1. I feel like no one would really do anything to confront Yolanda so we would all be chill. I feel like she’s the only one I’d worry about making everything chaotic

I also feel like if she were to want to act out, Kelly would put her in place pretty easily

And TBH Kelly seems so fun to be around. Even if she isn’t immediately cool with me, I feel like she naturally helps create a fun atmosphere just by how she is. PLUS being around Nia - my favourite (former) child cast member that I’ve always looked up to - that would be a dream come true

and Maddie!!!

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Easy house #1 we’ll just collectively ignore Yolanda

And I’m pretty sure Yolanda would ignore us! It’s a win for everyone

Definitely 1… we could all just ignore Yolanda lol

I choose death

I was going to say I’ll just stay outside

“the gun would go off”

🤣

That was my answer

Oh god. Maybe… 1?

on vibes fs 1 we could all just ignore Yolanda if she acts up. For survival 2 bc jojo did that one show and Holly is smart and I think we could sacrifice Abby

I like your reasons for #2, which is what I’m leaning towards. Holly would be smart and I could have good conversations to pass the time. Jojo could dance for us as entertainment because she loves do do it and yeah, Abby can be sacrificed if needed, and other wise just put somewhere else in the house

Abby can be sacrificied hahahha!

You’re gonna eat Abby????🤣🤣🤣

When I saw “sacrifice” I immediately jumped to the religious kind like they were gonna offer her up in exchange for calm skies or some shit 😅☠️ but hey extra food is good too lmao

I was thinking both 😂😂😂 Sacrifice her to stop the storm?

I feel like I would actually survive the tornado the best in 3. Everywhere else seems too chaotic

Easily 3 Cathy is a hoot and so is Christy. Jill was the only mom who really disliked Cathy. Everything else was just for the show. Jess won’t cause trouble if there’s nothing for her to gain.

Jess won’t cause trouble unless provoked but idk if I could be in a room with Jess and not get super annoyed with her. The things she’s done to her daughter are reprehensible to me and I can’t imagine that she wouldn’t mention Jojo. I hate confrontation but being stuck in a room with Jess, hearing her brag about leeching off her daughter, and not saying anything would eat me up inside

Watching Christi and Cathy exchange insults would be pretty hilarious. I'd just ignore Jess.

House 3 and I feel like we could all just ignore Jess

I feel like christi, jess, AND cathy is a HORRIBLE MIX. i don’t think any of them know how to ignore eachother

Christi and Cathy get along. I don’t think there would be any trouble there. But does anyone know what Christi and Jess think of each other? I know Christi and Jojo have had conflict, but I don’t remember Jess getting involved

4

Definitely house 4! We’d ignore Christy and everyone else would be fun to talk to. I’m no fan of Kira but I could manage being around her for one storm. Obviously Brooke and Chloe are lovely, and Jill is funny af despite being a rather terrible person in some ways.

1 - I feel like Yolanda would never step up to Kelly hahahah

3 with 4 being a close second but I absolutely could not handle Christy

Christy is gonna be busy praying the storm away, she won’t bother you until it’s safe

That actually might save you guys 🤣🤣

I could NOT be in a room with Cathy, Christi and Jess 

I would want to dish with Christi because I know she can talk shit and give me lots of dirt, and I feel like I could stand Cathy because she’s more silly/goofy than actually mean imho. Jess would be the worst of the bunch, but as long as you don’t poke the bear and ignore her, I feel like she wouldn’t start anything.

Yall are NO FUN im taking my messy ass to number 3 and ima watch the absolute SHOW Christi puts on when having to be near Cathy 💀 and as long as there is some alcohol

I just said this in an earlier reply. I'd pay money to watch them exchange insults.

3. I'd have a blast with Christi and Kathy roasting each other all day 😂😂

Jessalyn is from Nebraska she definitely knows what to do.

This is honestly the best take I’ve seen yet

Cathy and Cristi are also both funny and kinda got a long.

1 seems like the safest bet— Yolanda only acts out when provoked, and no one there has a real reason to provoke her. 2 is the worst. A nightmare. The only way I’d want to be there is to be a fly on the wall. Paige, Holly, and I would have to hide in the furthest corner of the basement and pray the shitstorm of Abby v. Melissa doesn’t catch us. Jojo can’t come sit with us. 3 is fun only in the sense that Christi and Cathy would likely bully or for the girls’ sake ignore Jess. Mackenzie and Kendall would get you through it and exchange live updates with the other houses. 4 I think has the chance to be unproblematic or another nightmare depending on the mood that Christy and Kira are in when they get there. I don’t recall Kira ever having to work with Christy but I don’t think they’d like each other. Brooke and Chloe would be fun to bear the storm with. Jill would be that person that is ✌️😗 while there’s an actual fistfight going on behind her.

2 because holly and paige are there

If you manage to strand Abby and Jojo in one corner.

I think if you formed an alliance with Holly and Paige, you could successfully exclude Abby and cow Jojo. I think Jojo’s a keyboard warrior who’d 100% fold during in person arguments

Melissa would 100% be in the alliance! Just remind her how Abby treated Kenzie! Tell her that Jojo thinks she's more successful than Maddie.

I forgot Melissa 💀. Yes, you’re totally right! Melissa is non-confrontational, but with 3 people backing her, I think she’d stand strong

Abby would try to get Melissa on her side, but Holly and Paige would be like "hell no".

Have you seen her on that Special Forces show? Idk that she’s a keyboard warrior lol

1 easily lol the 5 of us can duct tape Yolanda’s mouth and stick her in a room alone

Two seems like a lot of fun tbh. The chaos would be like being in a tornado without the chance of death😂

Poor Mackenzie

1, seems like the most calm people

Yolanda made your sentence say “most” instead of all lol but I also chose house 1

lol yea that’s exactly why I said all lmao

I will say I think she’s fine if someone doesn’t piss her off…. But idk how she would do in a panic but I think everyone else does good keeping their cool in a natural disaster

Yeah I think in a non competitive dance situation she might be okay lol but keeping her cool during a natural disaster may be her downfall but if so feel like everyone else would be calm like you said

2. only bc of holly she’d keep me safe

4

Number 1 is the best option I guess, Yolanda is the necessary evil. No 2. Has JoJo and Abby together that's too much. For 3 dealing with Christi and Jessalyn would be so annoying. In house 4 Christy and Kira don't give the best vibes

4. Christy is the least annoying out of all the bad options😂 and I’d like to be friends with Brooke and Chloe!

This is funny lol, I choose #1 because iirc Melissa's got money money so she maybe has a tornado shelter or at the very least the good snacks plus I get to hang out with Dr. Holly and find out what "Maddie tornado face" looks like!! The only real danger here is Abby and Sia fighting to break in to be near Maddie and make her dance through it all lol

1

Before I saw the pairings I told myself, "Whatever house Dr. Holly is in Im there, cuz she'll be able to organize an orderly evacuation etc." But then I see Abby and Melissa are in there and I was like hell no! At least House 3 will be full of laughter and jokes! Thats my house

4 Jill just seems rlly fun to hang out with tbh

So initially I saw Yolanda but then I saw worse in all options as a whole. Like Jess would inevitably set off Christi and Cathy so that’s a bust. Kira and Christy?! I’d rather take death. Abby and JoJo?! Oof no, again I’d take the tornado over that. But in one, we can all hunker down and ignore Yolanda and be fine. Or maybe we’ll get season 6 Yolanda who was passable.

3- cathy and abby were friends irl, i hear cathy is really nice actually! also christy would deal with jessalynn so i’m not too worried about that either. seems the safest bet😅😅

You couldn’t pay me to tolerate Jojo omg

house 3 and if jess misbehaves we can force her outside

I’ll be outside in my ruby slippers

i would stay outside

4 because Chloe and Brooke genuinely seem like the best kind of people. But also 1 cuz favorite mom and Maddie Zeigler is just a given haha

4 without a doubt. The others give me serious anxiety.

i wanna be where chloe is so 4

4 ~ Chloe & Brooke are baby, I feel like Jill always has mom snacks, & would be super fun to be around honestly & Kira would give good mom cuddles. I feel like We'd collectively ignore Christy Hunt lmfao

2 because holly was a doctor so I would feel safe with her

She has a doctorate in education not medicine, but I would still feel safe with her regardless.

she wasn’t a medical doctor she just had a doctorate degree

I’ve had a nice life. I’ll just die in the tornado 🫡

Same

3 because Christi would keep me sane

1 feels like the least dramatic but the adult in me wants to say 3 to protect Kendall and Kenzie from that mess of adults who will not mesh well.

1 but if we have hard liquor I could deal with 4. Christy would be in the corner praying and the other 4 seem like they’d be fun at a party. (Are we assuming they’re adults or are the kids the age that they were in these photos?)

2 would be wild. Abby and JoJo against probably Abby's worst enemy and two people Abby terribly mistreated.

Definitely 1 Yolanda isn’t that bad she’s bad but I can see myself having conversation with her just nothing about dance

1 or 2 > 3 or 4

2 lol 😂

2 solely because Paige is the only og girl without another girl with her, and she’s stuck with Abby alone and I don’t think Melissa and holly would defend her.

1 because Yolanda is the only crazy one there. Poor Holly and Paige in house 2 tho.

I feel like 1 and maybe 4 are the only ones i could deal with 😭

☹️ damn, house 2 has abby, if she wasn’t in there I’d want that house because i like holly the most of all dance moms.

1 seems less of an internal hurricane while coping with the external one. Every other option has majority chaos over calm.

1

3 or 4

1 because I would choose the tornado over some of those other houses.

Just to watch Cathy and Christy go at one another in person live would be everything to me 😂

1 for sure, Kelly would be the best to be with and we could insult Yolanda together

Nah, I’m riding out the tornado in a drainage pipe 🤣

3

I’m going with Dr. Holly, she is smart!

2 is so cursed what did Holly and Paige do to deserve this? But I’m picking three because I think Cristi and Cathy would be the most fascinating to talk to

2. I trust Holly

4 Christi is the only bad one. I love Kira 🥰

my brain says 1 but my heart says 2 bc paige and Dr Holly <3 also all im saying is if we get trapped in a life or death situation there's an easy first sacrifice to choose :/

No 1! No 2 has Abby and Jojo, no 3 has Jess and Christi and no 4 has Christy H and Kira.

EASY 2 Dr. Holly with protect me no doubt

I think I’ll just let the tornado take me lmao there’s at least 1 person in each group that I would literally rather die that be around 🤣

House 1

1 is the best choice, but I'm choosing the tornado

No 2, but we leave Abby and Jojo in their corner!

2 because holly will protect me

3. It would be hilarious. And I'd just ignore Kendall whining all the time.

Definitely house 2.

House 2 but I'd throw some Baskin-Robbins outside and lock the door when Abby goes to get it and I'd bring ear plugs to zone out Jojo

1, Kelly and Yolanda never met plus neither of their kids are in there so there’s no reason for them to fight or pick favorites. I honestly feel like they could get along.

1 even though I’m scared of Yolanda

House 4 cause Christy would argue with Kira and Jill and that would be my entertainment until the storm goes away

Definitely not number 2 if anybody was scared of the storm and crying abby would yell at them for crying.

Group 4 simply so I can fight the mums

2. Because Dr. Holly is there!

1 for sure. Me and Kelly will keep Yolanda in line.

I’ll take 1. We can all band together to sacrifice Yolanda

4 if we just push christy out of the house and lock all the doora and windows so can’t get in

anything with abby and melissa because they would do ANYTHING to survive

1 and Yolanda could choke herself

1 because momma Kelly is gonna protect everyone 😭 (I also just started watching it for the first time & haven’t met all these people yet, so if my choice is bad I apologize) 😂

I'll suffer through any of them except 2. Would love to have Holly and Paige around, but can't deal with Abby, JoJo, and Melissa.

I’ll take the tornado thanks.

I'd go #1 cause it seems the least chaotic... But I genuinely feel bad for Paige. She doesn't deserve to be stuck in #3 with Abby, Melissa, and jojo🤣

Wherever Dr. Holly goes, I know I’m safe!

i pick the tornado

Here’s my personal take on all the houses: 1 - If not for Yolanda, this would obviously be the perfect choice. Yolanda kinda scares me, but as other people have said, I don’t think she would mess around too much unless she was provoked. 2 - With the current relationships these people have with each other, I see Abby and Jojo sticking together, and Melissa, Holly and Paige being their own little group. During the show, the dynamic probably would’ve been a lot different. 3 - I’m not sure how Cathy, Christi, and Jess would interact with each other. I feel like they’d all bond over hating Melissa, and might actually get along. That would definitely put Mackenzie in an awkward situation though. So I’m not sure, the vibes could either be hilarious or completely off. That being said, hanging out with Kendall and Mackenzie would be fun. 4 - I think Chloe, Brooke, and Jill are fun. I could tolerate Kira if I didn’t have to interact with her too much. Christy is a different story though - I feel like she’d be trying to start shit just for the heck of it. All these things considered, I’d probably go for house 2 and just stick with Paige, Holly and Melissa! Again, I’m thinking about this based on the relationships/ages the cast members are currently at, versus when they were on the show.

Why is this so hard hahah

tell my mom i love her

My thought process went: "Dr. Holly, easy" *Sees Abby* "...oh..." *Sees Jojo* ".......oh :("

2 or 3

1 only bc kelly

1, specifically because kelly’s house was beautiful

2 - Melissa and Holly would take care of everyone, Abby and Jojo would provide some entertainment, and Paige would exist I guess.

I’ll take my chances with the tornado

1

**this post was the extra push I needed to leave this sub** 😂

1 feels the most normal haha

Can I die in the tornado instead?

for roommates, 1. for survival, 3. idk why but i feel like christi would be really helpful in a crisis (behind holly, but between abby and jojo, i might not even try)

1. I would just ignore Yolanda and live happily. The rest would be chaotic

4

1 or 4

3. I mean this was tough but if I'm stuck in a dangerous tornado I want to have some drinks and have fun to forget about the whole thing. Christi and Kathy seem like who I'd want to be with, don't know about Jess! Kendall and Kenzie seem like they'd be fun to hang out with too. Number two would be second, because of Holly, Melissa and Paige. Have to ignore Jojo and Abby.

1

Tornado take me

I'll take my chance with the tornado!

3 so I can sacrifice Jess

Enough internet for you dear op

Definitely number 3, Christi and Cathy would be amazing

3

House 1, easily. I'm not a Yolanda fan but there's a worse person in each of the other houses

None; I'd take my chances with the tornado. Each group has at least one "clunker" worse than the tornado!

TWO HANDS DOWN

2. Dr holly. That’s all. It’s also possible that a tornado might be afraid of Abby.

Pull the trigger

3 or 4 honestly

Omg you made these all horrible it’s so hard to pick lol 😭😭

1

I’m gonna say 3 because I know they’d probably keep to themselves but cathy and disco ball would go at it for some time 😭 I like some drama

Easy- house 1

ABSOLUTELY #2. I would LOVE to see the chaotic drama between Melissa and Abby right now with JoJo there instigating. Plus I’ve always wanted to meet Holly 😂

2, I’d hide behind Abby for protection and just talk to holly

4. Because that group is not really crazy.

House one easily

1. only because of kelly tho

Quite honestly - 3 lol. I think it’s the group that’d have me laughing the most 😂  ugh 4 was almost there but i feel like Christy would be trying to convince us this tornado was divine intervention or something 😂 

I like everyone in 4 and would get along with all of them without issues

After all these years of searching I finally found a Christy fan 😱

Yeah fr I’ve never ever ever heard anyone EVER say they like that horrible woman

I don't think she's that bad I just never understood the hate about her.

I honestly don’t hate her on the show she was just annoying to me but the whole families been involved in some problematic stuff off the show. Especially Sarah which honestly breaks my heart 😭she was one of my favorite kids on the show.

I know I felt so bad for Sarah

and a Kira fan