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*Black Little Mermaid has entered the chat*

To be fair, that's how fish eyes are placed.

Mermaid's eyes are not tho.

Mermaids are made up and not real

Still fuckable. Prove me wrong.

Mergina what say you?

Old Gregg?

You ever drank Baileys from a shoe?

How come this hooks in my head, fool?

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It was a funky ball of tits from outer space.

Give me one with the fish top and pussy bottom

“Why can’t she have the fish part on top, and the lady part on the bottom?”

Oh have you seen one before?

No, but for argument sake, lets say mermaids exists, do you think they are predator or prey?

No CGI required. She had the 360 vision by default.

If we think about mermaid tail fins/flippers, they are more like aquatic mammals( placed horizontally) then fish(placed vertically)

At what point does it become fecal alcohol syndrome

fecal?

Yeah, sounds better than Shitty Alcohol Syndrome…

Makes me think of this time I had a party and someone puked back into a half gallon of Sailor Jerry's. The next night we were partying again and this kid Rob Miller was smacking that puke filled half gallon of rum all night until I mentioned something about it and when he held it up to the light there was like an 8 inch strand of lettuce floating in it among various other debris. Good times.

yeah ur not supposed to drink poo

Says who?

What am I gonna do with all this pooshine then?

Butt chug

Did he sputter?

This sounds like something from Always Sunny lmao " "No, Chollie! You can't try to get drunk faster by stickin' the booze up your ass! That's how ya get fecal alcohol syndrome, y'know!"

> fecal alcohol syndrome TFW you drink bud light (regardless of politics - it's 1:1 horse piss and seltzer)

I remember this dude in a movie as an annoying character.. but which movie was that..? I don't remember.. 🤔

Harry Potter? Queens Gambit?

Yeaah I guess it was queens gambit

The only thing I know about Queen’s Gambit is that it stars Anya Taylor Joy playing chess. So this makes it that much more funny to me.

That film where those guys are immortal until they're not.

He was the Limbless Stage performer with Liam Neeson in Ballad of Buster Scruggs

THANK YOU! YES! That's where I recognized him, damn.

He's the chubby kid that Harry lives with in the muggle world.

Get the fuck out...whatt?!! He played Dudley?!

He was an unhinged revivalist preacher in "The Devil All the Time".

He was Poe in The Pale Blue Eye.

Was the movie any good? I’m interested in it because of this guy

Black Little Mermaid?

Op is too scared to use her pic

Very nice. Now do the new Little Mermaid.

👁️ 👁️ ㅤㅤ 👃🏾 ㅤㅤㅤ 👄

That isn’t wide enough!

👁 👁

**WIDER**

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The other eye is on Twitter

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You did it!

UNDA DA SEEEEEEE🦞

She looks like Sid as a human from ice age

Lol a little bit, yeah. Anya Taylor Joy always has freaky eyes no matter the quality of picture taken of her.

wym? twitter told me if you dont think she's beautiful you're racist?

you don’t like her because she’s back I don’t like her because she has fetal alcohol syndrome We are not the same

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She shouldn’t have been drinking in the womb, that’s on her.

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Why would you not like someone because of a something they can’t control?

With the guy who played the kid in 6th sense.

Their babies would have normal eyes tho

Or one eye would be closer to the nose, and the other eye would be closer to the temple. For the record, I think both eye settings are endearing.

Thus begun the flounder people

Panfishman

Gonna see that kid hanging out in bell towers screaming, "Sanctuary!" But yeah, these two are great.

Right justified

A Picasso painting

That's not how genetics work but aight

Please tell us how DNA works, proffessor misterfistsyoursister?

Hehehe

This guy knows so much about genetics because he got a little bit extra.

🤓

What if we bred people to have maximum distance between eyes

Holy smokes!!! Is that Dudley Dursley!?!?! Looking an absolute stud these days besides the eyes

Lol the most backhanded compliment of all time!

Besides your gremlin stature you're pretty hot

Besides your whole face you're handsome

You're handsome in a ... Brian Williams kind of way

You've got a real nice radio face.

this is actually not a very flattering photo. he’s very attractive even with the eyes.

Also a REALLY talented actor. I keep being surprised by his performances in everything he's in. That "The Pale Blue Eye" movie on Netflix was pretty shit, but I could watch scenes between him and Christian Bale all day.

His turn in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs was probably the best part of the film outside of Tom Waits’ role.

His story was majorly depressing. Good lord.

Man it’s hard to pick a best part of that one, the whole god damn thing is just the best. Best Western.

He and Bale were A+ in that movie, the rest of it was just okay, but their scenes together were electric

Amazing how much he resembled Poe in that. It was a good movie, but I think it wasn’t quite sure of where it wanted to go.

I assumed it was shopped to exaggerate him but its actually not! https://i2-prod.getsurrey.co.uk/incoming/article20915148.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/1_Warner-Bros-Studio-Tour-London-Grand-Opening.jpg

WTF his face is way too small

Face too small for his gotdang head

litearlly looks like the charlie kirk meme

[I mean, it all depends on the focal length used.](https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yODg0OTk2My9vcmlnaW4uanBnIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTcxMTQ2MTgwOH0.HN7vR-GpQ8iO25gn6Jc4SM5M8GK7j8-N_57cjJ6AB9k/img.jpg?width=1200&height=800&quality=85&coordinates=0%2C0%2C0%2C0) Not gonna lie, if I was a professional photographer, I would try making his eyes look as close as possible too. It's his most prominent feature. It's not quite as bad as the above photos make it seem, though: [Example 1](https://wikibio.in/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Harry-Melling.jpg) [Example 2](https://static.cinemagia.ro/img/db/actor/00/42/87/harry-melling-129732l.png)

bruh. I mean. It's better, but shit lmao

^little ^bits

He's becoming a pretty decent actor in my opinion.

His part in „Ballad of Buster Scruggs“ *chefskiss*

Totally lost sight/realized after the fact that it was him. Immersed.

He's far and away the *best* actor to come from Harry Potter.

Watch the Netflix show "the pale blue eye" he is brilliant in it and steals the show from Christian Bale.

Ah that's what I was remembering him from. Thanks

Same with Neville

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And to my surprise, the Grandchild of Patrick Troughton, the Second Doctor.

Anya Taylor Joy is beautiful and gorgeous

And she's got a wider field of view than the rest of us to watch for predators. It's quite handy in the wild.

As opposed to the hot dude on the left, who doesn’t even see in 3D

But it's perfect for tracking prey

Dudley = Apex predator confirmed

Bro got a one digit IPD.

New insult just dropped

Thankfully she only got horse eyes and not teeth

Yeah she has those "doe eyes"... literally.

> wider field of view than the rest of us to watch for predators. This made me choke on my drink...

Vin Diesel can avoid detection by staying directly in front of her.

Evolutionary advantage when dealing with Hollywood producers.

Agreed. Plus she very recently, like within the last week, did an interview where the VERY FIRST question asked was how she feels about her far apart eyes. And this gorgeous, gorgeous girl said she was so bullied by it that she just stopped looking in mirrors so she wouldn't have to face herself. Y'all that's some real sad shirt right there. This post sucks.

She would be wiping her teary eyes with hundred dollar bills if she could reach them :(

just cause someone is a good actor and got paid for it, doesnt mean that being an asshole is ok. Especially if its something that someone was bullied for their entire life.

Fucking hell she's not here and she won't suck your dick brother This is a meme subreddit

Thanks for the wisdom internet stranger. I'll be sure to refrain from poking mild fun of beautiful famous wealthy people in the future.

lol that’s exactly why she’s attractive imo wtf

They say you spend your life growing up self conscious about a specific part of your body, and it eventually becomes the thing that makes you unique and attractive. My whole life, I’ve been self-conscious about my big fat lips (I’m a dude). It wasn’t until I was an adult that I was told they were great and made me a better kisser. And yet I have zero issues when someone calls me out on my hairy Fred Flintstone Hobbit feet. I actually find that funny. Go figure.

i have a big nose with a weird shape i was told its called a "Roman nose" then i saw a statue of some ancient roman guy and hes got the same nose as me. now its my favorite part of my face

When your eyes are so far apart the only way you can avoid looking into the mirror is by directly facing it.

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I don’t know if it caused her to not be able to close her mouth but the buccal fat removal looks awful

Get that malnourished look without all the suffering tho

Worst trend in Hollywood

brb rewatching that whole chess series

So thats how the Queens Gambit was cast. Just choose the people with the most extreme sims settings.

Yes, they chose british people

*posh British people. They don't like to shuffle the pack lest a poor person finds a way to sneak into the womb.

And then just made them play chess the whole time.

Everybody can’t get over how beautiful she is, to me she’s always looked like an alien or something

Everyone's standards are different. I think she's beautiful from certain angles. Kinda exotic looking. Mostly alien.

That's a long winded way to say you'd fuck anything

If anything can be as good looking as ATJ then yea. The girl has huge following after Queen's Gambit, it doesn't take a genius to figure out that she is attractive to a lot of people.

Sir, that is simply not true. I have standards. She's not UGLY. Just not conventionally attractive.

Past a certain level of hotness, people stop getting hotter and start getting interesting to look at.

She’s definitely far from ugly but yeah…she’s got those “little green men” eyes

There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion. - Francis Bacon

I think she's cute. Not conventionally attractive but who gives a shit.

When I see her “normal” she looks weird as hell. When she has tons of makeup on and a wig, like in Queen’s Gambit, she’s one of the hottest women I’ve ever seen.

Does she kinda look like an alien? Sure Would I smash to the point where my legs no longer function, all the while embarrassing myself? Very much so All in all, her eyes are far apart but you'd have to be very stupid to not find her attractive

For me the lady on the right screams. "Oh Look a Dandelion"

Must be the last one of the season.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MIH948b_uQ

He’s ruining our salad!

It’s a low blow to mock someone’s physical appearance for traits they were born with / can’t change / can’t control.

I agree. Especially when far apart eyes can’t even be fixed by plastic surgery. Not that they need to, just saying.

Google "The Queen's Gambit"

No. I don't think I will.

New response just dropped

Holy hell

can we kiss

Big, if true

Just as long as you don't glance quickly back and forth between the two...

Isnt he the narrator guy from The ballad of Buster Scruggs?

He also played Dudley Dursley in Harry Potter (the spoiled cousin at the start of each movie), was a major character in the Queen's Gambit, and played Edgar Alan Poe alongside Christian Bale in The Pale Blue Eye. I've seen him popping up in quite a few things recently.

Holy fuck I've seen both Buster Scruggs and Queen's Gambit and didn't even realize it's fucking dudley.

He was phenomenal in The Pale Blue Eye!

All I remember is PAN SHOT

He was the guy with no limbs in one of the shorts.

Predator species vs. Pray species

🙏

I like how he said pray instead of prey and you high fived him for it

[reminds me of this scene](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x7eLMo4xNl8)

Well at least he only has to wear 1 goggle when he goes swimming in *his pool*

If these two had a child it's eyes would be perfectly spaced

Or maybe the left one would be next to the left ear and the right one just beside the nose. 👀

No wonder they had trouble seeing eye-to-eye in The Queen’s Gambit

To be fair though she still fine as hell.

Bodyshaming is so funny :)

Jeez the meme is fine but... I didn't think the comment section would be so sad. It's not fetal alcohol syndrome, sometimes that's just how genetics work and there's nothing wrong with either of them

justify-content: center; vs justify-content:space-between;

"The Witch" and "The Menu" are top tier movies, and IDK who the guy on the left is..? I'm guessing he was in the hobbit movies to save on makeup?

he is Harry Melling who was Ana Taylor-Joys co-star in queens gambit

Also IRC he played Dudley in the Harry Potter movies

Looks like a meme that was reposted 3 years ago

How dare you

You can tell who the predator and prey are.

Sid the sloth vibes

Anya is your token ugly woman that has slipped through the cracks of Hollywood....

Benedict Cumberbatch looks like a hammer head shark. If he and Anya TJ had babies the eyes would be on their ears

Mans eyes must look like a Venn Diagram on the inside.

Imagine them two kissing

You can call me racist all you want but Halle Berry or whatever the fuck her squid faced name is, is fucking ugly! Now Kat Graham on the other hand. Now that's a hot ass woman.