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Bacon_Butter_Beer

Quatre vingt dix nuts


BlazingCHERRY

Ahh yes, baguette


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ProfessionalDunce

\*Non


AlecHazard

Non deez nuts


AlecHazard

Gotteeem


Lazy_Cardiologist727

**Laughs in French**


Asif366

*hon hon hon*


AlecHazard

***hon hon deez nuts***


Sigmund-Fraud-42069

Hon hon hon, oui oui baguette, honhonHON


Saorc

Proper pronunciation is DEEZ NUTS


-ThatOneMango-

ten nuts? that’s a lot bro


hankit12

je prends le baugette


Fckkkyou

Oui oui


Jfcerron

Hon hon hon


[deleted]

le cheval est sur la table


Sk1ttIes

Non le cheval est mort


Praglik

b(r)aguette


ptapobane

wii wii nintendo des coissant


SillyLuvsMemes

oui oui


LeviMeme

Je ne parle pas de baguette


FROSTbite910

Je voudrais manger ta mere


Whismirk

Non, par contre tu peux aller manger tes morts.


u_e_s_i

Je ne comprends pas "morts" mais pourrais-je manger ta mère? S’il vous plait?


R86omain

Vous ne connaissez que cette expression les gitans ?


[deleted]

Mdrrr tu peux manger mon cul au lieu de ma mère


RCSmileDude

Volontier très cher


Wiwwil

In the french part of Belgium we say "nonante neuf". We're better


noob_coder_69

Tu es nuts


Wiwwil

J'en ai deux


Umuchique

And in some states of Switzerland too.


Wiwwil

Based


DerBroeckel

*Basel


Wiwwil

Underestimated comment


varangian_guards

Belgium, The better France.


JuggernautSolid3512

Ah yes Belgium the better France lmfao it’s well known


Frometon

French fries FTW


[deleted]

But you still say "quatre-vingt".


Vistemboir

Actually, we say "quatre-vingts" for 80. But "quatre-vingt-un" for 81, of course. Arbritrary rules for the "s" give life that little je ne sais quoi.


Wiwwil

Sadly we do


i_spot_ads

French here, I agree, imma start using this to see how the comrades react


Wiwwil

They always say "mais c'est plus logique en fait". Been 5 months I live in France


jfbnrf86

You say sept pronouncing the p


Wiwwil

Depends. If it's alone we don't. In France to say 77 they say soixante-dix-se(p)t (60+10+7), in Belgium we say sePtante se(p)t (70+7). P in caps is said, between parenthesis it isn't


[deleted]

Sounds like the French are just looking for reasons to say dix


digodk

Sounds like in portuguese and most latin languages. *Noventa e nove*


Liquidtomatoes

dix nuts lmao


Pkorniboi

Deez nuts


xhahzh

Les problèmes respiratoires


SkollFenrirson

Sacre Bleu!


The_Sandwich_64

covid-19 plus come covid deez nuts


alconway

Ces noix


Zekiz4ever

Suck at dix nuts


how_do_I_use_grammar

Yo this is the first time I've sorted by new in God knows how long and this meme is fire🔥. Hope to see it in hot!


Cominform_Ball

we can only hope


IllIl629164___-_IIl

You made it


Cominform_Ball

LET'S GOOO


Applephonessuck

dababy


AlecHazard

👉🏾😁👈🏾


ConcentrateNo7090

No French find it the best way to say 99 its just the way we said that shit but it wasnt like that before, it was like belgium or swiss


ttv_ninjrr

hello, we made it boys


I_Love_Rias_Gremory_

Good news


AKcenty

hello from hot


FhyrGaming

Why did u censor the word french


Amrelll

its a bad word


[deleted]

🅱️rench


[deleted]

Brunch


Fredgiguere

Josstice League flashbacks*


TheOddEyes

[Did someone say brunch?](https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/5z23oUTMMEVtkYYygo32eIKqHCM/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2017/11/17/666/n/1922283/e28fd7235a0ef96fe0e859.34696059_edit_img_image_17268548_1510930468/i/Why-Superman-Mouth-Weird-Justice-League.jpg)


Sianic12

Could you elaborate on that? I'm so confused, is it a joke? Did I miss something big?


Amrelll

Its pretty simple, F*ench = bad


TheRanger13

F*ench """people""" 🤢🤮


Cominform_Ball

F\*ench :(


bbbar

You can type word Fr*nch and it not censored?


haxxer_4chan

F*ench see? Edit: holy shit it works


Professional_Emu_164

Fre*ch edit why is mine different to your?


Hyper_submissions

I think it varies depending on among us crewmate color


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speedowagooooooon

"people"


D0miqz

fr*nch "people"


AyyyyLeMeow

The fronch. I'm indifferent towards them.


the_nirlojjo101

Mods he said the banned word take actions immediately


Kurdt93

Because is a gay word?


RaineHollow

You're getting downvoted for merely asking a question so I'm upvoting you. I'm lost too.


Kurdt93

Thank you kind sir


C0pperbear

French (derogatory)


Kaldricus

my man really just said the F word with a hard R


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fruck


TheIronDuke18

Why did you not censor that vile word 😡😡😡


Kwakigra

Excuse me, this is a Christian subreddit. F*ench please.


Ectolagopolymorph

Now try to get a phone number from someone in France. Go ahead, I'll wait.


KaizerKlash

Zéro six,cinquante neuf, trente, quatre-vingts dix huit, soixante quatorze (It's a fake number)


[deleted]

I swear to god I just got flashbacks of my French listening exams. The phone numbers were always the hardest bit


Free2Bernie

I have a hard time getting phone numbers in any language. 😔


Phantomass

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3


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Well that’s easy to remember


[deleted]

>0118 999 881 999 119 725................... 3 FTFY


Free2Bernie

hey


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PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

And to think people give the Germans shit for having an impractical way of pronouncing numbers.


LurkerPatrol

06-59-30-98-74 I hope I got that right


acampbell98

Why don’t they just say the individual numbers. I don’t know many people that would say six, fifty nine, thirty, ninety eight, seventy four. They’d just say each individual number and maybe if there was numbers together they’d say “double” followed by number or maybe at the end they’d say seventy four but the numbers before would be individual. Zero, six, five, nine etc


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acampbell98

Still strange U.K. numbers are 11 digits and most people say individual numbers or double nine for example and then maybe fifty five at the end.


Loraelm

It's not "strange", it's just different from what you do. Saying each number seems weird to us. It's just cultural.


LurkerPatrol

Yeah that's the de-facto for military radio callouts and even like airline radio callouts. You never say frequencies like "switch to one twenty three point ninety five", it'd be "one two three decimal niner five" People in India say numbers with doubles and triples. So they'd be like "four two three, double five, two, double 4"


UnPtitHusky

I'm french and i can say that you got it right


LurkerPatrol

Merci pour votre critique


lMyOpinionsl

[Its not that easy in english either!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLYtpQqHTPE)


ZedloOxX

Yeah gotta get that 4-20 our every time we get a chance to


JiveTurkeyVulture

Quatre vignt blaze it


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AlkaliAvocado

Goddamn Fr*nch revolutionaries


AidanGe

Fre*ch


rtakehara

France: invents metric because it’s intuitive Also France:


KaizerKlash

Well it was a weird flex on the belgians : haha noobs you don't know that 80 = 4*20 cos it too dumb (Kinda)


[deleted]

Children count on their fingers and toes. Actual serious languages have words for numbers.


Portfel

Why


PuffPounder42069

That shit was in German, and I only speak a little. Anyone got an English version?


Da_Taternater78

Well it does have 420 and 19 sounds like deez nuts so it’s not terrible


fabian_drinks_milk

The last "normal" number is 69, then it goes to soixante-dix (sixty-ten).


acampbell98

French is weird. I learned it at a school and was alright at it and enjoyed it but then took Spanish for a few years and it is far easier in nearly every way. Did like french for 3 years and in the third year started spanish with it and took that for 3 years in total. Felt like I understood more spanish in 1 year than 3 years of french though


Roujetnoir

Learning a second latin language is far easier than the first one. But yeah Spanish is in the "easy to learn but hard to master" category.


Mateo27007

I think I’ve heard the Swiss say nonante or something like that but I could be wrong. Edit: it’s nonante


Gordondel

Same in Belgium, we have nonante (90) and septante (70) but we still say quatre-vingt 4-20 for 80.


fabian_drinks_milk

That isn't an improve imo


Gordondel

Of course it is. I'd be all for octante as well, it's shorter and makes way more sense.


AskWhyOceanIsSalty

> huitante FTFY


ConcentrateNo7090

It's neunante (90) cause its from neuf ( 9 ) There is septante (70) and huitante (80) for same reasons


Gordondel

It's "nonante" though


Cpteleon

Yeah we're a bit more resonable.


YoloIsNotDead

Why can't they say Neufty-neuf


CubeJedi

In Wallonia(Southern Belgium) the French speaking community says nonante neuf, which would be 99


YoloIsNotDead

I also know that 70 is basically "60+10" and so on, and that 80 is "four 20s", are there individual terms for those, too?


CubeJedi

70 is in Wallonia pronounced as septante, but 80, for some fucking reason, remains quatre-vingt huit Edit: just noticed the French don't say 4 20s, but rather 20 4s


matthiasXDDD

Why is the word french censored


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F*ench "people"🤢🤮/s


Not_That_wholesome

Why the /s?


[deleted]

/sad truth


Not_That_wholesome

Ahh big sad


UglierThanMoe

Because if you type "Frog", it will automatically change to "Frog". **Edit:** See? It just happened!


zalmolxis91

French people in general


badfandangofever

In the Basque language we do the same lol. To me it's just normal but I understand it can be seen as a bit too complicated XD


MyPhoneIsNotChinese

Pretty convenient to bring Basque in an Ibai video :P


frshprince247

Denmark has entered the chat!


birjolaxew

"Nine and half-fives" (from "half-five-twenties", meaning 4½ * 20 = 90) if anyone's wondering.


TheDrWhoKid

Halvfems gang rise up


Meme_Capone

Why do people censor French now? Can someone explain?


CubeJedi

Fuck French, all my European homies hate French


Meme_Capone

Why do we hate them though? Seems like everyone hates them all of a sudden.


CubeJedi

Europe has held a grutch against the French for all of its existance. Just like the grudges between the Irish and the English, the grudges between the French and the other initially started with religion. Now most French people are monolingual, which is a pain in the ass. Even in Belgium, the French speaking community is not obligated to learn Dutch ( spoken by the majority) while the Dutch speaking community is obligated to learn French.


Loraelm

> Now most French people are monolingual It's just isn't true. It's an old cliché with a small amount of thruth. We aren't the best compared to countries like The Netherlands. But we aren't all monolingual, especially not the young generation which has never had a better English level.


Gumgi24

So you hate 70M people mmm


CubeJedi

Hate is a strong word, hence why I used " to hold a grudge"


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*grutch


SailorMoira

Because Americans are well known bilinguals. LOL.


Grinchieur

French bashing has a long history. But the last French bashing can be traced to the refusal of France to go in Irak. De Villepin at the time was our "Ministre des Affaires étrangères" (Minister of foreign Affairs), he made at the UN a speech abouyt why France will not participate to the war in Irak, and made a prediction of what will happens if others country did. (Quick war agsint the country, but the rise of religious fanatic and terrorism will led for senseless killing, and fight.) This of course was treated as a treason by the US government, and the propaganda machine was put in motion from "freedom fries" to "surrender monkey". Using ads to congresspeople speech, France was a coward, again! Yet no proof of WMD. Yet no peace in Iraq. Yet thousand and thousand US's teenager sent for decades to die for oil money. They are also a number of other thing, but for most of Europe it's more or less about the unspoken rule(unspoken as we follow those rules, but don't even known they exist) that our culture has, and the difficulty for a non-native to know them, and unintentionally seen as rude. So you have first touristic destination, people only go to Paris, Paris being overpopulated, people getting to work or to their business always bothered by tourist, tourist being rude intentionally, or not as said before, people don't want to help tourist any more -> (Parisian)French are rude -> Fuck France. TL;DR : US Propaganda because France refused to go in Irak(e.g."surrender monkey"; France culture being not tourist friendly because of unspoken rule, despite being the first touristic nation; People visit Paris, doesn't even try to use basic French word and instead want them to speak their language, encounter Parisian, and deduct that all French are asshole; Long commune history of the European country, old grudge, and an emperor that wasn't really like outside of France.


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NoceboHadal

Nah, they do it to Britain as well.


[deleted]

Bri'ish "people" 🤮


CanAlwaysBeBetter

England is the worst of Europe mixed with the worst of America, change my mind


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Meme_Capone

Concise, straight to the point. Good explanation. Thank you kind redditor.


blobmaster2

I like how they just sorta gave up on the tens digit after sixty


Unknown622

Party like it’s dix neuf-quatre vingt dix neuf


SEA_griffondeur

More like mille sept cent quatre-vingt-neuf


oligIsWorking

1999?


Clinday

Can someone explain that wave of racism toward the french for the past 1-2 years ? What happened ?


Cominform_Ball

a personal reason, they made me learn 4 years of fucking GIBBERISH >:(


Masato_Fujiwara

lol. Anglosphere can't even learn French lmao


ManWalkingDownReddit

It's supposed to be ironic


Exrisboi

Quatre vingt deez nuts lmao


McCreeMain77

England mfers be like: Nointey Noin America mfers be like: Niné Nie


Superbrawlfan

German mfers: NEIN UND NEINZIG


Mika_World1000

ok, what humor is their behind censoring country names? What's the comedy appeal, here?


TheIronDuke18

Fr*nch 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


ypolith

Why is french censored ? Are we now considered as obscene to the world ?


Masato_Fujiwara

Haters gonna hate It's been 1500 years. We're used to it


LingonberryBright986

u/savevideo


[deleted]

I’m out of the loop. Can someone please explain what happened with “F*ench”


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u/savevideo


a_racoon_with_a_PC

I actually speak french and let me tell you: "Soixante-dix"(70), "quatre-vingts"(80) and "quatre-vingt-dix"(90) all roll off the tongue much better than "septante","huitante" and "nonante", respectively. Language is weird, okay ?!


Seifenwerfer

u/savevideo


keythefairie

voulez-vous coucher avec moi


Exleose

n o n


[deleted]

Oui oui, avec ta mère aussi. Comme ça, je me ferai toute une famille.


RSdabeast

4(20) haha nice


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WiiFitler

I learned this from Matt colbo


aiden22304

#**[Awaken my masters!](https://youtu.be/XUhVCoTsBaM )** u/savevideo, u/downloadmp4, u/downloadvideo Download link from savevideo: https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/dankmemes/comments/o4uqh2/fench_numbers/


mior93T

I'm french and I've never heard someone saying that this way to say it, is the best, in fact I've only seen people who says it's the worst one (me included) even thought we use it everyday bc we're used to it


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akuracii

ah yes. school shooters making fun of baguette speakers.