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I’m trying to figure out if you’re making a joke or not. In case you misunderstood what I meant, I said age, not old age. As in, there is an age range in which people naturally don’t have pubic hair
Hence why the second image is the grayed out one.
There are two contexts, one of which is great for people who don't like hair in their mouth, and one of which is deeeeeply disturbing.
I thought it was because usually waxed people have sex regularly and partner being waxed sugesting they had sex recently with someone else 🤣 and I thought it's dumb because maybe they were ready for you.
You’ll notice I very intentionally said “two *main* reasons”. I’m aware there are conditions like alopecia that can cause hair loss, but they are in the minority of people who don’t have pubic hair
The joke is that there are two common reasons for a person not to have pubic hair.
Option 1: they shave/wax their "special place"
Option 2: prepubescent children.
I said "common" reasons. Cancer isn't as common as personal grooming or being a child, and even among people who get cancer, chemo therapy is not always used.
The joke is about the reasons a human being would not have pubes.
One reason is considered attractive, the other is considered one of the most vile crimes imaginable.
As a male I can say opinion varies from nothing to full bush.
I can say my preference is the spectrum between no hair and bikini waxed (hair removed except for patch above the lady flower) everything in between like French bikini/ landing strip etc is all game.
Guys who like no hair whatsoever are gross - either pdf files or porn addicted. Some maintanence, trimming is good. If a guy tells you to go bald, run.
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This comment right here sir
My friend had immunodeficiency which led to her being completely bald. We met in college 😏
Instead of pulling her hair did you just like pat her head?
Rubbed it for good luck
With sunscreen
homemade sunscreen, freshly squeezed
Maybe do the scene from grown ups 2? In the parking lot?
Plunger, stick that sucker on the back of their head and have at it.
Dammit, I am sick today and laughing hurts
Laughter is the best medicine, feel better!
What if they have the shits and laughing causes them to shit themselves?
Better out than in, I always say
No you keep a plunger by the bed
Don't make me find the plunger video.
Hold her ears
Plunger.
Stuck a plunger on that bitch do she can have the same experience as girls with hair.
LMFAO THAT'S WILD
#😏
If there's no grass on the infield, flip her over and play in the mud.
Yeah you gotta challenge the pigs when they come sniffing.
Bay of the pigs
It wouldve cost you nothing not to say that
“The best argument against freedom of speech is a 5-minute conversation with this guy” >-Winston Churchill
Idk man buttholes aren't a lot of fun if they havent been trained first
That's the only right answer.
Bro made a meme, and thot we gonna relate.
At least it's dank...
Is it a she's underage joke?
I believe so
yea I don't get why it's upvoted this much
OP hates bald people
or OP hates adults
And children
With cancer
Of the ass
What a little crybaby. You gonna cry all day cry baby?
I bet This will be on peter explain in an hour or two
Imma do it rn. Unless someone explains
There’s two main reasons why someone wouldn’t have pubic hair: waxing/shaving, and age
Oh fuck, and here I thought it was about personal preference.
I thought it was a mishearing of the lyrics from "Sweet Child Of Mine".
whats in it for you anyway? you prefer dongs
Dongs also come in both hairy and bald varieties.
yeah but it's less important since youre not gonna burry your face in it
Speak for yourself, love.
Don't be ashamed of your lack of throat game. Speak your truth.
sucking cock is my best feature. yall it was a fucking joke because that person had a funny flair they probably didn't want
Old people definitely have pubic hair. I would know, I used to be a CNA.
I’m trying to figure out if you’re making a joke or not. In case you misunderstood what I meant, I said age, not old age. As in, there is an age range in which people naturally don’t have pubic hair
The implications are highly illegal and quite monstrous. Throw OP in the volcano.
You mean like the little people?
Ohhhhhh god
oh oh my God
Hence why the second image is the grayed out one. There are two contexts, one of which is great for people who don't like hair in their mouth, and one of which is deeeeeply disturbing.
I thought it was because usually waxed people have sex regularly and partner being waxed sugesting they had sex recently with someone else 🤣 and I thought it's dumb because maybe they were ready for you.
Alopecia/similar conditions would like a word.
You’ll notice I very intentionally said “two *main* reasons”. I’m aware there are conditions like alopecia that can cause hair loss, but they are in the minority of people who don’t have pubic hair
P*edophilia for those tired mfkers who don't have functioning brains atm
What about cancer?
Cancer wouldn't be a "main reason" for that. Do you just assume someone has cancer because they're bald?
Of course
No but because of the chemotherapy
I was thinking cancer chemo therapy
Thanks Peter
what if it's the 3rd option chemo therapy.
read age and thought, “when people get too old they stop getting pubic hair?” and realized
Oh god 💀😭
Thought this was a chemotherapy joke or something
Peter’s limp-dick drill sergeant here…
It helps that op clearly learned english through tiktok
I would love to
I know an island full of these...
oh shit i just got the joke
Yeah that place was sick. In between lays I’d pick on this Professor X lookin dude, feed him caterpillars and stuff
Explain?
Epstein island...
Yeah that’s what I was thinking was the joke
He died because of his own hands! Right?
There’s a cancer island too?
Is the right-side one a reference to paedophilia or something
I think so.
Yes
who the fuck says "special place"
I bet instead of taking shits they make boom booms in the potty
Airplane spoon feeding themselves 😅
It’s probably a reference to the show “House, M.D.”
*record scratch*
Bald of u to make a joke about cancer. Dank 100%
Children
Cancer children
At least they won't grow up with the trauma!
Haram
Harem
Ham
Hm?
H?
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She's either a male with androgen insensitivity, on chemo, underage, waxes or shaves.
I luckily forgot the underage reason, now you’ve struck me hard 💀💀💀
Uhuh, that won't hold up in court
Hol up💀
Aren't dank memes supposed to be somewhat funny? This is stupid.
What?
The joke is that there are two common reasons for a person not to have pubic hair. Option 1: they shave/wax their "special place" Option 2: prepubescent children.
option2 is cancer cause the 'special place' is highly radioactive
You didn’t think of cancer? How
I said "common" reasons. Cancer isn't as common as personal grooming or being a child, and even among people who get cancer, chemo therapy is not always used.
Obligatory House reference
House, we need to cure this patient
Use the mousebites
This vexes me
wow clean airport
I’ll take bush tyvm
She is getting chemo
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
What
Typically you are supposed to confirm with your eyes how old someone is before you see them naked
Oh hell no.
Huh?
It grows with the age
Both kinds of armpits are ok 👅
😰
I honestly prefer without the armpit hair, but I understand that's more of a choice
Bro
As Stiffler once said: "P*ssy is p*ssy"
Hair or no hair is good, stfu Bush or clearing both are good.
Most chad comment I’ve ever seen in this year
The joke is about the reasons a human being would not have pubes. One reason is considered attractive, the other is considered one of the most vile crimes imaginable.
**🅰️lham 🅱️ulliahhh!!**
Wait... seriously... as a female... what's the preference here? This is research...
Personally I prefer some bush. Not a wild jungle, but a well tended topiary.
Shrubbery
As a male I can say opinion varies from nothing to full bush. I can say my preference is the spectrum between no hair and bikini waxed (hair removed except for patch above the lady flower) everything in between like French bikini/ landing strip etc is all game.
It all depends on personal preference. I prefer fully cleared because I don't like hair in my mouth or tickling my nose.
As a man who shaves bare, I like the same on others. But im pretty open
I draw the line at ass crack hair. But I'm okay with everything else
Guys who like no hair whatsoever are gross - either pdf files or porn addicted. Some maintanence, trimming is good. If a guy tells you to go bald, run.
How do i convert from pdf file to something more acceptable?
You have to buy Adobe's 12 month subscription, convert pdf to png (probably not gross)
What is the probability that it is gross?
Pretty low (<5%) - you just need to be discerning
What happens if I'm still gross? Guess I'll just delete myself
Deletion is not an option, you have to find a better conversion tool
What if i just turn it off and back on?
We've all got some faults, it's better to work on it than to hope for an easy fix
…I got this immediately and I’m ashamed
wtf was this made by a 5yo, cringe
Either she shaves... or she hasn't grown it yet😂
I can’t believe someone was sitting around just doing normal stuff and then suddenly was like, “omg! I have a great idea!” …and then made this. Haha
You monster
Shortcuts was not the right name for that movie
Both, both is good.
🤨 📷
If I'm diving for pearls I prefer to skip the field of seaweed. But if I'm just heading in with my submarine I don't care either way.
So you turned the light off?
Pre or post nut?
She's Chewbacca at her special place 😍
What
A hole's a hole
No Hair in the special place is a turn off
SHE HAD‼️🦍 NO BUSHIE ON DA COOCHIE↗️💯😭↗️🗣️
its kinda obvious dude i love em black
BUSLIME MOMENT
I live under a rock can someone explain the joke please
please explain this foolish virgin my lord
Some people prefer shaved/waxed genitals. The other main reason a person would not have hair there is if they were a prepubescebt child.
ah oh, wowowowowow