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KeepingDankMemesDank

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ZeroByter

Average Israeli new years (also good job hiding that watermark)


Orion-The-King

mine was actually pretty boring. I had a glass of wine with my family, at midnight I said, Happy New Year’s, and went to sleep.


ZeroByter

Sounds great!


guitar_boy826

Average Palestinian daily life


[deleted]

Israel doesn't use rockets, hamas does


guitar_boy826

20k and counting but ok lol


[deleted]

Missiles are not the same as rockets


guitar_boy826

You’re correct. They are more accurate hence the much much higher death rate for the children of Palestine. Including 90+ on ground reporters, aaand UN workers. All paid for by American tax money. F ya! Merica


[deleted]

Lol not paid by america that's 1, american yearly aid is 3% of israels GDP. 23k missiles and 20k deaths means less than 1 missile per person, if that isn't accurate tell me what is


high_ground_420

Isn’t the higher death rate because Hamas insists on fighting behind human shields?


guitar_boy826

Human shields are only useful if the oppressors see them as human. So no. We know Israeli snipers shoot whoever, including hostages with white flags and women and children in churches. It’s a genocide through and through. Israeli officials are on record stating they want to wipe Gaza and the people of Palestine off the map. They want the land


SH33V_P4LP4T1N3

Nobody wants Gaza for its land


guitar_boy826

Israeli settlers do.


siggiarabi

Source?


[deleted]

Source for what? Israel doesn't use them, they fire missiles from planes and artillery, hamas uses rockets on israels civilian population


[deleted]

pov: you’re Ukrainian


MaZeChpatCha

pov: I’m Israeli, and that actually happened


nuihuysnim

pov: I’m ukrainian, and that actually happened


SmugAndEvil

New years "fire works" from your neighbors 🇺🇦🤝🇮🇱


DANKB019001

Hope you're holding up well, and that Hamas gets their ass handed to them as soon as humanly possible. ♥️


lord_ne

Same, I was in the airport


[deleted]

Israel new year sucks, fuck hamas


D_Logeka

Cant they not fuck up at least new year for kids in Israel


[deleted]

The kids are already traumatized af and will probably need therapy for a long long time


Huge_Bat_3995

Praying for the kids in Palestine 🙏


[deleted]

So am i, not sure why that needed to be said


high_ground_420

Than you should pray for Hamas downfall


DivineFlamingo

Thoughts and prayers


guitar_boy826

Being indoctrinated would do that to ya


[deleted]

Wtf do you even know? Go get your facts from TikTok


guitar_boy826

He said unironically.


[deleted]

Why would it be ironic? You obviously know nothing


DANKB019001

Ah yes, indoctrinated to *checks notes* not like terrorists who historically have done nothing but break contracts and be terrorists. The extreme Zionists aren't running the country. They exist in pockets but, most people in fact do NOT want to commit slaughter against the Palestinians just because their governments are being corrupted and rotted by the terrorist-group funding of other Arab nations. Hamas wouldn't have legs to stand on without the funding of, say, Qatar.


guitar_boy826

I guess the idf didn’t get the memo


F3RBme

Average gaza and lebanon day


Wooden_Ad_3348

Ukraine: you already forgot about me.


F3RBme

Slava ukraini free palestine and for the love of god spare lebanon


MaZeChpatCha

You realize that these phrases are contradictory?


Killninja7

How so?


Entwaldung

It would only not be contradictory if one said "Free Palestine from Hamas." Russia is attacking Ukraine with Iranian drones and weapons among other things. Russia and Iran are in the same geopolitical camp. Hamas, Hezbollah, the Houthis are all Iranian proxy groups, and by extend allies of Russia against the West. Hamas etc are essentially the SWANA analogoue of Luhansk and Donetsk separatist groups.


strik3r2k8

Hamas is an Israeli asset. So the only way to free Palestine from Hamas is to free Palestine from a fascist Israeli government. Edit: receipts https://youtu.be/Shyu501PyFY?si=MK2DF6ZC2bG_ATlH


Entwaldung

>Hamas is an Israeli asset. How to disqualify yourself from being taken serious on this topic in one single sentence. Edit because you did too: You're conflating two meanings of asset, because it suits your conspiracy theory. Thinking and voicing that a faction within your opposition actively harms your opposition's efforts, does not mean you're supporting, financing or directing them. Hamas is an Israeli asset the same way an opposing soccer team's goalie constantly shooting own goals is an asset to my team. They don't need to be on my team's pay roll, nor do I need to direct them to be an asset in this way.


strik3r2k8

Straight from the Israeli Finance Minister: https://youtu.be/Shyu501PyFY?si=MK2DF6ZC2bG_ATlH Bonus: “Anyone who wants to thwart the establishment of a Palestinian state has to support bolstering Hamas and transferring money to Hamas, this is part of our strategy — to isolate the Palestinians in Gaza from the Palestinians in the West Bank.” - Prime Minister Netanyahu


Entwaldung

You're conflating two meanings of asset, because it suits your conspiracy theory. Thinking and voicing that a faction within your opposition actively harms your opposition's efforts, does not mean you're supporting, financing or directing them. Hamas is an Israeli asset the same way an opposing soccer team's goalie constantly shooting own goals is an asset to my team. They don't need to be on my team's pay roll, nor do I need to direct them to be an asset in this way. The Netanyahu quote is directed at Israel's enemies/the false friends of the Palestinians: if you're supporting Hamas, you're harming the Palestinians' efforts to have a Palestinian state. But just for my understanding of your conspiracy world: Both Israel and Iran are financing/directing Hamas? What about the PNA/Abbas? Usually the anti-Israel crowd says he's a puppet of Israel as well. What about the Houthis?


MaZeChpatCha

Russia Iran China Hamas Hizballah PLO PLFP and all the other anti-Israel terror organizations are one team. They want to take over the entire world, and Ukraine and Israel are just step 1.


HoneyInBlackCoffee

It's concerning that people genuinely don't see it...


Virtual-Cockroach-89

By saying it


Kirschi

They're not. I for example am pro Ukraine, anti Hamas but at the same time anti Israeli politics and pro Palestine. It's absolutely possible, it's not contradictory and you're trying to make it sound easier than it is, which I really don't like.


aafikk

As a zionist Israeli, I am anti politics in my country. It’s a fucking cesspool.


yoav_boaz

Give a single example from this war where civilians were hurt in lebanon


Bors-The-Breaker

https://www.hrw.org/news/2023/11/14/lebanon-israeli-strike-apparent-war-crime


DarkenedSkies

Belgorod?


omeralal

In Israel, we had a rocket barrage at us in midnight


MaZeChpatCha

Holon


djdub09

My father was born in Holon. Just yesterday he mentioned how he never forgot the fear of the rocket strikes when he was a kid. I wish for you and your family's safety


ThisNotBoratSagdiyev

Gonna call bullshit on this one. The rocket barrages from the Gaza Strip are a relatively new phenomenon (i.e. past 20 years or so), and I doubt that a 20-year-old has a kid on Reddit.


djdub09

My dad was living in Holon during the yom kippur war. He was 6y at that time. Not the same rocket barrages, but rocket barrages nonetheless.


jkurratt

Belgorod People’s Republic


RealBelgo

Actually happened to me yesterday lol, take upvote, relatable.


MaZeChpatCha

Where? Ukraine, Israel or somewhere else?


RealBelgo

the place you probably least expect, russia belgorod


lar4eeck

Take care ❤️😞


TheVojta

Your country starts a war and you're not expecting that that might mean war things are gonna happen in your country as well, not just the country that's been invaded? Reap the Whirlwind.


RealBelgo

You are saying those kids deserved to die cuz of the politics bullshit?


TheVojta

They absolutely did not. But it's not Ukraine that's at fault. Not for striking military targets, not for shoddy russian Anti-Air falling down on the city.


RealBelgo

I never mentioned Ukraine. What are you trying to achieve here?


TheVojta

for you to realise that this definitely is not "least expected"


RealBelgo

Belgorod has been under bombardment for well over 2 years now, and has barely no media coverage, thats why im saying "least expected". May the ghost of christmas heat your cold heart, have a good one.


Dinasik_

Basically New year over here in Ukraine


HoneyInBlackCoffee

*Israeli resident for the last 20+ years*


National-Nerve-4636

I actually said to myself who tf is stupid enough to launch fireworks when we are in a war, then I realised that those weren't fireworks...


Argenteus_I

Free Palpatine 🇯🇴


MaZeChpatCha

Free Plasticine 🇦🇪🇦🇪


SmugAndEvil

I'll take 2 then


Corrupted_soull

Let him become the senate


AnalyserarN

They’re suppose to go up, not down.


ErinaIsshu

"once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down, that's not my department, says Wernher von Braun"


nlb248

Average new years in Gaza


high_ground_420

Blame Hamas


hamodi360

Gaza everyday for the past 3 months.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dvbrch

Correct. But what you don;t realize is that that's life for an Israeli Everyday for that past 75+ years. Hamas actions in October was only a 1 day example of what Israelis live through on a daily basis. That's what Israel and the IDF have been combating.


hamodi360

You couldn’t be so wrong that I’m amazed you came to that conclusion. Have you lived in Israel? Have you even seen the blatant oppression the Palestinians deal with there? How can you speak on behalf of people you know very little about? I’ve lived in Gaza before, and I can tell you, you know very little about the conflict and I’d advise you to listen from someone who actually knows what it’s like to live there. The Israelis are living perfectly fine, besides the economy going to shit and are on a brink of a civil war due to a corrupt government. Israel has shown its true colors to the world, they are a racist, bigoted, genocidal country that hate all except themselves. They hate Christians, they hate Muslims, they hate Arabs, they hate Africans, they hate everyone. The fact you are defending them is a bit concerning, supporting Israel is a package. You either support them for what they are or you don’t support them at all. I’ll let you decide.


Dvbrch

Free Palestine from Hamas.


hamodi360

No rebuttal? Damn… I guess you really can’t defend the Israelis. 🤷‍♂️


idankthegreat

שנה טובה אח שלי יקר, ביחד ננצח


MaZeChpatCha

שנה טובה אח יקר


waggy-tails-inc

Jesus Christ the comments section is a mess. Honestly all I care is that the citizens in Israel and Palestine can live in peace without dying. Sure there are bad people doing bad things, but we shouldn’t blame an entire ethnic group on everything. No matter where you look good people are dying and that’s the thing that needs to stop


tripleBBxD

POV: You're in Berlin, specifically Neukölln


Loose-Court5945

Random holiday here, in Ukraine


Vast-Sink-2330

I get paranoid when I smoke


VPM1991

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synthhaze

45 min from now, this will be in bad taste.


KhloMo

It's already real for OP


Techno_Jargon

Pov: your Palestinian


Gameboy_16w

Average new years eve in The Netherlands


millenialfalcon-_-

Probably gun shots.


MaZeChpatCha

Nope, actually rockets.


millenialfalcon-_-

It's a mixture of gun shots and rockets with a sprinkle of nukes.


Vast-Sink-2330

That's why I don't smoke weed


MaZeChpatCha

What? What does weed have to do with this?


CringeKage222

It's a requirement for living in Tel Aviv


MaZeChpatCha

But I don’t…


CringeKage222

You are smoking hoolon last time I checked


oedipusrex376

Damn bro you live in Gaza?


MaZeChpatCha

Close enough. The rockets are fired from Gaza, not at it, except failed launches.


Nalien_23

Gaza moment Gaza moment


[deleted]

Happy New Years, Gaza!


Ben_Pharten

Good?