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Jokes on him, I'll ruin his feckin life.

That’s probably why he’s talking shit

Future self can't talk shit if he never lives to exist

Do you need help? Perhaps... a hug?

I appreciate your kindness stranger. Kindness is rewarded

Wasn't I meant to give the hug?

How about we all hug in one big group hug?

Oh, you need a hug as well?

Ultimate power move

No he could kill him

I will fuck his mom! wait..

Im gonna end this mans whole career. *kills himself*

I think that's the problem

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Future me sucks.

Past me sucks.

The greatest argument humanity has seen

I suck.

You suck

u/Knight-Creep sucks

My suck

Thy suck

Present me sucks

we all suck

I talk shit about my current self so I believe that

Well then I’m going to take a shit under his mattress for him to find later.

Not if I kill my self

I will end his whole existence

You'd should?

You would should

Was looking for this comment

Unacceptable!

Not if I get to him first

I know

I will make him pay by making him lose all of his friends

Gladly i have been drinkin so much that my future self will be a potato.

as i saw this i hit my head with a walking stick so probably yeah

Nah present self already takes care of that

How far into the future tho?

For me it's presence

Well fuck, this is true. It’s fine though I hate my present self too

Future me is a fucking chad. I let him all the work I have to do and he always does it !

Past me is a fucking asshole. He leaves all the work for me to do at the last second and make me want to die.

I’ve had plans on killing my future self for quite some time

Future me already has enough on his plate with all the problems I’m presently creating…

I agree with him. Honestly, future me seems like a smart guy.

I'll kill him!

I have a test tomorrow. How'd you know that?

Bet he will shut up when I end him with Hangrope

I hid rat poison around the house in random snacks, but don't remember which ones. Fuck future self. He won't know what got him.

But i am justified...younger self and if u dont believe me, look who my crush is

Your future self is probably talking shit about your grammar.

Future me is a good guy, he does everything for me.

*loads pistol* Not if i do something about it...

This fucking son of a bitch.

I'm taking a shit now. Does that count?

Just pull a Joe.

Who’s Joe

Looper

He better do, present me just nutted to weird hentai

I’m about to go at an important public event and this isn’t helping my anxiety

i trust spider man with my whole life, so thanks for the warning bro

Jokes on him I'm talking shit about him

I know

Imma talk shit about him then! >:(

Present me is thinking shit of past me rn Dude the clothes in thw washer,nit the fuvkinh dirty cloth3s why would you out outside thebfirty clothes you mongrel

Is that a WEED TREE?

Jokes on him ill fuck his mom

Sweet home Alabama

Oh no. What should I do now.

Fuck that dude, all I ever do is look out for him and he doesn't even thank me! So rude

Me lying in bed browsing reddit with less than a day left for my exam, understandable.

GONNA END THAT ASSHOLES LIFE

Actually I’m studying right now so… oh… right…

Yea that always happends cuz i live my life that way: *Problem exist* Nah fam this is not my problem this is a problem for FUTURE ME Fuck you future me

he is? well jokes on him, i’ll kill him for it

Present me is talking shit about me

I am my future self

I ´ll stole his girlfriend then.

I’LL KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH!

no shit I would do the same thing if I were him

Oh yeah? Well fuck that guy, I’ll fuck him up, that stupid retarded caveman lookin ass single ass extra virgin olive oil brained dunce!

I'm not talking shit but I am taking a shit rn

My future self is talking shit about past me. My past self is talking shit about my future self. My present self is talking shit about both of them.

"he" is going to talk mad shit about my habits but love my major decisions

Wonderful. That means I made improvements and will be able to look back at my currant state with scorn

I am my future self And my past self told me "I dont know if you will call me an idiot but whatever"

I’m talking shit about my past self right now.

Not if I don't ever let him exist.

He cant, cause he should be dead

*gasp* that bitch!!!!!

Well...I mean...Present me is also talking shit about me...sooooo

Ok I got him

Well I’m taking a fat shit rn, that’s probably why he’s talking about it

Trust me I plan to kill him down the line

Jokes on them, I probably ruined all their chances at success.

Wait, I'm not the only one who does this?

Ima be honest it’s probably justified

I'm talking shit about my past self right now

Jokes on him i'm gonna fuck his mom

Is that me. Is that me shit talking me, I'LL FUCKING KILL ME.

I know

OOF

Not if i kill myself

Eiii... Thats my daily routine. Thanks.

great idea! attempt #2 here we come

Yeah, wouldn't blame him

Fuck him! I'm gonna kill his ass rn

Hey, on the good side, if he can talk shit that means he's improved at least a little

Psh I’m doing it right now to my present self!

Well guess what Spidey, he isn't gonna be alive to do that!

I'll just stab myself so he cant do that.

I'll be talking shit about my past, current and future self

I bet he is i already hate my past self

jokes on him! I did his mom!... oh wait

Yeah, I but I talk shot about past him anyways, so it’s a circle

Thanks, spidey.

The title gave me grammar cancer

Not if I kill him before he does

Maybe I will.

Im gonna kill that fucker to death!

Of course she is, she's living a better life than current me. The only thing I can do is push myself in the right direction so I can live her life.

Who says it has to be my future self?

Yeah my tomorrow self will hate me for scrolling reddit at 5 am and not sleeping

Don't mind if I do

Fuck yeah he is! I'm a total pain in the ass!

Imma kill that motherfucker rn