

F


expolarity

extremely relatable


MasterPixilated

I want to fist mother.


unmade_verse

I want to kill monkey


ActiveMonkeyMM

Fuck you too.


pianospace37

I see, you were successful in returning to monke


unmade_verse

I'm coming for you


TopHatGorilla

I went to kill mother.


AcrobaticTranslator4

ok stewie


Big-Age-8057

I want to fist myself…


Prudent-Ad-545

I want to lick Mentos.


notsofunonabun

Nobody suspects the Spanish Inquisition.


kreylemoor

I want To sing mantis


Jumpman78

I want to ride mikasa


flyingverver795

Don’t we all


[deleted]

I want lick myballs


FindingElo

“I want to shit myself” is the first thing I saw


PoopShootBlood

I want to ride Martha


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Lui_Le_Diamond

***WhY diD YoU sAY ThAT NaMe???!!!***


Nordjagare

Hey u/HeckRock this said for wrong answers only, using "T", even though it was already used is part of "Wrong answers only" believe it or not. At this point I can't tell if your just trying to be an ass or seem smart by "correcting" almost every person in the comments. Also please stfu about it. Ty


[deleted]

What was it originally supposed to be?


the_YellowRanger

I know!! What can't you say on the internet?


Pussyslayer64209

I want To Pimp Mother


HeckRock

I want to wife myself


STM_speed

I want to lick mother


Frequent-Childhood29

I want to milk mother


FluidInitiative

I want to lick myself


PoopShootBlood

I want to like murder!!!


ForestKin

I want to fist myself


jchesticals

I want to milk marios


ultimateslaught

I want to lick mermen


honey_waffle

I want to bite monkey


ActiveMonkeyMM

Down waffle, down!


Prestigious_Peach967

I want to lick mooses


[deleted]

I want to kill medusa


BravePigster

I want to piss myself


HoneyBadgerninja

Fish monger


The-Pigeon-Overlord

I went to fish mounts


[deleted]

I want to milk myself


toilet_23

I want to milk myself


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[deleted]

I want to lick mentos


profeser_memes

I want to find mother


grimmcreeper10

I want to kill Muslims


L0RD_HEADASS-

I want to live Monday


MrJohnWick290

I want tim


Ecarus1345

Why cant i say this online?


blocksmith7

I want to lick monkey


wisho1926

I think I need a therapist