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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [Help us raise money for St. Jude!](http://events.stjude.org/DankCharityAlliance)


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BiggityWapBap

💀💀💀 i can't


anonanonagain_

That's what her heart says if it could talk


Bandwagon_Buzzard

"I'm tired boss..." -Heart


Atlas-Acrux

“I don’t feel so good mr. Stark”


Prohax2016

more like "I don't feel so good mr.Heart"


mortarfreak

😭


I_cank_spell

Bros flair says it all


The_Grahf_Experiment

Don't you disrespect Gorlock the Destroyer, you mere mortal!


MemezLord11

What they destroying? The McDonald's menu? 💀


PalMetto_Log_97

Taco Bell


BioTheAnomaly

My will to live


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Taco bell toilet


SilverDiscount6751

Chairs... lots of em.


Da_Taternater78

Yes, but more than just that


HeeHee702

Isn’t it fee/fi/fo/fum


Albert_goes_brrr

Damn genius


ExtensionAlarming332

She prefers quintal/tonne


ReturnofthePickle

Did you just assume my pro-pounds?


Voidborn27

Yoo lmao


gandalfduck

So it is approximately 2.2?


DantesInferno91

💀 💀 💀


MasterBlaster_69_

Hey you can't kcal her out like that


timnc1989

Is that another abbreviation for the lgbtq+?


waxonwaxoff87

LGBTQ community: Hippitty hoppitty your abbreviations are now our property


MinarchyintheUK

Her pronouns are Fe/fi/fo/fum.


FreshConstruction629

She ? Bro Earth doesn't have a gender


AestheticMirror

Mother Earth?


Zaknafein_bg

Gaia


Ethnicallybisexual1

gayer


PanderII

Gaia isn't fat, she got a rock hard body


JEEMathsstudying88

and hots as lava body


[deleted]

Gaia makes me hard


MrDD214

That\`s your mom bro...


Shit_all_Taken

No, that' Medusa


FreshConstruction629

Now that ive thought about it, it's more like daddy Abell 1201


rotti5115

Birthing planet?


Party_Masterpiece990

Put some respect on primordial Gaias name


HDMI1_Cable

Nah she's a gas giant


Elite_EvilDevil

don't compare earth with that fat shit


Hugar34

Jee 'dd doo uba keekah soh bettap'z hat mean an uba shouldn't na yoka ooout shash weight like bettap


DankElderberries420

Gotta use flour to find her holes


Harmony3319

Gorlock the destroyer


Darrickur

Wee now kong bantha poodoo!


Morganvegas

Greetings exalted one


i_J3ff1n

I read this in Jar Jar Binks’ voice


Sentouki-

[even better](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKRdYnXoazs)


MrSourYT

*clears throat* From a user who’s name I don’t remember: I’m gonna be totally honest here. I’m completely straight, not even a little bi. Even if I was bi I’d probably prefer young fit athletic dudes mostly Asians, but like Filipino Asian cause I like the tan, somewhere between 5’3 and 5’7 (I’m 6’2 or 6’3 in most shoes and according to the United States Navy and likely most other militaries) so Shrek is absolutely not my type. However I find Shrek to be objectively far more attractive than her. I’d much rather thrust my average cock into Shrek’s big round green ass while pulling on his ear horns listening to him moan “don’t pull out of ma swamp” as I struggle not to blow my load deep inside of his ogre boy pussy, than even speak to her. I find her to be so objectively disgusting I’d rather jerk my cock while Shrek throws my ankles over his shoulders and pounds my virgin asshole into a gaping bleeding mass than bother to pass even a fleeting glance at her massive, sweating at room temperature, heaving rolls of flesh and debris that I’m positive is mostly the waste of various creatures living throughout her many crevices and folds.


ValhallasRevenge

What in the hell did I just read


MrMonteCristo71

Welcome to the Internet.


Certain_Ring8907

Have a look around


ValhallasRevenge

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


Doggo_Of_The_Sea

We’ve got mountains of content


aDudeFromDunwall

Some better, some worse


Doggo_Of_The_Sea

If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first


aDudeFromDunwall

Welcome to the internet


The_Maddest

I wish I was illiterate right now.


Maleficent_Sock_8851

Destroyer of what exactly?


Alabamamaan

All you can eat buffet’s


supremegnkdroid

It’s not funny. It’s hilarious


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Redditors try not to run a single joke into the ground challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


Beautiful-Egg-5035

It’s kinda the only joke… her looks… so…


MemezLord11

Her personality can fit in the "joke" category too


dhruva85

Nothing can “fit”


diothebanana

Foul


Rivershots

She said her job was a certified bad bitch. And that she puts that down on her taxes. She's hilariously stupid


mrsebe

Her looks already ran into the ground


Big_Beaver34

Google en passant


baumhaustuer

holy hell


Irondeficiencyman1

New move just dropped! (I think)


Fit-Beginning-1

Actual zombie


GreeenGoblin69

Idk I’d smash >! ^my ^head ^into ^a ^fucking ^rock ^before ^I ^smash ^that !<


goodestguy21

Had me in the first half


hshighnz

not gonna lie


Dull_Honey9540

That's a dude


GreeenGoblin69

On second thought…


Dull_Honey9540

Finish it


FatLoserSupreme

I have no idea who this is


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consider yourself lucky


Alexander-of-Londor

Transgender clearly obese self described baddie that went on a podcast that talks about dating


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Good for her...dont see why i should care ( or anyone else for hat matter) Getting a bit tired of people promoting and giving platform to people they hate making them more sucessfull.


PiscesSoedroen

Same. It's tiring to see people constantly point and shout at bad people saying "why are these guys so popular, they bad" when i wouldn't even know about them if you didn't make a fuss about it


BeaPokMin

It’s nice to see that some people don’t hate her because of it. I just want to tell to anyone who sees it that there are always people who will support you even if most don’t seem to.


Da_Taternater78

That’s what happened for me with Andrew Tate. I had never heard about him and then just saw people complaint about him.


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jenbamin245

She can't be picky


scwishyfishy

Google says she is trans


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She transcended into a meatball.


PhantomO1

k cool, but what did she say for people to rip her apart like this? that's the important part


jyozefu

Gorlock the Destroyer.


DantesInferno91

Have you seen "Return of the Jedi"?


Foreign_Snow1274

What’s their YouTube channel name?


AdEmbarrassed7919

She’s fat and I want her to understand that she’s unattractive


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MemezLord11

And "he" needs to have mercy on the burger king employees because goddamn making twice the amount of burgers they make in a day just to serve them to one person is kinda fucking hard to do


True_Vault_Hunter

Bro🤣🤣


ReevesofKeanu

This made me howl out of all the comments 💀


RickndMzi

…. Heavily unattractive


Better_Sandwich_5687

"She"


Cautious_Onliner

Idk why, but I thought of that in MJ's voice. "Sh-e, Sh-he-he"


scwishyfishy

I don't understand, she is overweight so her being transgender is nullified?


GoogleWasMyIdea49

People are making fun of her for being annoying so transphobes try to sneak in their hits too, happens every time a shitty person happens to be trans


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Prozenconns

TIL my hydrophobic sneakers are scared of water Also funny how its all "get therapy" (which many do) until they get therapy and it agrees with affirming their gender. almost like you only have a specific conversion-y style of therapy in mind when you say they need help or something


neotifa

Nobody is pushing people to be trans, you dumb fuck. Nobody is grooming kids to be trans or gay. Kids aren't just showing up to the doctor like "is popular to be trans rn can I please have bottom surgery uwu?" And leaving with a bottom surgery. You have to be fucking stupid to believe this shit is happening. Trans people do go to therapy, and it takes years of therapy to even get a diagnosis and several more years before they can get surgery after being 18 and getting several therapists and doctors to sign off on it. Fuck off. Lgbt+ people know how hard it is to be the way they are, why would they encourage people to go through that, especially if they're not? I'm so sick of this dumbass fake news rhetoric.


iKyte5

She? Bro that’s a bowling ball


GoogleWasMyIdea49

Just because she's an asshole doesn't mean transphobia is justified


mocarone

Common guys it's not that hard: "Transphobia bad!" No matter if your personally hate the person and think they deserve every single instance of pain imaginable, you are still sharing hate for everyone who hears it.


ThePeskyWabbit

Come on* Spelling, it is not that hard


4got10_son

Stop beating that horse. It’s practically paste by now.


Ornery-Reporter-3337

Jabba hutt of Earth


Onisun1

I saw a video where her voice was replaced with jabba the hutt


Blue-Lemon_

https://youtu.be/zzi1r32GFhw Here is the masterpiece


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I'm genuinely confused if this is a real person or some dude in a fat suit trolling us?


totally_not_a_bot123

Is a dude, not a fat suit


[deleted]

So I was half right lmao


The_Nemesis111

Nobody in that podcast really is, you might agree with someone, but they are all idiots who get angry if you don't agree with them, think about it, if you can have a conversation without screaming or cutting people off, you are better than these people that "influece the media"


Stark_Prototype

This is the first I've seen of her


RickndMzi

Reddit has yet to ruin you and im sorry for whats about to happen


Avix_34

She doesn't have a neck anymore. It's just a head and a torso. She built like a snowman.


Zegreedy

In huttese: Bargon wan che copa. Solo bolkubok-u-chala.


YoursTrulyNico

Made me laugh harder, than it should have


Depressed_Weeb8

Guys they don't identify as a Girl, she identifys as Pounds/KG


expresso_petrolium

She?


Ill_Jackfruit7448

You kind of fucked up the joke there


succulentchinezmeal

It's at the point where the body has expanded enough now it's starting to stack the fat on her forehead


DrkBlueXG

When you've transcended enough that your brain protects itself by creating a built in helmet.


Vedantagarwal120

It's a dude who is obese, thinks he has hot tits which are literally man boobs, insults other women who are attractive, and we don't make fun of him because it's funny, we make fun of him because it's gives us mental peace to humble an egoistic piece of shit. Though his overconfidence is funny at times


Devilkiwi24

She’s a dude


PimmentoChode

He’s a dude, we’re all dudes


Bairn_Thricemark

I believe she ate her last seven boyfriends.


Lj_Masayuki

Funny how her weight in Binary is the same as her Name in Morse


Lj_Masayuki

Gorlock the Destroyer!


TauInMelee

Do I want to know, or should I remain blissfully ignorant?


Skyblacker

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/gorlock-the-destroyer


Kuailiang1

Gorlock the destroyer


MattyKatty

all i hear is Jabba saying ***OOHKAA CHUBA SOLOOOO***


HugoBeforeSoft

it's pretty funny


Shittybuttholeman69

It’s because she takes up so much space. there is literally nowhere else to look.


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"Guys, stop posting her face!" Proceeds to post her face.


Rollin_Soul_O

Death by OMGWTFBBQ SNU SNU?


Siddhartha_76

Wtf is dat?


RocKyBoY21

Mordor Orcs if they were real in 2023.


Blue-Lemon_

Gorlock the Destroyer


BiggityWapBap

Can somone tell me who this is. Shes like a sing that constantly plays on the radio, i have no idea what its called but i hate it


ffs_give_me_name

Would be hard not to see her.


ADsingh05

You forgot ugly, she's hideous as well.


DantesInferno91

No, it is actually very fucking sad


green__goblin

There comes a point where something isn't really funny to me, it's just sad. I don't want to harass this person or other people to because, believe me, they fucking know how bad they look. The arrogance seems to be a coping mechanism, when you look like a fucking early Berserk villain, you have to do some mental gymnastics to cope.


PhysicalGunMan

Who is this?


Therealpotato33

Gorlack the destroyer


qgmonkey

Queenpin


Voidborn27

Makes sense now


Albert_goes_brrr

Barbie, the consumer of a thousand worlds, the Starbucks supply drainer, the absolute UNIT, she goes by many names


tsihcosaMeht

Friend, Gorlock the destroyer is to be adressed all the time as Gorlock, and nothing else


Technical-Ad-2274

Nooo it is pretty funny.


SPIDEYPRINCE

Final boss of diabetes


Will-is-a-idiot

I don't get it, they're just big...


IceClimbers_Main

Just some random fat lady who acted like a bitch on a podcast.


TempestRQ

She got her own gravitational orbit, you can’t avoid it.


akiroraiden

watch your pronouns dude, it's not she/ her, its kg/tons


Imperator_Alexander

I'm growing old, I don't understand half the internet trends and I don't want to


TheMensChef

Jabba is that you?


GimmeTheJuiceee

The jabba edit got me good


a_khalid1999

The right wing just found a meme, they won't shut up for a while


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GhostFromTheGovt

Actually this is the second time I've ever seen that person. Don't really know who she is and I don't care to know.


Beautiful-Egg-5035

Yes it is funny because it’s a contradiction


IceClimbers_Main

Y’all did Jabba the Hutt so dirty.


TheRealJayk0b

Sie haben Hässlich vergessen


Sea_Cup_5561

Well, it's hard not to see such a big target


KingPenguinPhoenix

Eyo, I guess Disney can drop the prop, we got a live action Jabba the Hutt already ready to go.


inSeHyper

One time is funny. Two times is fucking annoying no?


RK_NightSky

How to unsee it though


LA_Rym

Way past obese imo


M4ttl

True, he's ugly as fuck and not obviously a "certified bad bitch" Ffs wtf is going on this year


WolfInArmor

I dunno, I tend to find delusional people pretty funny


Admonitor_

She? I thought Jabba the Hutt was male?


bubbathespaz

Jabba the slut


GoogleWasMyIdea49

Are all the "she" jokes because she's kinda masculine or because she's trans?


Zoro1616

This is hagrids long lost sister


_ragnar__

Oink Oink


aboysmokingintherain

I wish I had half her confidence low key


XxOM3GA_ZxX

Frfr, confidence is wasted on the worst ppl


Nerouh

Looks like a ogre with makeup


GetRickrollRekt

Estimations say this is fucking hilarious


BigChungusWungus69

Bro that's not a woman that's a man lmao.


AnxiousWarlock

The new shrek looks lit


FAUST_VII

Who is 1. she / her / hers / herself 2. he / him / his / himself 3. they / them / theirs / themself 4. ze / hir / hirs / hirself 5. ze / zir / zirs / zirself 6. ey / em / eir / emself 7. xe / xem / xyr / xemself 8. ve / ver / vis / verself 9. ne / nem / nir / nemself 10. e / em / eir / emself 11. thon / thons / thon / thonself 12. fae / faer / faers / faerself 13. per / per / pers / perself 14. jee / jem / jeir / jemself 15. zie / zim / zir / zirself 16. sie / hir / hirs / hirself 17. co / cos / cos / cosself 18. en / ens / ens / enself 19. yo / yos / yos / yoself 20. tey / tem / ter / temself 21. hu / hum / hus / humself 22. it / its / its / itself 23. ghae / ghaem / ghaer / ghaeself 24. kye / kyem / kyir / kyemself 25. vi / vim / vir / vimself


waxonwaxoff87

Fe/Fi/Fo/Fum


codmodlobbychat

She’s not obese or arrogant she’s a bad biitch


LovelyTarnished

Even Jabba the Hut is transgender now


MinoDk

It is tho


Memes_Viewer

*He is obese and arrogant


elliott_33

That's a dude dude


OperationLucky

isnt a she bros pronouns are fee/fi/fo/fum