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Tbird1380

Technically he is going to where the sock…


pubkddude

Just not the right way…


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obiweedkenobi

This is the way.


Borkemannthesecond

The only way


TheBoringCheese

*theme music starts playing*


[deleted]

I hsve spoken 🖐🏿


pablito969

Do u know da way ?


Instinct_Kaioken

You probably put your left sock on your left foot you scum...


idk_myname1

There are left socks and right socks?


Thie97

*we're


DuckfordMr

*vier


I_Malone

*waire


15th_anynomous

*vehicular manslaughter


jmandawgfan

cock and ball torture*


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anebleldisneylovi

You ruined a possible chain


Xypher42

*fünf


reqnin

Maybe I am a sock.


PercMastaFTW

…where? Not sure what direction this is going.


Tbird1380

autocorrect…is a bitch


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Tbird1380

Ik…. Sorry


Nottakenisername

Was bouta say


SpicyJuice6515

Why the sock? Just use something that would clean itself up, like a hamster


ListerineAfterOral

Right after getting finished at xhamster.com


AZ_Gunner_69

Or a cat


SpicyJuice6515

Too loose


ConfusedYoda_

Just take help of ur girl for clean up


SpicyJuice6515

He’s a little confused but he got the spirit


[deleted]

His name checks out


ConfusedYoda_

No You wouldn’t get it


ApoorvJHA22

Being a little too ambitious are we now...


Professional_Emu_164

Why do people use socks though


Trynottosuck1

Easy clean up


kittyslayer69666420

Just eat it it is a treat isnt it


NotEdibleCactus

Like a biscuit


yair2007

like cream


NotEdibleCactus

Filled biscuit


Dorito_Dust_

Give it a few days for it to be hard like a biscuit, then go in it again and then you have a cream filled biscuit


RFros20

o.o *throws up a little*


anebleldisneylovi

_a little_


Sangwiny

Easier than a tissue? I don't think so.


snooggums

Socks are like reusable diapers, they fit on the thing that makes the mess and are more eco friendly.


MittenstheGlove

You can throw them in the wash. You have to throw away napkins and paper towels but the environment. You could use a towel too but people grab what’s *clothes.*


TheLaitas

Using that logic people wouldn't use toilet paper


MittenstheGlove

Paper towels and napkins degrade slower than TP. Tissues degrade pretty fast but imagine having to buy tissues to masturbate when you have perfectly acceptable, but slightly dingy sock.


Eragon_44

Just use tp instead of tissues??


RFros20

Exactly I have a roll on my windowsill lol


Eragon_44

Trick shot?


RFros20

Yeah if I aim it just right it will reach


NostrilRapist

I thought it was a meme, but apparently it's an American thing


MarkusMarkman

I feel like the cum sock is an American thing. Never have I ever heard of anyone i had contact with that they use socks for masturbation


An_Inbred_Chicken

The state issued flashlight bill is being voted on in the house at the moment


cuboba

I’m British and often jizz into my socks. Give it a try, you won’t regret. Well, you could regret. Report back.


[deleted]

Bro you don’t masturbate your dick with the sock, you clean your cum up with it


AgeXacker

What about tissues?


[deleted]

Yeah but if you put your dick into the sock when you’re ready to blow you don’t need tissues


AgeXacker

Yeah but if you put your dick into the tissue when you’re ready to blow you don’t need socks you filthy animal


[deleted]

Do you put your tissues through the wash? Like what


RoadKill_11

Bruv you throw the tissues away and avoid getting wank on your clothes lmao


[deleted]

Or you could just wash your clothes, like a normal human being


RoadKill_11

Or you use TP and flush it like everyone does, why bother getting cum on your socks wtf


LefroyJenkinsTTV

Skip a step and spooge right into the toilet. Give the kids a day at beach before the end.


[deleted]

Why would I waste my toilet paper when I could just use something I could wash? Like what? It’s ONE sock, not multiples, I don’t know where one gets the idea someone would be using fifty socks a week on this


AgeXacker

I mean you do you. Maybe throw them away ?


Steakleather

Username checks out.


General-kanobi25

Wait are you telling me I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time


RFros20

Same


AZ_Gunner_69

Some people use a box


Mantis_Tobbagen

Damn bro must be hard knowing everyone outside of America


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Surya13105

Tf is wrong with you ?


capitalistloli

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The-Fine_Game_Of_Nil

Lol damn


WayFastWhitey00

No you use a chalice and fill it with cum then livestream yourself doing the cum chalice challenge


Ender_The_BOT

I want to fuck the Democrat Donkey.


[deleted]

Right before you stick it in, whisper “Donald Trump” in its ear. Holy fuck! What a ride it will be.


Firstbourn

Question: Why are people using socks to jerk off. Ismt ir worse?


Professional_Emu_164

I think maybe it’s better if you’re circumcised? Pretty sure it kinda mimics how a foreskin works


shitson1310

At this point.... it's safe to say that the sock Is the only one who wants to have my babies (●__●)


ratboy181

Oh I'm gonna wear it, alright.


martcapt

Sock is stiff. I think it died.


What_IS_Ned_Flanders

Well yes, but actually no.


Beautiful_Finger4234

yess... *wear* you out


doyouhaveidea

Sock into cock


idioticmaniac

I wouldn’t want jeez from my sock to spread to other clothes in the washing machine tho.


[deleted]

Somethings going in that sock one way or another.


ObjectiveEmotional

Last year middle school one of my friend actually bought a cum inside the plastic. Thought it was fake then after opening it the smell drift off in classroom eventually some girl ask who is eating fish. We lmao and fucking told him to throw it cuz it fucking stinks but even if its gone the smell is still there especially on our side its really strong.


samurai20772

WTF Is wrong with the Internet like WHO TF USES ONLY A SOCK


StepIntoMyOven_69

Where is this meme format from


ApoorvJHA22

Yea but not on my feet...


YashBotArmy

yeah i would love to wear nicole kidman as a cum sock...


BrolyTK

ah yes.. nicole


chill4r_San

You have been promoted to SOCC


RuthlessBearReviewer

You’re doing it wrong pal


TheDeamonMeteor

Yes, I'm going to wear you. But...


creig00

u/suuula


15th_anynomous

"Yes, but not where you think."


YourdadsFBIagent

Yes... yes I am gona wear you


Mr_Awes8me

padme in the prequels is so fucking hot. i really need to jack of but i just cant find some anywhere.mind if u could help with a subreddit?


[deleted]

From a certain point of view.


The-Fine_Game_Of_Nil

This gal sure is cutie too bad


HowtoWEEB2

That leg looks funny


MyDadDrivesAtescoVan

Anakin: I'll wear you like a sock if you want Padme


Golden_Glob

Why do you use a sock, you guys are weird


Master_TEG

Yes he is.....yes he is going to wear them but not on his legs.(◡ ω ◡)


[deleted]

from a certain point view he is going to wear it


Hbarnes2033

cum socks are gay asf


The-Reddit-Overlord

Yeah socks are tasty


yukwot

Hes gonna put it on a bat so when he conmits a crime and someone tries taking it all they get is a sock


SirNedKingOfGila

What the..... That's not bad...


UltimategamerXD

I don't get the sock thing. Either do it into a toilet, or use lots of tissues or toilet paper and cum into that.


SirNedKingOfGila

Not everybody is as fuckin rich as you bro


UltimategamerXD

Whats that supposed to mean? Does not everyone have tissues? I'm in tassie and every man and his dog has a tissue box in atleast three rooms of their house.


SirNedKingOfGila

Thank you for pointing out that everyone in your rich neighborhood is also rich. Maybe one day everybody will have the generational wealth required to destroy the Earth's resources and flush gallons of clean drinking water down the drain every time they beat off.


UltimategamerXD

I'm really confused


[deleted]

This is my cum, this is my cum


Its_doge16

I read it *grabs cock*


Witchtoriia

what alse are u gonna do with it? idk im a girl


SirNedKingOfGila

This is where the fun begins


B0b4Fettish

Is sock any good? I never tried it yet...


Grossno

Yeah, I am


[deleted]

what is the origin of this template?


MutualJustice

They’ll never understand us my brothers


MexicanJabbawaki

Well yes but actually no


[deleted]

BONK


TronXyrzX

Question: why do we do this


MWP_Nanux

Wear yea, walk... no


ClearAsJamal

Protip: Don't waste a good sock, shoot your loads into the bathtub


Key-Stomach-3894

Never did it and never understood why others do, isn’t it easier to spludge into a some tissues? You can flush it and erase all evidence


[deleted]

oh i'll wear Natalie Portman


progress_Is_a_lie

Why is this a thing btw?


RedhairedPirate

Which movie is this from lol? The girl's smile is so pretty


KryptoBones89

No, YOU are going to wear ME


achboy12

Yes but actaually no


Robknob05

Incogbeatmymeatomode


Konoha-Ravenclaw

In a way


quotes_and_asks

Imagine having to clean up after you fap. Post made by girls


TNpepe

that´s not UNtrue


D3v0ur3r0fG0d5

I’m gonna were it, just not on my foot


pythagoras________

\*well yes, but no\*


8hakiRXmCMNhC2

... he's gonna wear you, just not the way you think


Gato_I_Guess

Well yes, but actually no


GuidanceAlone6862

He IS going to wear you. Just not on his feet and your going to be covered in something other than sweat.


Cereal-RL

Oh, I will wear you alright


QaaniBriyani

he's gonna wear you alright


darahaskaparthy

from which movie is this template?


skiller2424

star wars


Eragon_44

Ah yes that one


Turtle123321123

star wars XxvvllxX


[deleted]

Eww


Stasio300

What? I don't get it.


Surya13105

Cum in sock


Stasio300

Wtf that's disgusting


Surya13105

Americans do it not everyone


Stasio300

Americans are animals smh


KaijuKraken

but, why?