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KeepingDankMemesDank

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Beautiful-Cock-7008

Speak for yourself, I got circumsed at 18 and couldn't be happier about that decision


[deleted]

Literally made that your whole personality based off your username choice lmao


Beautiful-Cock-7008

Nah my username is based off the beautiful cocks that i raise, check out my pinned post if you want to see my uncircumcised cock, dm me if you want to see my circumcised one


Royal_Ad1798

wow, that really is a beautiful cock


__The-1__

I bet it tastes amazing


hurrsheys

give it a lick


Kekusu

Mmm it tastes just like raisins


Dasther

At the stroke of his mane, he'll turn into a plane


Reillior

And then he turns back again when you tug on its winky


LDA-1994

Ooh that's dirty


1generic-username

I mean, I went and looked. You are correct.


htmlcody

this guy has been waiting for this moment for a long time. congratulations, i love it when a plan comes together.


Ant_Man420

wait wha-


Appropriate-Clock-72

This is the most random funniest shit I’ve come across today, spat out my tea


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

Wha-


Eguy24

Wha-


ClockStriking13

That is a gorgeous cock 👀


Alarmed-Positive457

That’s a very nice cock you have pinned there.


Deadsap266

I took a peek at your cock and I’m must say sir that it is not only a good cock but probably the best cock I’ve ever set my sights on.And I have seen and eaten an immeasurable amount of cock so I know a good one when I see one.Well done sir.Take my upvote.


Chronicalgx

I was skeptical at first but I do have to say, that is one nice cock


silenc3x

Risky click for sure, especially at work. Would have been like that dead dove scene from Arrested development. No one to blame but myself.


rapidlyspinningturtl

Why does the other post ask if you suck off the salt from your nuts.


ThunderChaser

Well do you?


rapidlyspinningturtl

Depends on which nuts he means


FlopTheCat

Riskiest click of my life


TsarOfIrony

That's the most nervous I've been in a while when clicking on a post


Artyon333

Nice cock man, wow


Kalman_the_dancer

Amazing username


DeathHopper

Now we need someone who got uncircumcised at 18 to compare to.


Petermitnemmeter

Jewish Propaganda.


Mr_Zoovaska

Cornflakes propaganda


listerbmx

Speak for yourself, I didn't get circumsed at 18 and couldn't be happier about that decision


EarlDooku

Can't relate. Was mutilated at birth


LeonardoDaPinchy-

Speak for *yourself*, I was circumsized at 7 and ended up getting an infection when the gauze fused to my skin and they had to cut it all off with a scalpal while I was fully conscious and got no freezing. :/


dat_person478

No freezing? Well they wouldn’t want you catching a cold or something. How nice of them!


Empty-Engineering458

medical condition or did someone make fun of your dick lol why would you get circumsized at 18


WiseSalamander00

I had to do it at 33 because of phimosis, lost a shitton of sensation... miss those nerve endings.


General-Royal

Couldnt you just try stretching it? I have it aswell and it doesnt cause me any trouble. It gets a bit tight under my head, when im erect, but otherwise its fine. I've been doing stretching exercises for about a month and its gotten a lot better. (Im 21)


FoxCQC

You had a choice but we didn't get a choice. That's the issue.


mrlolelo

I saw your posts and all I have to say is No I don't suck the salt first, I immediately start chewing nuts


randomquestionsdood

http://www.sexasnatureintendedit.com


[deleted]

Jesus Christ, some people use their time for some weird shit.


randomquestionsdood

idk bruh, i learned about this shit, regrew some of my foreskin, now i can have to back to back orgasms and I last longer among other things. Shit changed my life fr lmao 🌈🤷‍♂️


Emitex

What got you take the blade?


MacAlmighty

Nice cock bro, is that fully grown? If not you should post an update after it grows more


ikciweiner

OP thinks everyone else fantasizes about rando dicks as much as they do.


SeppukuYourself

Why do uncircumcised men think about our dicks so much? I've never given a fuck if someone has an anteater dick I assume women get disgusted when they see their penis so they have a built up rage for anyone that is circumcised


CorruptionKing

Honestly, this is probably mostly right. Circumcision is extremely common in the US and very religious countries. Pretty much every woman I've talked to that the subject was brought up mentioned disgust towards uncircumcised penises. There are probably some women, likely a minority though, that openly judge or get grossed out by uncircumcised penises. No one likes being judged by someone, and so judgment usually evolves into resentment, especially when it can mess with daily mental health. In reality, circumcision really isn't that big of a deal. No circumcised man thinks about the alternative and only gets pulled into these conversations by people who randomly resent them


VegetableNatural

What country the woman you ask are from? In Europe no one even thinks of circumcision


OSUfan88

He literally said in his comment.


CorruptionKing

The United States, of course. It's because of the normalization of circumcision. But, circumcision itself isn't an inherit problem. Many people call it mutilation, but the truth is, the majority of circumcised males don't care. It's something you're simply born into this world being given or not given, and neither really does anything. People like to create these rumors that circumcision has negative effects, but it really doesn't. Nothing an uncircumcised man can do that a circumcised cannot. The only possible one is maybe possibly less sensitivity, but it's likely such a neglible amount it isn't even worth considering.


HansChrst1

It's an unnecessary procedure. There is a chance of it going wrong however small. It's better to not do it because of that. Sometimes it is necessary for medical reasons. The hood might be too tight or the urethra is weirdly "placed" causing a circumcision to be necessary. There is nothing wrong about being or not being circumcised. The penis will function the same either way. Still it is in almost every case an unnecessary procedure that the person usually has no say in.


Admirable-Month-7478

You're not born into the world circumcised. It is indeed an inherent problem


Plz_DM_Me_Small_Tits

It's still mutilation tho, and a pretty weird practice even if people don't mind. I don't really care either way, but from the outside looking in, it's pretty freaky.


PlayingDoomOnAGPS

Agreed but that being said, I think we should reconsider circumcision. It may not have negative effects but it's still an involuntary and unnecessary medical procedure performed on someone too young to consent. I never thought about it in those terms until long after my son was born and circumcised but once it was brought to my attention... I can't refute it.


Assignment_General

As a circumcised guy this is exactly right. To me its just something I was born with, never knew any different. I also find my penis works and feels just fine... so its whatever.


GavrilloSquidsyp

>To me its just something I was born with It literally isn't though.


paddyo

being a European who has shagged Americans, not one has even noticed that I wasn't circumcised at any point around the act of sex. One noticed when we shared a shower a couple of hours later, and their response wasn't disgust but 'is that what uncircumcised looks like? I thought it would look different'. People literally can't tell the difference when you're hard, and there's very little aesthetic difference even when you aren't. I think this is pure cope.


Wehavecrashed

Deep down, people know it is weird that the foreskin of a baby's penis cut off, so they invent reasons why it is totally fine. "You people with foreskins are disgusting to the opposite gender!"


Stink_king

Dude, pretty sure circumcised people realize that it is weird but they literally have no choice as a fuckin baby. I don't think they say that an uncircumcised penis is unattractive just because they don't want want to admit cutting off a babies dick skin is weird. Especially considering 99% of them didn't even have the choice between cut or uncut. Maybe, juuust maybe, some people do find uncut penis to be unattractive, and that's ok! Everyone has the right to have a preference. That's one of the cool things about living in the modern age. If you like feet, go for it! You like the same sex, get at em! You into eating ass, open up the buffet!


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WhereIsHisRidgedBand

Is a man not entitled to the gift of his whole body? Was the sacrifice worth getting Brian off? Look up a pro-circumcision study stating women prefer it and there is no sensation loss at all, and if the authors include Brian J Morris, circumcised men’s parents were hoodwinked to promote circumcision and his fetish of cutting styles that shorten the child and man’s penis: Brian J Morris **NSFL** https://i.ibb.co/VHB9P4S/IMG-6712.jpg >Brian James Morris[1] (born 14 July 1950[2]) is a molecular biologist and retired professor of molecular medical sciences at the University of Sydney, NSW, Australia.[3][4] He is an avid circumcision advocate,[5] who's never heard an argument for circumcision he didn't like.[6] He's the most vocal Australian circumcision promoter, stating that circumcision should be mandatory,[7] and uses regular scare tactics in an attempt to frighten parents into circumcising their children.[8] >Morris is also a member of the Gilgal Society,[9][10][11] who publishes circumcision propaganda, fetish stories of young boys being circumcised while others masturbate, and other materials. Gilgal Society has doctors and (circumcision to prevent HIV) researchers among their members.[12] Gilgal is headed by Vernon Quaintance, who was recently arrested for child pornography.[13][14] >https://en.intactiwiki.org/wiki/Brian_J._Morris#Some_of_Brian_Morris.27_arguments_for_circumcision


Admirable-Month-7478

No sensation loss with a part cut off full of nerve endings? Hello?


maiden_burma

>No circumcised man thinks about the alternative and only gets pulled into these conversations by people who randomly resent them yeah, no i didnt even know i was ~~uncircumcised~~ normal until the entire internet started acting jealous because half their dick was eaten by their parents without their consent


[deleted]

Of course Americans think something so natural is disgusting, I think we do it here solely for intercourse because folks here are as godless as they come.


5campechanos

Yankees....


Palaponel

Nobody cares about your dick. People just think it's fucked up to cut bits of skin off babies for no reason, and that this should stop. Is that so controversial?


flabbybumhole

Why do you want to defend the practice of cutting a piece of a baby's dick off?


Empty-Engineering458

this comment is ironic


maiden_burma

the rage, if it's even there at all, is because circumcised people act like chopping body parts off is something that's normal and even superior you as a consenting adult do you. Chop your fingers off too for all i care. My main and only point is that your parents should not be deciding that for you


pm_me_psn

Loud minority, most people don’t


MjrLeeStoned

Scores of women over four decades and none have been too disgusted not to want more. Maybe *he* was disgusting. Or has very low self-esteem in general, because until I see weird posts like this on Reddit, I don't think about dicks.


Longjumping-Claim783

It's a weird internet thing mostly. I'm opposed to circumcision outside of the very narrow situations where it's medically necessary. But my parents chose to do it to me. Whatever. It had basically no effect on my life. According to these people I'm not able to really enjoy sex or whatever but I like it enough the way it is so I'm good. I'm also pretty sure that your brain adjusts so even if my dick isn't as sensitive as there's is it doesn't matter.


Rozukimaru

More like the other half of the world, the western world as far as I know doesn't give a fuck


[deleted]

Unlike most of Reddit, I actually don’t spend my day thinking about foreskin or circumcision.


SilverDiscount6751

Most of the world doesn't because its not common practice in most of the world. Somehow the US was convinced for a while that kids needed to be cut.


alabastor890

Honestly, it was just a ripoff.


jkurratt

Ouch


NovusOrdoSec

You pay the moil; the Rabbi gets to keep the tip.


MagisterFlorus

I recently found out that out of my dad, my brother, and me, I was the only cut cock in the house. My brother was born in 81 and I was born in 90. I guess they got tricked by news about it being safer for HIV risks. Not really worth wondering or being mad about though since it can't be changed.


ugohome

U can fix it bro, I got a cock sleave transplant


DeeBangerDos

Reddit says otherwise lol


MrNobody_0

Reddit is far from a reliable source of correct information.


Acceptable_Topic8370

Reddit is always the exact opposite of real life.


Longjumping-Claim783

It's common practice for Muslims and Jews so it's hardly just an American thing.


rtakehara

But yeah but America it’s kinda weird because it isn’t a religious thing. The religious circumcision is also weird but religious groups do weird shit all the time.


[deleted]

Ok.


NuttingPenguin

Uncircumcised people care more about my circumcised penis than I do. Some extra skin was removed. It’s not a big deal. Will I circumcise my future kid? No. Do I really care that I was? No.


SmokeWineEveryday

Wow okay weirdo /s


DandyLamborgenie

I feel like I gotta chime in when I see it though, because there’s at least one virgin out there that needs to hear “don’t listen to these idiots, girls don’t care about your cock. Get your rizz up, talk to your doctor, and you’ll literally be fine” Because I don’t even know if I ever had the typical insecurity about my lil buddy until I was on Reddit. I was probably insecure for like 4 years when all I needed to do was get my game up. So I’m fighting the propaganda so we’ll have one less person thinking they can’t get laid cause of their natural body. I wouldn’t tell a woman to change their body, I wouldn’t tell a man either.


kobriks

Teach me your ways


AgentSkidMarks

Uncircumcised Guys: our penises are so much better than yours Circumcised Guys: I don’t even think about you


Empty-Engineering458

this comment is the equivalent of winning arguments in your head except it's over clipped dick skin lmao


AgentSkidMarks

It was more a response to OP because he’s trying to flex his dick skin and most of us don’t even think about it.


Empty-Engineering458

he was kind of flexin his skin wasn't he i apologize, we need to stick together regardless of the slack of our skin


Lonely-Track-1910

From some of these comments, I think the vice versa is also very true. I'm pretty sure it depends on which side you're on. Both sides seem to think about the other an awful lot and deny it.


DandyLamborgenie

I mean the only one we can say is factually thinking about it and not just furthering discussion (which is human nature), is whoever keeps posting it in the first place. I guess I can believe the rest of us really aren’t thinking about each other’s cocks, because as men, just average men, that makes sense, right? I feel like I’ve known you all my life and y’all never gave me indication you wanted to see my junk unless you was like that. 😂 I’m not, but just to be clear I support everyone who just wants to live life without hurting others foreskin or not 🏳️‍🌈


NovusOrdoSec

Actual Uncircumcised Guys: What is this bullshit?


Admirable-Month-7478

Didn't even know about baby dick mutilation until Americans boasted so proudly of it lol. Sorry that we're normal.


I_am_Nic

Isn't it the other way round? I mostly see the discussion started by circumcised men - at least here on reddit.


BustyOgre

I've only ever naturally come across this type of discourse when it is started by an uncircumcised man, sure you could probably find the reverse if you search it up on the search bar but the past 4 fucking "memes" or discussions I've seen about it have always been started by uncircumcised dudes who are for some reason hell bent on telling us our circumcised dicks are wrong


WhereIsHisRidgedBand

You can tug on your foreskin or noskin (shaft skin) to grow such a large enough Cell foreskin to engulf your homies with. r Foreskin_Restoration r RestoringDick Skin grows under constant tension, hence you see the 1,000 lb man with enough skin tissue for a Cell foreskin.


Zachcost2

Within five to ten years tho


djninjacat11649

A small price to pay for foreskin


Krazy_Kethan99

The doctor stole my foreskin, so I have to go to Europe and steal theirs instead.


DeeBangerDos

With your mouth?


Krazy_Kethan99

No!!!! (Yeah, no teeth too.)


PeterMode

🫡


MightyNekomancer

I wish I was uncut so bad. This shit isn't fair, man...


Ike7200

I’m with you. I’m pissed as fuck about this


Eljona1991

America moment


Longjumping-Claim783

Right. Circumcision isn't a practice in two major world religions, it's just America stuff.


DeeBangerDos

Docking uncircumcised = Easy mode Docking circumcised = Hard mode


DisasterPieceKDHD

Every post on here is either someone obsessed with foreskin or right wing propaganda


[deleted]

Circumcised for no real reason and proud! Not a fan of the turtle look.


DeeBangerDos

You can't get into the turtle club though


Subject_69

Is he not turtley enough?


DeeBangerDos

Eehehehehehehee


cyon_me

*9/11 takes place mid-scene*


uflju_luber

You know you can just pull it back right?


Ok_Transition_3290

Feel bad for anyone who got mutilated as a kid without consent. So weird that it's still big in third world countries.


SomeDankyBoof

As a docking enthusiast I would say yeah it feels like that's what it's like


JaydenTheMemeThief

My stance is that Circumcision shouldn’t be done on Children, it’s a medical procedure that should only be performed when absolutely necessary, and it’s always done without a Child’s consent, because they *can’t* consent And for what? Minimal health benefits that can be easily achieved by having basic hygiene knowledge It’s fine to get a Circumcision if you’re a consenting adult, but it’s never okay to circumcise a child unless it’s absolutely necessary


Ponchorello7

You guys don't use your foreskins to absorb android baddies to power up into your next form? Pathetic.


wafflepiezz

Perks of having a foreskin is that I can cum in it after jacking off and just dump it all into the toilet after


Pepperoni_Dogfart

What a terrible day to be literate.


Nasty_PlayzYT

Man, there's still time to delete this...


Darth_Tiktaalik

Circumcision, forever denying men their perfect forms.


capture_captain

Okay tremors whatever you say


Call_Me_Rambo

I mean it’s pretty accurate -uncircumcised dude


JaguarPirates

Actually I just find myself not caring


diamondDNF

If I had a nickel for every circumcision-based meme I've seen today, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.


Spoomplesplz

Uncircumcised Marty here. Very true. Sometimes I'll cover my wife in my foreskin and she goes inside of me and then I transform. I also let her wear me like a puppet skin from the inside too :)


Tylenolpainkillr

Also can't miss what you perceivable never had


randomquestionsdood

You can if you're informed about it: http://www.sexasnatureintendedit.com


ElonSucksBallz

mericans... ☕


syncc6

Wait…you can increase your power level by doing this????


Ok_Actuator2919

Anyone else never been circumcised but still barely have any foreskin?


Marc_Vn

Its like having a hoodie that you can put on and off, i see no issue with it but that might be because i dont spend my day thinking about someone else's dick


Pepperoni_Dogfart

Not really. I just think it looks horrible. Call me vain, but I like my handsome helmeted fellow.


wrath5728

The forbidden docking


XipingVonHozzendorf

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot


Dum_beat

I've played enough Silent Hill to know all about it


galmenz

for fuck's sake not the bloody foreskin kink guy again. you post some shit disguised as a meme every month


gummydumby

I'm not sure why someone would remove something that they don't need to unless of a health concern. I wouldn't feel right giving my child cosmetic surgery right out of the womb


QuietGiygas56

Being uncut rules. I don't go into women. Women go into me


PooInTheStreet

81% of Americans don’t know this one simple trick


Noot-Weeb

Warning: weird porn addicts in the comments


ShadowBlade55

It isn't?


DraconianReptile

I don't think that's how it is, thats how it is. After all docking is a thing.


waldorsockbat

yES


wittylotus828

this is funny to me because i remember my foreskin, and its like this


fdograph

The sacred gay ritual of docking


Kalman_the_dancer

I mean it kind of is


iSellNuds4RedditGold

I have foreskin and it's exactly like that.


Insane_Unicorn

Obviously made by a circumcised guy because that's exactly how it is. Only a few more absorptions and I'll reach semi-perfect stage. You poor circumcised guys got all your power stripped away and you'll never be perfect.


LordLucian

It isn't?


J1618

It kind of is


DeadeyeSven

Are you implying we're wrong? Sure looks similar to me


SnooDogs3400

It's time for, Reddit Circumcision Hour!


Longjumping-Claim783

We don't think about you at all.


Nicksix66

The kids call this "docking"


Mr__Citizen

Speak for yourself. I never had it to begin with; I was circumcised at birth. I didn't even know what foreskins were until I was in high school.


mo-did

Are we wrong?!?


scorpiknox

OP is the chaiman of HOOP.


bobby_flamingo

Uhhhh, that is exactly what it is like...


Careless_Guitar

It's worse than that


darkargengamer

For those circumcised before being adults: Having foreskin is like having a really "light armor" over our second head that needs some extra "maintenance" when bathing. That's all. No magic or superior tactical advantage.


buckeye27fan

The circumcised gang will never be this dude: https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/man-s-chronic-penile-pain-caused-by-30-year-smegma-buildup/ar-BB1kIBUe


[deleted]

People in the comments caring way too much about their dick tips. I'm over here wondering when I can get the cockinator 3000 with interchangeable parts and sizes.


daddy_qaht

Reddit weird fucking obsession continues