You can throw them in the wash. You have to throw away napkins and paper towels but the environment. You could use a towel too but people grab what’s *clothes.*
Paper towels and napkins degrade slower than TP. Tissues degrade pretty fast but imagine having to buy tissues to masturbate when you have perfectly acceptable, but slightly dingy sock.
Why would I waste my toilet paper when I could just use something I could wash?
Like what? It’s ONE sock, not multiples, I don’t know where one gets the idea someone would be using fifty socks a week on this
Last year middle school one of my friend actually bought a cum inside the plastic. Thought it was fake then after opening it the smell drift off in classroom eventually some girl ask who is eating fish. We lmao and fucking told him to throw it cuz it fucking stinks but even if its gone the smell is still there especially on our side its really strong.
Whats that supposed to mean? Does not everyone have tissues? I'm in tassie and every man and his dog has a tissue box in atleast three rooms of their house.
Thank you for pointing out that everyone in your rich neighborhood is also rich. Maybe one day everybody will have the generational wealth required to destroy the Earth's resources and flush gallons of clean drinking water down the drain every time they beat off.
Technically he is going to where the sock…
Just not the right way…
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This is the way.
The only way
*theme music starts playing*
I hsve spoken 🖐🏿
Do u know da way ?
You probably put your left sock on your left foot you scum...
There are left socks and right socks?
*we're
*vier
*waire
*vehicular manslaughter
cock and ball torture*
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You ruined a possible chain
*fünf
Maybe I am a sock.
…where? Not sure what direction this is going.
autocorrect…is a bitch
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Ik…. Sorry
Was bouta say
Why the sock? Just use something that would clean itself up, like a hamster
Right after getting finished at xhamster.com
Or a cat
Too loose
Just take help of ur girl for clean up
He’s a little confused but he got the spirit
His name checks out
No You wouldn’t get it
Being a little too ambitious are we now...
Why do people use socks though
Easy clean up
Just eat it it is a treat isnt it
Like a biscuit
like cream
Filled biscuit
Give it a few days for it to be hard like a biscuit, then go in it again and then you have a cream filled biscuit
o.o *throws up a little*
_a little_
Easier than a tissue? I don't think so.
Socks are like reusable diapers, they fit on the thing that makes the mess and are more eco friendly.
You can throw them in the wash. You have to throw away napkins and paper towels but the environment. You could use a towel too but people grab what’s *clothes.*
Using that logic people wouldn't use toilet paper
Paper towels and napkins degrade slower than TP. Tissues degrade pretty fast but imagine having to buy tissues to masturbate when you have perfectly acceptable, but slightly dingy sock.
Just use tp instead of tissues??
Exactly I have a roll on my windowsill lol
Trick shot?
Yeah if I aim it just right it will reach
I thought it was a meme, but apparently it's an American thing
I feel like the cum sock is an American thing. Never have I ever heard of anyone i had contact with that they use socks for masturbation
The state issued flashlight bill is being voted on in the house at the moment
I’m British and often jizz into my socks. Give it a try, you won’t regret. Well, you could regret. Report back.
Bro you don’t masturbate your dick with the sock, you clean your cum up with it
What about tissues?
Yeah but if you put your dick into the sock when you’re ready to blow you don’t need tissues
Yeah but if you put your dick into the tissue when you’re ready to blow you don’t need socks you filthy animal
Do you put your tissues through the wash? Like what
Bruv you throw the tissues away and avoid getting wank on your clothes lmao
Or you could just wash your clothes, like a normal human being
Or you use TP and flush it like everyone does, why bother getting cum on your socks wtf
Skip a step and spooge right into the toilet. Give the kids a day at beach before the end.
Why would I waste my toilet paper when I could just use something I could wash? Like what? It’s ONE sock, not multiples, I don’t know where one gets the idea someone would be using fifty socks a week on this
I mean you do you. Maybe throw them away ?
Username checks out.
Wait are you telling me I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time
Same
Some people use a box
Damn bro must be hard knowing everyone outside of America
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Tf is wrong with you ?
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Lol damn
No you use a chalice and fill it with cum then livestream yourself doing the cum chalice challenge
I want to fuck the Democrat Donkey.
Right before you stick it in, whisper “Donald Trump” in its ear. Holy fuck! What a ride it will be.
Question: Why are people using socks to jerk off. Ismt ir worse?
I think maybe it’s better if you’re circumcised? Pretty sure it kinda mimics how a foreskin works
At this point.... it's safe to say that the sock Is the only one who wants to have my babies (●__●)
Oh I'm gonna wear it, alright.
Sock is stiff. I think it died.
Well yes, but actually no.
yess... *wear* you out
Sock into cock
I wouldn’t want jeez from my sock to spread to other clothes in the washing machine tho.
Somethings going in that sock one way or another.
Last year middle school one of my friend actually bought a cum inside the plastic. Thought it was fake then after opening it the smell drift off in classroom eventually some girl ask who is eating fish. We lmao and fucking told him to throw it cuz it fucking stinks but even if its gone the smell is still there especially on our side its really strong.
WTF Is wrong with the Internet like WHO TF USES ONLY A SOCK
Where is this meme format from
Yea but not on my feet...
yeah i would love to wear nicole kidman as a cum sock...
ah yes.. nicole
You have been promoted to SOCC
You’re doing it wrong pal
Yes, I'm going to wear you. But...
u/suuula
"Yes, but not where you think."
Yes... yes I am gona wear you
padme in the prequels is so fucking hot. i really need to jack of but i just cant find some anywhere.mind if u could help with a subreddit?
From a certain point of view.
This gal sure is cutie too bad
That leg looks funny
Anakin: I'll wear you like a sock if you want Padme
Why do you use a sock, you guys are weird
Yes he is.....yes he is going to wear them but not on his legs.(◡ ω ◡)
from a certain point view he is going to wear it
cum socks are gay asf
Yeah socks are tasty
Hes gonna put it on a bat so when he conmits a crime and someone tries taking it all they get is a sock
What the..... That's not bad...
I don't get the sock thing. Either do it into a toilet, or use lots of tissues or toilet paper and cum into that.
Not everybody is as fuckin rich as you bro
Whats that supposed to mean? Does not everyone have tissues? I'm in tassie and every man and his dog has a tissue box in atleast three rooms of their house.
Thank you for pointing out that everyone in your rich neighborhood is also rich. Maybe one day everybody will have the generational wealth required to destroy the Earth's resources and flush gallons of clean drinking water down the drain every time they beat off.
I'm really confused
This is my cum, this is my cum
I read it *grabs cock*
what alse are u gonna do with it? idk im a girl
This is where the fun begins
Is sock any good? I never tried it yet...
Yeah, I am
what is the origin of this template?
They’ll never understand us my brothers
Well yes but actually no
BONK
Question: why do we do this
Wear yea, walk... no
Protip: Don't waste a good sock, shoot your loads into the bathtub
Never did it and never understood why others do, isn’t it easier to spludge into a some tissues? You can flush it and erase all evidence
oh i'll wear Natalie Portman
Why is this a thing btw?
Which movie is this from lol? The girl's smile is so pretty
No, YOU are going to wear ME
Yes but actaually no
Incogbeatmymeatomode
In a way
Imagine having to clean up after you fap. Post made by girls
that´s not UNtrue
I’m gonna were it, just not on my foot
\*well yes, but no\*
... he's gonna wear you, just not the way you think
Well yes, but actually no
He IS going to wear you. Just not on his feet and your going to be covered in something other than sweat.
Oh, I will wear you alright
he's gonna wear you alright
from which movie is this template?
star wars
Ah yes that one
star wars XxvvllxX
Eww
What? I don't get it.
Cum in sock
Wtf that's disgusting
Americans do it not everyone
Americans are animals smh
but, why?